Soviet Collapse Speedrun 

Are you Canada?

@@Ammar-fx2uy Are you Syrian?

@@weplaygameforwin9326 yes

Am i Filipino?

@@roshasensi2220 dunno

At that point, Kazakhstan was the union.

Yeah

I didnt like how estonia was the first one to leave even though lithuania was first

@@tecnik8000 For four days

Это правда😁

Naahhhh soviet union forgot stan

Wait Poland red was up top Wich I thought was Indonesia but the flag is below?

​@@isaiahquiatchon in the countryball universe poland is flipped

​@Blinkyplayz " *Who asked/Nobody Asked/I didn't ask* " is a garbage phrase that is very overrated, The main reason it's garbage is because the phrase literally contradicts itself, now the problem is that it's so popular that it seeps into real conversations and real words, and unfortunately that is forever what the phrase means, as a real use phrase, it sucks, if you really think about it, the phrase makes no fundamental sense at all. Like you say who asked but nobody asked for you to say who asked, like does not that seem infinitely paradoxical. This still didn't deter self-centered 14 year olds from pasting this overpasted bad tasted nonsense adjacent phrase anytime they find themselves in an argument. Unironically, this phrase has been a leech on the competent thinking and internet civilization which leads to the second reason it's garbage. The 2nd reason why it's garbage is because when the phrase is used in real arguments it slaps a massive zipper on the victim's mouth that stops any ideas or any points from getting across which is Terrible, a real argument is meant to solve problems, problems and misunderstanding but sometimes, people actually use this phrase to literally cover up their insecurities when they are being proven wrong or when someone is giving a really good point that feels embarrassing to oppose, The worst part is that with how the internet is like right now it actually works, making the whole argument bogus. By saying who asked, you completely remove the other side's ability to speak and get their point across, which is actually a BAD thing, you are literally shutting yourself away from potentially useful information that could help you and possibly even everyone during a real proper argument, the best case scenario is that the people arguing learn from their mistakes and learn from each other and the spectators could take notes from their actions so that they don't do the same, However, the best case scenario for arguments with the phrase is that no one learns anything and everyone just becomes even worse than usual, sometimes to the point of actual harm, Oh, and should I even how it negatively impacts the victim? Can you just imagine, just trying to share something with others, but then everything you shared becomes meaningless, because someone used a borderline nonsensical phrase against you, depending on the person it would be either be relatively annoying, or it would be a massive embarrassment that could drag their emotion down for literal WEEKS, Come on, if all sides actually took a step back, set aside their teenage grumby insecurity field emotions and listen to others that not only would the argument have real world value but it would actually benefit everyone within it because in one way or another everyone involved learns something in large enough movements, stopping this kind of cowardly behavior could actually improve the world, it could speed up debates and it would just make the world happier. Now I know some of you already support already understand and support what I'm saying, which is great, but there are still some others who are crossing their arms, claiming I'm giving too little detail on the silly little reply, well first of all what other questions about this that I haven't answered yet? *_"What if nobody DID ask?"_* If your asking it in literal terms, it still doesn't matter, many things that happened aren't asked for, simply because nobody asked for something doesn't mean that the thing is always 100% not positive, there are a lot of unasked things that are positive, but it really depends on what the person said, if they started posting or speaking about something that people genuinely don't care about that leaves us- *_"What if nobody cares about something that someone is saying"_* Simply tell them politely, hey, nobody is actually interested in what you are saying, obviously this is easier said than done due to how rude and cold some people are and this might round up to another fight, but this would still be better than using this half baked phrase. After seeing all the problems mentioned earlier, you should now definitely stop using this phrase, or just try to decrease the usage of this phrase.

Plot twist Turkmen, Azerbaijan and taijikstan still stuck in the USSR

Hahaha

nah he just gib birth

Nooo Soviet Union nooo!

Honestly, I find it funny how Russia wasn't even the last to leave the union lol 😂

Someone should tell that to putin

@@PuddingXXL it was Putin who said that.

