Slow Motion Malfunctions of Exotic Firearms 

And it was glorious!

Sure! Why not? What could possibly go wrong? :P

It wasn't quite the "Blaze of Glory" we hoped for.

“Do not fire Blazer Ammo! May create pixie dust with less than magical results.”

@@coltenszarek5985 The projectile doing what it did is true Pixie dust stuff.

@@bmstylee Beat me to it ol' Bill

Hold my water. Hang on, this is wine!

Let me comb my lustrous locks.

Holdeth my wine disciple, and behold!

@@bmstylee perfect reply

Thats not a luger, and if it was it wouldnt be a .45

@@cognitivedisability9864 That's a Luger alright. A reproduction one. The US tested lugers in .45 as part of the 1907 pistol trials. They performed better then than they do here. Reproductions often are unreliable, owing to magazine issues.

Not exactly. These reproductions have bad magazines.

@@God-mb8wi hmm, i checked again and seems you are right, the black and white makes it a bit hard to see the gun in detail, atleast the vidoe i watched, i though it was a p38

@@cognitivedisability9864 Actually...there are a few manufacturers of .45 Lugers. There's a guy back east that does it...but he uses the original blueprints of the functioning ones from the early 1900s...so they work.

There aren't any.

Zip22... successful cycling? What?

To be fair, he DID actually get it to fire a few rounds in a row!

@@Secu90210 truely a blessing from gun Jesus! XD

I mean, I'm fairly certain a Z.22 actually properly working is a malf

Revolvers aswell.

@@richmeisterradio *Enter John Browning and John Garand*

Gaden Kerensky even their firearms took a long time to mature.

It was the troops would fire their ammo too fast

@@demonprinces17 That and the previously mentioned reliability issues.

Manufacturer: DO NOT DO THIS! Gun Jesus: *does this for shits and giggles*

You've never seen anything like this before, because apart from a tiny number of Mars pistols, no other handgun pulls the fresh round violently backwards in quite that way. Unique design, unique malfunction!

I really wish it chambered because youll never get to see a bullet thats stuffed backwards by the guns own blowback get shot. That will never happen again lol

@@Goose21995 It probably would have ended up becoming a squib because it lost a ton of powder there.

Same. It was glorious.

Yeah that's what im thinking

Can be a great wallpaper ngl

Mr.Techaky the over glorified katana?.....

uncletigger Most Of the Japanese population are not seriously religious but are still technically religious because almost every Japanese citizen partakes in culture that relates to Religion like paying respect to shrines and praying. Buddhism is highest by 66%, Shinto is second and Christianity is third by a 2015 survey.

@Murat Gadjiev No, it doesn't. At least not as a weapon. The mysticism and art form of the katana's creation is cool and all, but it's just as much of a sword and just as strong of steel as any well-made European sword of the same era.

Murat Gadjiev European swords are generally better. Katanas just have a lot of special things about it, like the ways of samurai and stuff

@@Schnozinski Japanese swords were made of weaker materials as they had little reserves of iron.

Remember, to and engineer, something not working is only bad if you didn't watch it fail.

Failures teach you more than successes imo

Most people don't even know breaking things is literally an engineering job in and of itself.

That’s why I was glad he said he sent some of this footage to one of the companies

...that's how I veiw Porn!

@Zack Ceasar (Just to be pedantic) *One of* the only pistols, the Mars Automatic Pistol also draws rounds out backwards.

@@AtholAnderson ...err....."one of the few" pistols?

@@AtholAnderson But if you get super pedantic, the odds of anyone actually coming into contact with a Mars Automatic are almost infinitely smaller than a Boberg action, so, effectively..

@@erikcrouch7881 You DO raise a fair point.

Behold....A miracle!!!! We are blessed. :-)

We're waiting.

Gun Jesus: "So you call these guns semi-automatic despite the fact they´re obviously not." Luger: "Ye...You know th...One thing I sh.......Excuse me for one second."

Mmm steamed lead

Well Luger, I have you loaded...despite your malfunctions. Superintendent Gun Jesus, welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable mag dump!

*checks zip 22 chamber* GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

is this lost?

Horny Malfs in your area

:'D thank you guys

Extreme MALFS all up in your action!

Given he's on pornhub anyway, he might get some views from the "MALFS" tag..

