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Something's Burning S2 E13: Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite Get Me To Go Vegan For 45 Minutes 

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Something's Burning S2 E13: Comedians Pete Holmes and Jonathan Kite join me for some impression lessons, armchair therapy, and vegan meatloaf
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VEGAN MEATLOAF
Onion
Carrots
Celery
Garlic
Chickpeas
Breadcrumbs
Flaxseed
Nutritional yeast
Soy sauce
Ketchup
1. Add the chickpeas to a bowl and mash
2. Sauté the onions, carrots, celery, and garlic in olive oil
3. Add the sautéed vegetables and remaining ingredients. Stir to combine
4. Press the loaf mixture down into the pan. Cover with foil and bake for 30 min
5. In a small bowl, mix ketchup and soy sauce for the topping
6. After 30 minutes, remove foil and cover loaf with topping. Bake for 15 more min
SESAME KALE
Chopped kale
Toasted sesame oil
Garlic powder
Salt
Red pepper flakes
Sesame seeds
1. Heat the sesame oil in a large pan, then toss in the kale
2. Add the salt, garlic, and red pepper flakes and cook for 5-7 min
3. Remove from heat, add sesame seeds, and serve
MASHED CAULIFLOWER
Cauliflower
Garlic
Almond Milk
Salt and pepper
1. Bake cauliflower and garlic in oven for 30 min
2. Add cauliflower, almond milk, garlic, salt, and pepper to blender. Blend until smooth
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@sean78745
@sean78745 Год назад
Petes videos from his "failed" talk show on TBS have gone so viral they literally have over 100s of millions of views. Just brilliance! Especially badman!
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Год назад
Petes veganism explains why he's shaped like a woman.
@simmonslucas
@simmonslucas Год назад
He didn't fail, they failed him. His show was so great
@MrZomBie775
@MrZomBie775 Год назад
​@@simmonslucas True, that show was so ahead of it's time. Pete should revive it and make it a RU-vid sketch show and it would do amazing.
@johlwallace8294
@johlwallace8294 Год назад
Who?
@Donovankemp00
@Donovankemp00 9 месяцев назад
And Ex-man😂😂
@Mikephx528
@Mikephx528 Год назад
My favorite show by far. Get so happy when I see it pop up! Get DANNY BROWN on!!!!
@sidinator3000
@sidinator3000 Год назад
Yes!
@UppingDowners
@UppingDowners Год назад
I’m sooo down for that but who would be the second guess !?
@Mikephx528
@Mikephx528 Год назад
@@UppingDowners Ryan Sickler for the second guest!
@Leviajohnson
@Leviajohnson Год назад
It’s about goddamn time. Pete is one of my all time favorites and I’ve always wondered how he and Bert would get along. Keep it crispy.
@nexxtpens
@nexxtpens Год назад
Another one
@vinnieb977
@vinnieb977 Год назад
i've been waiting for this crossover for YEARS!
@HelloImTuneli
@HelloImTuneli Год назад
@@vinnieb977 Bert doing You Made It Weird is a great episode, so if you like their combination you should check it out! Them making up lyrics to pop songs is the funniest thing
@hurleyp6
@hurleyp6 Год назад
I'd recommend their podcasts together. Super funny and flow/gel really well
@SuperBrentendo89
@SuperBrentendo89 Год назад
It makes me happy/excited when I see him being included by other comedians in things haha
@Alex-jq5ft
@Alex-jq5ft Год назад
I love Pete so much. Most of his jokes got talked over and he totally doesn't seem to care, then that gentle conversation with Bert was so.. real and kind.
@Illmatic973
@Illmatic973 Год назад
Jonathan is the king of impressions. His Vince Vaughn is out of control.
@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139
Will Sasso has entered the chat
@Kyonikov
@Kyonikov Год назад
“Wife or Dog” is a fantastic game to play with old friends, give as little info as possible 😂 almost halfway through, giggling the whole time so far! Thanks Bert and crew!
@renesanchez3072
@renesanchez3072 Год назад
Pete and Bert riffing with Johnathan supplying impressions. An hour of comedy gold.
