South Park: The Fractured But Whole Review 

Great score, yet another 8 from Gamespot. You said the game isn’t as edgy as South Park used to be... I’ve not played it yet obviously, but I’ve seen gameplay of catholic pedo priests and 8 year old boys dressed as strippers that grind on middle-aged men.

Gamespot: **Gives game 8/10** Cartman: *GODDAMNIT I SAID I WOULDN'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN A 9.5!*

Scored 8/10. You're welcome.

8/10 meanwhile Cartman is somewhere ripping his headphones off and yelling, "God fucking dammit!"

Wait... one of the cons is that the game is not edgy? Uh... how does that qualify as a con?

I'll never watch y'alls reviews if you keep adding spoilers to it. Try to find a way to make a review without em like everyone else. Bye.

Really felt like you HAD to explain the joke in the title? REALLY?!

I'm glad Timmy has a more prominent role in this game. I didn't like how minor he was in the Stick of truth

This would be a 10 out of 10 if it had micro transactions like Star Wars Battlefront 2 or loot crates like destiny 2 , when will game developers ever learn?

20 hours? Nice to know the game is a lot longer than the first game which averaged around 7 hours. I just hope its not as easy as the first.

Ok gamespot. First off please find a fucking way to make your reviewers non spoil filled. If IGN can make short vida and do it and ACG does it with longer vids. Get it together. Lastly stop rating everything an 8. Youre losing your credibility at least with me and others it seems. Lately more and more of your reviewers receive the same score. Your rating system needs to be revisited

So because this is superheroes there is no weapons right?

Do you have to pre order it to get Stick Of Truth?

10/10 very good love new effects and story best game of the year

It only got an eight because it didn’t have loot boxes or microtransactions.

Felt like it should be a bit higher at an 8.5 or 9

my game broke and i could not figure out what to do for about a day how is this an 8

Will not watch the review because it has spoilers. Can’t you just do it without them?

It feels like if a game isn't a GOTY contender it's just given an 8.

Why do people get so fucking mad about reviews? Just enjoy your videogames and have fun, don’t take personal opinions so seriously and believe me your life will be better.

It's meant to be a 9.5 GOD DAMMIT

Why the fuck would you fill a review with spoilers? And the game isn't even out yet. Has it even dawned on you to think that maybe people are on the fence and would just want to know what the game is like and not what the whole story is about?

8 big suprise gamespot

Poor cartman...

I got shadow of war and lost more for this game. If anything wants to gameshare

why the fuck would u make a review and in the begging have spoilers?

Why do you guys give everything an 8?

Spoilers wtf Gamespot

I am a huge fan of the stick of truth, but this game fails hard. Ive been playing it for the south park aspect only, the gameplay has been nerfed to the point it has lost its appeal. Costumes do nothing but change your appearance, there are no weapons and you only can rely on powers and artifacts to customize your character in battle. leveling and crafting cap ridiculously early. You are unable to use a majority of your moves left or right, making many levels unnecessarily difficult. Bosses break the turn based gameplay, combined with the inability to look left or right, this leaves your scrambling to find the right moves in a situations where you are forced into a quick time battle. The story is great, but it doesn't feel like a proper RPG anymore. It honestly feels like an RPG that has been nerfed for MMO play like ESO, a bastardized version of its predecessor lacking many core mechanics that made the first game what it was. It feels like a game that has been stripped down and is awaiting DLC to make it a real game. As much as I wanted it to be a good game, I must give it a 5/10 myself, and it is only the story that brought it up to 5.

meh, might just skip it

I did not play this game but it must be 9 or 10/10. WTF todays kids talking about.

Yeet

It feels dumb saying this games name😂and no I’m not gonna say it😑

Spoilers are everywhere, it's the Internet, if your such a spoiler fairy stop watching videos on things you don't want spoiled. FFS!

Best game ever

ayy gangstop

Holy shitballs you guys!!

The game looks awesome, but that skin color difficulty level thing is bullshit! Why? what if I want my character to look like me but still enjoy a harder difficulty? so stupid.

Yeah, would've done better on the Switch. Shame most gamers on here aren't old enough to remember mature games on pre-Wii Nintendo.

Its 8

so i cant play on hard without being dark colored? nice! that's just racism the other way! idc but i want to play that game on hard and look like myself -.-

First

What do you think? Will you be goin' down to South Park again?

they got the wrong dude to review it

The reviewer thought the fights weren't challenging enough? He wasn't even playing on the hardest difficulty...

All you really need to know is if you love south park you should play this game

I can’t wait for this to release! I know I’ll be having a blast playing it! I am surprised that IGN rated this higher though.

Pre ordered. Can't wait for tonorrow. Calling out of work for it lmao

That difficulty slider is AMAZING.

Stick of Truth got a 7, Fractured but Whole got an 8. Who cares about the score, YOU KNOW if these games are for you.

This game silly af 😂

Got mine downloaded and ready. But this damn work thing is currently getting in the way

Keep this PS4 don't play kid this adults

I've skipped out on so many gamespot reviews because they put "spoiler" in front of everything. How hard is it to review a game without spoiling anything? Half of RU-vid does it!

Cartman need 9.5

In before racist jokes 😜

Is it just me or the gamespot just haters ? I don't know much about this game, but I watch most reviews on games. It's like no game is amazing. Shadow of war for example, too much to do. What?!?!? Makes no sence

This game has far too much pedophilia in it. It isn't even funny. I love South Park apart from the over the top sexual humor. I just can't play this game any more.

I am very disappointed :/ First epizode is unbeatable...

Why put spoilers in a review of a game that just came out?

Cartman didn't get the 9.5 that he wanted.

Hope nathan and mimsey are in it

but they wanted a 9.5

Fractured boot whole?

thank you 8spot.. I mean gamespot

Sounds like Skill Up

If you don't know anything about South Park and haven't played the first one... Would i understand this game?

I fail to see the deep/challenging combat system

This has a $30 season pass, Uplay, day one DLC and afew editions each costing up to over $100 lol. This game has no excuses to do this shit, it is Ubisoft after all.

I feel like there were more stand out moments in the first one such as the zombie aborted baby

5/10

Wait, I can't be black and play in normal WTF then :(,why is it very hard tf

people over on ign's review are going mad about them giving a 8.5, and gamespot game it a lower score lol, so who is right?

Whats this a game that has a fellow fujoshi in it well im getting this game since it has to be fujoshi approved since theres a fujoshi in it XD

More like 4/10. South Park sucks - the TV series as well as the games.