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Sorry Atashitne EP 12 You Are a Turtle
Sorry Atashitne is an unfiltered Lebanese comedy podcast, filled with dark humor and absurd stories. It publishes on a bi-weekly basis.
It is not recommended for the faint of heart.
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@توغوبنموري
@توغوبنموري Месяц назад
بتابعكم من قلب الخيمة من غزة.. لما واحد يسألني كيفك بحكيله متل كيف جواد 😂
@choumaken
@choumaken Месяц назад
♥️
@Alaaissa57
@Alaaissa57 7 месяцев назад
guys respectfully ! nteko nazlo more videos ... merci
@silentkiller7533
@silentkiller7533 7 месяцев назад
Based Podcast. We want to create a new religion called “Jawadism”.
@ahmaddavidrifkin7988
@ahmaddavidrifkin7988 7 месяцев назад
Javadizm
@wkMindset
@wkMindset 7 месяцев назад
This is truly a masterpiece. This story is both fascinating, and puts our sense of ethics to test. Firstly, Jawad, the protagonist of the story escapes prison. This is against the law and is a punishable offence. In the midst of this situation, Jawad's friend Rana helps him, by allowing him to stay in her house. This is where the dilemma appears. Should Rana be punished too? On one hand, she harbors a criminal in her home. On the other hand, we can appreciate her friendship. How do we determine if these are good values or not? Even further, can we truly criticize Jawad for escaping prison? As he said, marwan habib sexually assaulted him. Moreover, while running away from the cops, his penis faced a very severe injury, and if Rana did not help him, Jawad would have faced a dire situation. The second arc of the story comes when Jawad is unable to pay child support. By giving his baby to creepy old guys, Jawad is ensuring the custody towards someone who can "pay" for the child and his needs. But is this ethical? As we know, creepy old guys are not known to have the best reputation in terms of interacting with children. I believe this is so wittily written, it truly deserves an Oscar, as it puts one's morals and system of values to the test. We can sympathise with Jawad for his problems, or we can adhere strictly to the law, and condemn Jawad for his treacherous acts. Or, we can have both sympathy and criticism for Jawad.
@nadimchidiac327
@nadimchidiac327 7 месяцев назад
Bro yelaan ayree
@CrsCrs-q5c
@CrsCrs-q5c 7 месяцев назад
ayre bi jledtak shu he 😂
@edlebanon4112
@edlebanon4112 7 месяцев назад
😂😂
@dia9550
@dia9550 7 месяцев назад
The narrative of Jawad's escapade from prison, aided by the complicit involvement of Rana, unfolds as a disconcerting tale marked by a series of reprehensible choices. Jawad's initial evasion of legal consequences already establishes a foundation of ethical ambiguity, showcasing a willingness to disregard societal norms and legal boundaries. However, the story takes an even darker turn with Jawad's decision to impregnate Rana and subsequently abandon both her and the child. This act not only underscores a severe lack of personal responsibility but also reveals a callous indifference to the emotional and financial repercussions of his actions. The gravity of Jawad's actions becomes particularly egregious when he opts to relinquish paternal duties by giving the child to creepy old guys, ostensibly due to financial constraints. This decision reflects a profound failure to recognize the moral obligations associated with parenthood, as well as a glaring absence of empathy for the emotional well-being of both Rana and the child. Jawad's narrative is a stark portrayal of a character driven by self-interest, demonstrating an alarming disregard for the long-term consequences of his choices. Moreover, the repercussions of Jawad's actions extend beyond his immediate relationships, as his irresponsible behavior contributes to a broader societal impact. The story serves as a cautionary tale about the far-reaching consequences of individuals who prioritize their personal desires over the well-being of those around them. Jawad's lack of foresight and ethical consideration paints him as a deeply flawed character, leaving a trail of broken lives and shattered relationships in his wake. In examining this narrative, one cannot help but be dismayed by the profound moral deficiencies that permeate Jawad's character, prompting reflection on the importance of ethical decision-making and personal responsibility in navigating the complexities of human relationships.
@alburaqi
@alburaqi 7 месяцев назад
Jamul is this you
@hassanahmadkhaled9734
@hassanahmadkhaled9734 7 месяцев назад
Basseeteen w mish fake ... arwa2 w aznakh w ahdam w ajjla2 w anyak w agba w azka tnen .. jad betsheddu il intebeh, mujmou3et tana2udat madroube bil mixer tal3a ma3a khaltet il tereekh .
