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Wow!! Yes!!

For Cuddy's mom

@@darrenmcintosh326 I don’t think he would’ve cared too much for that old lady if she wasn’t Cuddy’s mom.

And her mother still makes a crack on how it doesn't fit,I thought for sure she'd complain about the tie being crooked.

House wearing a white coat is like Batman grabbing a gun.

You've got a good point. I don't know if it was intended or did writers just aim for comedic relief, but introducing Cuddy's mother really explains her attitude and abilities.

Naturally, her mother is Murphy Brown😉😁😆.

at least House has constructive criticism

@@AamuAurora "abilities" 🤣🤣🤣

Oh God.... she's dating her mother.

I know right, I died when it changed to that

Such a doctor I need

I recognize the cartoon, too. I just don’t remember the dog’s name. He became yellow in later versions or in the comic. Was it Fang in “The Duplex”?

Hey, cartoons and snacks is what we do in the morgue between post mortems. Well sometimes during.

If you had to summarize this show in 3 minutes...this clip may be the perfect way

Even better when Chase is still eating chips

Agreed… especially the look on Foreman’s face… it’s like a non-verbal “You can’t top that!”

@@ajdominguez1002 It's entertainment for the team! :)

They just cant wait to see House deal with that

😂😂. Indeed

That was a wild statement she made. Ice cold.

@@Deadlyaztec27 Not that wild. They clearly don’t.

Like House said goes both ways. Parents ALWAYS have that favorite.

She's not only hot, she's an amazing actress.

That one scene where the mother chooses to keep the child and you could see her face drop was gut wrenching, she's an amazing actress

Well, yeah, no one is going to talk to you during the show. I'd say it's probably the best place in the hospital for that.

What that the best place to keep cold cuts and lettuce for tasty sandwiches.

A tiny tv too!

@@SangreFriasBack Foreman only works for him in the later seasons because his personality became so much like House's that nobody else would hire him.

When my brother was a medical student, one of his petite, female classmates had a corpse that she was dissecting hold her cold can of soda while she was proceeding.

nah man he a simp

Maybe vogler needed to give him some dome

its a mysterious thing called "love", for millennia we been trying to figure out. house got the love flu, and cuddy got him to look professional just for her. and house isn't wrong, aside from the heart problems, everything else can be made up by the brain. mommy dearest tho, don't like being told so she sues. LOL

it's also the implication behind it. House does do things for the people he care about. Also doing it in this scenario is damage limitation which everyone benefits from. Doing it for Vogler implies allowing the man to assert authority over House, and that does not go by House's principals

To quote a conversation between Cuddy and House that is very fitting: [...] C: Men are stupid (like that) H: I'm with you so far [...]

Same

I genuinely thought it WAS an add

I thought i ran out of Yt premium bruh.

And by hiding relevant information

Every old person at clinics tbh. This woman told me she came in for knee joint pain but when the senior doctor came and told to describe the findings her issue wasn’t even in the knee. SHE HAD A RUPTURED BICEP 😭

How's she going to remember 15 years worth of specific medical stuff and not forget anything? She's not a doctor, and even doctors can't do that. Hence files. In her mind, the point is that this is the latest symptom of a single long-running illness, not something that just came on.

@@lentilneeds Funny all interns fail at treating real patients. The minute they get to the room they ask you all your history, they write pages and pages of information, but no one of them examine you to see what is hurting you. How is it that your Senior doctor foud the muscle problem and not you? Was it her or her age or maybe it was your lack of knowledge and experience. To be a senior you have to be older, you don't get that title without experience. Maybe in all the pages you wrote she told you about the knee and since she's old you assumed that is the problem and when the senior came he examined her and ask the right information he found the problem. She is old, but you are not a very goox doctor tbh.

