Hi I think you're DAD deserves more respect , sorry but he works hard and gets shot from every family member wtf . NOW as far as OREOS go you're dad can have severe clogged arteries from the creme fake filling that can't melt in the arteries it clogs them. But if your Dad started lifting weights at the gym , starting out slow and easy maybe his wife would show less cursing him out all the time and might find him irresistible once more ?? Just a thought ??