Son Challenges Father To Front Lawn Fight 

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Didnt know my dad but my grandpa who raised me was a marine, 65-ish. I was 16 and 240lbs in shape. Worst mistake I've made, not even totally sure what he did exactly, all I know is my throat, head, stomach, and shoulder all hurt and i couldn't move for a few seconds on the ground while he stood over me, lit a cigarette, and said, and I quote, "You'll need another 15 years before you got a chance." Loved him more than anything.

At 19 I was dumb enough to challenge my dad and his brother to a fist fight due to some liquid courage. They begged me to sit down and just shut up but I wasn't hearing it; I just had to show them who was boss. It didn't end well for me. I never got to apologize or look back on the moment with laughter with dad. He passed away just a few months later. If he were around today I'm sure I could take him tho.

My son is awesome, beyond proud of him. He's 17 now and the same height as me, maybe a half inch taller. Taught him since he could walk to defend himself and he's a scrapper. The past 6 months he's been working out a lot. A couple weeks ago he was mad at me cause I wouldn't let him go out of town with friends. He's very respectful but said "I'll fight ya for it". I could never hit my son but told him "sure, let's go outside"....and we did. I told him "whenever ur ready come at me". He charges and tried to take my head off....in 5 seconds I had him wrapped up on the ground like a pretzel. "YOU WRESTLED UR WHOLE LIFE, THIS AIN'T FAIR!". So I said, "OK, I won't take ya to the ground". So he starts swinging and I'm blocking and dodging his punches til he is tired af. "HOW DO YOU MOVE LIKE THAT? YOU'RE OLD!" I said "I'm not 40 yet, try again next year bud". He handled the humiliation pretty well, and actually started letting me teach him boxing again. But to be honest, in another year he's probably gonna whoop my ass.

Grew up wrestling my dad all the time. I was about 12 when I outgrew him and finally pinned him down for the first time. I told him "What are you gonna do now, old man?" He jammed his finger in my eyeball and it was over. He stood up and told me "You may be bigger than me but just remember, the older I get the dirtier I fight" I learned my lesson.

When I was 13 I tried to fight my dad. He literally just picked me up, turned me horizontal, dropped me on the floor, then sat down on me until I gave up lmao

I don't remember ever challenging my dad to a fight. But I think I might when he comes back with the milk.

Me and my kid say, "Im gonna fight you so hard!" After watching this story, All the time!! 😂😂😂

Not me man, first time my son fought me he was 5. He stepped into my room and with a soft pallet and through missing teeth said "I'm going to kick your ass." I thought it was cute until he charged up on me and punched me right in the nose as hard as he could, blinded me, laughed and ran away. NGL I was kind of proud of him.

As a kid from the 80s this is true af. I never fought my dad, he was a Vietnam vet with skills, tho. You're a funny dude and look forward to watching more!

Haha my step kid tried that with me once at 15. I caught his fist, had it behind his back and then gave a little tappy tap to the back of his knee to send him to the ground in one smooth move. Held him there just long enough for him to contemplate his decision... and then helped him up. Dusted the grass off his shirt and said "you're gonna need about ten years and 50 more pounds to do that.... now go clean your room like I asked." He never told his mom... and I respected that. Now this is the same kid who, at around 12, came home from the park crying with a bloody nose. Some bully apparently. I asked why he didn't defend himself and he said he didn't want to get in to trouble. I looked him in the eyes and said "Only way I'd be pissed is if you started it. Do you understand? He nodded yes, so I followed with "tomorrow you are going back to the park. Don't say nothin. Just walk up to that kid and pop him just like he did to you. You got it?" He nodded yes again, so I finished with "now if you take him down, don't stand over him and taunt him. You ask that kid if he wants to keep going. If he says he's done, then its over and you help him to his feet. You do that, and he'll be your friend for life. Got it?" Next day the kid shows up at the house with his new pal, bloody nose gushing all over the kids teeshirt. I grabbed a bag of peas from the freezer and some tissues, got the kid situated and then made them some lunch while we waited for the bleeding to stop. The nose wasn't busted. No cops were called. No parents were involved aside from myself. Handled.