..So you're saying this is just gun porn? :-)

I agree with this.

Volume II could be Karls voice saying "just go ahead and mortar it" with successive firearms as Ian goes white with the effort to resist the urge to smack it against a rock.

666th LIKE!

Oga Booga me want it too

I fell in love with this format.

Best comment ever

Is *that* what happened? I was too busy watching the results of physics getting rather fuzzy on an unfired round.

Ian: So lets use blazer ammo

Jim Fortune a majority of the malfunctions in this video are a result of old springs getting weak and mistuned gas systems. the zip 22 is just shit and is the one exception to what i said

@@manitoba-op4jx I saw Ian's video where he shoots the Zip 22. That was painful to watch.

Malfunctions happened on fairly old guns with worn-out springs, are not indicative of the performance of the weapon in pristine conditions.

Neutron Alchemist while this is true . Army's wouldn't adopt shit that didn't work

@@manitoba-op4jx yet those malfunctions generally highlight the weaknesses of a certain platform. This of course doesn't mean a platform is bad, but if something barely, or not at all works when the gun is new, it will definitely not work if it is 100yo

😂 😂 ✨

literally had me rolling for several minutes i've repaired my relationship with oxygen, we forgive each other

Some spicy glitter

7:27

I read this as he said it lmao

sad trombone better then rusty

there were 45 lugers and they worked. It is just the modern copies that don't. I can't imagine why.

I thought the original cartridge for the Luger was the .30 Luger, a bottle-neck beastie.

Originally designed for 7.65x21mm parabellum (.30 Luger is a US designation). The 9x21mm parabellum was designed later for this pistol.

@@allenjenkins7947 9x19

I've never had ejection issues with my Luger (Mauser manufactured), but it did tend to short-stroke...the mainspring was just too stiff with the strength of ammo I was willing to run through it. Lighter spring, runs well.

'Whoopsies' - Gun Jesus, 2019

Yep, reminds me of one of those plastic 3D-printed 'guns'.

Hey man be nice it’s not there fault they were dropped on their heads as babies really insensitive if you ask me

I kinda want one because of how shit they are

@@ccshinaberry Same, I love my crappy Hi-point, it needs a friend. Although even the Hi-point at least functions.

@@Evilbutteredpopcorn yea id rather own 50 hi points than 1 zip 22

I wonder... That would be sick

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JLpkUsr6Eo8.html

@@startedtech What a guy, thank you

I think 22 plinkster does it to warm up.

Is there one of someone lighting a smoke with heat from a gun...

With high speed cameras it's today a lot easier to figure out and fix all the problems with malfunctions.

Gun Jesus, the term I didn't know I was looking for

@@ehsnils my thoughts exactly. Never Really thought about the effect high speed cameras had on gun manufacturing. They would easily cover that outrageous price tag just by cutting out A lot of time and guess work in many cases. Well, the big manufacturers would have been able to afford "gun whispering gurus", but for smaller up and coming companies with big ideas and not so large funding for seasoned gun jedi's, huge game changer.

I thought it was cool and guns to avoid

Agreed, some of the Japanese WW2 weapons are fascinating (and hard to find info on!)

And really it doesnt matter at all if it didnt work. We came for the knowledge, not the show.

It's always impressive to see something break. Then take it apart and still have no idea what happened.

And every time it failed differently.

The malfunction for the Zip would be a successful firing.

*No. 1 Johnson Failure to Erect.*

Yeah . It was so pretty it's a sha!me it was the powder charge . 😂😂😂😂

@@tombogan03884 I know! if only there was a way to spray glitter on your enemies without loosing the ability to also shoot them lol. A glitter grenade launcher perhaps?

Totally fabulous ! 😂

@@SadFemboy No.... no human being with or without a soul could be so cruel.

@@BeasBotBonanza I'm pretty sure you'd be instantly executed by your own allies for committing such heinous war-crimes.

I think the pronunciation is a comment on the quality of the ammo e.g. Blahhhh - zer

The Pederson is indeed an interesting rifle to shoot. I owned one back in the 70s. Fired two boxes (40 rounds) through it. Mine worked just fine, but I can still see why the Garand won. Now here is an interesting point, why does the Garand only hold 8 rounds. It's simple, at first it held 10, but that was in the 276 cartridge. After the trials, before adoption, the decision was made to make it in 30/06 because of the millions of 06 rounds in inventory. Needless to say, the Garand didn't like the heavy ball ammo so a new 30/06 loading was created. We still had at that point a rifle cartridge and a machine gun version of the 06 cartridge in inventory.