@MYkeyS
@MYkeyS Год назад
holy shitt....Jonathan's Vince Vaughn impersonation was too spot on...
@marikaharrison341
@marikaharrison341 Год назад
I really enjoyed this one! The three of you played off of each other delightfully. I walked away from the screen so I could only hear the ending. The three way belly bump was the best even with just audio!!! Thank you for making these!
@shanemccoy3521
@shanemccoy3521 8 месяцев назад
Bert I’m going to love you forever and watch you forever don’t burn yourself out. I’ll always be here watching when you post anything along with millions of others. Take it easy and enjoy the small things. Cheers to you uncle Bert 🎉
@glenngansert3674
@glenngansert3674 Год назад
Pete is so funny while being wise and Bert is like a kid at a his own birthday party crying about the other kids getting party favors
@invaderjimm8422
@invaderjimm8422 Год назад
Pete always brings such a strange (but always positive) energy to everything. He really picked the perfect name for his own podcast. Great Ep boys, keep it burnin baby!
@randallwyant7238
@randallwyant7238 Год назад
I've watched Jonathan on Adam Ray's podcast like 3 or 4 times, like crying laughing everytime. I can't believe I just realized he was the kitchen help from 2 broke girls. I have heard him talk about it before and it didn't register I guess. Love him, he's fucking hilarious. Great episode 👏
@freebird6591
@freebird6591 Год назад
Ah damn thats where I've seen him.
@flukeskywokker
@flukeskywokker Год назад
So glad I know about this 45 hours in advance, now I can plan my Friday around this youtube video!
@john.ellmaker
@john.ellmaker Год назад
Badman still remains the most quoted material between my close friends, even above Anchorman. Just laughing thinking about it. Can’t wait to see Brett in mpls tmrw night!
@nxcess9046
@nxcess9046 Год назад
Dr. Fishy!! Noooooooo!
@yew2oob954
@yew2oob954 Год назад
In an order that might surprise you.
@RevengeAvenger
@RevengeAvenger Год назад
When one of my friends take off their glasses, we all freak out like he just disappeared. If we're at a bar... People think we're crazy. We try to show them but we get peppersprayed
@chaselepard
@chaselepard Год назад
I've been a huge fan of the pete and bert pairing since they sang kesha together in 2013!
@larrygraham4875
@larrygraham4875 Год назад
Didnt catch that one
@xanderthurteen
@xanderthurteen Год назад
@@larrygraham4875 such a great ep of his pod!!
@alexnuehring4121
@alexnuehring4121 Год назад
From 7:48 to 8:48 is podcast gold.
@alexnuehring4121
@alexnuehring4121 Год назад
It's more like 7:48 to 10:25 🤣
@mikeschneider9462
@mikeschneider9462 Год назад
"Like David Blane pulling up a fish" current favorite line from this one.
@daverothchild1
@daverothchild1 Год назад
I knew this ep would be great with Pete as a guest. Three minutes in and all 3 of them are perfectly hilarious.
@crziq7884
@crziq7884 Год назад
Getting an ad for the machine movie was so cool while watching this
@leehegehege
@leehegehege Год назад
Bert is a great human. Nice to see you are taking care of your health💞🌱Looks like you guys are having a good time cooking together!💞🌱Bless you
@quentinbrown8866
@quentinbrown8866 Год назад
Crying... when bert said wait you can put them down? Was gold this episode was amazing
@paigevansice2990
@paigevansice2990 4 месяца назад
The only thing better than this episode was the vegan meatloaf. Thanks, dudes! Love you, Pete!!
@steven_dillon
@steven_dillon Год назад
Jonathan explained the unlocking I think I can do that impression perfectly... I grew up watching stand up loving to imitate the comedians or do voices like bobby or Elmo or Kermit.... You just mess around while you're bored and you hear it and go omfg I think I can actually do that.... Practice is an understatement
@CODBOSZ
@CODBOSZ Год назад
That dad, dog/wife bit is great 😂😂😂
@raisingradicals5564
@raisingradicals5564 Год назад
"An aging man briefly considering opening a can of water with a can opener... thats already opened." 😂
@TopSeceretinformant
@TopSeceretinformant Год назад
My wife and I saw your special in FT myers Florida, I can’t wait to see your movie 🍿 THE MACHINE!!! @AMC theaters. I want a bert kreischer popcorn bucket!!
