I absolutely LOVE the thing where the host introduces people like they're celebrities he's shocked by their presence. That is such an accurate touch. I think this whole thing is just absolutely genius.
its so fucking funny for the bitcoin inner circles of these rich assholes who will literally act like, if you dont work hard enough, you cant save the money you could earn to purchase cryogenics or life extension , as if its just our fault for not trying hard enough to cure cancer in our own lifetimes and profit off the rational self interest lol like HEY its OUR FAULT for dying! Ayn rand laid it outoyt for us, i mean why do you think trump is smug, he plans to live well into the next century!
@@AckzaTV Trump is a fat, old man who eats fast food three meals a day, claims that exercise uses up your limited lifetime energy, and swallows Sudafed like it was candy. He'll be lucky to live to see the next decade, much less the next century.
@Ackoroth Ayn Rand's wet dream where the supermen of the world are all rock-solid independent libertarian islands that don't need no help from nobody, novelized. Essentially she believes that man is not a social species, her words, not mine. Fun fact, that the Ayn Rand Institute had to get government loans recently to stay afloat roflmao.
Just got to the part that explains why the company is a registered sex offender. And they use the old "it's for research" excuse. As I saw some others state, this is oddly realistic.
The thing that elevates the satire to God-like levels is that the SmartPipe™ staff use as many big words as they possibly can to make what they are doing sound better. For example: "topographical anal handshake". This doesn't even qualify as comedy gold at this point, this is quality platinum.
I've seen this video like several years ago and seeing it again, I notice so many details that I missed when I first saw it. There are several underlying narratives which converge in such a crazy way.
It took me a bit to get over how this is actually not a terrible idea, conceptually. But insanely great humorous breakdown of how personal tech and and US big-coorp culture will try to manipulate anything and everything to get that $ I'm shocked that this was made 8 years ago and not recently.
This video is a hilarious parody of corporate culture and marketing. The comments on the commercializing of your metadata and the constant tracking you'd be under are also interesting. I like the way they paint the government as the enemy to your freedom when they readily admit you're a target for monetization and constant tracking. There's a decent chance that in the not too distant future, people will readily agree to having massive amounts of meta data beyond what's happening now, and it will follow them for the rest of their lives.
@@theblackphoenix6498 they have done it for years in various ways. internet providers you dont even have can do it if you go through their nodes. now its legal though. they can block you throttle you filter you and use your data any damn way they please.
I love how at 1:57 he says "Didn't I see that Smart Pipe has already saved more lives than all doctors throughout history, COMBINED?" and then the CEO literally doesn't even answer the question
At what cost? I understand the value of information, even when it comes from these sources but when is it enough? Do we really need to know what's going on with each others' shit 24/7? That's one of the questions this video is asking; it paints the picture of a world where our urge to know everything is leading us to really perverted crap. But you are correct. Information like this could really save lives so I honestly could see a system like this implemented some day. Maybe one day there will be technology that will let us know everything about our bodies, everything about the real world all at once. We just have to remember to take a break from that knowledge, take a break from the pursuit once in a while to apply what we've learned. We all want to live better lives. But let's not forget to enjoy them once in a while, too.
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@@marks6663 Well, isn't it obvious? The Aunt is a murderer, and she's flushing seamen's bodies down the toilet, hence the blood. I mean what other answer is there?
I love how surreal this is, it kinda gives me chills. Looking at the Juicero ($2000/mo cloud-enabled, QR-code-scanning juicer that can be replaced by just squeezing the bags with your hands), something like this in this day becomes entirely believable.
Did you not watch the juicer video properly, Jesus the guy who invented it is a humanitarian, try recalling the part about where he was going to roll it out so poor people could get a five dollar single juice. Like i said the guys a hero
Someone, somewhere, is trying to figure out a way to make this exact product without it seeming this ridiculous. That being said, the sad truth of reality is, they will succeed. Bleach 2016
i don't really see the problem TBH. Fecal matter can actually tell a lot about your health, this product would be extremely useful for the general health and well-being of people everywhere. Imagine if your toilet could tell you you need more of a specific vitamin! Privacy is important but if hospitals and medical research teams everywhere had access to information like this, it would be much easier to solve/cure disease on a large scale. Something like Watson, which collects massive amounts of medical data and attempts to find a solution to cancer, would be even more useful with large amounts of data like stool info from lots of people. I think it's about as invasive as your phone tracking your heartbeat/walking/workout/diet data. Everybody poops.
And I suppose I mostly feel this way because my parents are starting to get old... If their health could more easily be tracked as they enter old age, they could potentially live longer and more happily. A doctor could simply pull up his computer and see a plethora of information about my parents' health, including poo, and figure out exactly what vitamins they need and such.
Yeah, I've always wanted a computer that would automatically spam all the local hospitals and doctors on Twitter every time I have diarrhea. The topographical anal handshakes (coincidentally my favorite Yes album) are just a bonus.
Honestly part of this is kinda a good idea. If they could scientifically diagnose people based on what they produce in the toilette then maybe it would be a huge break through in the medical field. I bet one day that there's going to be a toilette like this that runs diagnostics like a lab. I know it's supposed to be a joke but it seems like something that'll happen one day. It kinda reminds me of the movie Gattaca tbh
He killed it in Decker and he killed it in this. Mark Proksch for the next academy award for best actor. Gregg, pull some strings with your academy peeps please!
You think this is satire but what you don't know is, it's real. You don't need to know what goes out of your home to know what goes into it. And when the water is on, someone is always home. Read about the Landis + Gyr scandal and how they sold your data without any notice
hey, there's actually some legit medical information that can be harvested from stool samples. now the social media and the anus scan stuff... yeah that's crap (pun intended)
exactly, Jake Green. lol, it seems scary, but the medical info it could provide would be priceless, and could help a lot. but yea the social media part of it is silly
This somehow feels more real now. Like at the time it was like "haha funny joke about how companies collect peoples data." But now that companies are increasingly invasive it's like "hmmmm this isn't far off."
As a fellow deuterostome, this speaks to me. (during deuterostomic embryonic development, the first opening becomes the anus; during protostomic development, the first opening becomes the mouth. All humans are deuterostomes.)
In 2014 we thought this was a humorous but still true to life exaggeration of modern corporate culture and data selling, in 2021 we have invented toilets that create crypto currency. We live in the parody.
