Southwest Passenger Claims Jesus told her to open door mid flight |  

"Thigh meat is not easily bittable." is the greatest sentence I have heard in 2023

"All the babies are like, "I'm pussy?!" I don't know why, but that line made me laugh out loud. 😂😂

‘you’re anointed, open dat shit.’ 😩😩😭

If you wanna go to Heaven, you gotta open the door you close so I can come get you 😂😂

The combination of Mel's, Tony's and Jay's random thoughts just thrills me!! I love this podcast!!

Tony clearly lying: I seen that part.... Lmaoooooooo

Mel talking about the babies crying on her flight!!! @ 5:29🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Maybe it was her friend Jesús” 😅

That was funny Jay, " You can upgrade and actually fly the plane"!!! #SpiritAirlines 🤣😆🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Great show Kev!! Getting my ticket for the Bald Brothers in Dallas!😁✌🏾

"I thought he was just outta work" "Well he is" Yo that had me dead 😂😂😂

Kev old tour dates are hilarious. how are you not looking at a map planning these dates?😂

Man I can’t believe nobody mentioned Roman history. The history of the Roman Empire is WILD. Talk about tea. Assassinations, betrayal, conquering whole regions, stealing cultures, rebellions, mass crucifixions, the gladiatorial games, Pompeii, etc etc. The Romans were some brutal mfs.

She out of alignment lol the Devil told her to open that door not Jesus! 😂

"My dad said open that shit."

Mel B whispering about the n-word because of Big Irish Jay and (my fave) Cam is hilarious! She said it’s 2 of y’all!

I remember one of my friends told me, "I've never watched Sister Act 1 or 2", I crumbled like a pretzel inside. Lmao! 😂😂

Mel and these hand demonstrations for the states is hilarious to me😂😂

Lls I like how Mel trynna picture the layout of the states with her arms and hands 😂

So she said “Jesus take the plane”, and JC told her “Nah, you take the door”?

I'm from Philly. They won't even return the children's remains. It was catastrophic and we are still suffering from the effects.

“I thought he was just out of work!”🤣🤣

How Mel talked about Anne Frank, hilarious 😭

Jesus in the middle seat.. "open the door". 😂😭😂 Did it for me 😂😂😂

I earned my D in Geography😂😅...yes she did indeed.

“And where the phuck is Delaware?!” LMAOOOOOO

The stories and commentaries in these videos kill me. Big Irish Jay with the satanic/goth white girl and Tony's reaction....hilarious.

Jesus did say “I stand at the door and knock” 😅

This podcast was a good idea. It's so fun hearing everyone's commentary and the roast sessions 😂

Good morning Stage Krew. Let’s get this week started off right. Be awesome and be blessed.

22:32Mel with the "now you gotta coochie"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The only flaw in her logic was that she didn't take Spirit 😂

Big Irish Jay! I love him!!

Love this crew. The other one is so loud 🙄🥱 and I think this is easy going because Tony hates the over talking

I don't want ANY part of the Jesus she's listening to! 😂

😂😂 I guess we’re calling all of our intrusive thoughts “Jesus” now 😂

Lmao Tony told his son, "Hov did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that".😂😂😂

All the episodes if this podcast are great, but this line up and the ones with Tahir, Pat, and Lou Lou are the best in my opinion.

“He was saying that in the email” 😂😂😂😂😂

HAHAHAHA!! The Bloodsport reference was a hilarious way to end the show, especially since only the men in the group mimic Jean Claude Van Damme!!

When Tony said Folgers crystals, I leaned over lol

I wish Jay would say his jokes a bit louder, he be saying some funny shit

5:32 not “I’m😾?!” AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH she got me there

That shoulda coulda woulda was definitely heard in Caribbean household 😂

As a born and raised Delawarian, I laughed when she said, "Where the hell is Delaware 😂. We wore Delawhere shirts to our student council trips bc no one knows where it is.

South side is a good show 😂

I think I've been shaving my head since Jr High. I just recently let it grow as a last hoorah. I want to see how long I can get it before it's gone.

It takes a thousand, thousand horses, to draaaaag meee from Goddd!!! That scene alone made me love that show!

Lock her up in the name Southwest passenger violation..👮‍♂👮‍♀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:11 As an Ohioan myself I can vouche for that especially during the winter 😂😂😂😂

Mel’s lil toss away sides are hilarious

Tony saying "Open that shhh" like that took on a other meaning for me....😅

If Tony never watched Sister Act 2 then who did I watch it with?😂

Osage( Oh-sage) the cops dropped a bomb on a house and when the house caught on fire the fire marshal and police chief decided to let the fire burn. burned down the block on Mother’s Day. Houses were rebuilt and in the 2000’s those same houses were condemned because they were built poorly

My husband used magic shave cream on his head and it works better than shaving for him

"...AND TEVIN CAMPBELL..." Me: 😐😆

When they talked about Blood Sport, i cracked up laughing

But when all them other airlines flights get canceled, delayed Spirit will get you there!