@franciemcfrances9979
@franciemcfrances9979 7 месяцев назад
Lovely as always, please can you add English subtitles la nfarje l ajeneb our national treasure
@alabde
@alabde 7 месяцев назад
وايررررر متى حتنزلوووو كمان ؟؟؟ كل يوم بدخل بشوف اذا منزلين فيديو او لاااا ، بحبكم❤
@MarkRentonreal
@MarkRentonreal 7 месяцев назад
Jawad rja3 lbos brutel
@adamamoun9298
@adamamoun9298 7 месяцев назад
jawad kan byeshbah freddie mercury awal episodes
@christiansaab2891
@christiansaab2891 7 месяцев назад
fgheddy meghcughy
@stayhuge2925
@stayhuge2925 6 месяцев назад
لتأسيس الدولة الايرية ..بايري
@choumaken
@choumaken 6 месяцев назад
شكرا للدعم ❤️
@mohammadsayegh1240
@mohammadsayegh1240 6 месяцев назад
ليش الوطن العربي كلو صار يكتب بال english عادي بيفهمو عربي😅؟!
@ىلببنقن
@ىلببنقن 7 месяцев назад
مدري ليش احس اني السعودي الوحيد الي يتابعكم
@Artemis985
@Artemis985 7 месяцев назад
حرفيا كل شي هون خصو بالpop Culture اللبناني كيف عم تفهم
@Ralvy
@Ralvy 7 месяцев назад
صدقني we can relate @@Artemis985
@LAMARS-kq3yf
@LAMARS-kq3yf 7 месяцев назад
اوه شيت انا بعد اتابعهم
@LAMARS-kq3yf
@LAMARS-kq3yf 7 месяцев назад
@@Artemis985 they are make me happy
@Rex_houLa97
@Rex_houLa97 7 месяцев назад
كيف عم تفهم
@14alexander
@14alexander 7 месяцев назад
“Do not worry, I won’t say the name of the podcast” jayde
@nonamenoname2977
@nonamenoname2977 7 месяцев назад
I understood the reference
@mohamadjamall
@mohamadjamall 7 месяцев назад
Ktir jayde
@s.ww.n9237
@s.ww.n9237 6 месяцев назад
0:42 mayra mentek ekht ldenye sarli tlat chhour mech 3m tali3 walla lira w 7asses enno daya3t 7ayeti kella akher sab3 tmn sninw khadt hole dissension making be 7ayete kel ely b 3omri sarou bi oghopa kel chakhs habaytou bi 7ayete fal w tarakni wsar b3id 3ani wmafi 7adan b yhebne wkel leyle 3m bnem la7ali 3a takht kbir w 3m b7s b we7de w zhe2t mn 28 senet we7de so .. i feel enno im hitting wrong button w it's very difficult bjreb elhi 7ali b kteer ossas to feel creative w jreb elhy 7ali b ossa heyke ed7ak 3a 7ali tazid l effececy taba3i to feel productive bss b3eich bblad kteer sa3b wkel w2t fe nou3 mel precious akho sharmuutah mn l3eyle wmn l mujtama3 w men ashabe w mn lloneliness w heik i feel th..
@JauadAlhamaed
@JauadAlhamaed Месяц назад
Listen, it burned with me, everyone tells me kefak jauad Find you a solution
@MrQaimari
@MrQaimari 7 месяцев назад
Ento jama3a underrated 🔥, bas sheel el autofocus 3an Rana/Ghana, not sure shu esmha tbh 3shan bteldagh
@ledkareem727
@ledkareem727 6 месяцев назад
Hahaha it's rana... Shu meshklit el auto focus 3layha ma fhemet
@majdieid1063
@majdieid1063 6 месяцев назад
3m yroo7 el focus@@ledkareem727
@TheWorldSucks
@TheWorldSucks 7 месяцев назад
Love these 2 ❤❤ keep producing more 📈📈
@doubledoubleuww2565
@doubledoubleuww2565 7 месяцев назад
You should upload podcasts more often Love u from Syria
@motaz0ash
@motaz0ash 6 месяцев назад
‎‏Please don't ‏suddenly disappear like everything else great in life , keep it مأيرا guys 😂 all love from libya 🇱🇾
@khaledabdulhameed469
@khaledabdulhameed469 7 месяцев назад
تقريبا انا مسئول نشر البودكاست فمصر 🤣🤣♥️♥️ بحبكم نيييك فشخ
@edlebanon4112
@edlebanon4112 7 месяцев назад
Potcast ekhet man. , jawad khel2en lal potcast ktir awe , rana ktir awiye ❤🔝
@RyanShaar-h6q
@RyanShaar-h6q 7 месяцев назад
Being an expat, sitting in my tiny room enjoying my first day off since 10 days while watching your episode and laughing my ass off untill the part at 15:00 hits hard made me cry …….. sha3b lebneene ekel khara wein ma ra7 hata law tala3 masare means nothing when your working like a robot…
@mohammadbaydoun6687
@mohammadbaydoun6687 7 месяцев назад
Rana "فينيقية" la daraji ma bt3rf keef byolfzo كفركلا 😂, GL guys.
