So I Googled Myself...

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I Googled myself live. I have been lied about. I do not pay for my girlfriend. I am worth more than $1000. I am not 37-years-old. I am the only person with an image in search results. Wilbur Soot does not exist.
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@kazbrekkybar 2 года назад

how did we go from 'james hates the poor' to 'james is the poor' lmao

@Minceraft69 2 года назад

he truly is the world's poorest tory

@elvesdragonsanddarkmagic 2 года назад

Self deprecation

@f_e_r_n1255 2 года назад

this is too funny

@olivia_is_online8192 2 года назад

In conclusion. James hates himself

@Gmeare 24 дня назад

you are what you eat

@hazzathemazza2870 2 года назад

James has forgotten to remind us that he is a trilingual king

@Strawberry75402 2 года назад

Did we need to be reminded? everyone should already know :)

@emilyfairbairn4857 2 года назад

But do you know he’s trilingual 😂😂😂

@perunajauho-te5le 2 года назад

He's trilingual??!!

@pb779 2 года назад

I remember when he used to remind us all the time

@jadeshepherd8627 2 года назад

@@pb779 it feels like ages since he last told us, has it really been that long?

@oatchia 2 года назад

rest in peace james, you will be missed. if only you had enough money to eat, you could still be here with us 🙏

@redroofairy5767 2 года назад

@graceithink7931 2 года назад

@daisymills 2 года назад

@xsummerp07 2 года назад

@curvywhisper2733 2 года назад

@parker1972 2 года назад

I know he is 6 foot. But he gives off 5’7 energy and this is the hill I will die on

@dr.shivago2404 2 года назад

As a 5’7 boi, I wholeheartedly agree

@vecnaasawilbursootstan2691 2 года назад

i have alec enjemin somes in my head rn why.!

@miabennett04 2 года назад

he’s 6’4 and it feels wrong

@d1sasteroid 2 года назад

5’7 is generous

@beccamurphy 2 года назад

SO TRUE

@SimpeltonsExistence 2 года назад

R.I.P James Marriott, he was walking to the homeless shelter with barely any food and water left when he got ran over by a car

@aurora12 2 года назад

his poor girlfriend is so sad that she hasnt been paid in a while... rip James

@IJ21523 Год назад

Lmao

@dqndicore 2 года назад

Rest in peace James. If only you hadn’t paid for a girlfriend then maybe you could have afforded to live. It wasn’t worth it man, rest in peace 🕊🕊💕💕

@self_ish721 2 года назад

glad my 'degree in bald' comment made it in. i have peaked

@lemon-yf3ni 2 года назад

ledgend

@erinys2 2 месяца назад

your comment still makes me laugh to this day

@nerdishlive 2 года назад

fun fact: james isn’t lying when he says he doesn’t pay aria to be his girlfriend… because he merely holds her hostage and threatens to kill otto if she doesn’t obey his orders :D

@gloomy_glamour 2 года назад

Fr he would never pay a girl to be his gf but when it comes to violence threats...

@_Miana_ Год назад

Bro even as a joke, that's fucked 💀

@Minceraft69 2 года назад

I was shocked and deeply saddened to hear the news of James' passing. RIP Jimbo Mazza, 1985-2022

@itsjuice93 2 года назад

I can't believe that James Marriott died in 2012 at the ripe age of 39, this is truly sad

@IJ21523 Год назад

39?! That's too generous, be truthful, he's 50. (Also a milf magnet according to my ma)

@Laura_D111 Год назад

RIP big jimmy

@aloe_ 2 года назад

Just every video this dude pumps out is hilarious, like damn I'm glad I found the channel

@kaya56789 Год назад

NO CAUSE SAME

@_Miana_ Год назад

Fr and I hate most of his viewers 😭

@erinys2 2 месяца назад

@@_Miana_why lmao

@stellzystarz 2 года назад

Rest In Peace James, we will miss you🥺😔 (07-07-1997 - 28-07-2012) (aged 39)😔

@floorvisscher8164 2 года назад

These type of videos are the best, those sites can never get something right lol

@uncooldood6315 2 года назад

James i bet you unironically own more than one potato peeler

@bdmax17 2 года назад

He 100% uses Aria as a tax-deductible expense

@elirej7201 2 года назад

He is sleeping on trains because he can't afford a home ❤❤❤

@erinys2 2 месяца назад

LMAOOOO

@The_Mem 2 года назад

We really went from the trilingual and his hazel with gold flecks eyes ark to I'm not broke and i don't pay a girl to be my girlfriend

