Sometimes, When He Goes Stinky, He Forgets to Hold Mr. Beeper Down and Winkles on the Wall (Ep. 249) 

Mike, your mom pulls no punches. She's a diamond!!!

I gave my late husband's eulogy and had them laughing also. Things always go better with a laugh.

No eulogy is ever easy to give. The fact that she made ppl laugh makes it a win in my book!! We want to remember those we lost in the best way and funny stories about them helps us heal.

I could listen to your Mom all day! She is wonderful 🤣

Hi Mike! Enjoyed seeing you on Gutfeld! Show. You've got a real gem of a Mom! Thanks for having her on. 👍

Priceless! Love seeing Mike upstaged (and cracked up) by his Mom!

Yo, Mike, I have a possible origin for the Mr. Beeper appellation. When my son was in elementary school, he was telling some story about a playground ball game and said, "It hit him right in the beeper." I stopped him. "The what?" "The beeper." "What is the beeper?" "You know like on television, they don't say the word, they just go "beeeep."

So good! Your mom is awesome! Of course, you are too, Mike.

Hi Mike, my six year old great grandson’s joke “ a little boy told his grandmother he had to pee, she said, say Whisper in place of Pee, the next time he was with his grandpa, he said, grandpa, I need to WHISPER, so gramps said “ well, WHISPER in my ear.

Ah..parents!! Mike your mum is an amazing, incredible and downright funny girl! She is so inspiring and you can tell that she is loving life!! Thanks so much for sharing this moment with us. I will be smiling and giggling all day! Peace and Love from Australia

Pure gold. Most likely, Peggy had the Dirtiest Job but she sure cleans up quite nicely. Moms are the best.

There’s nothing more healing than someone who can share funny stories about the dearly departed that can make grieving turn to smiles and laughter.

Great stories, your mother is a treasure

reminds me: my grandmother was sitting on our front stoop....the little neighbor boy came over and asked if she wanted to see the "family Jewels"....sure she said....it was a linkleter moment...grand mum not missing a beat....commented....Very Nice, very nice.

she's a gem Mike...👋😎👍congratulations on having greatness as a Mom...

I love your Mom! As I was changing my son’s diaper, his little cousin was watching and said “Look Mom, he has a honker too!” I laughed so hard. Kids are great!

Mike, treasure your Mom. Life is short. I lost my Mom last 9/11. Everybody! Call your Mom now and say Hi!! Thanks for sharing this, Mike!!

Mike.._you have the BEST mom ever! Daddy too. No wonder why you are so phenomenal 🥹

My aunt, and my very young cousin (4) were in a car accident. He was in a car seat so he was safe and no one saw any injuries. When they got to he hospital via ambulance, there was a great deal of confusion. My aunt had taken a turn for the worse and had to go to the OR, when my uncle got there my poor cousin was beside himself...not because of his mom so much but no one understood that he had a really bad problem. The doctor took my uncle aside (very masculine Italian man, my uncle is) and begged my uncle to tell him what a 'Wazoo' was because it seems that my cousin's 'Wazoo' hurt so bad. But he refused to tell anyone what a 'Wazoo' was. This was in 1988. My uncle died right on the spot (not literally) when he whispered what a 'Wazoo' was. The doctor in all the ER commission had to have him repeat it two more times, until the doctor shouted, "Oh his P*nis hurts, so that's why he won't go to the bathroom!" Seems the crash caused the car to get thrust forward and the car seat strap that held him in place in his crotch had caused my cousin's injury, it'd bruised him pretty bad so it hurt to pee. My uncle couldn't handle the boy using anatomically correct wording without mortification, so he taught him another word.

Mom is amazing!!!💜

I've read her books and I'll bet it was never dull growing up in that household! And I see where Mike gets some of his character from. Mike, you are truly blessed to have this woman be your mom.

Mike your precious Mom is HYSTERICALLY FUNNY 🤣🤣 and this is truly PRICELESS TREASURED BLESSING AND MEMORIES FOR FOREVER 💞🤗💞🤣🤣🤣🤣 I SHALL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT FOR GIGGLING FOR HOURS😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS MOM MADE MY WEEK BY GIVING ME SOME MUCH NEEDED HUMOR AND LAUGHTER BECAUSE IT'S BEEN A TERRIBLE WEEK LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY!!! GOD BLESS Y'ALL FOR THIS MUCH NEEDED BLESSING THAT IS A GOD WINK FOR CERTAIN 🙏🙏🙏🙏💞🤗💞

God I miss my Mom! :) Thank you for sharing your beautiful angel! So genuine and pure! :)

Thank You Miss Peggy Cheers from Pennsylvania Blessings 👍👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙏🙏🙏

Mike, Your Mom is gem. So geniune and so funny. You are blessed. It will be a best seller.