@TopSeceretinformant
@TopSeceretinformant Год назад
Amc to the moon!! Shorts r fkd!!
@markg.3171
@markg.3171 Год назад
I would suggest always starting with the base of French cuissine: maripoix (2:1:1 parts of onion celery and carrot) adding some herbs and poaching it to get the savor and flavor and smell etc
@Agu85
@Agu85 Год назад
Johnathan Kite is hilarious! I love me some 'Oleg'
@patrickhugheshd
@patrickhugheshd Год назад
Love the somethins burnin series!! Need some more episodes
@Ceb207
@Ceb207 Год назад
I think Pete was onto a major issue with recent comedy. Over saturation is gonna lead to burnout faster of ticket sales VS the comics that tour less heavily, their tickets are in higher demand.
@Reeceeto
@Reeceeto 9 месяцев назад
Just blew over how awesome that Vince vaughn impression was
@emmieschweitzer6550
@emmieschweitzer6550 Год назад
Please I am begging you, do this with your dad and daughters. You know, like the escape room. Love from MN!!
@Josh-ie4hb
@Josh-ie4hb Год назад
Bert’s excitement about Narhwals being real always shocks me but doesn’t because it is Bert.
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Год назад
Ugh, why am I not surprised.
@Thaddius0
@Thaddius0 Год назад
how long do they bank these? just curious when the LOS episode will release before i forget
@dannydropshot9588
@dannydropshot9588 Год назад
I wanna watch the LoS one soooo bad 🤣
@IUP8907
@IUP8907 17 дней назад
I hope you're all happy and healthy! I was typing out a comment that wasn't postive and realized that doesn't benefit anyone. Cheers! 🍻
@williamclinton2289
@williamclinton2289 Год назад
Love Peters pod, and Jonathan on the about last night podcast with Adam Ray is always funny AF
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Год назад
That was great. Pete is a national treasure.
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 Год назад
National Treasure has absolutely lost it's meaning.
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Год назад
@@timkinley1779 who cares, it's just an expression that nobody uses anymore, grandpa
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 Год назад
@@hettel_visual So why the over-exaggeration?
@hettel_visual
@hettel_visual Год назад
@@timkinley1779 why are you being a language Nazi. Go away
@timkinley1779
@timkinley1779 Год назад
@@hettel_visual Just so there is no confusion, this is me saying Pete isn't a national treasure and you're an idiot for saying it.
@soundpilot55
@soundpilot55 Год назад
Picking his nose and ears like a real chef
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 Год назад
And he never bathes.
@xGODSNINJAx
@xGODSNINJAx Год назад
great episode!
@hamstu84
@hamstu84 Год назад
This episode is so awesome!! The clash of personalities. So amazing 😂🎉
@Walrus286
@Walrus286 Год назад
Skanks said they recorded their episode like 5 months ago at this point.
@WilliamHawkins-ju5ud
@WilliamHawkins-ju5ud 11 месяцев назад
Everyone in the lofi community they are so kind and they send warm messages
@Heywoodjablowme420
@Heywoodjablowme420 Год назад
Omg I had no idea it was Oleg! That's awesome...lol also love Pete!
@vitamind2387
@vitamind2387 Год назад
It’s nice to see that Stewart from Big Bang Theory is doing well
@truebabyben
@truebabyben Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@Lukeynuts123
@Lukeynuts123 Год назад
It’s funny that for me it went to an ad for 65 right before Jonathan did his Adam driver impression. 😂
@supafun33
@supafun33 Год назад
I had flashbacks to Pete's podcast with guest Josh Ruben where they did Jason Bateman and Tony Robbins impressions, and it was one of the funniest things I ever heard. Actually it was two episodes. And they did Jeff Bridges too. Pete is McDonalds! I only know Jonathan from 2 Broke Girls but I have seen his stand-up and he's very funny!
