Something About Zelda Ocarina of Time: The 3 Spiritual Stones (Loud Sound Warning) 🧝🏻✨ 

Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023

1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue: Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! *Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text.* One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought * *No* *Yes* *Link accidentally selects No* Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! *Recites first 10 lines* It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. *Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again)* Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? *Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly RU-vid comments dictionary* And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark.* And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? *The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss.* And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" *The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor".* *Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile.* *THE END* AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication! *THAT IS YOUR FATE.* I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh. I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. *BEER KOOZIES.* whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. *CHIPOTLE* _Convenience isn't very healthy btw._ Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub..... Did you get all that? *No* ---> *Yes* Okay, Goodbye. :)

Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..

The "did you get all that" "no" was so real

Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.

"Why don't you eat the boulder" Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons

I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.

Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂

"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol

For those who want to know everything the owl says: "Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares* "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" *Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller* "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes." "Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'" *Link keeps spamming controller* "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" *Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident* *Repeats some previous quotes* *Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that)* "Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'". Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes. Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.

I decided to pause and read what the owl was saying and “like playing with your legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore” hit so hard

“Link approaches gate of twilight, gets dragged kicking and screaming through into the shadows” please do twilight princess

This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is

I’m glad I spent 10 minutes trying to read everything the owl said

4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂

I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33

“Why not just eat the Boulder?” *Proceeds to eat the Boulder and an entire family of dodongos*

"Why don't yo eat the boulder?" Finally someone gets it.

The music gags are on point, like Link playing Willy Wonka's Oompa-Loompa summoning song or the Temple of Time chorus singing the Flinstones theme

Kaepora Gaebora's dialogue: "Hoo hoot, little Link... Look up here!" "It appears the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead...Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your similar interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fats, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't be discouraged, even during the toughest of times!" "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer-koozies." "Beer-koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan national army. Afghanistan is 98% desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48 billion in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big problem, it opens up to all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report'." "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know where to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word map can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" ➡️No Yes Extra dialogue: "Did you know the hastag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stand for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more that 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in 'Mickey's?'" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan sometime around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 128 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'" Do I have a life? I don't know at this point.

I love how Zelda telepathically connected with Link just to scream.

0:33 this is as accurate as you can possibly get with Navi 🤣

Kaepora Gaebora being a libertarian might be the most underrated joke in the Something series

"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you" "yes" *EEEEEEEEEEE*

I never thought I would hear Ganondorf say “Hahahahaha Ronaldihno Soccer”, but here we are

That Final Fantasy refrence at 2:49 is awsome, it's the little things that count.

Haha this is so awesome done. I love it! I have tears in my eyes from laughing.

Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Gorons: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

I never heard a more threatening and powerful sound than “Bu buh”

Hearing "the Hive cluster is under attack" got me so freaking good!

2:29 is my fav scene, I can't even stop laughing at it 🤣

“Hiya” “Wahoo” “Puyo” “The Baby” “Chili Dogs” *”Hey, leesten”* And bu buh

I don’t think I’ve ever had such a feeling of existentialism than when I read the things that owl had to say

4:28 That was the most beautiful speech I have ever heard 🥹

I love the attention to detail, just the most subtle things in the backround, and actually putting real sentences for the owl instead of random words or something

I swear I'm gonna be so pissed if he waits 7 years to make part 2.

I don't know why, but Ganondorf laughing as Zelda struggles to say her line is hilarious.

I love all the little references that are in this lol, like smash bros going on on top of the castle and a black mage and a fighter walk into kakariko lol

3:57 I was expecting to see them make fun how SLOW he scoots over. I was baffled at the fact I had to sit there for that long the very first time I played oot.

This is so weird and so adorable at the same time. Weirdorable.

I'm sickened by the fact that I can read hylian. I immediately understood link's drawing inside his house

Owl man at 1:46 : "Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! One day you'll find that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! And learning that the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report". Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? ---> No Yes Hoo hoot! Little Link... look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Did you know that the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murry? And that you can hear a blue whales heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"

I've just started watching your videos, and I love how the expanded universe is all connected. I also appreciate how even at the first playback speed on YT, I _still_ had to manually pause/unpause the video rapidly to read everything the owl said.

The "PLAY THE FLUTE CHILD" captions never get old. Actually, none of the custom captions never get old.

"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Finally someone else wonders about that

4:50 "A TRIFORCE ! I'LL STEAL IT ! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW !"

3:02 "why don't you eat the boulder?" - Every Millennial

I don't know how many times I have watched this, but this time I JUST SAW Howl's castle in the background at 3:24!!!! Oh yes!!!! Mad props on yet another fine Easter egg, Terminal! You continue to demonstrate your genius acumen sir!

''..Have you ever had a dream? that you want you you you could do so you you you'd do you could you you wanted you want'' - Zelda, 1998

I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭

I appreciate the attention to detail with the claw marks on the ground from gohma at 1:16

The "Are you leaving?" part and then Link replies with a burp got me in tears laughing LMAO😂🤣

"Why don't you eat the rock " Loooool I asked the same question when I was a kid 😂👌🏻

when he clicked "no" to the, "did you get all that?" *I felt that*

Can we just appreciate the level of comedy and music Terminal has worked on over the years

I had to pause as to not fall out of my chair laughing when i heard the voice cluster is under attack. Oh the nostalgia

“It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock.”