@nadimchidiac327
@nadimchidiac327 7 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHAHA ANTOINE KASSIS
@user-zaedal3ref
@user-zaedal3ref 6 месяцев назад
فضولي اشوف هاي الي مع جواد عل واقع دخيل الله شو حلوه بجنن اذا حدا يعرف اسم ال انستا تبعها ياريت يقلي حابب اتابعها علا كتر ماحبيتها 😢❤
@deyya95
@deyya95 7 месяцев назад
كيفك جواد 😂😂😂 مبروك الشهرة
@JohnEid-E
@JohnEid-E 7 месяцев назад
I just discovered this podcast. Thank you for putting a smile on my face. I was feeling down this morning bass you totally flipped it for me. Respect from an unhappy expat - Jawad you’re something else! :) x
@obaikassomeh3831
@obaikassomeh3831 7 месяцев назад
Best podcast ever, I really like the informality in your speech; I feel like I'm chilling with my friends back in Syria. keep up the good work.
@Aouf1
@Aouf1 2 месяца назад
Agreed
@MarkRentonreal
@MarkRentonreal 7 месяцев назад
If it makes you feel better, sarde ahla minkon bi nakze bas
@samigh95
@samigh95 7 месяцев назад
Jawad getting flashbacks from "kifak jawad?" Is going to be a call back joke for years... iza dayanto
@nadarohoma2363
@nadarohoma2363 7 месяцев назад
لا خالد عليش احلى الصراحة على الأقل بيعرف ينطق حرف الراء
@Mahmoud-bo4mp
@Mahmoud-bo4mp 7 месяцев назад
مش فاهم بس كلو النا وآسيا النا ولبنان النا اوكيه ولا مش اوكيه؟
@ohmyjad
@ohmyjad 7 месяцев назад
22 minutes of a smile on my face.. thank you.. keep it up
@choumaken
@choumaken 7 месяцев назад
Thank you appreciated very much
@antoneliofikany3100
@antoneliofikany3100 7 месяцев назад
Jawad it's your fellow Bsalime again, nzal de22ak da2 Fifa. Anyplace anytime anyjehiz
@Solos961
@Solos961 7 месяцев назад
bro ladghet jawad be R kteer btdahek"msh daghooghe"😂😂😂
@celinechahine3244
@celinechahine3244 7 месяцев назад
Jawad is literally 10x better than Mr. Lebanon 😭😭
@waeljaber9284
@waeljaber9284 7 месяцев назад
Best fucking thing ever this year ! Please more content.
