Sonic High School | Sundance Rejects 

EmpLemon *It is time to go to class*

HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic

I agree.

Poetry

Yes I have. He must do it with Charmy.

"And it was sexy to everyone"

Oh no!

STOP LAUGHING

sonics w h a t

Can't say that in RU-vid anymore.

@@12q8 I mean, you can, but there will be consequences

Vallis Daemonum “you will regret this” - Susan Wojcicki

I read Eggman as Egyptian for some reason.

Me too ;(((

The way he read it was kinda cute ngl 🥺

@@birdy6049 the sentence itself is cute

Makes up for the part where he's a little racist

@@DoctorCyan "despite making up only 13% of the population echidnas-"

@@geldundkokaine2569 6:38

Truly

Hm, quite.

A joy to read. Engaging from start to finish.

Ah yes the tales of Kithunkeant and king plantukatho. It has been BDG

Thank god they told us. If they didn’t tell me they were at school I don’t know that I would have ever figured out they were at school. God, this fanfics plot races along without any regard to human life.

She wasn't lying.

NOTHING BUT REGRET FROM EVERYONE INVOLVED

I'm starting to think she's secretely Eggman

Torin *foreshadowing*

We should’ve listened.. WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN?!

Yep.

I almost cried

its helpful because i keep forgetting where they are

Rupty, du auch hier :D

@@FAMILYGC69 I fuckin' love this guy!

That was some of the most based shit I have seen.

Sonic is a gamer

I'm pretty sure that was IH's edit there.

@darklordster twitter would dox the fucking kid.

he is actually the CEO of racism

Sounds like a My Chemical Romance song

I swear to god, Sseth is a gift from God.

Hey hey people, Eggman here

Some fans of this fanfic have created a supposed sonic highschool uniform, i got mine and its really nice

Lmao

No it’s limo

Limão.

Sonic: Nothing, said Sonic English Teachers: This is deep

@@salmonmankingoftheocean7624 no one: SalmonMan King of the Ocean: this is deep

OK

Apeiron1 No one: Apeiron1: SalmonMan King of the Ocean no one: SalmonMan King of the Ocean: This is deep

anarchyゥなビ No one: anarchyゥなビ : Apeiron1 No one: Apeiron1: SalmonMan King Of The Ocean no one: SalmonMan King Of The Ocean: This is deep

I should NOT be laughing! 🤣😂

"that's no good"

taking notes from shadow I see

"I don't like where this is going"

Look, you dont know what you're doing here

It perfectly shows how rumors are spread, great writing right there.

The testicular equivalent of jugemu

@@MHScald such a dynamic approach to storytelling where the finer subtleties are left up to the reader to determine instead of beating them over the head with it. Just like Edgar Allen Poe

Peak fiction

It just kept getting worse. First it was just his balls, the it was the whole tackle and shaft and by the end it managed to creep its way up the crack, too.

This should've been said in the video.

If only Mrs. Lesson wasn’t inspired by 1984

Dashlane you mean

I read that as "Dairy" and was confused as fuck at first.

"Woah!!!"

only gay people have balls i guess

@Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 are you ok?

@Flint_cock Wood_from-PS3 sometimes it's really hard to tell in youtube comments lol

@yo what’s good my homie Kinda lame joke tbh.

@yo what’s good my homie And this video was over a year ago.

Cale not entirely convinced it's not a bonus track on an MCR album

@@aidanlindell2260 this comment wins

I love that Ssethtzeentach is eggman

hahaha i can hear it.

it's 100% a band name.

Honestly this story gets Sonics traits out quicker than any Hollywood movie these days, where after an hour I still have no idea what the main character is about.

I can't believe sonuc sees women as an object im literally fucking shaking and crying he would never do this

Angry Kirby 😭😭

Fun fact: Amy is canonically 12 years old.

COZ ME BOI IS A SAVAGE

More like Bore Ragnarok And sonic is 16

Lol, I love how Internet Historian didn't say that part too.

Okay

@Xyre154 ok

Jimmeh Rulez okay

@@JimmehRulez are ya gonna add anything to the conversation? You're now going to say "o k"

No!! Not the gay ball problems!!!