@@Lupita311 I’m still a medical student. You don’t know the setting I clerked the patient in and it was done for practice so one day I will be a better doctor. And she was the kindest lady, but old people don’t know systemic focus of their symptoms now do they? That’s why we ask everything so we can make sure we find out what’s bothering a patient and then secondary sequelae and we were asking all the questions to find out what her issues are. Old people are often frail bc of age and so many of their ailments DO FUNCTIONALLY IMPAIR them. That’s why they tell us about every ache in every part of the body. I was at rural clinic at a base hospital in a very poor country. The average person here doesn’t know the word bicep. So Yes we have to take everything into consideration bc it’s how we learn. The senior doctor already knew her case but made me do the clerking just so I will do history taking better. It’s up to interns to take a full detailed history and that will have to include even what kind of pet you have and that’s what they present to the senior doctor during rounds so they can simplify and come to their far more experienced conclusions. Positive history as well as negative history is important. If it’s not documented and you miss something, you might lose your job and it might even affect the senior the intern works under, even more so. Medicine isn’t over when you graduate. It just starts there. Experience is everything and we are trying to get it. We take consent before every clerking session. Every examination. If that lady didn’t have a problem with me trying to learn neither should you. But patients regardless of age lie and not out of malice but because they’re non the wiser and that’s not a bad thing about their character. They might be embarrassed. And that’s okay. They might be scared. That too is completely okay. It just might hurt their prognosis and delay diagnosis when they omit something that they know might be relevant and we want to avoid that. So idc about how much you think I’ll be a bad doctor. That’s your jaded opinion. I myself is a chronically disabled person. I myself is a hypochondriac but I’ve managed it well with professional help. I know how medical negligence happens and I’ve learned from it. I’ll save lives one day. And I’m very eager to learn and help people even if they hate me. But we all have to start somewhere. If you can’t understand that, I’m sorry I can’t help you. I would urge you to be more compassionate to students and junior doctors who are trying yo learn. If you aren’t comfortable with a doctor you have the right to not give consent and request another one. Know your rights. That’s as far as I can tell you. Good day.

Because she's so annoying. Awful mom

Probably because she is completely insufferable

Because she was the exact level of bitchness that you can be before it's mean. House's exchange was mean but he is worse than her in some spectrums, Cuddy's conversations were heartbreaking and at the same time understandable. Cuddy is 40 years old, she is a successful dean and at this point she got house locked in a relationship and a kid, se didn't need her mother's approval. But even when her mother is under her own hospital Cuddy couldn't bend her until the end.

Lol. You're "not sure why".

I fucking loved her. When she called Cuddy "not a real doctor" she pretty much won house over.

Sitcom spinoff idea - "Cuddy's Mother".

They supposedly go to check for radon and mold, but always end up finding something more "interesting."

I always love how medical shows specifically get griefed the hardest for realism XD

@@octagon7732 Oh it gets far more fiddly. Anything that deals with a specific profession with its own internal culture, like the military, gets stripped down to the bones by people looking for things that they got wrong :P

Actually, testing for radon is excessively easy, so yeah, they would be qualified for that. Mold would be much harder to do. But I get your point. I guess after so many seasons, they got the knack for it. ;-)

There are handheld radon test devices that give you the answer as fast as a radioation test device - instantly and you can leave em for a bit for a long term average and you have to be able to do to use them is turn them on and be able to read. Also a superficial mold check is super easy to do too, ut mold checks can go as far as havig to take off parts of the drywall you are unsure about, which they are obviously not there for. @Austin McBarner @Oct Agon But I would not expect laughing crying smiley face and even less so XD (hurts my soul these days) users to be old or smart enough to understand how ironic it is that they are writing factually false comments about how real procedures used in a fictional show are "just fictional nonsense". Sorry almost forgot to relate to the kids, here are my very real feelings added at the very end where it fits very well HAhahaHA

All of this is true but... You're forgetting something. Mom only sued them because she wanted to reunite Cuddy and House. It was all a ruse, he didn't file any suit in the end.

​@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849You're kidding. I've never seen a whole episode of House, but that just doesn't seem right...

Jesus is a westernization of the Hebrew name, Yeshua.

goldman surely.

