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I swear when historians write about this in history books they are going to have a heck of a time.

🤦🏽‍♂️It's never been so embarrassing to be an American.

I love watching this instead of the news

If the US relects Trump in 2020 then I've lost all hope for America.

Trump: "Civilization is very happy." Civilization:"I've never met this man."

Who's ever reading this I wish you nothing but wealth and good health. Your best days are in front of you not behind you. Keep on pushing

Not even a week of ceasefire, and he's acting like he personally ended WWII.

I feel that evertime trump talks I feel like he doesn't know what's he's talking about at the time

"I temporarily fixed a problem I created. The world is happy."

"An Excel spreadsheet came to life". I find that offensive. Excel is actually useful.

Trevor keeps us up to date with all the breaking news ! He’s a master at accents !

Also RIP Elijah Cummings

They're at the point where they don't even care if they get caught. They're getting away with it.

Pray for him is just a more aggressive "bless his heart".

when trevor joked about the church ladies it reminded me of a key and peele episode 😤✊

He has no shame. This will keep getting worse until he leaves

This administration is causing me to have a meltdown.

It's difficult to accept that there are still people out there who insist that Donald Trump is actually doing a good job.

The classic “everyone’s doing it so its ok.”

How is this guy still in the White House as the president is beyond common sense.

Lindsey Graham: “If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.” 5:03 PM · May 3, 2016

Trump says he won’t get any profit from holding the G7. So does that mean he’s going to give away free rooms and room service to world leaders? With a side of free bed bugs.

He's slowly becoming more and more like a dictator. That's not even being dramatic or hyperbolic anymore, and no I'm not a democrat, so please hold off on any hateful comments. He's slowly exposing his base and the naive to more extreme behavior. The more they hear and see his worsening ineptitude, the more they become used to him doing whatever he needs to do to fulfill his agenda. For better or for worse it seems to be. Make no mistake, EVERYTHING he's doing is for his own personal gain and ego. He doesn't care about the citizens of this country or our allies. He must go before he does even more damage to the U.S., as well as other unstable parts of the world. We will pay for his mistakes and lack of ability. I, like many others, just fear the worse has yet to come. I genuinely hope we're wrong, I want every president to succeed. Myself and most others only want what's best for our country and the planet. Trump has proven time and time again that he's dangerously unqualified to be an effective president along with being severely misguided. His priorities are solely aimed at personal gain and his overall behavior is an embarrassment to the United States. We're rapidly losing our credibility as a nation for good. At this rate, the next president can honestly run with the "Make America great again" slogan and it won't be utter bullshit like it was in 2016. Trump is turning back the progess of this country with every day he sits in the Oval Office. I really hope voters are honest with themselves at the ballot box next year. He's toxic to his allies and everything good this country is supposed to stand for!

That purple tie is rockin my socks off and definitely steals the show.

Worst President ever or Worst Person ever? Yes. The answer is Yes.

"A five day cease fire." AKA, pausing to reload.

Trump will be selling Tshirts for his impeachment trial

While he gaslights, people die, the environment dies, fear and violence surge, Putin smiles. Good job, America.

Former president Lyndon B. Johnson 1957 quote fits American today! "If you can convince the lowest white man he is better than the best colored man he knows, he won't notice you're picking his pockets. Hell, give him somebody to look down on and he will empty his pockets for you!" Trump supporters, no matter the color, race or ethnicity is represented in the above quote!

Anybody else remember when we had a president who wasn't an idiotic con man ??

Is it just me or every time I hear trump speak he sounds like he doesn’t know shit about what he is talking about and he is just slowly making something up and hoping it makes sense like for real in his whole campaign I didn’t hear him say nothing that sounded smart or elaborated.

I don't think Trump should ever use the word "civilization"

Does that mean that he’s bringing all the people and children that have been killed already back to life?

This whole administration is a freaking train wreck.

Nixon: I am not a crook. Trump: So Iḿ a crook, get over it.

If I never have to hear his voice again I'll be very happy

Camp David was actually built for this. no more trump resorts.

And you didn’t even mention the money laundering at the Turkey National Bank that was to break in spring, but Barr and Mnuchin responded to Trump’s promise to the Turkish President that he would take care of it. So it just cane out today.