My dad always said, boys if you don’t want your whoopin for doing wrong, then just say it when ever you feel froggy boy. And at 14 I thought I was old enough to get punched rather than over a knee. I turned around with hands tight chest swelled went to say some loud mouth shit, and had a left upper cut straight to the chin. I came to, with him dragging me by my foot back into the yard. Saying “come in, wake up boy, you’re fine, you won’t ever get hit that hard again, you’re fine come on” and I laid there for a minute gathering my thoughts. And didn’t want to get up I was humiliated. Dad came out with a plate of food a beer and a hand shake and said young man. I reckon I won’t put you over my knee anymore. But if there is something done wrong, when it’s addressed. Be honest and be a man, and all will be fine. Lie to me or do your momma wrong, bet you won’t do it again. Yes sir. Ate my rib dinner had my first beer with my dad. And earned a bit more respect from him for standing my ground for myself even against who I saw as the biggest man in the world. He said it took courage and heart.

I stood up to my dad once. I don't remember what it was all about. I just stood my ground looked him right in the eyes and said "No sir." It never turned into a fight. I think he had a bit of respect for me in that moment tho.

I made salsa with habanero and didn't think to wash my hands before taking a piss... That was a life lesson

A moment of silence please for those who never had a father stick around long enough to fight with them.

I was 15 and put the gloves on with my Pops once. Once. Was out cold after laughing so fast my mom laughed her ass off at me when I got up. I Kinda forgot he used to fight for shits and giggles when he was in his 20's

My older brother challenge my blood father when he was 17. My father let Will take the first swing, then knocked him out with one punch. When he finally came to, my father said, when ever you feel froggy, jump and walked in the house. My other 3 brothers must have learned from Will's mistake, as they never challenged him and Will never did it again! 🤣

My dad would get pissed and charge at me like he was going to kill me. I’d have to run or I’d get smacked on the ass or the back of my head. I had enough and at age 16 I put my dukes up like I was ready to fist fight. I was even starting to sway like a cobra. That stopped him and he actually acted like I hurt his feelings. He got quiet and he said something like, “Hey calm down. What’s wrong with you.” That made me feel guilty. Ah childhood.

I've got 11 kids. 7 are boys, and 4 of 'em are now grown. I've had to rough up the older 4 at around 13, 14 years old when they thought they could handle me. I blame teenage hormones for the pain they received. One of 'em, though, got into a fight with a bully his senior year, and since kids film everything these days, I ended up seeing the video. He dodged 5 or 6 punches and then laid this kid out with a single straight right. That other kid was big, too. Bigger than me, for sure. Must be something in the water. Regardless, I'm glad I had to go hands-on with my kid when he was 13, rather than 18. He's now a Marine, and in my mind, I'd still work him if I had to. In my chin, though, I don't know.

I never really considered fighting my dad. I think he's crossed into the "old man strength" territory and I'm not sure I could take him on.

All the dad stories.. love it.. dads putting in the work, even step dads . Great work..

Joshs young self sounds suspiciously like Charley from always sunny. XD

I used to love dodgeball. Perfect opportunity to get payback on the school bullies. They could never touch me in dodgeball but they ALL took that red rubber to the face.

I don’t know man, I could towel my dad up by the time I was 16 but I still showed my respect for the man that raised me and provided for me

I’ve loved my father all my life he’s my best friend, he was a serious badass when he was younger too, army for 24 years, 12 active duty 12 reserves, drill sergeant for around 15 of those I believe(due to his unwillingness to go beyond e7 I believe, could be a lower rank anyone in the military can correct me if I’m wrong) , he did not want to become a paper bitch) anti artillery the rest of the time. Benched over 300 pounds and could run 6 minute miles with ease…. I’ve play wrestled with him when I was younger and even though I may not have always won, sometimes 6 year old me would get the better of him and put him in a rear naked choke that he showed me how to do… I would always be so proud after I won calling myself crazy jack and he would always say “I can beat jack, but I can’t handle crazy jack he’s just too strong” I really fucking believed I had the ability to beat him, and he was the literally Superman to me, I’ve never had the inclination to fight him when I got older, I probably was able to handle him when I was around 16 (he was 53 at the time I have an old dad lol) by the time I was 19 It was obvious i would win a fight with him easily, not because I had gotten that much bigger his age just really caught up with him… I never had the urge to fight him once, for me personally the thing that changed is my mindset, if we ever get into a bad situation whatever it may be, I need to protect him, not him protect me, if there’s some type of labor that needs to be done around the house, I make sure I get it done as quickly as I can so my dad doesn’t do it, he’s old, and he’s proud, and he’s capable… He loves to do housework and he’s great at it, I let him everything by himself as long as it doesn’t require lifting anything I know is too heavy or awkward I will not let that mans pride break his back

I don't think I can break down a door, I know I can! From experience, first try, and it did not just go in, the was an explosion of splinters. It was glorious!

