I know. This lady is good intentioned, but the video is too damn goofy. And there''s a part near the end when the kitty basically gets startled by her "rear" approach. I did learn a few things though, and my girls love me for it.
"If you're left handed use your left hand, if you're right handed, use your right hand. Or if you're right handed, try using your left hand and vice versa". What was the fucking point?
This video is full of gold: "Petting is just randomly petting." "Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!" "Relax you have the best teacher available... your cat!" "Caution, if your kitty doesn't like her fur disturbed, she might just tell you to shuffle out the door." "Caution, either they like this or they don't." "A whisker water alert is in effect here. A major whisker watch is in effect here." "Is your cat a talker? If so, cat massage will bring out his best 'mega meow' moments. We call it... Power Purring!" "The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun." "You don't need a swimming pool for this breast stroking!" "This is especially good for 'macho cats.'" "This is a really groovy move... Bell-y-rama!" (Singing) "Who's the best cat in the U-nit-ed States? It's you, Champer Damper, it's you..." The best part is that she seems to be taking everything she's saying seriously.
i feel like i might be the only person that was actually looking up videos on 'how to massage my cat'. i'm not crazy, he just gets stressed out sometimes.
Seeing how old this video is, that cat probably passed a while ago. I think it's really sweet she made an inadvertent tribute to her little buddy. Hope you're mega meowing with the best of em, Champer Damper
WOW! after seeing her in person at the Los Angeles cat fest "through the eyes of a FELINE" ...i see why most of the 200+ audience knew this video by heart. after I got thru screaming with laughter (cause she has SUCH a great sense of humor about herself and about this early video) IHAD TO return to youtube cause she DID confirm stuff I'd seen by trial and error ...and mentioned some new stuff. (my "cat" Jazzmyn gives it 3 paws up. She wolda gone 4...but she needed to balance on SOMEthing!)
You know back in the day this video made me riot with laughter. Years later I get a cat for the first time and immediately think "what would cat massage lady do" 😩😂😂 my cat DOES love an excruciatingly slow pet. Thanks random lady
The qualified, realistic nature of the compliment makes it more meaningful. If Champer Damper isn't the best cat in the world, he's certainly the most relaxed!
All jokes aside, every cat I’ve done this too loves it. My cat loves it and my friends cats love it. I think she put a lot of time and effort into this...
I had a kitty that looked exactly like Champer-Damper...he was the best cat in the United States. As a kitten, he was abandoned by the neighbors when they moved out. I rescued him just in time! He grew into a beautiful silver Jaguar and lived 12 years. RIP KitKat kitty boi. ❤️🥰 This Video makes me happeh!
After showing this to my cat, he got pissed that he wasn't the best cat in the United States. He hid. Haven't seen him in days. I think he's at a friend's place. If you find him let me know. He answers to Agent of Doom. Please halp!
@@lambda494 or a man that uses lotions in a traveling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do my gift is cat massage and this ones for champ