I bet Trump will demand a Nobel for his little “cease fire.”

And shame on world leaders accepting to stay at his resort.

And we didnt even mention the tragic new with representative Elijah Cummings.

I'm willing to try out that reverse psychology trick on the president.

😂😂😂 how in the hell is he going to host an event behind bars

I think netflix should take the american policy into their program. This series is fire

How about all those people that already died! They're not "happy" I bet!

“Middle Aged Harry Potter” Mulvaney. 😂

Nixon's mistake was not owning the Watergate. Genius.

Rest in peace Cummings...😭

I hate to say, but this is not a joke. this is the beginning of the fall of America if this BS continues🙁🙁

I wouldn't be surprised if there will be merchandise about Trump's Impeachment

I'd love if someone organised a celebration outside the WH when the guy leaves office and the numbers turn out to be bigger than his inauguration 😂

How embassrassing is it to be an American right now? Like for goodness sake, how far will this go? Feel sorry for everyone that is against him over there. Good luck!

I will just translate when trevor said"basura basura" that means "trash trash"

Idea. If a citizen could make a "citizens arrest", why can't a ex-president make a "presidential arrest, on a corrupt president??

Wow Trevor & the writing team were on FIRE tonight, really strong segment on an overloaded news day.

200-ish years was a fine run, we had a good run America but sadly looks like the credits to you being a super power are coming up.

"They will remember me one way or the other" - Donald J Trump

He's so Fd after Mulvaney today.

Donnie-boy's strategy; overwhelm us with so much bullshit that we won't be able to filter it out and bring him to justice.

Pelosi: He had a meltdown, I'm praying for his health. Trump: No u

And lets not forget the late Elijah Cummings R.I.P😢

If you don’t like Donald Trump like the comments

Also, Rep Elijah Cummings died

And yet most republicans are still defending him.

"Excel sheet come to life" took me COMPLETELY out🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trevor - “I’m done, I’m resigning!” Trump- “I’m done, I’m resigning no wait wait it’s gonna be huge” Edit - Thx for the likes *

this is literally Watergate, but if the administration just flat out confessed to everything immediately

Omg I can’t wait for he’s removal

Definitely a violation of ethics and emaluments clause.

We couldn’t talk about the beef because news broke of the Turkey.

I hope the historians writing this particular chapter of history don't take a drink every time someone in Trump's administration does something stupid. They'd get alcohol poisoning in minutes

Don’t forget it has bed bugs.

"hey ma, just shoved that huge mess I made into the closet; aren't you proud of me?"

"`middle-aged Harry Potter..."

If hosting events at your business as president isn’t illegal... it should be.

remember you taxes are going to these gov officials...

And people still defend Trump. His supporters will fight tooth and nail claiming that he is a great leader.

I'm hoping he won't be around to host next year's G7.

We really need a drastic move from someone with nothing to lose.

Is this what terminal cancer feels like?...

These dudes are acting like corrupt little cookie monsters, they got caught stealing from the cookie jar, and are now shamelessly shoving cookies in their mouth.

I'd be more worried he bugged the rooms

Impossible to fathom that this guy has nukes

When they zoomed in on pence and then cut to trump talking about everyone being happy I swore it felt like an episode of the office.

and the bar for american integrity drops another notch...

We're living in a reality tv show.

Doral - Miami in August? You have got to be kidding!

In 24 hours, we will all forget about this. Instead, we will be talking about Trump's next daily scandal.

“If you’re happy and your know it clap your hands” - Donald Trump

After watching all this, I don't understand, how is he still a president of the most powerful country in the world?

The Russians probably have the rooms bugged at "Mar-a-lago"

#RIPElijahCummings

Enlightening and make us laugh. Rare talent

You don’t get to take credit for a ceasefire for a conflict you essentially started.

“Excel spreadsheet come to life”😂😂 F0kin genius writers

Isn't it ridiculous how everyone is making fun of Trump but the clown is still there, continuing the charade. This needs to end

At least if it’s at his own resort maybe he will go and stay the whole time.

This presidency has given me the biggest headache 😠

Trevor, That was so very funny, unbelievably funny, you are the best.

Lol and America wonders why the rest of the world hates them. Actually I feel sorry for the sane American people that stand for what's right.