@choumaken
@choumaken 7 месяцев назад
Thank you for your support ❤️
@moydmoyd1740
@moydmoyd1740 7 месяцев назад
@@choumaken Wallah tol3et mereb7a el podcast
@arsonist1337
@arsonist1337 7 месяцев назад
jawad fix the camera focus ntek ekht 3youne
@jamil2722
@jamil2722 7 месяцев назад
أنطوان قسيس حيدحشلك شي ليميتر او كومبرسر😊
@GinoMassarra
@GinoMassarra 7 месяцев назад
I'm happy to be dissapointed instead of being the one dissapointing others for a change
@choumaken
@choumaken 7 месяцев назад
Thank You Gino for your support ❤️
@Thomas_Kha
@Thomas_Kha 7 месяцев назад
12 حلقة وبعد ما جبتوا سيرة King Rolodex ليش؟ موضوع بقرط ضحك
@Thearthisashittyplace
@Thearthisashittyplace 7 месяцев назад
Spicy episode🔥 luv from Palestine
@Muhammedking-ry6fj
@Muhammedking-ry6fj 6 месяцев назад
يازلمة صرلي ساعة عم حاول ادبلج عقلي والله جنيت حطو فيديو مدبلج بغير قناة
@Omran6379
@Omran6379 6 месяцев назад
عشان الله و محمد والعباس والعذره والايمام علي احكو عربي انا مو جوجل ترانزليت
@djnassremix
@djnassremix 4 месяца назад
love you guys ... your podcast is becoming very popular in Syria especially within youth ❤
@Hqhqh__hq
@Hqhqh__hq 7 месяцев назад
I love you guys u guys are the best
@zainyousef1956
@zainyousef1956 5 месяцев назад
1:00
@GOT33
@GOT33 7 месяцев назад
بودكاست مختلف بطريقه واضحه صريحه من غير اي مجاملات او تلميع. You Guys Are Awesome ❤
@eliaszoghby2586
@eliaszoghby2586 7 месяцев назад
You should make a segment about the best comment every episode
@reosha
@reosha 7 месяцев назад
girl u look sm like blake lavely
@abdulrahmanfayyad4988
@abdulrahmanfayyad4988 4 месяца назад
تعرف الممثل الي حطيته اول ما شفتك ومو عارفك فكرتك هو
@abdomouannes6835
@abdomouannes6835 7 месяцев назад
Hahaha habet lreverse psychology bl ekher😭
@greencactuslb
@greencactuslb 6 месяцев назад
حلو قول الحق ومن اشياء لحكيتو عنا أنو الشيخ الأسير إنسان عادي
@a.s.313
@a.s.313 6 месяцев назад
Obsessed 3anjed 😍 watch every episode like 3 times lol
@ninaatallah
@ninaatallah 7 месяцев назад
ktirr bhebkounn keep goingg
@F5M1K
@F5M1K 6 месяцев назад
انا فلسطيني وبتباعكو مع اني نص كلامكو انجليزي بس بحبكو ❤😂
@Ali-wg8bf
@Ali-wg8bf 7 месяцев назад
Pure lebanese therapy 😂
@alikenaan393
@alikenaan393 7 месяцев назад
Bade 7al2a b esme
@معتصم-ن3ذ
@معتصم-ن3ذ 6 месяцев назад
بسم الله شو القصة كل التعليقات بالانجليزي 😂😂
@farahsahyouni6049
@farahsahyouni6049 7 месяцев назад
😍3melo episodes aktar 😍
@stopthebang8056
@stopthebang8056 7 месяцев назад
Leh ma bet nazlo kel yom? Hek hek ma 3endkon chi
@ninaatallah
@ninaatallah 7 месяцев назад
what a year aanjd baeed ma balashit w i discovered eno ana jawad, anyways kifak jawad
@charbelhowayek6780
@charbelhowayek6780 7 месяцев назад
Yes we all are 😢
@Hassanfalah597
@Hassanfalah597 7 месяцев назад
ليش الكل يكتب بالانكليزي؟؟؟؟
@Nasifo_88
@Nasifo_88 4 месяца назад
لحد الان مافهمت 😂😂
@AliReslan-d9s
@AliReslan-d9s 7 месяцев назад
George Orwell 1984 but big brother is Jawad
@Aa7jats
@Aa7jats 6 месяцев назад
وين وقت بيقول مأيرة معي منتاك اخت الدني 😅😅😅
@titokhoury
@titokhoury 6 месяцев назад
Bro 30 first seconds w deja aam bmout dehek😂😂😂
@maksxx01
@maksxx01 7 месяцев назад
كيفك جواد ياريت تخفففولنا شوي انكلش بليز وكل لحب الكن 🔥🔥❤️
@hadidawood9746
@hadidawood9746 7 месяцев назад
Werrrr basss byeshbahak bro
@pleasekhalas
@pleasekhalas 7 месяцев назад
fi hada behebak jawad. ana. nazlo more videos merci
@kechekkk
@kechekkk 7 месяцев назад
This is absolute genius garbage content..keep this sh*t up 👍🏻
@DoNotWorryPodcast
@DoNotWorryPodcast 7 месяцев назад
I now respect Antoine Kassis even less than I did before
@choumaken
@choumaken 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@onnise8301
@onnise8301 7 месяцев назад
First ever time i watch a full podcast episode, createee moree
@leroooyyyyjenkins9848
@leroooyyyyjenkins9848 7 месяцев назад
Do not worry 😂
@yasin.177.
