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So Dankus was invited to a noob game and they let him play Germany.
Needless to say you know what happens, so can I now talk to you about our lord and savior Saul Goodman?
The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
HOI4 Multiplayer game and Dankus Germany, let's fill out our bingo.
Full domination in Europe? CHECK!
Gigachad Germany meta gaming? CHECK!
Tank Only Germany? CHECK!
Going from Paris and Berlin to Delhi and Bangkok? CHECK!
Dankus getting banned from Germany and majors? CHECK!
DONE GG BYE!
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Комментарии : 386

@krisi90 2 года назад

imagine just trying to play a random hoi4 mp game after a long day of work just for dankus to join and ruin the entire game

@ogerpinata1703 2 года назад

Eh🤷🏻‍♀️ Looks more like he is in a support role helping out his less experienced allies with production and guidance.

@Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

Imagine playing hoi4 🤮

@potatto8585 2 года назад

@@Tom-oj7si imagine watching dankus and not playing hoi4 🤮

@tylerlambert8400 2 года назад

@@potatto8585 hoi4 is fun to watch not play

@trollkenobi6727 2 года назад

@@Tom-oj7si Imagine not

@toastwolfe4747 2 года назад

I love how this is a fun comedy video for us and a survival horror film for the allies.

@stevemc01 2 года назад

17:46 "tank veri speedy" PoV inside the car: *London has Fallen to the Germans*

@yeatnumber1Dmuncher 2 года назад

Dankus is waking up his entire neighbourhood with his loud clicking

@leus_1990 2 года назад

ja alta

@brendanworthington3888 2 года назад

I can't believe they called it. That Russia was looking meaty, and Japan wasn't exactly inspiring confidence. They should have at least seen how barb would play out.

@IceMaverick13 2 года назад

So many Soviet players don't even want to attempt Barb if they know D-Day isn't coming. It's wild how many of them just completely fold up if there's no D-Day, even if they've got a crazy economy going.

@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 2 года назад

@@IceMaverick13 Allies called it not Russia :)

@IceMaverick13 2 года назад

@@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 And in the same announcement, Dankus asked "What about Russia?" and they said Russia doesn't want to try since the Allies resigned. Hence, Russia players rarely want to try if there's no chance of a D-Day.

@epiclighthd7655 2 года назад

@@IceMaverick13 xDDDD Russia was about to start justyfing, allies were just coping 🙂

@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 2 года назад

@@IceMaverick13 I am pretty sure you are wrong since i was russia main ;)

@s1borg 2 года назад

As a swiss citizen, I can confirm that gold will be safe

@aat5739 2 года назад

Where exactly did the gold come from 🤨

@stevemc01 2 года назад

@Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий legal acquisitionarees

@DankusMemecus Год назад

ty try

@magicianslucky602 Год назад

@@aat5739 African slave mines from the frenchies taken by the nazis

@janehrahan5116 2 года назад

that "im dankus" is pure power radiating.

@DankusMemecus Год назад

bruh..

@filce1232 2 года назад

Unpopular opinion: Dankus is an above average player

@pinkcrewmate8103 2 года назад

Dude no way. Dankus is only one of the players in time

@bergine8834 2 года назад

Dankus is the of all time no cap

@Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

Popular opinion and true: Dankus is the best Hoi4 competitive player (currently)

@justduck4504 2 года назад

@@Tom-oj7si he just is.

@annurissimo1082 2 года назад

@@Tom-oj7si I'm not sure if *the* best def ONE OF the best. I haven't seen how some other pros do it so I only have a few hours of watch time to compare to Dankus

@LiterallyMe05 2 года назад

The leader of Luxembourg is actually a reference to the hoi4 RU-vidr Pydgin, and the pronunciation of his name. He makes really good tutorial content and explains mechanics.

@DankusMemecus Год назад

aaaaah

@homefront1999 2 года назад

That's an interesting idea let Dankus pick either Soviets or Germany. And let's see how many guys can Dankus handle tag-teaming him. Could Dankus beat a 5-player Germany as a solo Soviet?

@Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

Dankus getting tag teamed?!? 😵🥵🤤

@gamerf3643 2 года назад

@@Tom-oj7si hold up

@Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

@@gamerf3643 What that F stand for

@gamerf3643 2 года назад

@@Tom-oj7si idk, I just didn’t like my old username so I changed the last part to F

@decanusseverus8773 2 года назад

@@gamerf3643 change it to X

@euqsad1002 2 года назад

russia just spend several hours preparing for barb for it to not happen because allies called it lmao how much time wasted

@edixonvc5101 2 года назад

Hoi4 in a nutshell, or how usa and Japan players spend like 3 hours waiting for the war just for Germany to capitulate

@kinglyknight 2 года назад

Russian and US players just playing sim city until hours later they surrender

@heart4740 2 года назад

If he can do this, just wait until he realizes how to guard his ports

@trikmandularlgaming2026 2 года назад

how to guard your ports?

@heart4740 2 года назад

@@trikmandularlgaming2026 against naval invasions

@Raven-yk7lg Год назад

@@trikmandularlgaming2026 fallback lines/garrison command

@yugijoe536 2 года назад

This giga chad doesn't know the meaning of overkill

@DankusMemecus Год назад

ehsports

@huseyinemreeken3024 Год назад

Joining a noob game as Germany is like throwing a nuke at average flat

@RandyHandy09 2 года назад

When dankus goes to bed he dreams of heavy tanks

@wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад

If this is how you do against these guys, I don’t even want to know how you would crush my discord mates.

@DankusMemecus Год назад

🥶

@DirkusTurkess 2 года назад

They can't ban you from every server. Or can they?

@AtelierLaoshi 2 года назад

he isnt banned in reurope hoi4

@scipioafricanus2212 2 года назад

The fact they'll ban you for playing well is precisely why I don't waste my time on HOI4 public mp lobbies

@iwillnoteatzebugs 2 года назад

They can .

@DankusMemecus Год назад

idk...

@czarsalad101 Год назад

@@scipioafricanus2212 You play MP at all? (I have no friends 😔)

@Anti-Furry-tm4tr 2 года назад

Beat the Soviets Players by not even fighting them by Mentally Dominating them. E-sport!!

@sixspartan114 Год назад

“Don’t let the Soviet’s grind on you” -Dankus best quote from a Hearts of Iron 4 game and it sounds bad

@GAMC-GHETTO-ANGELS-MC-ON-TOP 2 года назад

Its funny how your so good they just give up and ban you from playing on that sever

@Decrupt 2 года назад

Rail roads visible like that is really nice.

@AlbatrossMMO 2 года назад

Basically got told Dankus was gonna meme since people on the server didn't know what they were doing. *proceds to do the most meta shit possible and bring in meta minors* big sadge. GGs tho

@tylerlambert8400 2 года назад

Tbh he can't meme when the allies are stacked against him and Japan is japan

@naoyanaraharjo4693 2 года назад

@@tylerlambert8400 you better look up Putin187. Not a HoI4 player,but guy will meme if he can or chat asked to. Dead channel unfortunatrly. Hopefully not one of the conscripts dying in Ukraine

@AlbatrossMMO 2 года назад

@@tylerlambert8400 I mean, evidently they weren't stacked against him

@tylerlambert8400 2 года назад

@@AlbatrossMMO the axis game is basically free in any game until barb.

@JosefZeethuven 2 года назад

@@AlbatrossMMO He was solo germany vs 3 soviet player i dont see how thats not stacked.

@garde1815 2 года назад

Yes finally showing the mod in use!

@chaseme6986 2 года назад

mod link?

@xanpenguin754 2 года назад

I that’s because this is a different to normal mod. Normally he Plays tfb Oak or Horst. Occasionally he’ll play r56 rp.