@Baba_Bahebal 2 года назад

i am so exited that james is turning 48 next year i remember i have been watching him since 1913 great to see how far he has come

@tealrootsg 2 года назад

alternative title: james marriott loses his shit for 12 minutes 48 seconds

@renn8331 2 года назад

yes

@mariella_207 2 года назад

Let’s take a moment and appreciate the man himself

@TeiJay_ 2 года назад

love this dude

@the_new_abnormal17 2 года назад

shoutout to the one person in chat at 6:47 who said 'mid life crisis'

@kumquat4768 2 года назад

bro james is genuinely the funniest person on earth

@emilythomson418 2 года назад

would James be considered a “Swiss-born English youtuber” ? Because technically he is from Switzerland if he was born there, but he isn’t actually Swiss through blood, he’s English through blood i thought way too much into this

@Orion1540 2 года назад

this poor man can't even pay for a Falafel 😔I'm so glad Wisp was there when he needed the charity.

@gloomy_glamour 2 года назад

"is james marriot 37" what an oddly specific age also LOL

@JorgeNotReal 2 года назад

James is the best soundboard material bro I have: "You're juicy" "May the power of christ compel you" And now "How about your mum"

@slytherin1481 2 года назад

James: denying paying for women Also James: admits to paying for someone mum to spend time with him

@LaurenTheorist 2 года назад

Why are his search results such a meme? 😂

@catherineburdon1395 2 года назад

the “i wish upon a fish” donation fking made me die laughing

@amydrinkstea 2 года назад

James doesn’t pay for peoples mothers, peoples mothers pay for James

@IDK-fu4dh 2 года назад

RIP James didn’t have enough money to pay for a Funeral

@Emmaqzxx 2 года назад

OMG James you always cheer me up! I've been watching u for abt 3 months now and u have gained yourself another subscriber!

@EggCakes27 2 года назад

whenever i watch you on my families tv my mum says your handsome, i no longer watch you on my families tv

@Kitkat-ix5zk 2 года назад

Maybe Wilbur Soot doesn't exist. Maybe you are 37. Who knows

@emmal3179 2 года назад

just realized james looks like a tall jack black

@_lovelessroses_ 2 года назад

"can i interest you in some GUGAL?!" -some british boy today

@caececookie 2 года назад

i love ur song slow down, i listen to it everyday after i wake up in the morning and it gives me the strength to keep fighting

@Cats.and.sadness 2 года назад

One time I met James Marriott irl! He begged me for 5 dollars so he could rent his gf again! I told him I didn't have my wallet on me so he pulled back his hair to show his godly hairline and I haven't been able to sleep since then Ty for the great memories James 💕💕💞💞

@antr45 2 года назад

my favourite bit about the last clip is that it said "aged 39" for when he died

@mygoodfriendcosmo 2 года назад

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a twitch chat be so mean to a streamer in all my years and that says a lot

@GracieJoines 2 года назад

"For the first time ever" that's cap😂😂 everyone had googled themselves

@sophieathefamous4046 2 года назад

“I will end this stream” I thought of “ I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND” lmao

@snail6793 2 года назад

Poor man dies of starvation due to poverty. Rest well king 💔

@tommis_crazy_youtube 4 месяца назад

Also your mom jokes are funny when it’s the right person like James i sound like I’m trying to get him to notice me I just love his content and it makes me feel better 😭

@Littlegopnik 2 года назад

When he said “I’m available on DEEZER” I was like “hey I have that😃”

@shroom6451 Год назад

Alternative title: James Marriot being in stuck in stage 1 of greif that he's poor

@iko5189 2 года назад

I'm gonna watch the ad so james can buy his wig

@becca7882 Год назад

omg i saw the title and knew chat would bully james a lot but jeez 😂💀

@elijahlivingston9477 Год назад

1:38 Don’t know why but James say the word “Swiss” better than anyone 8:24 He’s not denying where he’s heading 🤔

@Fergus69 2 года назад

THIS VIDEO HAD ME IN TEARS

@largeinflatedbox 2 года назад

bro all seriousness I loved him when it came out because it was pretty accurate to me at the time, even that line about New Years day that very day they started going out with this other guy

@call_me_di6363 2 года назад

This is definitely the funniest video I've seen in a long time lmaooooo

@Leafie120 Год назад

"is james marriot dead?" james: *james marriot fell out of world*

@Rxdygoldfox 2 года назад

"May i introduce you to some Googel" -James Marriott

@byrontheusurper6505 2 года назад

never listened to sleeping on trains. I genuinely like slow down tho, but I also unironically listen to Mask from time to time with my 20 year old ass so fuck man my music Taste is all over the place!