Nah man it was some BS they put on the imported version because the country it was meant for sale in had restricted semiautomatic rifles (iirc it was England, not sure). So, if you had every other trigger pull a bolt closure, it wouldn't be a semiautomatic. The original version of the gun didnt have this BS.

@@jasonperdue2554 thats actually really smart move in terms of dodging thru laws

@@jasonperdue2554 That is 100% a lie pulled out of your ass. Anyone who's watched enough videos on this channel will recall that a lot of early-to-mid 1900s Czech closed-bolt rifles used a trigger pull instead of a bolt release to close the bolt when it's locked open. See ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JvI92kOwV4U.html and ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-zL-2dkoUSDU.html

@@justsomedudeoverthere7435 Interesting, I didn't know this. I spoke out of turn, and out of ignorance I have made myself look rather foolish. As for inventing a story, this is in fact a true modification, although not for that particular firearm. The modification I thought this was, was one that was done to a VZ 58 (?) style weapon made for sale to a domestic European country. You are correct though in that I don't watch much of Forgotten Weapons videos.

Except for the Zip22. That thing just sucks

You'd think Gun Jesus would have the Midas' touch but he's only human.

@@NarcassiticGamer all it needs is a little bit of heavy modification and it works just fine

The hand of gun Jesus does not judge

Gun Jesus? Really? So is there gun heaven and who's God, a tank?

Just as fascinating is watching slo-mo of how much barrels whip and receivers flex.!

@@LuvBorderCollies definantly

David Green no shit he already knew that

then you would have love my old Taurus pt92af. I couldnt stand that damn gun. All sorts of random malfunctions. Everything from failure to feed to stovepiping the round(had That particular issue with my M16a2 in the Marines as well) out of battery detonation, Magazine ejecting when the round went off. Hell i one time pulled the trigger and the hammer stayed put. And before you scream maintaining it was the problem,nope i am meticulous with cleaning weapons. and it had no more than a hundred rounds put through it prior to my purchasing it. The most spectacular failure was when it smashed the nose of the projectile flat down to a wadcutter form a black talon. never figured out what was wrong with it, just chalked it up to "early model beretta M9 knock off" Til i got a hold of the beretta and sold both. I should have kept my M1911's they were OLD but reliable.

Ian: Bond Arms, does the Desert Eagle soar at your command and make his nest on high?

Bond arms is a joke to everyone

@@jonathantate8103 not to me. Lovey 45 colt

Still have nightmares about that feckin gat

It's not a mag drop, it'a suprise reload!

@@batmangovno generally about 3 hours after you realise the bloody thing has come off coz your tabbing to the range

@@jochenheiden Holy gun powder

In the name of the 9mm, the 12 ga, and the 30-06 amen

Might have to make a pilgrimage from Sydney. Pay my respects, receive a blessing. Shoot a feral pig, play some cane toad golf. All the usual Queensland stuff.

Blessed is he who shoots in the name of the Lord.

The joke might be going too far but fuck it. Run to Marathon, Gun Jesus!

Cute lil gun for sure but sadly its a dud

kazuma neetking this makes me sad.

@@karlt8233 A dud!!???

Proudly Made in the US...

@@batmangovno This is a link to the article that appeared in American Rifleman about the .32acp "Baby Luger" prototypes of 1925/26. www.americanrifleman.org/articles/2018/11/6/whats-it-worth-krausewerk-baby-luger/

Amen

I'm pretty sure most of these were caused by the gas system or ejectors, not the followers. ;)

Rest their souls

“LEEET US PRAYYY FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHERS AND ASKK OUR LORD TO SHED HIS MERCY UPON THEM”

@@Tobascodagama If the followers were strong enough, and convicted enough in their spring of springs, they would feed the round.

Erotic firearms that fail to strip.

Wash your mind out with soap.

@yx xy I mean, the sten is actually exotic.

Shoot me harder daddy UwU, oh yeah OwO go full auto daddy!

In Poland there is this proverb that "hungry man always thinking about bread"... ;)

Don't call me out like this.

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