Dude I wish I could open Chris's brain when the lady was singing just to hear his thoughts...just for one second...id be rolling on the ground I just know it lmao
Hoping Chris sees this. 2020 summer I used to come home from work, walk to the park a couple blocks away with a pre roll, sit at a picnic table in the field and just watch congratulations pod by myself just laughing and chillin. Thanks for that, especially during covid.
51:00 ughhhh my boyfriend does this kind of thing! He will come to the doorway to start a conversation while I’m doing something in another room, and then he starts walking away and I can’t hear him! It drives me bonkers lol
The guy with the gucci bags was swedish, and we often say "du ser helt förstörd ut" to our friends when they look like they havent slept, which directly translates to "you look destroyed"
whenever people say “wait what?” after i say something but ik they heard at least a little of what i said i ask them “what do you think i said” and almost always they actually did hear me
It always gives me some weird inner rage when I hear about a wife cheating on her husband who is in the military. Like wife cheats on husband with any other job and I think "oh that sucks." I have no idea why I feel this way?
I’ve never heard anyone describe being super high on Marijuana as “destroyed”. I’ve only heard it in reference to alcohol. The stupidest drug for stupid idiots.
My dishwasher left something (not a flap of chicken but a spec of something) and I figured out it does that if I choose 1 hour wash without the sanitize setting.
The katana broke because they were hitting the spine on the table. That’s the absolute weakest way it could be hit. The curve of the blade and the thin edge was facing UP, with no thick backbone it broke… and yes cheap junk broke even quicker then a quality katana. Also a top 3 clip of all time among greats like the Grape Stomping Lady and Chocolate Crescents 🤣
Hey @SupergoodStudios 4:13 Chris acting like people getting him what he wants incorrectly is relatable .... like dude, read the room Thanks Matt for injecting some understanding into this
I used to have insomnia and I saw that guy stab himself live on TV. I also saw that guy shatter the one of a kind record tube on tech TV. Damn I'm lame 😅
Uhmmmm this was hands down the absolute most relatable episode of Lifeline, even Congratulations, maybe any podcast episode I have EVER EVER HEARD dude. All of thr things muh baby. The fam talkin to me while I'm peeing, the dishes stuff. Omg Chris and Matt you are speaking the words living inside my head ahaha anyway love you guys love the pods, all of the things, and just workin away at that Log Cabin m'baby, really want to see Chris when he gets to Ontario! You guys rock okay bye ❤❤❤❤ "EEEUH, SUH, MOVIE" -Matt D'Elia😂😂
I think Santa genuinely says ho ho ho when he laughs. But he did it once before he said Merry Christmas genuinely but then it became his trademark so now he’s stuck saying it all the time so it sounds hollow and more forced rather than a genuine laugh. Imagine Tony the Tiger saying they’re great for hundreds of years bringing kids Frosted Flakes, he’d have a pretty hollow “they’re great”
To be fair, I say “wait, what?” quite often because I have ADHD. I sometimes will unintentionally zone out when someone is talking to me and I’ll just suddenly zone back in without warning and realized I missed a lot of the conversation. Other times it just takes me longer to process what you said. I literally just can’t keep up with you.
Holy shit my dad read somewhere in the 70s that grunting produces more power in your muscles so he groans everytime he moves when he works out no one can tell him otherwise
I think Santa IS really going "ha ha ha" but he's so fat and large and deep-voiced that it can phonetically be lazily transcribed as "ho ho ho" (lol me talking about what Santa "really" is doing)
Hey I’m the guy who called about my 52 yr old friend 😂 so here’s the thing, my dad was a sex addict & definitely slept with TONS of ‘tutes. Ruined my family. So, I went the complete opposite route, had 1 partner, married her, didn’t cheat on her haha ehhhh s’deeper
It's hard to believe I'm saying this but there's actually two Pizza Man movies. The first one starring Bill Maher in 1991. I don't think they're related
I can totally see why guy at 13:31 would be annoyed. I absolutely hate when people are loud in the gym, it's very disturbing. Gyms should have policies against that
No. (to the lady with the jingle). I think she probably was impressed by herself when she came up with it because it was probably unexpected and random for her .... but, No.
Chris, you have reflux. Also you too Matt. But Chris seems to have it worse. Specifically you most likely have laryngopharyngeal reflux (LPR) or silent reflux. Look it up. Call your doctor. Your welcome. It's why you're always clearing your throat. Love you guys. Go to the doctor.
30:10 I don’t know enough about this guy to say this, but it seems like the dude’s life kind of fell apart at 52 (whether the divorce needed to happen or not). He’s probably insecure or having a midlife crisis and trying to over compensate by talking about how cool and fun and okay he is. Maybe try to cut through the bro shit and see if he’s okay. And if he doubles down then just be like alright dude I’m all set on hearing about that shit.