@@PuddingXXL lmao, that was Putin who said it 💀💀💀

😂

well...they're kinda back

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DffoqhK8rpQ.html

Kaliningrad was last to leave

@@hotcocoa_xD Kaliningrad is still part of Russia

Yes

@@geocritic3577 Kaliningrad actually left after russia, but since most of the population there was russian, they gave it to the russian federation.

I did

Hi

Hi

Papa I’m sorry!

@@account-no2rrIt’s a rule, you can’t draw it as a ball It’s an inside joke

@@account-no2rr The creators of Polandball (the correct name for countryballs) made a website where everyone had flags next to their names but then they changed it to polandballs the thing was that they forgot about Kazakhstan so they said “fuck it, Kazakhstan is just a rectangle now”

One theory is that Kazakh Brick is a brick because Kazakhstan wants to join the BRICS.

@@r.s.4672Theory is disproven

What would they do, send him back to space

@@Sunnix0 entry denied

@@Sunnix0 lmao

You can still to this day use Soviet passports in Russia if you never replaced them.

Sad

Tovarisch.

ТОВАРИЩ РОССИЯ ЭТО СВЯТОЕ 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

@@fafreefs6117 ты прав,май комрад

At the end boom boom 💥💥

@@fafreefs6117 Russian

Real life human centipede 🫡🥹🥰 ‘The Human Centipede’ 😰🤮☠️

😂

4 days to be precise

@@slavic_viking9638 interesting

you must be watching rll videos everyday lol

Elaborate please.

For those who didn't know this, it was actually in this video

I didnt see azerbajin lol

Then Kazakhstan is the union for a few days

@@polandballandukraine2809 4 days

how did u know that Micheal Edmunds?

how did u know words?

i thought it was an asteroid for some reason 💀

@@makiOSC what….

Wtf guitar thats a violin

@@mroof523 English is my second language.

Does it represents something tho?

@@GEO_ANIMATOR i think it represents our great violin compositor, George Enescu, but im not sure. He lived from 1881 to 1955. And there also is a festival every 3 years since 1958 in his memory. Or it could represent how diffrent the romanian revolution was to all the other peaceful takeovers. Here we litterarly had a 9 day civil war.

@@hartingtherealone interesting thanks for the info

You mean premiere

Crimea is Serbia and Kosovo is Ukraine

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

@@jeffersonyt5582 disputed nation claim swap

Fun fact:its soviet speedrun but mrspherical renamed it to soviet collapse speedrun

Lmao they got so lucky gorbachev was in charge, the Soviets had enough tanks and troops in the baltic states to put down the whole movement in a couple of days, but gorbachev just waved his hand and they retreated Good thing he did, otherwise there would be one big bloody war in the entire former USSR

"Human centipede of freemdom" That thing happend across the baltic countries we held hands to form a literal centipede.

@@realaurorien i live in estonia and this is incorrect. They actually came here with tanks just stood there and did not to anything.

@@ugniusslonksnis9576 what country are you from? Im from estonia and we know it as the baltic chain

Lithuania

Yeah

I remember one episode from X-Men animated series where a Russian mutant dude wants to return back to the old glory days of the Soviet Union and he'll gonna rule it

@@wazzup233 sebastian .. x. Man first class

Yes but this time with no socialism, just capitalism 😈

yes but no socialism only capitalism

Yeah, I think you guys were a little bit like the Warsaw Pact guys before that Eastern European bloc even existed. That's how I'd interpreted it anyway.

Vad röstar du på? Vänsterpartiet kommunisterna?? LOL 😂

@@samuel_saysske1355 Vänsterpartiet

@@proud.cossack.mapz4 Skojar du eller?

@@samuel_saysske1355 Nej?