@CashusBG
@CashusBG 9 месяцев назад
Bert!! you'll never be forgotten. You're here forever 💚
@thebenforever
@thebenforever Год назад
That frozen soup metaphor was gold.
@TopSeceretinformant
@TopSeceretinformant Год назад
I saw your movie premiere both my wife and I we’re acting like gitty lil school girls omg omg omg, we both thought your acting was on point. You inspire me Bert!
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 Год назад
Eww
@gavinrush4995
@gavinrush4995 Год назад
@@lamashtu3449 go take your hormone replacement therapy
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 Год назад
@@gavinrush4995 that’s an ironic insult considering Bert’s fans are all fat, soft middle aged men with low testosterone
@freebird6591
@freebird6591 Год назад
@@lamashtu3449 *aww
@lamashtu3449
@lamashtu3449 Год назад
@@freebird6591 no
@Hutchinstein
@Hutchinstein Год назад
Pete is the man! Professor X, Batman, Street Fighter red tape. Pure laughter from my heart
@jesseraymiller7381
@jesseraymiller7381 Год назад
Best one so far!!!
@michaeledward2518
@michaeledward2518 Год назад
i used to have a narwhale tusk about 5 feet long ...... love from hamilton ontario canada
@SupTim1
@SupTim1 Год назад
Im not watching next anymore b/c I can't leave the video playing. I have to keep touching my phone every 3 minutes to skip ads
@brandonbritton7266
@brandonbritton7266 Год назад
The Best 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jducat8623
@jducat8623 Год назад
50:18 ish when Bert is trying to close the cabinets... lmao
@JeanBaptisteIrvin
@JeanBaptisteIrvin Год назад
This was great!
@DrBojanglez105
@DrBojanglez105 Год назад
I have a friend that suffered a brain injury and developed a stutter. When joking around with him, he did a thick NY accent and didn’t stutter.
@KeithFox
@KeithFox 16 дней назад
Jonathan Kite looks legit like the guy from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs character.
@Blackwaterjack
@Blackwaterjack Год назад
Hell yeah Pete's on
@garrydobson2626
@garrydobson2626 6 месяцев назад
The Adams apple theory is on point. Makes me wonder
@leviathannephilim7769
@leviathannephilim7769 Год назад
Let's go baby *LIVE FROM THE 956 RGV SOUTH TX*
@MayorMcCheese2000
@MayorMcCheese2000 Год назад
soooooo Pete might high key be the best friend Bert could ever ask for... He needs friends like that, he's got too many people trying to use him or not giving a shit that he might be going off the rails at times.
@swiftdog49er51
@swiftdog49er51 10 месяцев назад
Pete is so right,😂😂😂. Do more please!!!!
@alexavery3720
@alexavery3720 Год назад
Bert idea: A “something’s burning” pop up tour. 🤔
@karldomogalla2058
@karldomogalla2058 Год назад
Bert being surprised that narwhals exist? No surprise. Pete not knowing that blew my mind.
@zachSS199
@zachSS199 Год назад
Pete Holmes tellin Bert how it is, Bert doesn’t want to hear it.
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 Год назад
Shocker
@aepage3165
@aepage3165 Год назад
I don't love potatoes, but why the heck would you sub out potatoes? They are keeping people going!
@kennethhowell1591
@kennethhowell1591 Год назад
Pete has the BEST laugh.
@davidchapman5139
@davidchapman5139 Год назад
Well worth the wait ,, amazing guests
@joshuaroach1834
@joshuaroach1834 Год назад
It is literally Friday night in Clemson South Carolina and I’m drunk!
@benzoindigo1109
@benzoindigo1109 Год назад
My last name is also Roach and I’m from Murrells Inlet SC. Big ups homie!
@zg9445
@zg9445 Год назад
Jonathan is correct: Ronnie Wood plays guitar with the Rolling Stones. Legend! 🎸 🤘
@AdamRasmussenAstronaut
@AdamRasmussenAstronaut Год назад
I love Pete so fucking much. That man entertains just sitting there suckin' on a can of water.