I love the expression ‘ I need to go stinky’. I’m going to start using it with my grandchildren. #1 or #2 can be confusing to them. I still want to put masking tape on my children and they’re in their 30’s.

She is SOO precious ! It's sad how times have changed...the ways of yesterday WAS amazing....there are no more Andy Griffith/Little House on the Prairie times...even back in the day when everybody was soo excited to sit around the tv on Sunday evening for Disney. Your momma makes me think back to those wonderful days of "yesterday" . Cherish that sweet lady EVERY day ! God bless yal.

‘Stinky Mr Beeper and The Winkles’ would be a great name for a band..

Thank you Mike, and a very sincere Thank you to your Mom.

Oh my, your mom is a hoot! Love her! 😂😂

Wonderful story, 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Thanks Mike, this short episode put me back into a Very good mood. What a quick 8 minute escape from this bizarre world we are living in..

I love your Mom ❣️❣️

This was great. I miss the way I heard it. And mornings with mom? I forget the title.

Having the best visual of the teacher’s face as the mother is explaining bathroom etiquette to her. God bless your mom😂

Mike! Your mom is right, you are an entertainer and are very entertaining! I've stopped watching network TV or listening to the radio. I choose to listen to Podcasts that add to my life rather than detract from it. Yours is one of my favorites! I started with the "The Way I Heard It" format and love the new longer format. I listen on my way to work and find myself sometimes laughing out loud and smiling spontaneously. I just love your mother! I can't wait to read her new book.

Mike, I sure hope that you send your mom flowers on her birthday, for Christmas, for her anniversary and twice on your birthday because I would hate to see what revelations she might write about you should you falter in your duties as her loving and adoring son... I'm just sayin... be careful Mike... not only does she have a pen and know how to use it, but... she's got several decades worth of really juicy dirt on you. God bless you and give my love to your mom. 😁😁😁😁

Your mom is hands down my favorite guest on the podcast. I could listen to her for hours. She is such a cool lady.

What a great mom. Explains Mike.

Thank you thank you...TRULY needed good to the soul laugh!

Mike, you have been a mentor, and a inspiration since day one with me. I've not been the best follower thru the years,for i just hate technology. Im kinda a old school guy that works with my hands and don't pay attention to anything else! But please understand..... im a metal guy, autobody to be specifically....but thru the 30 years of it... ive devoted my time to building a kit to turn ford vans into 4x4.. ive built the brackets to be the best..(AND YES,DUE TO LIFE I NOW LIVE IN A FORD VAN) ANYWHO....I have the kit,cut by water jet and on a zip/flash drive.. ive tried to give the Patton to wounded warrior organization,and several other to help people get where there minds go... but to no avail.if you have any hope, ideas for me... id love to here them... I ONLY WANT TO HELP PEOPLE.... PERIOD!!!! THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU DO,AND HAVE DONE!!

To funny 😆. Thank you Ms. Rowe 😊

Sir, you have the best parents ever.

I want that title on a t-shirt. What a conversation starter in any checkout line.

Humor is helping me get through a difficult time. Getting profuse giggles now😂 I would have loved to hear the entire eulogy ur Mom prepared for her good friend. She's wonderful! Another euphemism for a little boy's.. is *sounder* lol! Boys are special!❤️

I just listened to the Podcast and loved the stories! Thank you for sharing your life with us!

5 :00 or so lol. The teacher! Her eulogy had me belly laughing so hard 🤣 I cried!! And your spot on timing 😂 i swear you made me laugh so much that the neighbors dog started barking!!! I'm going to have to go out and calm him down! ( the 🐕 not the neighbor)

Everyone should have a mom like Mike's Mom! What a treasure and a blessing!

Best title ever!!! Love your mom!!! Bought a signed copy of her last Book!!! Amazing writer!!!

I'm her little Facebook friend. Mike you are the luckiest man alive to have her for a mom.

Mike, your mom is priceless.

recognized your mom and thought it was you nit holding down Mr beeper. ty rowe family for making me laugh!

Great episode, love when your mothers on Mike.

Your mom is funnier than most comedians I’ve heard I love her stories

Mike, I'm new to your channel and thoroughly enjoyed your interview with Tyrus. I then signed up for the podcast and to my surprise I heard you singing barbershop again!! In a "previous life", I was a member of 2 Sweet Adeline choruses for eight years and loved it!! My spouse, a pastor, will try to meet with the family before the funeral service to get to know about the deceased before he/she died. He will ask for light hearted stories, so his homily will be uplifting to the people who came to CELEBRATE the life of the deceased. That's why when your mom said "audience" it surprised me.

Mike, your mom is a treasure!