@RapDap2333 2 года назад

He has beaten every shit with only 16 divisions 💀

@Potzelot 2 года назад

The swiss cup is such a perfect joke i love it

@vyevd8 Год назад

hard to believe that tommykay used to be called the "best hoi4 player" and then dankus popped up

@PfcDupuis 2 года назад

Hey I made it into a Dankus video with that "is the woman there" wowwwww ahahhha

@iserik2144 2 года назад

your telling me soviet played eco all that time for just not to even fight?

@Pydgin 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="485">8:05</a> quality meme, I approve.

@Thegamer-rr7gk Год назад

Good video Dankus keep up the good work.

@frankfletcher_1 2 года назад

"Good ending" No Dobruja?

@adamc9834 2 года назад

Noob game with rodrik on Hungary... Dánkus any time you play a balanced game you get slapped

@Armless45 Год назад

First I’ve seen of your channel, but I love the neutrality mug

@danielhakim9756 2 года назад

The Axis minor seems chill and ready to listen for instructions

@electricxplorer 2 года назад

Bro when ur lend leasing just click the button that sends all of them don't type the number in lmao

@jakekn7304 2 года назад

This reminds me of old tommy Kay

@runtav_guz8564 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="574">9:34</a> Rare Dankus W

@viridiscri9713 Год назад

How can you change leaders pictures? Is a mod or a DLC?

@patron3320 2 года назад

dankus memecus you are a best hoi player . Like your dedication to win a game .

@ghost_of_zilina9341 Год назад

Hi I just wanted to ask one question. The question is: What mods are they using? (Sorry for my bad English)

@paperbackwriter19 2 года назад

SOMEBODY TELL DANKUS THAT I WANT TO INDULGE IN THAT

@polizeifan5553 Год назад

Geil wie er immer olda sagt 😂

@phq1526 Год назад

how tf did he deploy so many divisions at once and so quick? i'm new so

@kubastachowiak9911 2 года назад

imagine if dankus changed his nick to TANKUS

@Supergforce777 2 года назад

Calls it before barb lmao

@Smiley1967 Год назад

did you noticed dankus is wiggeling his butt the whole time you can see his chair moving :D

@lukameliqidze8493 Год назад

when dankus is joining noob game we know whats gonna happen

@lukavidic9990 2 года назад

Amazing editing

@DankusMemecus Год назад

eyyypooooo

@bloodyburger6023 Год назад

Me with 20 hours in hoi4 not understanding anything:

@GeneralTrout Год назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="41">0:41</a> SOVIET SANDWICH-

@manualcontrol5581 Год назад

You know, I can see why they called it there. If you knew for a fact that you weren't going to win and had the choice of wasting 3-5 (a generous estimation) more hours of your life still playing it through vs just leaving and saying "Fine, gg, you win", I wouldn't blame anyone for going with option 2. I mean, look at what they were facing. A meta'd to high hell Germany and all the other people you guided into Meta builds for their nations vs (As your title says) a bunch a noobs. The only one you were somewhat interested in fighting was the Soviet player and still you were outclassing him on all points. Why bother when the game is no longer fun? Also who in their right mind invited you to this?!

@Gartenzaun241 2 года назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="60">01:00</a> love how Dankus was irritated hearing a female voice as japan player

@Tom-oj7si 2 года назад

He clearly wasn't But he should have been

@benito1620 2 года назад

"Female"

@alexanderraz. 2 года назад

>female >Paradox Game

@MrTeddy12397 Год назад

>female

@buzter8135 Год назад

🤨 I'm just confused.

@alexanderraz. 2 года назад

USSR was playing SimCity for like 5 years lmfaooo

@powlman6841 2 года назад

what's the mod for those red railways?

@kristofkovacs4005 2 года назад

babe wake up Dankus posted

@cyketrik 2 года назад

“i’m gonna grind on my tank genital”

@sindeon Месяц назад

Thumbs up for the intro alone.