Having a wedding with your loved one, memorable. Having a wedding with your loved one... with 90 seconds of shenanigans, priceless.

Oh God, I love this story! I'm afraid my teenage son might be at this point in his life, and me being a single mom, I'm totally planning on doing exactly what your dad did. Cigar an all. Ha!

If you're trying to break down a door, put your back against it, and mule kick the side where the knob is. It'll bust out the frame within like 3 kicks.

I love this story. I'm 35 and still can't take on my dad. He's a tough son of a gun 🤣

Josh looks like a cross between Tosh and Dane Cook 🤣

My son never tried to challenge me, which is probably one of the smartest things he's ever done.

Even at 69 when my dad was dying of cancer I wasn’t sure I could take him. I’m 6’4 260

At 19 my son thought he could take me. I made him agree to no head shots, because I didn’t want to hurt him . He never threw a punch and was laying on his back in 15 seconds

“IM HUNGRY” is so funny kids are so simple 😂😂😂

I was raised by a Marine from the Vietnam era. He's 77 now and i still won't try to take him.

When you think that your ready just remember those work boots that were new a couple months ago and the endurance your old man is gonna have when he wraps those giant bratwurst he calls fingers around your neck.... Your never ready LMAO

Him holding that pose @ 2:35 deserved way more laughter than what it got

Lol the thing about my dad he was a real cowboy. He grew up on the ranch he was tough, not tall but super strong. My older brother about 14 feeling his oats call our mom a female dog. Dad kicked the crap out of him. None of us ever again said anything bad about mom. My dad did tell me yrs ago how he threw spankings and punishments put the fear in the back of our brains. I'm so glad My mom and dad adopted me and my 2 other brothers. They were always there for us no matter what. Where I was suppose to go my life would be so different.

You describe my childhood! Growing up was all about prankin and jumpin the shit out of each other. My ol lady was the OG prankster of the neighborhood. Brings me nothing but great memories!

Dude, sharing this skit again only made appreciate it even more. Keep up the good work, you are hilarious.

I listen to this story like 3 times a year and I still laugh every time

My dad was a big strong scary looking dude who grew up in the hood. He moved away from the hood to protect us from the horrors he grew up in fighting for survival. He was accepted to West Point to play football. He chose my mom and a career as a teamster instead. He played semi-pro football in the 1970s, got a shot to play O-line with an NFL team. No one ever fought him. My eldest brother once tried to tussle with him when my brother turned 18. They weighed the same. My dad put him down like a toddler. It happened after my brother disrespected my dad, but followed it up by disrespecting my mom, which was unacceptable. After you see that level of domination and the way my dad's adult male friends and co-workers respected and feared him, you know better than to try anything physical with him. Imagine a 40-50 year old man who is 6'-6'1 and 235 lbs who can still run a 4.6 40-yard dash and easily lift his 200+ pounds over his head and throw it through the air. You don't mess with that guy. You call him "Sir" and do what he says. He was so traumatized from being abused when he was a kid that if he ever lost his composure and popped us on the butt for being bad, he would cry. He tried to get us to understand why physical violence was wrong. It was his last resort and only once he lost composure. He never hit me in anger, ever. It was always when he was disappointed and just reacted. He never caused me to cry or even bruise. It hurt him too much to hurt us. My brother forced my dad's hand after he insulted my dad and then mom, then attacked my dad. My dad didn't want to hurt him, so he just wrapped my brother up, put him on his back and held him there, in a dining room surrounded by glass dishes and China cabinets. He did all of this without rattling a dish. You don't see that and think, "Ah, I could take him." My brother is a selfish jerk who has mental problems. He is the only living person I know who has ever tried to have a physical confrontations with my dad.

Realist lesson in life . He pulled 50 jokes out of it . Nice

My dad was older when I was born 38. When I was in high school he would walk down to bar on the corner after work I would drive down a pick him up one night. A couple of bikers were in his face. I told them to leave my dad alone. Didn't end well for them. Oh at the time 6'3" 290 pounds. He told me afterwards nice work. He said he could still take me. Then he started laughing.

I fought my dad at 17. I won. One of my biggest regrets.

7:20 That would the most epic dodgeball game ever 😂

A1 comedy, I was 13 when I tried to fight my dad. Got one punch in and the rest was old man strength rag dolling a scrawny teenager. Learned my lesson that day lol. Rip pops, love you and miss ya.

