poke literal I have the game on project 64 hit if you don't have a controller it's a bit clunky and hard I've managed to get the the alien world with the cows world 3 level one
I don’t know what South Park is now because I haven’t watched it in over a decade, but I remember those early seasons having this creepy vibe, like the town was way darker back in the day. This game kinda had that mood.
It's a old game so he graphics weren't the best so it would save memory to go ahead and do it and because of the low quality back then nobody could notice
You gotta give them props fo even having an intro and d aling with the rendering and graphical issues with it on the PS1. Don't get me wrong, there are so many issues with this intro, but if you look past it and watch it on a blurry CRT TV, then it's fine. Edit: Some characters have the wrong faces on and Cartman is straight up T-Posing. Not to mention here (0:55) Pip is literally cycling thru all the faces in the game which is... absolutely hilarious.
1:04 “From the deep reaches of space, a horror approaches. Once in a great while, the malevolent forces of the universe combine to form a force of evil so concentrated, so pure, that no bastion of goodness and decency can stand against it. It hurls through the universe toward its destination. The planet, Earth. The town to be victimised: South Park, Colorado. A quaint little town, nestled in the peaks of the Rocky Mountains. Where better to terrorise good and decent folk… (scoffs) Yeah, right!”
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Stan: What the? Cartman: Uh Oh! Kenny: (Muffled Screams and gets bite by monsters) Stan: Dude, this is pretty fuck up there! OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Yeah, also the distance to "fog" is higher so you can see more of your surroundings. And the gameplay, too. On PC, you see all of the weapons you have and how much ammo available at all time, that comes in handy. I guess the only con of PC version is background music - it doesn't loop, so after some time it's just silence.
PICKUPS GADGETS Gadgets are collected by walking into/over them and fired by pressing the square button. Each kid can carry 2 gadgets at a time. Gadgets Energy: Each gadget can be used a certain amount of time before it's used up. Primary and Secondary Fire: The PRIMARY is the standard version of a given gadget. The SECONDARY is a more powerful version of the same PRIMARY gadget. Selecting the SECONDARY function of any given gadget will result in more damage to your enemies, but it will use more ammo or take more time to deploy. Gadgets are arranged by list in order of power, from the lowest to the highest. You will need to collect ammo for most of these gadgets. SNOWBALLS This is your first line of defense. It doesn't do much damage, but you have an endless supply! Aim with the Directional Buttons. PRIMARY: Throw a standard snowball. SECONDARY: Throw a yellow snowball. "Gross!" AMMO: N/A. The snowball is the standard gadget; your supply is unlimited. DODGEBALL This schoolyard favorite makes friends and foes flinch! Indoors, it will bounce off walls. PRIMARY: This will bounce up to 4 times. Uses 1 dodgeball per shot. SECONDARY: Charge it up and the dodgeball moves faster and bounces up to 8 times. Uses 1 dodge ball per shot. AMMO: Dodge Balls are found in various amounts. TOILET PLUNGER LAUNCHER When you fire a toilet plunger, it sticks to enemies or walls and does moderate damage. PRIMARY: Serve up some suction! SECONDARY: Three times the fun, and the damage! TERRANCE AND PHILLIP The green, green gas of home is a potent gadget which damages those who unwisely venture through it! PRIMARY: Throw this Terrance action toy and enjoy the reaction when your opponent happens through a fantastic fart cloud. Uses 1 doll. SECONDARY: Throw this Phillip doll, and it will stick to walls or floors. It detonates when an enemy gets close to it or steps on it. Uses 1 doll. SPONGE DART LAUNCHER Fire a fierce fusillade of foam projectiles. Heavy concentrations of fire leave your enemies cursing! PRIMARY: Fires large amount of foam darts that do low damage. SECONDARY: Pump the crank handle to fire the Bazooka Foam Missile, which does heavy damage and sends enemies reeling. DR. MEPHESTO'S WARPO RAY The diabolical Dr Mephesto is at it again! He has created a "Warpo Ray 1E which has three functions. PRIMARY: Fire or Activate selected Function. SECONDARY: Toggle among the gadget functions. WARPO RAY ACCESSORIES Sure, it'd be nice to have the hat and shoes to match, but instead you get these entertaining Warpo Ray enhancements. PIRANHA LAUNCHER Fire a piranha at your enemy. They bite into the skin and keep biting! DIZZY RAY Reverse your opponents' controls and send their world into a spin! WARPO RAY Turns your opponent into a ?????? (Secret) SUPER SNIPER CHICKEN Exactly the gadget you need when it's time to fry your enemy! A very powerful gadget. PRIMARY: Fires one egg with deadly accuracy! Uses 1 egg per shot. SECONDARY: Use the sniper scope magnifying glass to get a close-up view of distant enemies, then let the feathers fly! Uses 1 egg per shot. COW LAUNCHER It's not every day you come across a gadget that fires cows. Extremely dangerous! The Cow Launcher has two firing modes. Locked and Un-Locked. LOCKED When you get a "Lock On“ (cursor turns red) you can fire the cow so that it lands right on your opponent's head! UN-LOCKED If you fire the cow launcher without a lock on, it will fly straight ahead like a missile and do heavy damage. PRIMARY: A mooing mortar means mayhem. Try for a direct hit, but even a miss may bounce and bowl over opponents. Uses 1 cow per shot. HEAD-TO-HEAD GADGETS ALIEN DANCING GIZMO Make your target dance uncontrollably, then move in and let them have it! PRIMARY: Temporarily send your opponent into a dancing frenzy! SECONDARY: Use the Fire Secondary control to deploy the Gizmo as a mine. Great for leaving around corners for unsuspecting foes to stumble into! AMMO: N/A. This gadget has its own power source. Shooting it drains its battery, and when placing it as a mine, the blast size will depend on how much energy the device had when placed. POWERUPS Health Recharge your health! Collect Cheesy Poofs for 10% health boosts and "Snacky Cakes" for FULL Health. Beefcake Bulk up and take down enemies without fear! Collect this for temporary invulnerability. Double firing rate Temporarily increases your rate of fire. MR. HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO Once collected Mr. Hankey orbits the player and will cause "Poo" damage if it touches another player or enemy. He also acts like a shield and protects the player from incoming fire! Mr. Hankey can't last forever though, and when he has taken enough damage he gets "Pooped out" and vanishes. ZIPP! COLA: Get a brief burst of speed. May allow you to get to secret areas! FOOTBALL PADS: Acts like armor to temporarily lessen damage.
