get registered with the USCF or FIDE, buy a board and a clock, find your local tournament scene, and whenever your opponent gets up to go to the bathroom or take a cig break, etc, put a couple of his pieces in your ass... eventually you will accumulate a winning advantage and your "1300/1400" days will be gone forever.
The only way to get better is to study that shit like a part time job. That's why I quit playing, it's not as fun if you have to study and take it super seriously, like when I was playing competitive CS GO.
Get a sense of how much blitz you play. Take that time and start spending 70-80% of that studying openings, strategic planning, tactics (study them by category if you can so that your pattern recognition improves faster) and watch masters playing. Also, stop playing blitz once you're tilted. You need to maintain a positive spread if you're aiming to get to a rating like 2000, and there's just so many ways to lose a blitz game that you need to quit while you're ahead. Also, chess is incredibly gay
"Bone pressed" means, I believe, that they're measuring by pressing the ruler up against the pubic bone. I guess it's supposed to compensate for being fat by measuring the actual length versus usable length, or something.
Don't worry guys im above average size and still can't get any puh... Had to turn gay and met a 6'3" guy that was half the size and im just 5'7" to truly understand this bit
God damn, i feel like half the episodes Adam is just chewing straight in to the mic. Smacking his lips and making disgusting chewing noises. Its unbearable. How hard is it to just back off the mic when you're stuffing your face.
I’m actually on Bigdickproblems (same name look me up I don’t care, no one’s gonna see this) and the amount of hatred we get from SDP is crazy. You are literally not allowed to mention BDP in the SDP sub, at all, and they are aggressive about it.
