Today its going to be simple. You just going to need batteries that was behind your bed for probably 8years. after you find them be sure to put three screws into your knee and then try to charge one battery. after 540hours of charging with 0,01Amps try to lick your battery and if your left eye start to spin you are on the best way to charging other 7batteries. now after charging them all and eating 6carrots be sure to throw all batteries into trash and make 6somersaults on the fresh grass. while rolling laugh like a krasy person and yell into your shoe that grass is tickling you too much and so you cant produce enough skittles to make all unicorns happy. Now since your neighbor was on descriptional vacation you have to make him coffee today. but dont forget ro put a bjudiful shaving cream on top. then when he try it and do weird face. just slap him with peacock feather into his left ear and keep slapping him till he fall from chair. now when he is in the floor start running on the north and after 838steps turn to your right side by 7404° and keep running for another 7hours. now you should be in safe place and that pissed neighbor now peobably watching ads in tv so feel free to go back home with your middle ear pointing at west that was rotated from south when a rainy cloud that looked like toilet with broken flush system was passing by last summer from capital city into capital city of the next country that have second biggest city filled with blue walls with three windows pointing at the third highest located city of the country that have borders shaped into straight ruler that was straightened with curved ruler and then bend by force of 3N into shape of melted timtam that is ready to be disassembled to pieces and then rolled into two more pieces and then cut by glue into one piece. now you can finally hit that damn play button with freshly sharpened axe. now good night and happy smiling dreams full of raspberries mixed into drink with bananal. good night
(no drugs, no alcohol used during writing this ®) just fingers
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