My old man nipped it in the bud at 14. Grabbed me by my shirt in front of my buddy and lifted me up against the wall. Asked me if I thought could kick his ass. Lol. Genius move, that held him over till I was old enough to not want to out of respect. There was a little window in there that coulda got messy had he not done that. 😂

Amazing to see how he has changed and greatly improved as a performer. One of my favorite comedians for sure

I’ve broken down 3 doors… You just kick them at the lock.

I grew up with a family of five brothers, and my father boxed golden gloves in the Navy, and every Saturday night we used to slide the furniture out of the way in the living room, and in square off, he taught us how to box. You start from the youngest and you work your way up. But you never passed the one that was older than you the natural pecking order. But every once in a while, you gotta treat you gotta throw down with the old man! At 50 to 55 years old, he used to beat the stuffings out of everyone of us, openhanded!!!

My oldest son and I used to wrestle quite a bit until he turned sixteen (I was 36) and grew taller and heavier than me ) he takes after my father's tall, big boned side of the family - I take after my mom's short and lean side of the family. One day he managed to get me in a grip that I just could not get out of. He had his full weight on my back and his arms locked around my chest. I had to call uncle. I never wrestled with him again. Today, he is 26 and I just turned 56. He is 5'11" and I am 5'7" - he weighs upwards of 240 lbs. and I'm 190. I have a great body guard if I need it... 😀

Love that sound when you tattoo somebody with those red rubber balls. PING!!!!😵‍💫

my dad had that superhuman dad strength and was a large man and very quiet. I seen him tighten lugs on a car so tight the impact at the service station wouldn't take it off. I wasn't fighting that no way no how.

"I'll let you know when I have a bad idea" is going into my arsenal.

Me and my 2 next older brothers never even thought of trying to fight my dad. We learned from my oldest brothers mistakes. Dad let my oldest brother start with the first swing. My brother started his punch and when he was about 1/3 of the way through his swing my dad made his punch and before my brothers punch got 3/4 of the way to connect with dad, my brother was knocked out cold before all 225 lbs of him hit the ground 6 ft away from where he had been standing. The following year my dad and one of his friends were sitting in a bar that was empty other than someone sitting in a booth at the darker rear area of the bar when the local college football team walked in and thought it would be funny to make these 2 "old men" move and take their seats away from them. Dad's friend told them they need to learn some manners and to show respect to their elders. Those college punks got mouthy and asked who is going to teach them manners old man? Are you going to do it? Dad and his friend looked at each other and dad asked his friend "Should we?". His friend said yes and both of them stood up. Those 2 "OLD MEN" had the entire football team laid out cold in a flash then say down to finish their drinks. Neither of them even got hit but blocked every punch thrown at them. They left once they finished the drinks. The only other customer in the bar---the one who was hiding in the dark booth? My 2nd oldest brother. He said he had never seen anything like that before or since that day.

I couldn't stop laughing at the guy laughing like "hoa hoa hoa hoa"

My brother challenged our dad, a former marine, when we were young. The only thing dad said was, "Take your glasses off, son." I knew it was a bad idea right then, but he didn't. He figured it out really quick... he lost so fast.😂

"ill let you know" 😂

Fighting your dad is only fun if you don't hate him.

I still remember the sound of the dogeball 🤣🤣🤣

I was having a "Meh!" evening, tilll I saw this. Laughed my azz off. Thank you!

So stoked to see you live finally. Looking forward to your show in Baltimore

I was 16 years old and came in one night just hammered. I tried to sneak in quietly and managed to trip over the dining table and landed on my arse, waking up the whole house. My mother came out of their bedroom and was reading me the riot act to which a said shut the F up. My dad came out and said don’t ever talk to your mom like that. I stood up and said I’ll whoop your old… the next thing I remember was waking up on the front porch ~30 minutes later locked out of the house. The really sad part was that my bedroom was a converted back porch and I didn’t even have to go in the house to get there, in fact the only door was from the outside. Goes to show you I was not only not a badass but I was just SOOOO stupid. I really miss my parents. ❤😂

My nephew decided to try to wrestle with my dad when he was 15. Dad was in his 60s... Didn't turn our well for the youngster. Old dudes figured our BJJ before it was cool.

I've watched this series probably 50 times or more, and I still laugh just as hard as I did the first time! 😂

My pops slapped me to the ground one time for not mopping. I don’t even remember it, I just remember being on the ground looking up. 😂😂😂😂 I would never try and fight my pops. They called him boneyard back in the gap for a reason. Real street fighter

My father caught my fist in his hand and just shook his head. No fight needed after that

Dad has watched you grow up. He has seen & noticed stuff about you that you don't even know. He will own you before you know what day it is.

