Dearest Dook, I am writing you today on behalf on my poor sensitive old man ears. These ears are sad because you have uploaded yet another absurdly quiet video. The only way these poor ears can understand you voice is to crank up the volume super high, but this presents a danger! At any moment an evil ad could attack them with the intent of bursting them or causing a tinnitus flare up! On behalf of those poor orphan ears that did nothing wrong I beseech you to crank up that audio in future videos. Sincerely, Edgar Allan 2.Poe
Dearest Dook, Part 2, As I have now watched one minute of your video I feel that my previous letter to you was in error. I do not, in fact, want you to crank up the audio. I want you to crank up just the sound of your voice. Your included sound effects are just as devastating as the hostile ad army, but I know that they are just young and don't realize their own strength. Yours forever, Edgar Allan 2.Poe