Anything but the gay ball problems...

Wow I read this 666 likes right when the election crackhead thing

Thanks for your input,​@I gRape Babies​!

Ever since I first watched this about once a week I suddenly think “gay ball problem” and can’t stop laughing

Especially when it's being delivered by rabbi sseth

It could be an actually threatening line in a different context

@Potato King it do

X-Men! Welcome... TO DIE!

Creams only make my balls sweat like a thoroughbred

@@cfdeers O O F

True since "My Immortal" ^^

Bruh moment

When Tails ascended from the heavens in his perfect form and uttered the words "Please be happy", I knew we had reached the pinnacle of _all_ art and philosophy. This is it. We are in Elysium.

Maybe she just hates him

I like how she reads about his balls, then everybody thinks his dick also has a problem.

RAID: Shadow Legends

I love how the teacher is called "Ms. *LESSON* ".

It turns out that his ball problem is a disease that only occurs over 1 million years. It kills whoever comes in contact with it. I’m not even joking.

I mean, even I like to sit instead of walk now and then.

True, but if you can get to school in three seconds by running, would you really want to stand around waiting for the bus? Plus, he’d be sitting most of the day anyway since he was going to school.

@@half-trackproductions Fair point.

@@half-trackproductions but like most kids, the longer you can avoid being on school grounds, the better things are.

He wants to talk to his friends

Enoby was there too *L O R E O F T H E G R E A T E S T D E P T H*

@@zeche8477 Sonic was created by Enoby's abra katabra. Mrs Lesson hired the bullys that made jeff a killer. Jeff became voldemort.

fan fiction cinematic universe

Now we just have to relate this to my immortal more

The stucco surface wall

timestamp?

@@chacharealsmooth9215 8:22

the stucco surface wall

"What is wrong, Sonic, everything is right now," said Sonic. "No it isn't," said Sonic.

H E W A S B L A C C

The limo was broken eternally

Limo pool’s closed

It just says 'a person but darker', not a real person. But that doesn't mean the kek is toppable. 'cause I can tell you right the hell now friend it sure ain't.

Sup my Tigga

It also comes up as a plot point on how bad his poop smells

In fact it’s one of the best anime character arcs ever. Zuko’s redemption? Old hat. Obito’s corruption? Literally who? Sonic taking a fat shit is the real thing

I was bloody dying at that part

Oh you go to the bathroom and cry in a corner? Nah man I just shit aggressively like I just ate Chipotle

I'm not even there yet.

-•- -- ••--•- -

Scp 106

hol up

Dats rite

Ah, I see that you too have exquisite taste in Sonic fan fiction. Good shit Rusty.

All my favorite YTs have gathered. This is some Argonauts shit right here

Damn I didn’t think you’d be here

Oh great, it's him...

we need to get rusty to voice characters

'THE LIMO IS BROKEN..........ETERNALLY!!!!'

OK.

C o l o u r e d

yeah they look similar to us..

Sounds like me.

It's so fucking stupid that it turns back around into being good.

@Gamer Man Like a taking back sunday lyric

It sounds like something from oneycartoons

Here’s a theory... he wanted her to read it... he’s got a humiliation kink.

@@gigithegob9332 Oh yeah, call me balls itchy.

Guess he wasn't that fast after all

Benersan the Bread right up there with “welcome to die”

Most metal thing I've heard since the emo era

Ahahah

Bruh

You were watching this in public????

doesn't every device automatically pause stuff if headphones are unplugged?

Ferb Cosplay no.

@Higgs Bonbon no

It was a mad poop!

I just love that Internet's Historian's awkward pauses in that moment

It was a mad... p o o p

You could say that they are some kind of sonic...fan...club.

Spoilers!

Better that than it becoming erotic fanfiction

[Pumped up kicks plays in the distance]

There's actually 25 chapters of this fanfic and in chapter 4 Shadow says he's going to kill his parents lmao

“You’re too slow!” Said Sonic. Sonic was covered in blood (not his) and semen (his).

“”Nothing said Sonic,” said Sonic” said sonic

Sorry, I didn't notice it got cut until I started reading the comments! I remember recording and laughing at that line. Damn.