Our boys are in their twenties now and they still walk around their Dad out of arms reach. He used to grab them out of no where and pin them down as if the living room was a wrestling ring. I told him he traumatized them. He tells me he taught them spacial awareness 💀

Damn you Josh Wolf, you made me laugh so much...

A great summary of any family fight... Mom wins, even when she's not fighting.

6:45 “they didn’t raise themselves” oh yes the f*ck we did!!! That’s the hole problem 😂😂

2:40 when the edible kicks in

As silly as it sounds this makes it hurt a little more growing up without a father figure. The ability to do stupid shit like this and the man still has to love that poor boy.

Omg. This had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣

When i was in the 3rd grade my parents (Santa) got me a Xbox 360 and i loved it, but as the rest of the school year panned out my older sister began to enjoy it when I was at sport practices. But when the season ended i would go straight home, and discovered that my sister wasn't fond of me playing it so she would run home to beat me to my room, and I also was not fond of that. So as she locked me out of my room, I went to the end of the hall lowered my shoulder and ran full speed at my door, busting it off of the hinges and tearing the lip for the door out of the wall and causing the door to slam my sister to the ground and a break my stereo. It was a win win situation though. i now have a hilarious story to remember and i felt like a man that day lmao

That one person laughing in the background is DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! You all know who I'm talking about!!!

I had respect and knew better! I would of never fought or thought about fighting my father.

You are one of the funniest mofo's I have watched in a long time. You are funnier then some of the top guys out there no joke!

Never heard this guy before and I just got cussed out by my entitled spoiled 24 year old son .. I kicked him out and started to cry 😢 and this guy made me laugh 😂so hard I sent this to my 3 older sons.

Can't relate. There isn't enough alcohol in the world, to make me challenge my pops.

My kids, unfortunately for them, didnt get bigger than their old man, whom was a soldier and gravedigger. They get rowdy, they get reminded: “I brought you into this world, I can sure as shit take you out of it too” I still wait for the day that escalates past that lol.

That one lady's laugh sounds like that little creature that was always on Jabba the Hutts throne with him.

Damn. Great story telling and funny😂

My dad was a carpenter, laid bricks for a living and barrel chested 5 11 200 lbs. for never actually lifting weights the man was an OX

Lol dude... Reminds me of the time my dad dipped the filters of my cigarettes in some oil to ruin them and I swung on him. 6'7, 250lb man grabbed me by the neck and threw me out the front door lmao

I do not have kids but I laughed so hard at this 😂😂

I never tried my dad, he was 6’6” and an airborne paratrooper but I never had the want to, he was such a calm, cool and collected guy and always explained everything to me that he had me seeing things his way, truly a great man, RIP dad.. Now with 2 boys of my own, grown now, my oldest tried me a couple times and it was over in seconds, didn’t hurt him but put him in an uncomfortable position and explained to him that I’m gen X and raised by the best, had to show him how different generations grew up and we’re only 21 years apart so it’s probably going to be a long time before I’m decrepit enough for you to win

You need to post the videos of you getting scared !!!

Fuck yeah! 😆 🤣 😂 😹

I never fought my dad. Proof? Im still here. 😂

I went blind at 38, but I wrestled varsity for four years and did a year of pro training, grew up scrapping because my mother beat me all the time like Ike on Tina. I taught my 3 boys to fight. When I'd been blind for avout 3 months, my 17 year old actually shoved me to the floor. His mistake was following up while I was still on the ground. I threw him into a cradle easily, tagged him twice but not too hard, then rolled up and out. It was all done in less than 60 seconds. His brothers finished him because he'd committed the cardinal sin of hitting his blind mother. They still won't let him live it down.

your really need a Netflix special lol

“Hindsight being what it is “😂 How do you think that went? That was awesome!

It’s like hazing, of course everybody wants it to stop but if you’re in the group who isn’t taught about it, it’s really going to hurt bad when it finally comes along because everybody is into hazing. Corporate cubicle, prim, and proper job? They are the worst.

18:22 When do WE get to see this video?? 🤞

My late Pops taught me poke 'em in the eyes, kick 'em in the junk, scratch 'em, bite 'em, and if that doesn't work FIGHT DIRTY! Anything's better than an ass whoopin'.

I love the one woman's laugh