"Why don't you eat the boulder?" "Why do you humans have farms? Why don't you eat grass and trees?"

Honesly this was my exact experience playing OoT, props to capturing it so well!

1:49 I appreciate you going back into the subtitles to say that they do show sodium now.

I love how they always put the choice “no” first just to punish you for spamming and not reading

"Why dont you eat the boulder?" Lol

That owl remains of the most cruel jokes played on me, ever.

4:06 The fact they are taped together makes me smile love the consistency!

1:58 A gamer's worst fear: *"No" comes before "Yes" when mashing through text*

I can relate to everything presented here, specially with the dam... owl

I’ve literally watched all of your Zelda animations about a thousand times and they never get old❤

the sheer amount of background comedy and eastereggs are astonishing and make watching your videos again worthwhile at least like 4 times in a row. absolutely love the content.

Dude you can’t just leave us like that without part 2 of this masterpiece.

"Why don't you eat the boulder? " God damn, how is that nobody thought in that before? O_o

Cool subspace foreshadowing at the end, now that I look at it

1:03 I love how it’s implied that Link (I mean, Pepto Bismol) only picked up the grass clippings instead of the gems from earlier.

“Why don’t you eat the boulder?” Years of pent-up frustration, anger, and tears have suddenly manifested because of those words.

Navi is the real antagonist of this game

Best animation yet, Keapora Gaebora’s lines are the funniest things ever.

the goron falling off the cliff had me dying 😂

1:47 Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore. Coming to grips with concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season and usually because of your ahared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! 1:49 One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Mabye this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discourage, even the toughest times! 1:54 And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. $2,120,040,355,35 _attempting_ to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report." 1:58 Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart ot drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? > No Yes 1:47 dialogue box. 2:00 (this is the fastest part even in 0.25 speed) Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" End of 1:47 - 2:02

The triforce not being correctly placed physically hurt me.

You are such a treasure to RU-vid, please never stop making us laugh and smile

Ommagad. This is pure gold. 🤣😂🤣Subscribing right away. (love the Earthbound music switch, genius)

The Flintstones theme with the Temple of Time choir sound is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.

"Why don't you eat the boulder" - Everyone who played this game.

Idkw but the king and Ganondorf making fun of Zelda always gets me

0:36 I cannot believe he’s dead

When your that one person who paused for every 'buh'

I can't tell which link is scarier: Young link with genocidal spirit or surfboard link with speedrunning capabilities

Rolling to Hyrule Castle made me laugh the hardest as I do it. As a kid, i thought i went faster (not sure that is true) and I still do it out of habit. This entire video is fantastic!

For those who wondered what that owl said Stupid Owl: Hoo Hoot! Little Link…. Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead… Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore, coming to grips with the concept of time, gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing, and learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will the majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Link: *stares* Stupid Owl: One day you’ll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000, then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000 and you’ll learn that Chipotle isn’t nearly as healthy as you thought. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day’s worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches, Maybe this isn’t that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn’t very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You’d be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don’t feel discouraged even in the toughest times. Link: *panics and pulls out Nintendo 64 controller* Stupid Owl: And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard-earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work. It turns out they do work, groundbreaking stuff. Then there’s accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert! They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens, $10,000,000 on “green growth” in Peru, $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn an abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. And don’t even get me started on the billion-dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It’s all in Dr. Rand Paul’s Summer 2019 Edition of “The Waste Report.” Link: *still pressing the controller and panicking* Stupid Owl: Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there… if you are lost and don’t know which way to go, look at the Map. The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word “map” can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? -> No Yes Link: *still pressing that button franticly. inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid Owl: *continues to ramble on and on* Link: *throws controller at owl and runs off* yes I did type it all out. your welcome

Anyone gonna talk about how the owl is spitting straight facts about Chipotle, dept, and scandals?

Shoutouts to the guy who read all of Owl’s dialogue.

with all the torture link goes through, if this was a speedrun he would have a time of at least 10 hours because of all the times he died

Hahaha! Hilarious! I love it! SO many tiny, hilarious details! Hilarious AF! Thanks so much for this!

“Why don’t you eat the boulder?” These words revolutionized someone’s life.

I’d say the owl is pretty accurate, guy won’t shut up

Already peed my pants laughing 30 seconds in... You're a genius. Thank you. Love all of your stuff. 🤣🤣🤣

I introduced my little brothers to this channel and they love it, I enjoy looking for the hidden Easter eggs. Seen this episode like 5 times and never noticed Howls moving castle 😂

"why don't you eat the boulder?" **REALIZATION**

I love how this references the fact that everyone just rolls around in this game instead of walking normally

This made my day thank you so much for this friend

The amount of detail and easter eggs there is, is incredible😭