I for one appreciate that I'm not in this trainwreck.

I'm worried about that. The story gets way more funny later on with the disturbing content, I'm afraid it will get censored...

damn, he's abbout my age, and that reminds me of my Spyro fanfiction... Jesus, 13yo on the internet are full of cringe

@@NyesoEX I myself wrote a GTA IV fanfic (more of a shitpost really) when I was 15. I recently read it again for the first time in like 7 years and nearly died from the cringe

@@STLCODPS3123 yeah, i know what you, i won't even dare to look for my fanfic i wrote, i know it would be painful to read it of the ammount if cringe it exist there XD

The guy wrote another sonic story in 2019, he is still alive.

He who has not cringed, cast the first stone.

I mean probably better than sitting through most college lectures lmao

Yeah that must turn you on pretty hard if i have to believe this story.

What an alpha

If that isn’t romance, then I don’t want it

Bruh this dude really making aut with his gf 😳 Only at sonic high school 😂

GD Semi Epic game theory.

GD Semi Epic game theory

GD Semi Epic game theory

GD Semi Epic game theory

GD Semi Epic game theory

Fucking same

F

RIP

"Nic powiedział Sonik" powiedział Sonik

"What's wrong Sonic? everything is fine now" said sonic

You see, through the use of ‘now’, the author indisputably intended to outline how students are destined to enter school premises, sacrificing their freedom to the ‘class’. Furthermore, ‘class’ denies the students and teachers alike a name; could this mean that all involved are deprived of freedom? Perhaps the author’s message was that we should not spite our teachers, nay, for they are victims of the same system that we must endure ourselves. In addition, the repeated use of dull vocabulary, such as ‘said’ and the abbreviations ‘we’re’ and ‘it’s’ serve to highlight the monotony of school and the lifelessness that students undoubtedly will one day succumb to. On top of this, the tedious, unnecessary descriptor ‘Sonic was also at school’ could reflect how utterly pointless school must feel to these poor individuals. The writer’s craft is no doubt genius, and one that acts as a cautionary tale regarding the institutions of education that have become so commonplace and mandatory in the modern world.

Ben Hughes You are scaring me

@@emblemblade9245 he's simply displaying the fine craft of bullshitting and overanalyzing to make something seem deep

Lin C. is it possible to learn this power?

@@danielscott2292 study literature?

They should have etched this on the 9gag stone.

@@kndr2094 the whole script

Is this what you want the aliens to find

@@matthewcron8842 yes

@@matthewcron8842 in the inevitable extinction we'll bring about ourselves, this is probably the most representative thing about our species we could leave behind

Which justifies the limo driver being "almost a person". As you know, AI's trained by the internet tend to get a little _hittlery._

To me it sounds like a "romantic" fan fiction written by a 9 year old which is way too much into sonic the hedgehog.

@@sam-psonsmith9951 and then sonic did hot secks with amy

Haydut Eğeme understandable

@@emrekaraman6877 no, he *do* hot secks

Yeah he finished it After 22 additional chapters These were just the first 3 chapters out of 25

And G.R.R. Martin

Heck, even Sonic Team didn't finish the story with Forces

pretty sure it was intentionally bad. if that's the case then this guy is a genius

Pretty sure it's satire.

Yeah, itchy balls was the least of the author’s problems

@@llumas975 i think it's the smooth brain.

They had more than just itchy balls.

Gay ball problems*

@@Flycanjack To call them stupid is... not encompassing enough, somehow. Maddened? Driven to lunacy? Absolutely bonkers? Those sound more like it tbh.

"Lets go"

@@SeriousBusinessman. who are you? Why are you in my house? Can you feed me?

@@ShrodingeRen ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS AND MANY MORE ANSWERED IN *the field*

Like-persons-but-darker-colored are known to have mysterious insights that way.

Scp 283746-A the eternally broken limo driven by scp 283746-B Who looks like *REDACTED*

Lmao

tony stark from endgame be like that

Yeah but what about, "looked like a person but darker colored"?