I am 5’2” 135 pounds, and I am. Notttt comfortable in any plane I hate it! Neeed the aisle seat. And I do not understand how a 6 foot man can be any kind of comfortable. I cannot imagine sitting in a middle seat. I used to like the window, but now I need the aisle so i can stick my leg out and stretch out just a little more. Not trying to trip people lolll but not trying to trip off a panic attack of claustrophobia either. 😰🤷🏻‍♀️

32:00 As a bald black woman, I approve this message. Shaving my head sucks, but I don't mind NOT having hair and I don't miss the weaves/wigs, either

Kevin, you were right the first time lol it’s Oh-Say-G

"Escaping" the Amish?? Can't they just leave for Rumshpringa and not go back?

I can’t hold you this is the panel I immediately click on I like when b Lew on there as well

What the heck you mean? "Where is Delaware?" It's tac free, you're supposed to know where we are. Lol

we love the longer episodes

05:21 Babies competing on the cry?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Climb every mountain..." Tony Baker how could you? You literally could have said Mary had a little lamb or the Love Boat...and been closer

So, neither 1 of them has ever heard of Black Wallstreet.....Tulsa, Oklahoma!?!?🤯

Love me some Big J.

Tony singing the song from Jackson’s movie Michael sang at the talent show lol

That’s wild, I was revisiting information about the MOVE bombing last night and here y’all are talking about it…that’s a crazy synchronicity to me. Watch the documentary.

lol I'm from the Northeast (Philly) and know where these okays are. State-wise and major cities.

Maaann idk yall, I flew nonstop from Philly to Oakland on spirit recently and it honestly wasn't that bad, now I had to fly back on delta cuz I missed my flight, but that first delta plane taking me to my layover in utah was the must ace ventura run down plane I been on yet. The second flight from Utah to Philly was really nice doe..

Tony "big hands" Baker Mob's name

Kev, stop saying Louisville to Indy is an hour! Its closer to 2 hrs!😅😅😅😅

8:08 California is bow-legged ?!?!?!? I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣

14:10 as someone who uses the n word like a sailor when I’m back in certain settings, y’all’s stories about Russell Simmons are HILARIOUS.

Kentucky is above Tennessee and Virginia, right next to West Virginia and beneath Ohio. It is bordered by Missouri to the west.

"His dead!!" "Yeah, BIG DEAD!!"

Blasphemy....Ain't no way there's a movie Tony Baker didn't see 😂😂😂

I just learned about the 1985 bombing last week via TikTok 😡.

Thousand horses is my favorite praise song but I wonder if the Lord is judging me for it 😅😅

Tony Bakers act out was HILARIOUS

Omarosa done told y’all “Jesus ain’t say that”.

Everything they described about the AI is basically Battlestar Galactica, where they’re trying to outlive the robots, they’re trying to kill humans and they have robot human things going into the human territory to try to trick the humans

15:06 That was the bourgeoisiest of "achoos" 😆

If you want more information about the bombing in Philadelphia Charlemagne and Chris Morrow have a audiobook called summer of 85 in which they talk about the bombing.

It happened in NEVERSINK NYC too.. look that up

36:16 this bitch too funny 🤣🤣 idk how they all missed that 💀😭🤣🤣

Im 6 ft, 300 and I fly Spirit all the time. Fort Lauderdale to Colombia baby

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know where states are 😂

Uh huh, and where the f%@k is Delaware…..😂😂😂

I wonder if it was a woman being robbed at gun point by a man there would be all these jokes... idk. just a thought. love you Kev, Mel, Jay and Tony. yall made my Monday morning. thank you guys for all the entertainment.

Did she put New Mexico next to California 😂😂😂

Now why she had to bring Jesus into that LOL!!!

Kev on stage would have been amazing on “Modern Family” that’s legit my favorite show

Spirit charged my two daughters $300 for their 1 luggage then on way back refused to take their bags unless they paid another $300.

She did not say And Tevin Campbell!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂

Why Mitch n Jay smile like that when they started to record

Man Kev Just need a hairline transplant, gotta go to Turkey!!!!💯💯💯

Thanks, Kev for referencing MOVE in Philly 36:00. It was the 1st time the govt sanctioned murdering civilians. (And you were right in your pronunciation the first time :) ) Mayor Wilson Goode had the dubious distinction of being the first Black/African-American mayor of our city; I doubt he'd have bombed them if they'd been another race.