I helped a fellow student cheat on her final US history exam (I’m expert at US history I studied for the fun of it while she sucked at it she failed the last 3 tests we had) and she n I both passed with 100 on our exam. The teacher called us up front of her desk and asked “Why do you 2 have the same answers” while my friend got red in the face I chose to play with the teachers head and answered “Because we had the same questions” the teacher was briefly but noticeably shocked at my boldness and she goes “Look I know you didn’t cheat Ian but Stephanie you failed the last 3 tests we had and you have had almost below average in this class all year long and now you passed this exam with flying colors you want to explain yourself?” I intervened again and said “There’s nothing to explain Ms. Jackson if you’re accusing us of cheating I promise that’s not going to hold up” she told me “Young man I do not appreciate you talking to me like this” and I went “Well I don’t appreciate this serious accusation that you have no proof of so looks like we have a problem.” She told me “Well I think it’s cheating.” I told her “Well what you think is as irrelevant as you are, because you have zero proof of cheating, I very well could’ve sat with her in the library and helped her I very well could’ve helped her study at her hour or my house, did that thought ever cross your head?” She had a small questioning look on her face I finished with “And if you put down a zero on our exam I’ll make sure the superintendent has your job in the bag.” She gave me a scared look (she was already in hot water with the superintendent) I finished with “Let’s go Stephanie, have a nice day Ms. Jackson” she just waved Spoiler alert: She passed us without any further conflict
