SNL Commercial Parodies: Dating 

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LOL

Lyudmila Damn that’s a good deal.

Maybe it could be Stop worrying about getting married, Stuart worrying about find a divorce attorney

UNDERATED COMMENT OF THE CENTURY

Came here to say the same thing. His face was great!

Big muscled guy was Jay Pharoah

@@beaujangus3619 oh thanks for telling

😂😂😂🤣

no lie played hermia in high school and had to act out somethin similar with my family and friends watching 😂🤣so i died at this part lol

how ugly most of the net have come-SNL will destroy them!

@lurch321 that's an easy fix! Get to home depot

Top Turn What

Calloused hands ✔ No debt ✔

Simple! It's called, dating a divorced Generation X divorced man! College cost almost nothing for him, and his weird home improvement phase gave him callouses!

Harrasment and rapes not funny...

@@pureblue4814 what the shit are you even talking about?

@@pureblue4814 u must be Asexual.. dam shame hahaahHah

@@pureblue4814 you sound like you've had it once and need it again...

@@FleurRebelle not all asexual people dislike sex. Some like sex, and some like people's body but not sex, and some just don't like either

I love that you mentioned this!

Well it's a limited pool of actors/actresses for the set so not all that intriguing.

Exactly!!! 😭😭

straight facts

hahaha "straight"

Also reminds me of "I invented Post-Its" from Romy and Michelle...

You mean Donald J Trump?

I thought it sounded a bit like Mr.Burns

D C he’s had plenty of experience with Robin...er, Cobie Smulders.

I think it’s called “not interested”

I would have laughed. Also Cecily represents the theatre kids.

Cecily full body screaming... she’s all in for every sketch.

That's probably what Taran has to deal with with his own wife.

The1AndOnlySuperMom right back at you sally

I'd invest.

I’ll take your entire stock!

Just train the dog to go lie down. Done.

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Where is the comedy in that!?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmao accurate

Lowered Expectations!

True shit I just got cussed out for trying to have a conversation on that joint

I think you mean "PLENTY OF FREAKS"

What exactly is the joke...

@@mattiteodorascu6372 she doesn't want her sister getting married before her. 😂

@Matti Teodorascu The lady with the app said she’s going to get married BEFORE her sister. Emphasis on 'before'.

@MISSed Bandwagon Meeting him in that particular app means she's really desperate for a husband so she'll "Settl" for anyone just so she can be married BEFORE her sister. Cuz that's what matter.

For those not getting the joke here’s a video clip about that exact skit acted out. Skip to 21:18 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-a2PGKiTwuAs.html

lol I was getting ready to quote this part too. He was so underrated. He could play so many diff characters, and played them so well. He was funny af too.

@@tyffaneelavely8087 And he never broke character.

Very underrated.

RIP

@@Chris-de2qc He's NOT dead!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok, so y’all know how annoying it is when your dog watches you pee? And I think we ALL hate it when our dogs watch us when we have special time with our spouses, am I right? So what if there was a product that was just a giant dog that you have sex inside so your dog won’t bother you? PERFECT!

So glad I'm not the only one that was thinking that!

@@racheldama7666 wait do people just have sex with their dog in the room?? That’s weird tf put it in another room

@@racheldama7666 Not a problem at my house. They all know GO LAY DOWN.

"so throw your dog - and yourself - a bone" Ha ha

Yes

Use it at the park, too

That was so complicated I stopped at former

@@FloorstheLimit 😂 😂I had to rethink the entire sentence before getting it and then going ohhh.

Hol up

Ohh, play nice, Rob.

@Seth Organ Nothing wrong with a bit of cuckery if you can't do the job all by yourself, right?

She is so good. Damn good!

Scarlet with Colin = energy drink for dating comedians

God their household must be chaotic. Scarlett doing karate chops fight the air speaking in Russian. While Colin's in the background going on Twitter reading off random news headlines trying to make her laugh and she just doesn't break cause she's too in character. Colin: Scarlett how about this one. A man in Missouri attempted to rob a gas station with a toy gun. When the police showed up and tried to arrest him. The man went "tag you're it" and now those police officers are in prison for 5 years for attempted robbery. Scarlett: нет Скарлетт, есть только Наташа (There is no Scarlett, only Natasha)

@@waynehayes912 ahahah u should write for snl that's great

Ohhhh that's why she's so good on SNL. Living with Colin is probably plenty practice.

Colin Quinn? Holy shit I didn't even know they were dating. Damn I guess he's leveled up a bit now.

Her face. ⚰

Made me perk up for Martha Stewart once more... Its been a while.

Splooosh!

It goes the other way MUCH more often. Come join "Settl" you single guys......where if you're lucky you'll meet an overly needy, 38 year old woman, (well past her prime) who has 3 kids (all from different men) who is now ready to settle down with you!! Talk about lucky!?!?

@@davidlemaster2034 That's...very specific. Is there something you wanna tell us?

@@314jets6 nothing you'll understand, with that steady diet of blue pills on your gut LOL

That woman is a freakin' CHAMELEON!! 😂😂😂😂

She can do Martha Stewart, and she can also do Justin Bieber.

🤣🤣🤣

That part Killed me. Hahahahaha he's so awesome

Including white collar crime (insider trading) and get off with only 5 months of minimum security and two years of house arrest. Slightly more than a slap on the wrist, but not much.

I'd by those blinds!

I do. And I always thought the guy in the opening of those sketches was peeing on the fence.

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-atfDg4fLcks.html

yes that was good show 👍🤣🤣🤣

That skit was gold!!! I miss MadTV!

self discarded king of ruin 72 YES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hello, JODisHere *Get a life.*

@Seth Organ You forgot that theyre life generally feels pretty shit so good feelings are magnified when they do something enjoyable

Nicholas Roberts where do I sign up?

@@MrDankTM Hello JOD. btw hisss

Nicholas Roberts it’s still around. Someone is using it

I didn't notice either, 'Jumper' was a great song.

Great catch.

She's actually always putting on wigs and being characters at her house. I bet she's so much fun to be with!

Same intensity both ways! 🤣

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Maybe

That sketch aired several years ago before they were dating so probably not

Even if they were dating, the sketch is clearly about dating struggling actresses not giant movie stars. Scarlett probably takes the one for dating comedians though.

Laughing haha

I do. I uploaded her sing you a love song called 18 of 72 virgins.

@@MrDankTM yep

🤗Well said🤗

what works? I'm curious. no insult.

I hope you were wearing your seat belt at least.

That's like a Jack Handy quote

DUMP HIM

crispy dreams kinda sad you would dump someone for kissing weird

Yukorai she said he hasn’t changed it, he’s a wastemon!

@Yukorai Depends on how long they've been dating, if they're sleeping together, how old boyfriend is, and IF he'll accept an ultimatum. Not a matter of tolerating different styles.

Why would someone do that?

That is however, like a pretty easy fix. It literally takes less than 10 minutes to teach guy to kiss well.

@@ericdarden2751 There isn't a single woman alive who hasn't had to do it.

Who said that?

Oh my gosh - Smokery Farms is HILARIOUS she broke so much bahhahah

As it is. And always has been for 99% of the population, particularly women.

Hahahaha I did hear that she wears wigs and makes characters when she's at home. I bet she's so fun to be around!

hi Marie. btw hot girls

hi Byrd. btw hot girls

@Pipe Tunes So you're Russian then?

You too!

@Luic Bruni Don't ask me, I have no clue.

Please elaborate what goes on after you close the bedroom door (and it'd be really helpful with pics or vids). It's for a friend's educational purposes.