So I decided to become a psychopath in BitLife and somehow developed the touch of death

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I'm not the most successful thief, but at least I became an effective prisoner...
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Welcome to BitLife where you can live off your fantasies, or in my case, make someone become as miserable as possible. That's my favorite personally. I decided to become a psychopath and steal a lot of money but only ended up with $38,326. Kinda disappointing. At least I developed an interesting fighting technique in prison.
#EazySpeezy #BitLife #Simulation

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@EazySpeezy 3 года назад

Nope, this isn't a speedrun today cause I like doing casual stuff too sometimes! Don't worry, more speedrunning will be on the way but I hope you enjoy regardless

@feiwu14 3 года назад

@Anna Henrichsen haha

@feiwu14 3 года назад

What will your next speedrun be?

@ddog0670 3 года назад

Speedrun nerf n-strike for the wii, bet you won't.

@shadowpanther298 3 года назад

You won't speedrun vex4.io

@creppruby 3 года назад

Please do more casual things

@jolynecujoh9518 3 года назад

"i'm in the mood to make others miserable" *eazyspeezy woke up and chose violence*

@everestlol4309 3 года назад

hey its my favorite jojo, prison lesbian

@RealisticFar 3 года назад

Hello daughter.

@mahziyartavakoli8330 3 года назад

Well Jolyne did the same am I wrong?

@emu2746 3 года назад

@@everestlol4309 Jolyne isn’t a lesbian though

@everestlol4309 3 года назад

@@emu2746 its a joke lol

@olivialovelle 3 года назад

* Ages up * **Looks go down** I didn’t expect to be called out like that.

@BedrockDragon 3 года назад

Bruh how to replies

@weregay9119 3 года назад

@@BedrockDragon yes

@Moominvalleybiggestfanyearsago 3 года назад

@@BedrockDragon No

@brunettebrbie16 3 года назад

fr i thought u were supposed to get prettier when u hit puberty 🏃‍♀️💨

@XeroOps 3 года назад

@@brunettebrbie16 same

@archived1573 3 года назад

"I feel like you shouldn't be threatening a 6 year old" Thanks for the life advice EazySpeezy, couldn't have figured that without you.

@heisenberg2467 3 года назад

Yes you should

@feepentertainment6752 3 года назад

This but unironically

@chinyereudeh3405 3 года назад

@@feepentertainment6752 I worry for you

@unwillfullyignorant7805 3 года назад

Wait, I shouldn’t of stomped that 6 year olds teeth in for saying I’m a poopoo head?

@savanaho7687 3 года назад

@@unwillfullyignorant7805 I SEE YOUR PFP EVERYWHERE AND I LOVE IT

@ZFanz 3 года назад

"so i was forced to drop out of the middle school for just stealing from a pimp??" *literally stole a diamond*

@xdsmile5359 2 года назад

Yeah that would do it

@TheArklyte 2 года назад

1)pimp isn't an official profession in US; 2)IRS would have a lot of questions about a jobless guy having a diamond. So nope, here a pimp would be the one in jail.

@cycrothelargeplanet Год назад

@@TheArklyte ig that makes sense

@dheatlyblaze2846 3 года назад

"Wait, i can commit a crime already?" -every children ever

@stjeep 3 года назад

me when i stole a yo-yo when i was 7

@AnAceBrit 3 года назад

@@stjeep Why wasn't i that cool. I stole like 20 pens, then a teacher spotted me

@stjeep 3 года назад

@@AnAceBritwhat were you planning to do with 20 pens LOL!!

@AnAceBrit 3 года назад

@@stjeep I'm not too sure, I guess I just wanted to see how many pens I could aquire without getting noticed, like a pen goblin

@TheMultiRaphael 3 года назад

@@AnAceBrit lol, you're a pen goblin XD

@littlebeesam 3 года назад

I love how many times he says he has to get his life on the straight and arrow path but then immediate makes his life worse with an even bigger crime

@hurbman1736 2 года назад

Demonstrating addiction without even trying to demonstrate addiction basically

@b0tty18 3 года назад

“Now we already have someone who wants to be our friend” Me: Reject humanity

@Joe_Mama661 3 года назад

Become monke

@70Lu07 3 года назад

I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!

