@Kumani Davis So basically that’s the beginning song from beauty and the beast which is a musical. And there’s a stereotype that most men in musical theater are gay. So that’s the exact opposite of a song you’d sing if you slept with a lot of women. Or at least that’s what I think the joke is!
I once did a lab report in papyrus and accidentally turned it into my TA and when she sent it back, all she said was “I know what you did” before telling me to change it.
i was born seven months too early and incubation technology was still in its infancy, so they placed me in a CAST IRON POT INSIDE A PIZZA OVEN, UNTIL I WAS RRRRRIPE ENOUGH TO WALK! MY BONES NEVER HARDENED BUT MY SPIRIT DID! OWEIDJNWIEDNWEIDNUWDI PLS IM DYING
I think it's a reference to John Mark Karr, who was a suspect in the Job Bennett Ramsey case who falsely confessed to murdering her and was just really creepy. He was captured in Thailand because he was hiding from drug charges, which is why I think it's his reference. He also sounds a lot like the way he was portrayed in the video too.
@@JiwonChu1996 Well he says he's as gay as his twin, and his twin says he's as gay as his wife. If he has a wife then both him and his wife are probably both straight. Which if he's straight, then his twin is also straight.
@@losanther man I don’t know but it sure felt relatable. Longer response that’ll kill any humor I think it’s less about the iguana in particular and more about developing a super niche hobby and getting way too into it after doing a bit of self-actualization. Like yeah I may have gone through an emotional crisis but this sourdough starter really keeps me going.
Haha lady say need drink haha relatable me laughing haha alcohol gooooooooood hahah heavy reliance because cant handle small problems or look in mirror Me laugh since stone age
I tried this line out at my new neighborhood bar. The bartender made me a drink of equal parts Hennessy, Johnnie Walker Black and Grand Marnier. Had only 3 and came close to getting my wish.
"I'm learning Thai, so I can go to Thailand for,,, a _thing."_ Fucking floored me. I had no idea what he was going to say but that was the perfect way to finish it.
That’s the way the show has been since the 70s. A lot of meh with some nuggets of gold sprinkled in. That’s just the way sketch comedy is gonna be when you write it in a week 20 weeks per year.
Bro all the "gems" are buried under hundreds of thousands of cheap ass Squid Game country parodies and people just lazily reading cue cards off screen.
"Dad, you couldn't get out of bed for a week because the mattress was too soft" The 1st time we heard that my father bursted out into mad cackling😂 sometimes you relate too much
I feel the "iguana worry" deep in my heart. When my husband died he left me with a chinchilla that I didn't like or want and creeped me out every time I looked at it.
Do people casually talk about fonts in your life? You make it sound like this is just a typical Friday night with the crew. Have a few beers, talk font gossip, smirk at bad kerning, and raise some HELL.
"Check your email, Hilary Clinton..." Not going to lie, that was by and large the funniest thing I've heard that guy say. Was not expecting that, at the end.
My mom made me take piano lessons as a kid. Which is why every time I go to her house, I get on the piano, begin playing and she'll say "That's pretty." And I'll say "CHOPPING BROCCOLI!!!"
This is such a great compilation! In my case, I’m the mom of two sons, and they always watched snl with me. I have a mental list of “snl skits I wished my sons hadn’t been watching with me” and Colonel Angus is the first that comes to mind. Hehehe. I need to learn how to make a compilation!
