“It’s a man’s obligation to stick his boneration in a woman’s separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population for a new generation.” -Eric Cartman
Not when he has a gun, not when he has a baby, and definitely not when he has a woman held captive. When he sprays the camera, however, suddenly it's a security breach...
Gotta love how this shows the hypocrisy of TSA standards. The guy barely even reacts when Cartman reveals that he kidnapped a baby, tied up a security guard, and brought a freaking gun out in the open; but he calls a “breach” when Cartman simply paints over the lens for privacy and stops his “fun.”
I once read that agents from another DHS organization, in order to test the TSA, posed a passengers who intentionally brought weapons and other prohibited items through screening. Needless to say, the TSA only caught a few of them.
yeah everyone knows the tsa doesn't work at all. Who would've thought that taking away people's large hand sanitizer and water bottles didn't stop terrorists? Or that 5 inch scissors are more effective at terrorism than 4 inch scissors?
This is relative, we are talking about South Park, a guy who likes to see people shitting is even normal in what has already been presented in this show, does anyone here remember Ike's teacher?
@@phantorange3801 The TSA is a Parody of the NSA, An Organization created by the US after 9/11 2001 Twin Towers Terrorist Attacks. This is the reason the US have tight airline securitu and why people that go in/out of the US do not like the airport's hostility to check them. The problem is much worse when flying outside the country than flying inside for no reason
Cartman’s plan was simple but genius He showed everyone how incompetent this TSA (toilet safety administration) was much like the how the real life TSA (Transit Safety Administration) is
"Cartman has an gun" TSA guy: ok "Cartman kidnap a baby" TSA guy: ok "Cartman tie up his coworker" TSA guy: ok "Cartman paint the camera" TSA guy: SECURITY BREACH!
He continued to stroke even while there was a gun, an obese child, a baby and a tied up black woman... I bet the FBI stays clear of this guy's internet history
He didnt want to lose traction. Its like inflating a tire with a leak in it. Gotta keep pumping or else it goes flat again. :p Im more worried about how much lotion he needed. Dude might want to see a doctor for the level of chafing that suggests he is dealing with.
This is such a good bit. The fact he gives pumps to being watched, a baby, and a tied up coworker, but ONLY calls in once he's not allowed to watch anymore.
@@Decimo10X trump literally bragged about hiding in miss teen USA pageant dressing room live on Howard Stern TF you on about? He's also been photographed dozens of times partying with Epstein, and JFK airport has Epsteins private jet Lolita Express boarding Trump 8 different times. TF is wrong with you trumpanzee cultists?
@@arealhuman826 The funny shit is that everyone I know who leans left dislikes Hillary and Biden and are totally fine with making fun of them for their flaws, but people who like Trump REALLLY like Trump and would die for the orange lumpy sack of shit. Haha it's kind of culty.
The TSA once got pissy with me because I had a slice of cheesecake in a lunchbox. I pulled it out to confirm it was cheesecake, but it still took more time than it should have to let me get it through.
The part that gets me the most is when he keeps jacking it a little bit when he was watching cartman , then when cartman bought the baby in there he gave it a little pull aswell 😂😂😂
