SNAKE OIL WITH DAN & PHIL 

Phil: "I choose to be offended I'm going home" Me during school

pj: *gestures wrong* a dan and a phil pj: wait pj: *loUD SWEATING*

Can we just appreciate how well spoken Dan is...

I think Dan needs the regret cream more *cough cough My name is [ Dan ] *

Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti

I need regret cream in my life right now.

"today I have with me a jealous dan and an adorable phil"

Watch Dan from 7:36 - 7:38 ...I have no words

No, but the dream recorder would actually be so cool

the thing with the secret cave is that dan wouldn't want to leave the house to go there...

'Rhinos are great; why don't people look like them?' ~ Dan Howell 2K16

8:05 I like how Pj made Dan and Phil sound like a married couple

Excuse me while I invest my life savings in Regret Cream.

I can't believe phil is 59 now

"one man's junk is another man's treasure"

I need 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bottles of regretcream.

Phil: I'm a man?! PHILIP YOU ARE TWENTY NINE TOMORROW. APPARENTLY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE STRUGGLING WITH THIS CONCEPT.

The image of Phil walking into Dan's bedroom saying 'hey, let's do something crazy' is just too much for me to take *crafts*

I would invest in all of Phil's products just to make him happy

Phil: I'm a man. Dan: Eh...

7:35-7:39 Jealous Dan strikes again!

i thought dream trap was the best idea fo sure

Okay but how cute does Phil look at 3:42 tho

Nosehorn is literally the dutch word for a rhino goddamnit Dan

"Cant just leave it on a diplomatic finish where everybody is happy" Dan Howell representing today's political world.

"peej-slice" oh philly

I complain about this every time I watch this video but the dream trap is the most amazing invention I've ever heard of, think about it, a way to connect with your inner mind you have no control over, and allows you to experience yourself at a different angle. Dreams are crazy, why wouldn't you want to see one fully intact? Some dreams can explain everything. It's insane how well dreams are written sometimes, it's almost like a perfect movie you couldn't watch until you've become unconscious, it's like you need to enter an entire different dimension of your brain to unlock things you didn't even know. But once you wake up, it could possibly be gone. Sure, some people remember cattail dreams, but why risk losing the outrageously intense ones?

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how attractive Dan looks in this video

Am I the only one that smirked when PJ said "one mans junk is another mans treasure"

"One man's junk is another man's treasure" That could be read in different ways

Definitely would have chose dream trap 😂

'One man's junk is another man's treasure.' PJ, you sure that's the wording you wanna go for mate?

omg i'd be all over the dreamtrap!

this video has made me hella happy

I'd honestly buy all three of those items !!!

8:08 "that doesn't stop Phil from walking in saying 'hey lets do something crazy' " hmmm

Can I just buy 1000000000000 bottles of regret cream

He slithers down your chimney He licks you in your sleep You don't know where he's been tonight He's a snake on Christmas Eve

My name is Sophie and at 7:03 when he said Sophie and pointed at the camera I was so confused 😂

"please consider the murder mask, to improve your murder needs" IM DEAD

So many innuendos in this video tho

i feel like dan just needs all of them

"Let's message some snakes!" *Slytherins screaming in the background*

The way Dan's facial expression changes at 7:36 when Phil moves his hands towards PJ just releases my inner demon phannie, I can't help it.

dan needs the regret cream more than phil

i live for these collabs I swear

[5:43] omg dan's face when phil called pj peej-slice !!! shucks :-/

can we just take a moment to love the fact that dan would be a great businessman?? like he sounds so excited and persuasive, even over dumb/weird things like a Nose Horn

Dan's face when Phil's talking about PJ writhing around in underwear is priceless!

Phil walks into Dan's room and says "Hey, let's do a crazy thing" *wink wink*

All these comments about Dan looking jealous, but tbh everyone just looks like they don't know what to do when they aren't talking.

Anyone think Dan looked really good in this?

Dan, phil, and pj in the same video? My skin is clear, all my preoccupations are gone, global warming is decreasing the world is okay. My favorite people. 🙌

3:40 Phil calling Dan Daniel is my aesthetic

HE DREW DANS SAD DIMPLE

i would go to knife school

0:31 PJ PREDICTED POKEMON GO

Phil: "So you're a model selling underwear..." Me: "Get ready for an underscore!"

*donates £1,001* I'M COMING FOR YA DANIEL

I would 100% get the dream trap are you kidding me? That's fricken awesome and definitely a kind of technology that people will want to use

I need a secret cave and a dream trap.

Phill birthday is only hours away, who's excited?

Dan looks like a Phil and Phil looks like a Dan, or is it just me?

honestly I thought dreamtrap was the best one😅

when pj called dan 'daniel' i couldn't stop smiling

Phil's life is Philled with lots of things

What really got me was around 8:50 Dan's reaction to Phil saying "I'm a man". This is just so silly I love it

this came out a year ago! and they haven't changed a bit :') Ma lil babies. Come so far, yet not at all. Also, phil is 30 tomorrow. I'll show myself out.

When Phil was asking Dan to show what he created for Santa he said "Ok DANIEL!" He says it a lot but why isn't he just say Dan

7:35 - 7:42 dan wyd there dude

i think being able to see my dreams again would be so cool.

The DreamTrap was the best one like wth (they were all good but that one was v cool)

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL GROUP OF PEOPLE

Are you kidding? Dreamtrap was deffo the best

Dan is so jealous in 7:35 - 7:38.

I forgot what dan looked like with straight hair, and it made me uncomfortable the whole video because I didn't know what it was that was off until now

Because Chris is back to videos now, does this mean there's a possible fantastic foursome reunion in the near future...? :)

Dan and Phil are wearing the exact same shirts in this as the TABINOF cover!!!

This video Phil's me with laughter, aye! ( I'll show myself out)

It’s 2020 and it looks so good here take me back

PHIL TURNS 29 TOMORROW HEL P

Phil:HOWDY Me: Phil is turning into Flowey

i mean why would you want benedict cucumber instead of dan and phil

7:37 jealous dan strikes again

I wish PJ had a dreamtrap!!

**GASP** So that's why Dan always wears so much black! He's a Ninja!!

I'd buy the regret cream

Dan got jealous when Phil called PJ "Peej Slice" haha

How would Dan know anything about eye catching fashion. He wears BLACK for GOODNESS SAKE!

Your life is Phil-ed with this never ending mirage of traumatizing memories and awkward situations

pj: that doesn't stop Phil from walking into your bedroom going "hey lets do something crazy!" phil: happens a lot

7:36 - 7:40 JEALOUS DAN SPOTTED

a full video with PJ and someone playing cards against humanity would be great

Alfie's watching this video like : 👀📝✅

7:35 - 7:39 Look at Dan. the jealously is real 😂

I would totally buy the Regret Cream and the Dream Trap

i really need regret cream

8:37 "Ruby & Sapphire" my mind jumped straight to Steven Universe wow

not related to the video but I just got an ad where you get to see a girls teeth fall out wtf

I would turn my secret cave into an ice rink