@chucanoris7548 2 года назад

Wtf was that fighter stockpile btw

@user-ch8cd8mb4o 7 месяцев назад

best joke in start

@euplexia8674 2 года назад

dankus have mercy on them please

@squidbillie0897 Год назад

what is the mods they use in those mp game

@paperbackwriter19 2 года назад

needless to say i enjoy watching it

@Mc-machanical 2 года назад

😧😱💀 Dankus no...there children.

@rabbit709animations Год назад

I got an anime war thunder advert somehow while watching this ;-;

@WhereTheFunBegins 2 года назад

Need some Italy content from dankus

@DankusMemecus Год назад

yes

@anoobnoduhgaming9416 10 месяцев назад

How do you have so many factories?

@timmears5467 2 года назад

Dankus sounds so bored playing this game. He's done this way too many times

@NicholasW943 2 года назад

He shouldn't be playing a major in these noob games. It's fun content, but holy shit does it feel bad to play against one of the best players as a noob. Dankus should stick with minors in noob-friendly lobbies.

@DankusMemecus Год назад

i think he was sick or something during this one, or maybe just bored idk i forgot when he was sick

@joshual9976 2 года назад

Best intro ever

@Angezockt 11 месяцев назад

what´s the name of the song at the start of the video?

@90Degrees_ Год назад

Why does the spain player sound like a younger alex the rambler lol

@cazacudragos4498 2 года назад

Did anyone find this mod on workshop?

@nopls2078 2 года назад

when is the spain video from stream few days ago

@cherry59603 Год назад

germany + soviet union - poland = polish sandwich

@bubblebum7860 Год назад

Dankus is one of the HOI4 players

@careernerd2135 10 месяцев назад

Boss, you killed a child.

@EntityVsEntityInteractions Год назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="524">8:44</a> Casual 2,146,977 Fighter 2s in stockpile -_-

@hardinhp Год назад

Have you tried the fuwg mod? They host everyday with 30 players

@mrcaboosevg6089 Год назад

-2.1million Fighters is insane

@paperbackwriter19 2 года назад

tank tutorial yes please

@CG-eh6oe 2 года назад

Why go Hess over Borman for PP gain? Is there something i am missing or does the mod change it?

@Tipacaw 2 года назад

I think the mod changed it

@RanzSchwein Год назад

I love the accent and I love the content

@lampdust1016 2 года назад

Invading Yugoslavia before Poland=hist

@LuckFV Год назад

"I'm Albanian" The scariest word ever said

@LoneForShort Год назад

anyone know the mod(s) they used for this game? kinda curious..

@TheStanislavson Год назад

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="547">09:07</a> Can someone explain to me how they have 2146938 planes in reserve, so much resources and so much everything? How is this happening?

@fancymelon5127 Год назад

the game is breaking and showing a deficit as a surplus he's in a deficit of 2 million aircraft because he has a bunch of empty air wings- this way the aircraft automatically deploy once produced

@dirtbikeryzz Год назад

My god the sweat.

@tristanholland1 2 года назад

Some intel here, because i know genlab and he said that Russia players weren't afraid at all and that it was some other random thing which was why it got cancelled.

@rambleroodle2369 2 года назад

can you play the mod "Europe In Flames" at multiplayer?

@vesai1 2 года назад

Wtf is with his planes stockpile at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1150">19:10</a>, more than 2mil planes, thats some bug right?

@kommissarvalkyre2054 2 года назад

"Im Dankus" "Im Albanian"

@paperbackwriter19 2 года назад

dankus on top nefver drop

@ApexWolf 2 года назад

what mods are u playing in this vid

@Countryballlhaha Год назад

What does hoi4 mean I tried to get it but it doesn’t pop up

@homefront1999 2 года назад

Hey Dankus. I have a tactic I would love to know your opinions on. Not sure if it's been done before but it fies like this As Italy go for a Gibraltar invasion asap. Then go for a naval invasion of the French West Coastline. I've tried this in like 9 games and has worked well except once due to my bad micro. But in my experience the allies don't expect such an early invasion of Gibraltar. They also don't heavily guard the French Coastline. But this can lead to easy France cap