@weebsarepeopletoo3740 3 года назад

Reject humanity return to *m o n k e*

@tvgaming2132 3 года назад

Embrace friendship Reject loneliness

@b0tty18 3 года назад

Was waiting for that “Become monke” ending. Got it

@dokchampa9324 3 года назад

Character: *Smarts 90%* Also the same character: *Gets sent to jail as a middle schooler*

@amaanverma8248 2 года назад

Who the fuck said that if you are smart you cannot be a criminal Big Criminal are not dumb they all have brain or puppet of a big brain

@corvus196 2 года назад

Intelligence and wisdom are two very different things

@szepad3687 3 года назад

“He’s just a mall cop so I think we should probably escape” famous last words...

@DR23456 3 года назад

Turns out he was up against Paul Blart

@queezydragon 3 года назад

@@DR23456 that's exactly what I thought to haha

@Z4SS0 3 года назад

@@DR23456 LOL

@clashingflames 3 года назад

@@DR23456 yeah don't underestimate the legend

@iLikePistachios 3 года назад

@@DR23456 oh god

@watinc.9918 3 года назад

I like how joseph was almost full on the craziness meter and he said he was looking for someone more stable

@firetrap2591 Год назад

fr tho...

@dirtydan9785 3 года назад

"I'm just gonna train until I'm a black belt..." "Whoa!! I killed them with just my fists?!?!?!?!?!?!" lol

@xxamightystormxx 3 года назад

I like to imagine that this game is just a god like entity that lets you actually control peoples live and playthroughs like this are the reason serial killers and mafioso are a thing xD

@capuchinosofia4771 3 года назад

*oh*

@icedragonslayer467 3 года назад

same as all viruses and diseases/epidemics are just some dude on plague inc

@SkyStarGazing 3 года назад

@@icedragonslayer467 bro covid is just some guy in area 51 playing plague inc on the wrong computer

@theorange3842 3 года назад

@@SkyStarGazing btw i think hes getting good

@quitted7276 3 года назад

@@theorange3842 almost *too* good. What difficulty they be playing on?

@rickyroughton8098 3 года назад

I remember one particular BitLife run where a combination of luck and good choices allowed my character to survive so long that he got to watch his bloodline die out as his grandkids peacefully passed from old age. Keeping him happy became... difficult, with how time was starting to inexorably erase everything he ever cared about.

@zarif1217 2 года назад

damn when did ur character die

@SwiftlySev 2 года назад

how long did he survive

@_JustJoe 2 года назад

God damn, how old was he?

@pustota7254 2 года назад

Answer the questions or stop lying.

@insertunoroginalnamehere6189 2 года назад

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA My oldest character got PTSD at age 110 bc his multiple wives kept dying and he had healthy relationships will all of them and bc for some reason I decided to live in a haunted house that had a demon Wich would attack my character every once in a while He got to age 129 Also I didn't have any kids bc I hate having kids in bitlife

@nettspendrobotclone 3 года назад

*laughs* Teacher: you've dug your grave

@EnderrBoi 3 года назад

"Honey, we've been married for 5 years, why won't you hold my hand?"

@demoneon9527 3 года назад

The simp life taken too far

@poggers217 3 года назад

The simp life taken too far

@eunicep4358 3 года назад

The simp life taken too far

@edwinnewmaniii2092 3 года назад

The simp life taken too far

@hotcocoabomb_ 3 года назад

Taken too far, the simp life

@honeyyandwine 2 года назад

criminal lives are so much fun in bitlife. the best one i’ve ever done was one where i got sent to juvie 3 times, joined the mafia at 18 and made it all the way to underboss before i got whacked by a rival gang. and of course, sometimes you just gotta make a career out of GTA and murder for the hell of it.

@ronin_wins 3 года назад

***BREAKING NEWS*** LOCAL BANK ROBBED BY A MAN IN A SKELETON SUIT, SEEMING TO RESEMBLE A SKIN FROM THE HIT GAME "FORTNITE" COPS ARE STILL LOOKING FOR THE SUSPECT

@Gamer88334 3 года назад

Nobody could get a decent view of the suspect because their eyes were tearing up. Not out of fear, but out of laughter because of how ridiculous the whole situation was.

@somerandomashellperson7130 3 года назад

@@Gamer88334 That is probably why the robbery was successful.