@@samuel_saysske1355 jag menar ingen

Represents the suffering.

can you tell what they wre saying? Their voices are ro squeaky to understand

@@country.germany It's "HUMAN CENTIPEDE OF FREEDOM'

@@UltraduckkSHORTS w h a t

@@UltraduckkSHORTS now i hear it

@@country.germany hi germany 🇩🇪

im suprised that i saw Bulgaria

Romania, Poland, Bulgaria, Czechoslovakia and the GDR were never part of the USSR. But the animation of the stupid author shows how they were once part of the USSR 🥴

@@MidXp NATO countries are under the strict control of the United States.But no one says that they are part of the United States. The USSR consisted of 15 republics and there were no Poles and Romanians in the composition.

@@user-jc1vy9rw9r they were under the warsaw pact, and the soviet leaders worked on having more control over those countries in the warsaw pact.

They were pretty much having the same internal issues as the eastern bloc.

But insnt Kaliningrad part of Russia

Lol true

I thought it's called "babuška"

@@domagojcapko4152 it is in Russian

@@domagojcapko4152 Babuska (Бабушка) is a Grandmother in Russian

But where was Azerbaijan?

hold my beer

they were tightly linked to the USSR

@@AustrianLinuxMemer not really

@@MasonGreenWeed you are technically right as Yugoslavia and Albania where part of the Eastern bloc but weren't exactly Soviet Satellite states as they elected the communists and then both Albania and Yugoslavia left the Warsaw Pact pretty early on during the 60s and 70s

on June 28th, 1948 Tito and Stalin broke finally their diplomatic relationship. Yugoslavia became completely independent from the eastern bloc after 1948

Kazakhstan is most commonly portrayed as a square, along with Israeli and German Empire (But that’s more a rectangle). Like how USA is always wearing sunglasses and UK top hat and Monocle.

@@pyroboss1013 With the UK and US, it's more so a simple stereotype. I don't get the logic of changing the shapes

​@@LOEKASH that's of how a poblation sees it's country.

Lithuania was first, yeah, but Poland and Kazakhstan being portrayed that way is just a standard countryball thing.

@@gengarzilla1685 The Polish flag upside down is the Indonesian flag. So no, it's an error

Yup

Best reference

ok

Привет

*soviet russian anthem plays*

What

0:51 this planet is now under sep- I MEAN... ROSSYIA control

Azerbaijan as well

Very cool robotic voice!

Don’t mind just adding a timestamp for myself :) 0:59

@@Toxic_Toaster_ ty

@@serbanandrei7532 np

Then along came Elon Musk

5 seconds later: USSR landed on the moon and sees USA USSR:noooooo

This is not gonna age well

Not for long.

Im wondering if someone knows who said that line in what game lol

Stay Strong Ukraine!!!!🙏🏻

@@jcsk611 ukraine always strong!!

@@whsprLenYT except with the fact that they are the poorest country in Europe.

@@Zalmoxesuwu but they have big thicc military tho

@@Zalmoxesuwu still, poor countries in europe dont have such homeless problems as usa

why in video nothing about Azerbaijan ssr

@@zzzzvvvvvvvvvvvzzzzzz pointless country innit?

S O V I E T D E A T H

Hello, please make a clip from the Middle East as well 🇮🇷🇸🇾🇾🇪🇹🇷🇸🇦🇪🇬🇦🇪🇵🇸🇱🇧🇮🇶🇮🇱🇰🇼🇴🇲🇶🇦🇧🇭

AYYYYY

Poland ball is always upside down

@@aussiejezza yes XD

@@NorwayDude180 And the reason why Polandball has to be upside down is because it's the rule

If you are watching Mr Spherical you will always see that Poland is upsidedown

No that is poland

*December of 1991

Imagine Russia and Ukraine were evil and went on an early War so ww3 will pass away fast

@@figure1864 Представляю...

worth it after years, they should be in history books

I don't understand why they were Russian nesting dolls. Did they just break into smaller and smaller other countries?

@@imacg5658 Nah, we were members of the Warsaw Pact that had USSR as the boss. Romania, Bulgaria, Hungary, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Albania and East Germany, to be more precise. All these countries were independent and were communist, but not soviet republics like Ukraine or Belarus, for example.

