@@freelanserns187 I'm Canadian too. Timmy's quality has slipped badly in the last few years. I prefer MacDonald's coffee now. This new Siren blend at Starbucks is really good though.
whats sad is across the street part the one i went to ran out of chocolate so i went to the other one that was close by sadly not across street but down the road
@@unseenoutdoors Lmao what do you mean barista doesn't mean a thing? You go behind the coffee bar and make people's coffee for them, see how you like it.
@@ShaggyDabbyDank I'm sorry were you trying to make an argument or explain that work is hard but not that hard if you're just pouring coffee all day... I'm really confused?
Oh Tim... You’ve outdone yourself again... Lyrics filled with so much humor... About the coffee consumer... And the words, of the songs that you sing are pure... That’s for sure... These are the songs... Of Hawkins...
2:29 "While the Bible Study prayed, baristas formed a barricade." I am just imagining what that would look like in real life. #coffeegeddon Tim Hawkins is the true Lord of the Lip, Ear and Nose Rings.
Yeah, as soon as he said frap, I knew he really limited himself with how to get out of that corner--I doubt know if there's ever been a more perfect holy crap...
He's hilarious in person. I saw him last November and my sides and face were so sore from laughing so hard! I didn't have a voice the next day because he kept us rolling. And he does a LOT of improvisation when things don't go exactly right, so I'd imagine that eyebrow ring dropping WASN'T actually planned. ;)
LMAO...I never heard of Tim Hawkins until I received a recommendation, I clicked on this video and....OMG, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!! Tim Hawkins is funny as hell, love it!!!!
Amazingly, I went from watching Simon & Garfunkle doing a concert version, to Disturbed's Conan O'Brien's guest spot version, to this... (via learning some bio info of David Draiman...) (Oh, RU-vid...!)
@@jeffbaer5851 One can only practice and improve at something if the following two things are true: 1. God created that person in the first place. 2. God gave that person the skill and ability to do the work necessary to improve. So, ultimately God deserves all the credit, regardless of how many hours the person put in.
And how much the Lord loves for us to take time for laughter! You better believe Heaven is going to be a funny place with people that are true comedians, like Jerry Clower, Ray Stevens, Mark Lowry, Minnie Pearl, Wendy Bagwell... The list is infinite and Tim Hawkins is included. Most secular comedians today depend upon the number of curse words they can say to get laughs. They wouldn't know what comedy was if it walked up and bit them.
I love the Sound of Silence but OMG this made me laugh more than 10 times, first time Ive seen what you made and I am a fan. Great job! Subscribed, will watch your other videos and hope for more to come!
I heard the piano start and instantly raced for a pair of earbuds so I could be fully immersed in this gloriousness. ;) This is definitely the best parody of Sounds of Silence I’ve heard.
Hey Tim you are so funny definitely the best comedian on the face of the earth. P.S. If you heart this comment it will make my day/week/month/year/life although I think I'm to late.
Oh how true this is. If there was a war, there would only need to be a few bombs dropped...on the telephone towers. Without mobile phone access, young people would be crippled. If they couldn't access the cloud every second of the day, they would fall into a panic. And the sad thing is, people don't realize that they are addicts. one study showed that people check their phone, on average, every 12 minutes. Whether it rings or not.
"Another one across the street..." reality in Seattle. There are streets that have three to four Starbucks and a smattering of Seattle's Best Coffee shops too.
Up near Virginia Center Commons on Brook Road, north of Richmond, Va., there is an official Starbucks just north of the I-295 interchange, and then mini-Starbucks in Target and in Publix, and Barnes & Noble has its own Fauxbucks in-store. That's serious overkill on the latte front. Oh--and the McD's there also now has "specialty" coffees.
Oh, that explains it. When Tim sang about one across the street, I thought, "What?" We don't have that many in N. Georgia. There's one a mile and a half from my house. I don't know where another one is, maybe a mile or two in the other direction.
I find it funny that in South Africa there is an outstanding Coffee franchise called Seattle Coffee Co. and it far out-ways Starbucks on any level. I was reading you guys' talking about coffee in Seattle when one of our biggest coffee franchises in South Africa is called Seattle Coffee Co
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I listened to this and was obsessed with it when it first came out... cost my mom forty bucks by accident because i turned on data on my phone just so i could watch this video...I was ten years old. Time fucking flies, man...
Hello coffee, my old friend I've come to order you again I hear the grinding of espresso beans I need a double shot of pure caffeine and the indie band on the speakers soothes my brain so I'll remain within the Sounds of Starbucks I tried to brew my own at home but felt so quiet and alone I need to be amid the morning rush where the leather chairs are soft and plush and I'll drink a grande cappuccino with a pumpkin scone and charge my phone and listen to the Sounds of Starbucks Then I heard an awful scream they had totes ran out of cream a new employee spilled the coffee grounds and the WiFi went completely down and a lady in yoga pants threw her latte at the wall the cops were called then came the Sound of Sirens In the drive-thru lane I saw a thousand hipsters maybe more people paying without drinking people waiting they were all freaking people going off 'cause they couldn't get a caramel frappe (holy crap) a riot started at Starbucks While a bible study prayed baristas formed a barricade the manager cried out a warning to the angry mob that was forming and he I said "I checked Google maps, there's another one across the street" so we stampede and returned to the Sounds of Starbucks
This is absolutely hilarious to anyone who even drinks a bit of coffee. I do and , and I was laughing so hard I was crying. Thank you so much. Decaf anyone?
right!!! same here - playing Disturbed's version everyday now for about two weeks. Hadnt ever heard it before. LOL, I know - living under a rock apparently!!! My kiddo found this and we listened to it over and over, great job!!! Simon and Garfunkel slipped to a distant 3rd with this rendition - LOVE IT!!!
Omg his piercings keep moving. I bet David Dramian got a kick out of of that. 🤣🤣🤣I wonder if it’s a call back to the moving mole from thr Robin Hood Men in Tights movie. Tim Hawkins is so great. He captured Disturbed flavor so well 😆😆😆