@AnjaSonYouTube 3 года назад

😀😁😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@deadassbird3763 3 года назад

probably the guards and the civils died for the same cringe as the guy with those emojis

@adnan-oe8wm 3 года назад

@@deadassbird3763 stop he's already dead

@mattchandler2387 3 года назад

"I find myself wondering a lot lately about how nothing is on fire, fire is on things" - Bitlife, 2020

@thatperson8912 3 года назад

We need more BitLife

@FriedMonkey362 3 года назад

BitLife more like ShitLife

@Noone-tx6xq 3 года назад

@@FriedMonkey362What’s with all these bad “insults”? Like they aren’t even smart, or funny at all. It’s just annoying.

@deadassbird3763 3 года назад

@@Noone-tx6xq what

@trollege9618 3 года назад

@@Noone-tx6xq shut up, im talking to no one

@hornetisvoider 3 года назад

@@FriedMonkey362 isn't that your life?

@justineberlein5916 2 года назад

For anyone wondering, the trains work in semi-realtime, so you can only attempt to rob one at 12 noon, 12 midnight, 6 AM, 6 PM, and 4:20 PM

@cobrasharkgaming7830 3 года назад

Speedrun terraria calamity he’s a speedrunner, and speedrunners always practice before doing the game So chill

@jittersonpalace 3 года назад

Yes please

@cobrasharkgaming7830 3 года назад

@@jittersonpalace so you know too eh?

@ninjakitten_ 3 года назад

No that's too cruel

@ninjakitten_ 3 года назад

But if he does he should do death mode

@jittersonpalace 3 года назад

@@cobrasharkgaming7830 yes

@arthochakravorthy6274 3 года назад

Best video showing how committing minor crimes lead to a full life in crime including murder even though you don't think it'll go that far.

@meowpth 3 года назад

prison inmate: who’d ya kill mate? speezy: b u t t e r a s s🧍‍♀️

@awesomeninja1311 3 года назад

Nice pfp(unironically)

@jupiter2175 3 года назад

@@awesomeninja1311 tone dead barddd

@awesomeninja1311 3 года назад

@@jupiter2175 tone deaf*

@liseegeskov8769 3 года назад

@@awesomeninja1311 No he meant dead

@OkamiKai6980 3 года назад

@Gabriel Damasceno Meurer Ehe Te Nandayo!

@snail3721 3 года назад

EazySpeezy:" I'm trying to get my life on the straight and narrow" Also EazySpeezy like a minute before hand: *killed two people*

@someonethationceknew 3 года назад

When the first friend of your life has the name *JOseph* JOrdan and is crazy you know your life is gonna be great

@demdem7946 3 года назад

@@Rqzou well now it is

@2vwyx642 3 года назад

Aging: exists Benjamin: LeVeL uP

@hoddtoward2623 3 года назад

This is 100% gonna be edited into an ad by the bitlife team

@legendgames128 3 года назад

6:50 the mall cop was paul blart

@WernerGroebli 3 года назад

"I dont really care about happiness I care about money" - bruh moment

@jruler93 3 года назад

He'd fit in pretty well with a corporation, if he could just be a little more low-key and a lot more large-scale with the killing and stealing.

@guiii0696 3 года назад

money = happines

@hamsterdam1942 3 года назад

bruh

@ShadesMF 2 года назад

raf oot nekat efil pmis ehT

@shilahboss3015 2 года назад

11:49 this is the best name ive ever seen

@thepovdweller 3 года назад

I'm new and i love your content. You are so freaking entertaining man 🥺❤

@EazySpeezy 3 года назад

Thank you! Hope you enjoyed this video too!

@oza2406 3 года назад

Banana pie

@battery-acid-drinker 3 года назад

@@oza2406 Key lime Pie

@battery-acid-drinker 3 года назад

Apple Pie

@battery-acid-drinker 3 года назад

Pumpkin Pie

@florbosagbag 3 года назад

The way the prison escape minigame works is the guard moves 2 squares in your direction. If there's a wall between you and him, he won't be able to move past the wall.

@holynarwhale8729 3 года назад

"I'm just gonna do a minor crime" Proceeds to steal $2,000 worth of money.