@@Antimanele104 well you could classify them as puppet states right?

That footage of the Romanian dictator having to stop his speech while screaming rioters launched their attack will forever be iconic. They probably would have hanged him from the balcony right then and there if possible. At least the military sided with the people and took him down.

nice you ruled half of the world

@@ItalianEmpire126 yes and somehow 90% of the people don't know that the empire existed, it's all about the damn British

@@bjornboi1175 don’t worry you have the glory your country deserves, the thing is that anybody really know how is life in mongolia actually

Mongol hun bn

@@billpuv5475 sainuu naiz min

Lol

We will meet again comrade

@@DonetskResident they evolve backwards. WE evolve forward!

Ew

@@riccardocirielli Ew anticommunist

@@hiredmurderer6228 ew a commie

He is makeing backround music👌 (Comment from a Romanian)

@@I.Quitted.DontTag ok 👍

They added the gulag to Call of Duty just so you know

HELLO STALIN NICE TO MEAT YOU

*OUR* new record

@@Shitpost_xd-qc5cg Soviet Anthem in intensifies

most soviet unions collapsed

Based film

Мда, очередной тупорылый капиталист, откуда же вас столько таких?

У Грузии тоже был другой флаг.

Я тоже заметил

Georgia also had a Maroon, Black, and White flag.

All true

Но разве тот самый (современный) триколор не был первым флагом РФ, поднятым над Кремлем?

Idk why it sound Scottish

Thanks, I wasn’t sure what they were saying

I imagine it would have been more useful as a buffer state during the Sino-Soviet spilt era than being a full part of either one.

This person really knew what they were doing

And fun in today's generation *69* most famous number 😌🤫🌚🌝

69

@@svanimation8969 its 71 but -2 seconds equals 69 seconds

Putin is 69 years old rn

I was looking for the Russian dub of it 🥲

And now that’s where all the mini space shuttles from the ISS land

Was Laika The Dog the most famous cosmonaut?

I believe it's a reference to Mongolia wanting to join the Union.

@@fritzvanhalen1359 dude Mongolians didn’t want to join their leaders just gave up so they sent an req

@@egg1482 dude, that's still them wanting to join whether the citizens supported it or not.

Mongolia was a frenemy

@@mohamadferekh7 no

@@HinesBno why no?

@@mohamadferekh7 mongolia not war with ussr

@@HinesBno but they had a little bit of tensions especially after that Mongolian president who slapped Stalin

Hold up- His guy lives in space after the fell of ussr and when he return, his homeland isnt longer anymore

Sergei Krikalev ✊🏾😁 True Bravery! Awesome love story!

@@canthi109 True story 🥃🍻

Yeah

And lunhansk and dontesk and abkazia and south ossetia and 1 unregonized country in azebajain

Artsakh.

@@daddy_1453 HOW

@@gdbravewebbrowser5156 iam half azeri which place in Azerbaijan?

Да согласен я всегда вспоминаю СССР как держава которая сделала за 70 лет то на что не каждая держава способна и за 1000 лет я горжусь что я Русский и горжусь что мой дедушка был советским гражданином который сражался на второй мировой с советским флагом

We can feel it comrade :( once best friends now enemy 💔

Wait, who are you exactly?

На самом деле сильные волнения начались после 1939 года, но тогда это всё пресекалось сильной коммунистической и социалистической идеологией.

@@mkh1790 I'm Russia, my friend is Ukraine, if you get what I mean🤣

He knows, it was a metaphor for the downfall of European communism.

@@throughmyshutter305 then Yugoslavia and Albania would be involved.

@@Titan_CinemaCut0814 That he messed up, big deal though.

@@throughmyshutter305 Albania and Yugoslavia werent USSR satelite states.

@@jaskoscricketos6682 oml, just said it was a mistake

You will be missed

And what do you suppose that means? It means you have a new master, pirate (communist) scum! *tosses device holoprojecting Dooku at Lenin and Stalin*

????

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