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This segment was 20% responses and 80% flashbacks/story telling and i loved every bit of it.

“One kid won’t hurt” is how we ended up with one kid.

"Bird shirt " 🤣🤣🤣... damn dat girl was on a mission of "i take souls not names"..💀💀

James: "i dont think this has ever happened to me" Proceeds to tell 3 different stories 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The facial expressions, the flashback stories, the nicknames... got me creasing!!!

I love how Fuhad seems to know about all of James’s sexual exploits 👀oh you mean the crazy one or the wet wet ting 😂, I appreciate you guys love for each other ,you can have a conversation about everything , its how you guys relate to each other 🫂 it’s sweet to see and the funniest thing 🤣

🤣 One thing about James is not taking anything to the grave! Love him

The "he really think he doin something" gave me flashbacks 😂

Silent thoughts: "I should've stayed home 😒"

I don't think James and Fuhad know how blessed we are to have them on this planet! 💯 Laughter is good for the soul and they make me proper belly laugh all the time!! 🙏😂

“Say Less… Charge It!” 💁🏾‍♀️ Should be printed on a T-Shirt! 😂🤣

She said "bye" and I said "Raaaa?" I'm DED😭😭😭

James being knows as 'bird shirt' is the funniest thing all month 🤣 😂

"Maybe one kid won't hurt" got alot of men paying child support😂😂😂😂.

“They don’t care about your excuses or your blood flow” trueeee 😂

“This can’t be the reason your baby mama was fighting for”💔😂

I need an episode where all the exes who've been listening in all these years just air their feelings 🤣 Edit: wow thx for the love. From all the way in Barbados 🇧🇧

I love the way you boys word things lol - it makes your conversations so relatable 😂 - ‘say less, charge it…’

As women we sometimes we make the grocery list

Best podcast fr. The chemistry is untouched.

I don’t know how I landed on this video, guess I was just curious, but as a woman, listening to this conversation felt so nice actually because as women, we actually go through a lot of thoughts and emotions during and after sex but I never ever ever thought that guys went through so much too😂😂😂😂 I enjoyed listening man 😂😂😂 freakin’ hilarious!

I had a bad time and admitted it right after we laid down and we both burst into laughter. Bro it saved the night 🤣🤣🤣 Got it an hour later after some conversation

I feel like I'm sat in on a group therapy session 😂😂.

Has to be "waste of sin" for me 😂

i genuienly appreciate their heartfelt honest stories about those embarassing moments in mens lives, it was beautiful

8:02 "denied me to my BEST FRIEND" Fuhad and James bromance

"God!Zeus!Help me!!!" 😂😂😂

I laughed during the deed, pulled up my pants and said: I just can’t do this. He rung me relentlessly for 3 days.

Man I feel fuhad on that "bye" one 🤣🤣🤣🤣 went to go meet a bad shorty one time. I wasn't prepared for the demand the same day I slid in the dms. I get to her crib and she waiting for me in lingerie but when I start looking around the house I couldn't stop focusing on the random clutter and mess all over. My young dumb ass didn't say it silently in my head during the dead. I actually asked mid pumps " yo wassup with all this mess, shit look crazy in here" lmao I got ejected. That "bye" will forever be hilarious.

Seeeeee that "maybe 1 kid won't hurt" thinking smh OMG my husband was without sex for 2 weeks after I got my birth control removed because in 2 more weeks I was getting my tubes tied and didn't want anymore kids. We have 2 older kids already & I've been trying to get my tubes tied since my 2nd was born 6 years prior. I was desperate to keep him off of me til the tubal but once my BC came out I was hit with a huge wave of horny ass hormones and he tried to resist me. But I started teasing & toying with him and eventually he snatched my lil ass up we went at it Christmas weekend all day everyday with just the pull out method. But one of those nights he caught me with a whisper in my ear begging me to let him bust in it because he couldn't pull out & didn't want to so my horny ass said yes Daddy and long story short I just had our 3rd baby and NOW my tubes are tied 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

they never fail to disaapoint time its almost midnight and im laughing alone🤣🤣lol'ed way too much

13:30 - You break them off proper 100 times and it's all good... Then you drop a single 5 minute performance, and they act like you just shot their dog.

You guys are actually hilarious. I could listen to your podcast on loop all day.

Bird shirt😂😂😂😂😂 neck breaker 😂😂 Babe noooooo. ..I am crying

My ADHD will get distracted by my thoughts, but my mans knows how to put me back in the game. 🤣👌🏾

Fuhad " charge it.." 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imma break a knuckle in them sheets 🤣💀 4:13

I've had moments as a woman where I've thought to myself "1 kid wont hurt"

Not my cornrows showing under the wig 😩🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad is beautiful.

Nah Fuhad that "bye" broke me. You're strong taking that shot 😂

My "one kid won't hurt" is due in a week😐 don't be like me.

It kills me that people still think pulling out will prevent pregnancy. Guys said that when I was growing up but it’s been decades. How did that make it to the 21st century?

I click so fast as soon as a notification pops up that I don’t even know what I’m walking into 🤣 never disappointed

Every man remembers that ONE time when he didn't deliver. Still haunts me to this day. I had excuses, but i messed up on every aspect of handling that failure

"Its really not funny...but its hilarious " 😩🤣

You guys clearly don't know how frustrating it is for a woman to not get wet, not feeling the own swelling and not feeling the heat where it should be. When he is working his ass up but nothing happens between our legs.....damn frustrating.