@devyn. 3 года назад

Blackbelt by 10. Yep, thats gonna lead to a great outcome for someone whos first words are "i'm in the mood to make someones life miserable"

@ryry6319 2 года назад

7:17 literally one of the easiest things I’ve ever seen. 10:08 you’re not serious😭!

@TanyaBregar 3 года назад

iconic

@HiThere-jv7gr 3 года назад

I’d just like to say I love your content, you’ve helped me a lot, and I just wanted to say hello, I was here!

@ZENITHTheRobloxPlayer 3 года назад

what

@lollipop_stink7836 2 года назад

0:27 my life

@JerichoChavez12 3 года назад

2:19 i keep thinking that dog is some sort of bird

@Unknown_Michi 3 года назад

0:11 Their parents did some speed running of their own ;)

@RickTS 2 года назад

10:16 *'Megalo strike back' played for the second they attacked*

@Xaim023 3 года назад

That girl with 0/100 looks still had more raltionships than me

@callmeobsequious 2 года назад

"Kind of the perfect time to die" what an ending lmao

@arkfr 2 года назад

“I don’t really care about happiness I care about money” is the best quote ever lol

@snowman6342 2 года назад

EazySpeezy : I’m trying to get my life in the straight and narrow. Also EazySpeezy : Kills anyone that gets in his way.

@seanliu1311 3 года назад

You gotta do more of this, I'm addicted rn. This game is so fun to watch and play.

@zombiereaperOnXbox 2 года назад

1:28 btw thats not the highest belt in the game you will unlock another move when you get to the highest belt for most of them its a red belt

@camdromeda2816 3 года назад

“I don’t really care about happiness I care about money” Amen.

@TIDoesAnything228 Год назад

Maya is literally like henry stickmin level crime, and always wanting to steal and never learning his lesson of not committing crimes

@huf3y 3 года назад

5:47 GTA V Speed run???

@TooStony 3 года назад

Lmao havent seen a single comment about 0:38 "little ho elementary school"

@randomstuff8149 3 года назад

Chef: Has a tv Eazy: hE dOuEsNt EvEn HaVe AnY gOoD sTuFf

@NarrowAlleyCat 3 года назад

I feel like you and callmekevin should look into a collab with how unhinged you guys are making this game.

@1D0LH3ARTZZ 2 года назад

1:09 HI AMAND-

@koii9635 3 года назад

"I don't care about happiness, I care about money." -EazySpeezy

@davygravy1 3 года назад

The way trains work in BitLife is baste on real time ex: rob the midnight train at 12:00

@gdth3pr018 3 года назад

It is always a good day when Eazy uploads

@EazySpeezy 3 года назад

Hope you enjoy!

@virologiclmp 3 года назад

Straight fax dude

@gdth3pr018 3 года назад

Omgg eazy responding holyyyyyy I love you

@manologamerss5801 3 года назад

The train robbery is based on real-life time, and also godmode is really useful for this because you can make yourself athletic

@revelrem4409 3 года назад

There are multiple guides online showing how to escape the """impossible""" prisons.

@Sheetz_Racer 3 года назад

0:05 huh I was born in pa and feburary. What a coincidence

@_whattheflip_ 3 года назад

Now this is probally the weirdest thing I've watched.

@OrangeEJuiceE125 3 года назад

Why?

@_whattheflip_ 3 года назад

@@OrangeEJuiceE125 because he's trying to become a psychopath in bit life.

@OrangeEJuiceE125 3 года назад

@@_whattheflip_ that's just how he plays games. It's not weird it's just crazy

@SheepCreep 3 года назад

Nobody: EazySpeezy when he makes a friend: I can EXPLOIT THIS

@mrfish6636 3 года назад

Ayo stop stealing my stats bitlife: 0:16

@t0mat053 2 года назад

“I don’t care about happiness, I care about money” EazySpeezy, 27 December 2020

@BedrockGateKeeper 3 года назад

7:20 "I think this is actually impossible" Me who has a 90% escape rate from maximum lvl security prisons: did you even try

@spicyboi8008 2 года назад

“wow my happiness is struggling a bit” “TIME TO DO MORE CRIMES!”

@captainsensational5865 3 года назад

Great content as always dude also it's okay if you want to do more then just speedruns of games from cool math, still waiting for the duck life 2 video though.