I just love your mom

👩🏻‍🏫🥰Your mum is the quintessential, soft spoken, loving teacher. One hopes everyone will experience a teacher as wonderful and caring as she obviously is at least once in their lives. Also, it is clear she is an excellent mother. She raised you well. There’s nothing greater to behold than a hard working, American man WITH A GOOD ATTITUDE. Except, maybe a happy, hard working woman. 😊 Like your mum. Thank you for the all the work you’ve put in to showcase👷🏻👨🏾‍🏫🧑🏼‍🏭🧑🏻‍🍳👩🏼‍🌾 American’s hard at work & play. We need more television with positive attitude & energy to balance the drama filled, nightly soap operas like sagas they call news. It is teaching future generations to be victims and weak in character, split families are normal, men/fathers are ignorant & women/mothers are b*tches; parents are unnecessary. Apparently instead of strong and decent role models, they believe children can raise themselves with help from a government that only teaches poor work ethics with all their handouts OH MY…My apologies. Guess I need to get that off my chest. One Stepping down. Soapbox put away. I guess a simply thanks for all you do would have sufficed. 😉

Wow. I needed levity. I got it. Thanks!

I love it so much, listening to your mom. Greetings from the Netherlands.

The physical resemblance is obvious, but more importantly, you can quickly tell from where the wit and dry sense of humor originates!😂 Well done Rowe’s!

What a lovely lady.

Reminds me of my por nephew when he was potty training and was so skinny he had to hold himself up on the seat and mr peeper would pop out and he'd winkle on the wall. First time I tyold him, "Push that thing back down!" So he took a hand off the seat and fell in.

While growing up with 5 brothers, all 1-2 years apart in age, and being little hellions most of the time, my mom one time tied us all to the dining room chairs with dish towels. My grandmother, her mother came over while we're all tied up and told my mom "You can't do that". My mom retorted "I already have". We all laughed about this until my mom passed 4 years ago. My bothers and I still laugh.

Bahahaha! The title is why I watched this! Still laughing🤣🤣😂😂🤪🤪🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Oh please, publish the entire video of your episodes ❤️ I just love your Mom ❤️

Mom needs her own show, Mike! I think we can all agree? 😊

Just love these exchanges. As always, the Rose’s know how to entertain!

Your mom is great!

So now we must hear from everyone....the interesting names they have for Mr. Beeper. In our house, it's just run-of-the-mill, "winkie". (Referencing Wee Willie, though don't tell my son that.) From my grandma, "wink-a-tink".

I have enjoyed your shows for a long time as well as your commentaries, I now see where you get it from, your parents are great! Keep doing what you're doing!

I love your mom!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 can't stop laughing!!! Thanks 💞

Your mom is a treasure. I can see her personality in you.

What an American gem!

Well, now I understand "Dr. Beeper" from Cadyshack!

Mr. Beeper, funny! I taught my son to call it “Winkie.” Imagine my shock when his grandfather was trying to help him in a public restroom and my precious child screams out “Don’t touch my Winkie!”😳 His grandfather was only ensuring that his zipper was up. Thank God no one else was in there!

Best title ever.

Looking forward to the kindle version of this book, got the kindle version of your first book on my phone. I love it ! Greetings from Dublin Ireland.

I see a lot of similarities between Mike and his Mom. 😀

Love the story😍😂

Beautiful!

That was priceless !

i just listened to ep 177 'the way i heard it' where you lay out why the change of format happened. i had noticed the latest ones were long and just conversational, so i went back to listen to the ones i missed, and to find where the format changed. i am really bummed out about it, but i guess i understand the reason. you're a good man, but the older format is still some of my favorite stuff ever, great stories... i'll have to start them over. cheers.

Your mom is a national treasure, and the video title is inspired.

That was hysterical 😂😂😂

Thanks for the laugh

Our high school Health teacher used correct anatomical terms with his kids. A girl in the class was completely shocked by this and said just about the same thing Mike's mom said. We didn't laugh because the teacher was also the football coach and a semi-pro linebacker.

Loved this!

Love Mike and Mom... Here's my wish: the man who has had his hands in the dirt in all 50 states STARTS tackling the dirtiest job in America one bite at a time like any elephant. And for that matter maybe it's time everyone started rolling up their sleeves and stopped being so tolerant of this mess.

Move over Mike,,,, Mrs. Rowe has the floor!

I am SO pre-ordering a Kindle Edition!

I love when Mrs Rowe is on. I think chuck should produce a podcast with her weekly. And I really wish the entire podcast was on video.

Thank you

I laughed so hard I had to Mr Beeper down to avoid winkle on the wall!

I really like her. She is 👍

That happens to kids, i thought only us old guys!

My grandson has WHGSHFTHMBDWW it's not a laughing matter. HAHAHAHA Until now!

Hilarious

i just truly wont to know, when does mike rowe seriously consider a presidential run. i would vote for you in a heartbeat.