@hannahmutantspider1102 2 года назад

It's quite good. My favourite songs by James are "Calling" and "Gold" Also, I like the sus version of Mask....

@gummygoo2 2 года назад

chat constantly trolling james is fucking hilarious

@epicmustache4 2 года назад

Make sure to watch the ads so James can eat tonight and feed his kid

@honeybadger9010 2 года назад

3:10 pretty boy 👺👹

@zanemagers7465 2 года назад

Instantly the best channel in the memeulous Canon.

@raidenshogunslays Год назад

I had realized I was not subscribed to James marriot and now I did and my whole life changed

@tommis_crazy_youtube 4 месяца назад

12:43 he’s actually so funny tho omg he really does make my day

@clobalob Год назад

3:28 when paid gf starts

@Isobelrosej 2 года назад

You should rate the Eurovision songs

@nolol272 2 года назад

he slays all the time istg

@irrit9115 Год назад

RIP James, you will be missed

@PhilomathWizard 2 года назад

Since when Wilbur Soot grew a beard and became old?

@mariella_207 2 года назад

I love those type of videos :)

@larkinlusty7790 2 года назад

hey james it's me again what's your favourite food :D

@jamesmoreiott 2 года назад

your mum :)

@larkinlusty7790 2 года назад

@@jamesmoreiott damn.

@milobelladonnas1stan565 2 года назад

@@jamesmoreiott I relate to this

@carlysingsstuf Год назад

"Death. He died on 28 July 2012, aged 39, from undisclosed causes." - Google

@theboyismineee 2 года назад

The lovable youtube star kames marriott has sadly died from old age complications. He was quite poor growing up and locked in the basement at the near age of 3 years old and his girlfriend has been a gold digeer the whole time while giving him a child in secret

@Buzzsaw.1103 2 года назад

I love how the personal life section of the wiki for James was only 2 and a half lines.

@eisylanna 2 года назад

Thanks, this was genuinely funny 🤣

@E579Gaming 2 года назад

7k is his networth after tax

@madalice6395 2 года назад

Anyone love his voice !!! It’s so monotone

@voithontas 2 года назад

you crazy girl

@zarayates7272 2 года назад

take a moment to appreciate this man, died in 2012 at 39 years of age. you will be missed 😪🕊

@Sofiamamitaa 2 года назад

I’m still high key mad at you lot for not doing the E boys anymore

@Eugene_Black 2 года назад

From hating the poor to being poor

@yassqueensparkleface 2 года назад

James Martiot once said: FALAFAAL

@tewhakaturoa213 2 года назад

7:14 poor James...

@tomcole2851 2 года назад

When James was talking about his Salary I said 6 consoles and then he brought the dog cam and cat cam clip up hahahaha

@robyn3898 2 года назад

F for James

@Noah-j4h5y Год назад

I asked Siri how old is James Marriott is and Siri said the James died in 2012 at the age of 39

@Bayonet-b9p Год назад

Rip James Marriott 28th of July :( he was kind hearted 39 year old man :(

@izzy.d09 Год назад

9:21 I thought it said pay his bills first lol

@literallrat 2 года назад

at some points during this video you give off unhinged the grinch vibes

@tweakofilms 2 года назад

looking forward to another banger from mazza

@aubreyc123. 2 года назад

HE IS NOT SWISS. HE'S OBVIOUSLY CHEDDAR

@emilybaker7061 2 года назад

That dinner I had last night? I get starved…..

@why_notdanny7015 2 года назад

11:34 HE DID THE HAND THING also sorry I’m late I just signed in and I subbed btw not to be rude when I said you did the hand thing!

@rgcomets 2 года назад

I saw it live, the funniest livestream I saw

@v-cassinova9007 2 года назад

He went after our moms and grandmas

@HeyItsArtic 2 года назад

rest in peace king i wish you had enough money for food and water so you didn't die

@tova1412 2 года назад

seeing your own comment fly by on the left is like a fucking jumpscare lmao

@tbagwsb2816 Год назад

I hope you get past your struggle james, I've heard that you have had to sell your house, and live on the streets, good luck king.

@mariella_207 2 года назад

This can’t end good D:

@mirkonamore 2 года назад

he googled himself

@brandaflan 2 года назад

Wait hold up James is trilingual who would have known

@shineefive Год назад

crying laughing at this vid

@shimurakaye Год назад

Thanks for paying for my spaghetti