@tripppyy
@tripppyy Год назад
After the new trailer I think The Machine is going to do so great the flood gates will open for other comics to do fun passion projects.
@tsedubgyatso
@tsedubgyatso Год назад
One can only hope. I for one would like to see a world war 2 Buddy comedy with Mark Normand Sam Morril Joe List Shane Gillis and they rescue Ari , you can have a sequel in the pacific theater with Santino Chris disteffano and Theo Von as pows with Bobby Lee as a Japanese guard who befriends them
@clintonleonard5187
@clintonleonard5187 Год назад
Comedy movies are fucking back, baby! Yes!
@StoneyMeyerhoeffer
@StoneyMeyerhoeffer Год назад
3:29 It's Mel Tillis. And Hee Haw was the shit.
@Bluecrabsandsushi
@Bluecrabsandsushi Год назад
incredible Adam Driver. Incredible.
@pezzshnitsol
@pezzshnitsol Год назад
When looking for inspiration on how to end a Something's Burning look back at what Greg Fitzsimmons did. Forcing yourself to throwup the food that Bert just made is hilarious
@charlesraycooley
@charlesraycooley Год назад
I'm only about 5 minutes in I better hear this god damn Tom Hanks impression... the suspense is killing me.
@brettkreutzer6636
@brettkreutzer6636 3 месяца назад
No matter what, every time I see Jonathan all I can see is Oleg
@armyaj
@armyaj Год назад
Lol there was a part at 43:45 where pete sounds like the nerdy kid with glasses in Big Mouth lmao
@Datsyzerberg
@Datsyzerberg Год назад
I love John kite
@baschoen23
@baschoen23 Год назад
Hahahaha I was thinking the exact same thing about the wine in Serbia 🤣 The wine in Serbia stays finely in the spine
@JFFNNS
@JFFNNS Год назад
I believe Bert was talking about Mel Tillis that stuttered not Mel Torme lol
@DogsCatsSnacks
@DogsCatsSnacks Год назад
Damn...the Adam Driver impression 🙀
@paddocksproject
@paddocksproject Год назад
The irony in this episode is Pete trying to convince Bert to relax on one of the only cases in his life where he delays gratification (making money off his touring now).
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Год назад
Bert talks about Xanax in every single show, but claims he rarely takes it. Ok.
@DannyDeVitois79
@DannyDeVitois79 Год назад
It’s the Utensil ! All hail the Appliance !
@je__.
@je__. 8 месяцев назад
good episode 😂😂😂
@DavidLiotta
@DavidLiotta Год назад
Yessss Pete’s the best
@DxeDrakine
@DxeDrakine Год назад
I like all the homage to Rick Glassman's podcast quirks (: Hoorah
@ChuckHedden
@ChuckHedden Год назад
beautiful just beautiful.
@motelbobby4104
@motelbobby4104 Год назад
Get the beers, Pierce!
@noalmonds6993
@noalmonds6993 Год назад
The guy talking about proper english said, that that and have had. Real proper guy.
@bilk1234
@bilk1234 Год назад
If you’re in my town and I’m off, I’ll be there. This year or 10 from now. Unless you arnt funny 🤷🏻‍♂️. Love you bert
@AndrewSmith-pc8eq
@AndrewSmith-pc8eq Год назад
15 minutes in before he happens to mention he was Oleg on 2 Broke Girls! Driving me nuts, where I knew him from!
@maxmiller4589
@maxmiller4589 Год назад
Blood test for Colon Cancer is a Fit test, it's not super sensitive. Ideally you should have a Colonoscopy or an at home Cologuard test.
@livelifebythapig
@livelifebythapig Год назад
Heck yes
@derekedge2089
@derekedge2089 Год назад
Mel Tillis!!!
@MrAnd3rson
@MrAnd3rson Год назад
First glance I thought that was a Swazi on his hat 😂😂😂
@sappermills
@sappermills Год назад
Drinkin Bros needs more Kite!
@evansooper8928
@evansooper8928 Год назад
Kite is the man
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