@Leeirey 3 года назад

This was absolutely hilarious, keep it up, man really love the content.

@cz-kick 3 года назад

"I don't really care about happiness, I care about money." Spoken like a true businessman

@Kenny-gv3zv 3 года назад

This feels like an ad for the game

@Ice-ps9yo 2 года назад

I once played bitlife and killed 326 people and escaped prison 4 times It's not hard at all to become a mass murderer on bitlife, but it's the dedication and the grind that hold most people back

@yixvityyt2243 3 года назад

4:13 To be continued

@sevvaluzunalioglu9186 3 года назад

5:40 Wait- How many times did you escape from police-

@feiwu14 3 года назад

My life would be complete if eazy is somehow able to speedrun mini metro

@angelasharp3939 3 года назад

I block of cream cheese 2 sticks of block Mix (In the same bowl) Half a tablespoon of salt 4 table spoons of milk 2 teaspoons of vanilla I bag of powdered sugar Mix Add any wanted food coloring but not too much because it will start to taste like chemicals And viola you have yourself a big bowl of buttercream icing. That's the stuff on most good bakery cakes. If anyone reads this and wants better measurements just ask

@ottah483 3 года назад

1:15 That’s what my friend says...

@FishSticker 3 года назад

5:14 cries in loser

@bomaster4665 3 года назад

"My happiness isnt the greatest" "Time to do some crimes"

@ecospherex9298 3 года назад

PLS SPEEDRUN PLAGUE INC IT WOULD BE SO COOL

@noahperkins4716 2 года назад

Once I played a game of BitLife where I wanted to be a corrupt cop. I didn’t get a car, and I needed money to get a car, so I tried to be a police officer. They rejected me because of my lack of a car, so I stole one and they gave me the job. It was the funniest moment I’ve ever had in BitLife

@schavi3526 3 года назад

It took me 7 minutes to realise this is the funny speedrun man.

@jbdbibbaerman8071 3 года назад

2:55 Allies rivaling you in EU4 be like

@Akash-kd4si 3 года назад

You should do more of this I really enjoyed it

@captairadio Год назад

"You do know that I did a bunch of classes in Judo" I know I'm "That guy" but Judo means jack shit in boxing, its worthless. "ooooh lemme grab you" *gets disqualified*

@Jenna-hg4uh 3 года назад

11:17 "oH nO tHeY oNlY gAvE uS oNe BeD wHaTeVeR sHaLl wE dO??"

@artic9993 3 года назад

Honestly please play more of this, this is great

@CookiezNCreamz 3 года назад

12:06 Ha died at 69 nice 👌

@len5676 3 года назад

"I don't really care about happiness I care about money" Seems good enough advice for me

@teomussalo 3 года назад

This game is actually really fun.

@NotThatGuy35 2 года назад

To rob a train, you actually have to be at the time that you set it to. So if you set it to 4 20 pm, you have to set your phone time to 4 20 pm

@cekretone 3 года назад

8:22 - 27 years. “The leader of Ecuador, Maritza Gonzalez, has declared that Bolivia and Kazakhstan represent an axis of evil.” What?

@1se3y0u 2 года назад

Imagine you accidently walk in while he's recording and he goes "I just wanna rob a train!"

@shreyash8952 3 года назад

"i think it's time i live my life on the straight and narrow... Aafter one last bank robbery" yeah thanks easyspeezy you literally made me think about my life again gotta quit being a netizen

@alexandre3498 2 года назад

12:59 i love this moment of the video

@camerenbob4314 2 года назад

I love how when I clicked on this video a BitLife ad came up I thought it was the video lmao

@MANLIESTMANEVER 2 года назад

Tip to anyone playing bitlife- If you max out martial arts, use the final unlocked move, and use it on your opponent's skull or neck, you will kill them 100% of the time. (From what I have experienced) I did this, and killed every other person in juvie with me IN BITLIFE OF COURSE, PLEASE FBI DONT COME FOR ME

@anthonykhan1676 2 года назад

8:03 your stats: gifted kid burnouts in a nutshell

@californium-2526 3 года назад

Just imagine that many crimes in a criminal, in an actual court. Skipping death sentences and life-long prison sentences, how much would a person be jailed for in a theoretical situation where all the crimes that the "person" committed in this game of BitLife were committed by the person?