@@WinnieDaou Josh Christ

​@@WinnieDaou we know, lol. He was being sarcastic

​@@WinnieDaou thats because yeshua is a dogshit name and jesus sounds significantly better, what idiot misspells Joshua and say "yeah this is good"

Make that 4:05 if you really want to see/hear it!

The very first time I saw this show (here in Ireland) I thought "Wow, that American actor looks exactly like Hugh Laurie."

I watched most of the series a few months ago while convalescing, and Laurie makes fewer mistakes with the accent than by using English idioms that almost no American would use. I don’t know whether he was ad-libbing or whether the writers threw a few of them in, just for fun.

They don't ask to share lol

Still not as disturbing as the time he licked a vomit-covered scarf!

House is dead in the series. It would be nice to see a Chase M.D. though.

I've thought about that as well. I think he'd probably be practicing medicine in some non-extradition country too. But then Cuddy tracks him down looking for help because her daughter has developed a rare disease and he's the only man on the planet she believes could save her.

@@anthonymendez1997 He's not though. He faked his death, we know that.

@@millitron3666 What else could House do though. He has nothing left to achieve or do other than euthanize Thirteen. It really doesn’t make sense for House to live after Wilson dies.

As romantic as it sounds, I believe that House should be leave alone so it doesn't transform into soap opera.

@randomguy9777 Since Boston Legal, here. Edit: No, last time in an episode of Battle Creek!

I KNEW I recognized her! I just could not remember where. I grew up watching Murphy Brown.

Agreed!

The contrast here between House's and her Mom's was that , House said it to get Cuddy's attention(and he often immediately followed up with how well he thought of her otherwise). Her Mom just said it to be mean w/o any follow up. 😐

Yep, shitty scriptwriting. Can't really blame them though, because Lisa Kudrow quit in between because of disputes related to her salary

@@40mihirkulkarni44 Kudrow? From Friends?

Hard agree. As someone with serious nerve damage and a medical license to get high every night to treat pain, so, I can sleep.... yeah, I would not survive his life without vicodin either.

@@laestrella9727 He probably meant Edelstein*.

@@taioko6431 I know haha

“GAHHH! MUST WASH EYES!!!!”

The writers could have added a sarcastic “oh great! That way everybody is happy” from house at the end there.

keep talking like that, and you will be! : )

She's an horrible person

Birds of a feather . . .

Me also, Bergen is a fantastic actor!

@@cat637d I have to disagree with you there. Bergen is really great at playing the fussy, b**chy, mother-in-law type characters... but that's mostly because she's just being herself. Many of her early roles showed that trend, and she hit it big with "Murphy Brown" for that very reason. All of her characters since then have basically been a spin on the Murphy Brown character. She's never really had to challenge herself and play anything else for decades.

@@0megacron there's also the slight possibility that she constantly is typecasted

I agree with you the worst thing they could have done was to take Cuddy out of the series the idea of House and Cuddy being a couple was there from the beginning, you could tell by the chemistry between them, and the development of House's character as the story goes on from when he hallucinates about her and realizes he wants to be with her,but he has to go to Vicodin detox because of the hallucinations, and when he's clean he starts to improve as a person and tries to impress her to see that he can be a better man and that they can be together but she's with Lucas and he's still pining for her, until they're together and he tries to bond with Rachel when he never wanted to have children before. All of that marked a great development of House's character who grew as a human being and became a better person because of the love he had for Cuddy and the producers ruined it by taking her out, which sadly ruined the story and all of House's growth. And the character ended up the same or worse than he was at the beginning, more cynical and lonely than before.

We agree!

Thanks! I just got the joke reading this! It flew by me so fast I missed it!

Misogynist writers

@@DeathnoteBB really? But why would they portray it as a female experience? They're usually only like that towards their daughters.

It's a common trait in jewish mothers in real life

Ok boomer

@@Marios5556 Am I that old? I'm only 52 :)

You'll have missed it at that time, make it 4:05 for the real fun!

🤣🤣🤣ROTFL