They don't care about your lack of blood flow. 💀😂

I listen/watch this podcast whenever I’ve had a tough week. There is no way you’ll remain gloomy after these sessions 😂

the way i've been scrolling thru y'all's videos for MINUTES now. thanku for this.

I love this podcast, I'm South African, I sometimes don't get y'alls humor, but it's fxking fun watching you guys laugh like that... I live for the good Tv show and movie recommendations, Y'all bare put me on to Servant, Dahmer, For All mankind, and I just watch the World War 1 movie from last week, Good stuff 👍🏾... Keep up the good work... 🇿🇦 RSA

Y’all really help me understand more of the male mind while cracking jokes and it’s great🐩

there are things that they talk about that I never thought men think about ...educational

He had the nerve to tell me his blood was not flowing because he could not resist

I'd love an episode or a segment of "Spicy DMs" I'm sure they've received a few .

That was my thought, we ended up having twins 😫🤦🏿‍♀️😂🤣😂🤣🤣. He took the waste man route though, last I heard he's on the run from immigration. Also I didn't mind having one because I found out my mum was going blind and I wanted her to at least see her first grandchild. God had other plans

Fuhad wouldn’t be Fuhad without “it’s one of those ones where” 10:08 😂😂😂 at this point I know when he’s gonna say it

Bird shirt has to be one of the most disrespectful nicknames I’ve heard in a minute 😂

Imagine being the girl they're talking about, and you're watching this.... Girl what's going through your mind rn

I think about the chores and how much longer is this going to take 😂😂😂

OH HELL NAH! Not Jada😂😂😂😂😂😂"Keep My Wife's Name Outta Your Mouth". It's the no context for me. She said what she said and left everyone to figure it out themselves 😂😂😂

To be fair, imagine having to put on an Oscar winning performance while feeling like the mattress he humped in 8th grade. Then comfort him while on fire cause you were dry the whole time, which may then lead to infection. We have pressure too.

James was so inadequate it caused the girl to move to New Zealand???😂😅

Zeus! Do sign, a earthquake?! You wanna go underground James!? 😂

"He's not gonna hear from me after this." Boy, either the shit was mind blowing, or it was awful. Ain't no in-between on it 😂

I've literally binge watched y'all vids. Mandem are toooo funny🤣🤣

“Be on my team” 🤣🤣🤣 lack of blood flow had me dying

I have def thought "blocked" after he talked about his exwife during the deed. Nah. No one has time for that.

I like to think that's a reference to Jada's character in the movie Set it Off. When she was in a bind and had to call Nate 😂 🤑

😂😂This is why u got kids …😅🤣☠️

🤣🤣🤣 I might be the problem since i'm thinking...he is not doing it right....just hurry up

'they don't care about you, or your blood flow"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Jada remark is in reference to the film "Set it Off" when Jada's character was sleeping with a guy named Nate. Nate was an older man that she was not attracted to who had affections for her. He also had money. She had to come to him for help and said, "I'm in a bind, Nate." In exchange for his help, she would have to reluctantly have sex with him in order to get the money that she needed

I once said to myself “I think I just fell asleep.. wish he would hurry up 😂” I was very drunk 😂

Their lingo is taking over mine 😭😭😭🤣

James thinking that all women have to do is show up, is why he didn't get called back. 🤣🤣🤣

Why was James wearing a bird shirt since he hates them so much 😂

There is psychology for women.

Fear of the Lord is the foundation of wisdom. Knowledge of the Holy One results in good judgment

"Be on my team" I can'tttttttt

"Your lack of blood flow" 😂😂😂

Bad times? I’d just want James to lie back and I’d tell him “Just focus on not losing your mind, darling”

Nah Fuhads laugh at 6:01 is fucking funny🤣🤣

Bird shirt 😂😭😂 nah I'm crying 😭😂🤣

When she says " he aint ever seeing me after this " , is when you respond " bitch , i dont wanna see you after this " 🤣🤣🤣

WHY IS FUHAD'S AUDIO ALWAYS LOWER THAN JAMES'. Sometimes I jump then James say soemthing, turn it down and can't hear Fuhad. smh

My silent thought: “I can NOT keep giving you the same feedback on a 4th round.”

Had a friend tell me once that he blurted out "its like throwing a hot dog down the grand canyon in here" outloud without realizing it lol

Idk how yall be thinking of something during activities. I just be so happy I can finally relax, play with stress balls. 😌

To be fair, for the "he's never hearing from me again after this" part. I know this isn't what they mean, but I've had that thought but like in the opposite way. I've never liked anyone seeing any side of me that I didn't painstakingly control. So if the sex was too good for me to focus, and I lost that control? Ghosted. Immediately.

“Please let this be over soon” 😩😂 blocked after this lol

Love these vids 😂😂😂. You guys have the best chemistry.

I love when they drop a lil sth for the weekend.

The next thread: “What do you say to yourself to delay the Nut?”

Is it in?

Am I the only one who’s like, “He came in 4 seconds. Phew! Hopefully that means he actually finds me attractive!”

James is so babygirl for that last story lmao

😂😂😂😂 I saw your videos on Facebook and am obsessed 😂😂❤

9:45 Damn, he did her so wrong she gave up on every man in the country 😂

After my friend bragged about her bf huge size I was really disappointed it wasn't as advertised...this can't be same D 🤣.