@yasin.177. 7 месяцев назад
ههههه يا اخي بودكاست عجيب جواد يمثل الشاب العربي وخصوصاً الشب اللبناني❤ شكراً على مشاركتكم المخرية 😂❤️
@ribeross1849
@ribeross1849 7 месяцев назад
ولله Love you من فترة بشوف المقاطع عل انستا مبارح فتت خلصت كل الحلقات 🤣❤❤❤
@ibrahimkalot157
@ibrahimkalot157 6 месяцев назад
ما في ملح .. في ناس عندا كوليستيرول.. 😂😂❤️❤️
@hassanahmadkhaled9734
@hassanahmadkhaled9734 7 месяцев назад
Rana is the lebanese Úrsula Corberó Tokio
@sovaklawat411
@sovaklawat411 7 месяцев назад
Ngl you look high as fuck😂 More episodes keep it up
@ahlamhamri2814
@ahlamhamri2814 6 месяцев назад
Big love from Morocco 🇲🇦
@Yousef-ux6zg
@Yousef-ux6zg 4 месяца назад
‏‪12:45‬‏ هي ضحكة ؟؟😂😂😂
@Hamdi_films
@Hamdi_films 7 месяцев назад
انا اللي قولت انك شبه خالد عليش😂😂
@moabdelrahmen
@moabdelrahmen 7 месяцев назад
Best اخري شي بدنيا in my life ❤
@marieroseatallah5251
@marieroseatallah5251 7 месяцев назад
Strong come back 😂😂
@ahmadseifeddine4531
@ahmadseifeddine4531 7 месяцев назад
Dakhelkon kifo jawad
@xzxzwahsh8859
@xzxzwahsh8859 7 месяцев назад
Your podcast is the best thing to watch while smoking a blunt..
@ANDROID-fu3rs
@ANDROID-fu3rs 6 месяцев назад
Greetings to you from Syria, Jawad and Rana
@rafic25
@rafic25 7 месяцев назад
7ko 3an eset dr. ben lf5ad bfout w katrexa ayoub
@digital_hos1
@digital_hos1 7 месяцев назад
w er bass bteshbaho
@ali_lebanese778
@ali_lebanese778 7 месяцев назад
hahhahhahaa 0:41
@yuosefalkhatab7420
@yuosefalkhatab7420 2 месяца назад
شلونكم يا غوالي
@smgy6339
@smgy6339 7 месяцев назад
Man jawad enta btshbah pablo escobar
@gilbertgemayel
@gilbertgemayel 7 месяцев назад
metet😂😂😂 ma 3ande chi 2oulo comment kermel el algorithm. keep it up
@F4LCon1
@F4LCon1 7 месяцев назад
Your content guys is very special and funny. When I watch your videos, I don't feel the time. Keep up this content , Je vous aime les gars 🇱🇧🇮🇶🫶🏻
@fiona.693
@fiona.693 6 месяцев назад
Big love from Palestine ❤️
@yazeedk.1244
@yazeedk.1244 7 месяцев назад
شو الانستغرام تبع الصبية؟
@PhilVader
@PhilVader 7 месяцев назад
Why am I so white? :(
@mohamadkaakii
@mohamadkaakii 7 месяцев назад
badna 2 hours episodes from now on merci.
@Ahmad.5.
@Ahmad.5. 7 месяцев назад
Khaye wer le kel chaher 1 episode
@danyakareem
@danyakareem 6 месяцев назад
Guys where are the first 7 episodes 😢
@choumaken
@choumaken 6 месяцев назад
Full library is available to all Buy Me A Coffee Supporters: www.buymeacoffee.com/choumaken/sorry-atashitne-full-library جميع الحلقات متوفرة الى داعمي القناة عبر Buy Me a Coffee: www.buymeacoffee.com/choumaken/sorry-atashitne-full-library
@Leyqz
@Leyqz 7 месяцев назад
id watch this podcast ana w bel farshe ong 🥶
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