@@Istayton95 dear god i'm glad i missed that one

@@husband-of-chinggis haha he didn't read that part out loud, he turned back haha. It's in the text describing the limo driver

Cognitohazardous reality-bending meme

@DANIEL RODRIGUEZ I mean it's a disease that becomes more complex each time it's discussed, seems like an uncontained anomaly to me.

@DANIEL RODRIGUEZ why... Apollyon?

the prom is tonight also

Everybody gangsta until Sonic catches a cognitohazardous version of SCP-610!

Spoilers D:

The Black Baron I disagree, I haven’t seen this video yet but I am now interested even more. Spoilers :D

Lmao

"You thought your first kiss would be with sonic but it was me, EGGMAN"

Box Man KONO DIO DA

Is Sonic a JoJo reference??? :O

Actuall jojo reference

It's broken E T E R N A L L Y

@@Karanthaneos how long will that be then?

Bendy Snowball E T E R N A L L Y

@@topazxy5809 oh thanks for clarifying

Bendy Snowball my P L E A S U R E

You are asking the right question there. Now I wanna refer you back to Sonics hygiene problem, have fun with that.

@@AldiePezeh I’m assuming he picked that one up from his dog

I'm pretty sure the bad writing is intentional - they're trying to imitate the style of Half Life: Full Life Consequences

@@GBart this was back from the time before people were writing this kind of stuff ironicly. If they did, then they're a fucking prophet and master of comedy.

@@LaskyLabs this pre-dates that?? Are you sure?

"It is broken eternally."

Ryan Gosling is dark colored, whaaaaaaaaaat????????

Wait hows he get here (also broken eternally hahahahahahahahahaha)

Who would have throught the idiot who wrote this was also a racist

EasyBakeOrphan wow aren't we edgy

Those were just the first two chapters. There's more. Good god is there more, and I read it all. Trust me when I say that these guys did you a favor by not covering the rest, because boy does it get worse.

@@generalrubbish9513 Good to know.

Mário Ďuráč Could you please give a summary without going too into detail? I’m curious, but not THAT curious.

@@holdguard4624 Honestly, I can't. I wish I could, but that whole fucking novel of a fanfiction is so chaotic and disjointed that there's basically no coherent plot for me to summarize. To give you some highlights, though, at some point Sonic eats out the lunch lady by sticking his entire head in her minge and then has to brush "vagina crumbs" off his face, and at another point, he goes all emo and dyes all his quills black, and then gets a fortune cookie at lunch and it says "You won't have any friends if you're black". Oh, and then he gets high on pot and beats the shit out of Amy. Then I think near the end the Chaos Emeralds get involved as if the author just then remembered they exist, and I think Tails dies somehow and they try to get the emeralds to resurrect him? Okay, my memory of the story is actually kinda foggy. It's been a long time since I've read it. But those are a few things that stuck with me.

Mário Ďuráč that’s a drug trip and a half

@barnyard No, consult the rhombus of knowledge first!

Oy vay

Whats with the jc denton avatars?

@@DrymouthCWW its a joke that some fortnite RU-vidr started with his zoomer fans, they don't know shit about dues ex tho.

Shalom

Cream, like, the character in the Sonic universe?

@@vouge6750 oh no

@@vouge6750 yessn't A.K.A Well yes but actually no.

@@Grumplebumple Yz

Step aside, Hemingway. We have a new master of prose.

Sometimes great art needs to embraced

Sometimes it takes time for true art to be appreciated.

This couldn't be serious

*5

You gotta start somewhere

you wouldnt think that if you read the rest of it

​@@golden-notWhat is he even talking about?

I'm afraid to look that up. I managed to read all of Sonic Highschool, which I consider a personal achievement,but I don't think I have a high enough cognitohazard resistance score for whatever the fuck you just described

Does it involve Sega, Anime, and Skrillex as the Triple Entente, and Nintendo as the Central Powers?

This sounds amazing.

Skrillex is an ok guy but geeze his fans are something else

That sounds like hell

What also won't help the Sonic Movie? Fixing the way Sonic looks while keeping everything else sh*t.

Wait when did it say it was the first day of school?

They're fast.

I guess you could say, that prom came around FAST that year lol

THAT IS YOUR FIRST ISSUE?!?

@@jozinek876 yeeeaaaaaaah

OOOHHHHFFFFFFFFF........... right in the real....

H.P. Lovecraft-style writing.

@@satriaputrapratama4703 oh those damn scientists calling poor people of color negros and other bad words! BE DAMNED SCIENCE YOU RACISTS SHITE!

ShadowZeroFlame Those evil spanish speaking people, saying that black is "negro"... xD

@@ShadowZeroFlame It's illegal to have anime pfp and use 'racist,' I hereby revoke your anime pfp privelages

bad but also good profile pic

Lol, ' is used for quotes inside of quotes, but I agree

@@gabobei1991 Ahh, til, thanks for the tip.

Im going to use that

Knudsen has a profile pic that makes him look like a dignified and well-mannered RU-vidr, like most of the other Tubers IH works with. But once you hear his performance as Sonic, that pic somehow does make him look like a guy who's really good at voice-acting, as we see here. At least, that's how I perceive his profile pic. I hope we get to see him again if IH and the rest of the squad muster up the courage to do chapters 4-25.

Haha Yes Yeah, not in his stupid bitch ass Mandalore voice. He is being his true self. Seth, the Ultimate Demon Warlord of ultimate the Destruction of The Child Rights.

A warm thanks to the many members of the merchants quilde, generiously funding and bankrolling these videos you're all truly wonderful, have a good one.

HEY HEY PEOPLE

HE CAN'T GET OUT THE CAGE

They're set in the same universe actually.

I thought Mandalore was a great choice too

You noticed as well I see

Same

Gay.

I legitimately cannot watch because of how disgusting tails looks

@@nicolasnunez8388 lol

farm boi?

Might have been written by a horse girl

Yeah, that whole part with the stucco and the rest gave it away.

Either an older sibling was asked to write that section or it was copy pasted from somewhere else

My guess is they heard it in a movie or have a family member who says that phrase a lot.

My hero

"Understandable, have a nice day"

All around me are familiar faces...

My current age is 14 and I find this philosophically deep.

Bruh

You are not wrong

No, they took more care into Sonic's neighbors dealing with the poop than the rest of the fanfiction.

You were expecting some form of overused JoJo reference... TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!

Where did his tshirt go?? After he ran to the bus

you were expecting another jojo reference but nobody expects the Spanish insquition

@@erenyeagar2928 he ran so fast it fell off

I legit thought the same thing!

I think every highschool has that strongfat guy.

The way I read it, he's taking two seats with his legs or something (the fat avatar was IH's addition) 😄

Even better, in the original story, the author specified that taking up two seats on the bus was against the rules of both man and god.

@@faultyvideos2215 and in chapter 5 he lies in the middle of the aisle because now the limits were the alpha and the omega.

​@@faultyvideos2215 every day of my life i think about the fact that knuckles was going against the rules of both man and god. it's been years.

Wait...that voice came out of Frederik Knudsen?!

@@pixelbucket8884 Knudsen did a pretty good Morty impression on Internet Historian's Redoing GoT vid too. Guy's good with his voice.

it's so weird seeing Knudsen's voice acting on the internet historian skits as in his regular down the rabbit hole content his voice is so composed, calm and monotone

He sounded like a white Chris rock

Who voiced who? Fucking hell... but yeah, you're right, the guy doing Sonic is amazing.

Now or when he wrote this?

@@Venislovas when he wrote this he was 7 yrs old and his friends did tell hom some weird shit.

I wonder if hes gonna die of cringe when he sees this in 10 years.. :D

or maybe he got lice in his balls who knows

Shit's sad

BorisDoesStuff first thing I thought of when I heard that line lol

I don't know why but that was my favorite line

X men welcome to the die

the kind of statement i wouldnt be able to distinguish from a biden comment XD

@@jaycoops6886 I’m pretty sure internet historian changed it from something actually racist

Sounds like something Michael Scott would say. @Jay Coops no it actually says that on the fanfic

@@tubasil8786 why the fuck would he even?

Its also a great example of "chekhov's gun" why do we need to know what the limo driver looks like he isn't apart of the story in a significant way?