Only time ive had a sparrow hawk in my hand like that it had just brained itself flying into the greenhouse. It went stiff as a board just like the monty python partot sketch.
I mean it's embarrassing, no matter what size they are. The small ones really ought to be more agile than the comparatively big clumsy ones, and the big ones should be too strong. And yet.
@@mutilatedpopsicles Americans pronounce vehicle like they have a stutter, dropped part of Aluminium to where the etymology no longer makes sense, converted every T into a D and have no fucking clue that there's more to England than just London.
That's very funny. The hawk had that look expecting imminent death every second. Couldn't wait when released to go tell his pals."You will not believe what this Rotter did!"
Kinda how i magine how you'd look whilw being held by a 15 foot tall giant.and if the bigger one falla to the intrusive though, its onw ahquish away from death.
Thank you for not mistreating the sparrow hawk. I’ve seen people go out of hand and treat the sparrow hawk cruelly and it’s just wrong! Thanks for showing that you can teach the hawk a lesson and still be nice :) have a great day :)
I mean, imagine you spend some years just flying around hunting and doing bird things, suddenly one day a giant just grabs you and you’re stuck. You can’t move, you can’t decide if it hurts or not cuz you’re still stunned, but all it does is carry you around and roar a bit. I’d be confused as shit too. 😂
@@AzarathMetreon this is what I tell my family all the time about them hunting & fishing! Lol. I'm like imagine you're just swimming, minding your own business when all of a sudden you get yeeted out of nowhere up into the sky then held up I front of strangers by your lip 😂
I like it when a hawk has never encountered an experienced rooster before. They always look like they're not sure what just happened but they want out in the worst way.
No kidding. Roos with experience under their belt in handling hawks can be absolutely brutal in taking out anything that threatens their hens. Hawks that encounter them probably have about two seconds to register the fact that the avian equivalent of doom music just started playing in the background before they see the beak speeding towards one of their eyeballs
@@blingblingboi5578 I've seen the real deal when working on my grandfolk's farm. Roosters really are one of those "fuck aroundand find out" types of animal.
@@jonathonmiller2662 bro I have to walk past this chicken and she has chicks they have a rooster bro…. The intensity on that rooster like bro I’m just trynna clean your owners pool please let me pass 😂💀
@RU-vidblows247 I too also like starting arguments with randoms online because they didn’t follow my exact preferences, finally somebody understands that the world only revolves around themselfs
Hawks are just baffled when a fucking land animal that is usually scared of them ends up catching them and the only way the can really react is “Oh fuck, I’m not sure what to do here”
In 5 years, that hawk is going to be drinking alone in a pub, while his mates laugh at him. "Hey, Steve! Tell us again about the time you got scolded by a polite giant!"
If I went hunting, and a giant flesh creature grabbed me and started chanting in an unknown tongue, only to release me just as quickly, I wouldn't return either
"Hastra habus screech huf hudnah! Grabrek pew die pen skarabajiom??? Mehcnatchu, brodofogus! Miaratus grentzh huak puah huak plak boom bababadoook!!!!! Seh, grans ter weeek weeek mbaaar ur traspor bleeeeghhh. Marsta ohus? Meeeow groanaa! Maaaartzzz shuat reykuaaaa. Nev hada tromuuuu." Direct Translation: How stubborn have (thou been) besieged to screaming creep over (this) utter naivety! Grably (I) reeking few diet(ary) (may mean "your fate is almost becoming a dead food"), fen (thou be) scatter (to) bay just (to never) return to me (unmission)????? March can thou, broken forth goes! Might rambling towards green stench hunt(ing) power (on) hook plate down barreling babies (domesticity/safety, may mean "live in peace") do (be) clear/ understand, (yes thou must understand!!!! Sheesh, grandly I tear weak ("I pity thee") weeeeaaakkkk so groooooaaaaaannn thy trespassing bleeeaaaak. Must this occur (again)? Now I groooaaaaaannn (or "I'll cry for that stupidity again")!!!! Maaaaaarrrrch (into) shielded ray lake. New (life) have had (been) tremendooooouuuuus (or "second chance").
The giant two legged monster grabs you and doesn't immediately kill you and instead just holds you and brings up a slab and talks to you before letting you go. Sounds like something that would be pretty worth making that face
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Yeah, the further north you go in Canada, the less you're inclined to fuck with Canadians. That said, I live in Toronto lol.
@@billycasper3545 you borh were better than what id gave done. id spike that thing like a football in the end zone. you have a right to protect your livestock
Hes gonna go and let his friends know whats up "Hey Paul how was that boxed in area with the other bir-" *DONT GO THERE...* "Paul? You okay? What hap-" *JUST. DONT. GO.*
I love how even though the bird is still caught, it just doesn’t care and gets a little sassy, straight up smacked him only one time when he said “naughty bird”
The bird knows its place. It smacked rather than ripped and tore with its beak. It knew what it could get away with. It knew death awaited it if it forgot itself.
@@Facetiously.Esoteric I'd imagine it was caught in the wire netting of the cage and he released it. Seen it a few times before. Unless he's like a superhero, slowed down time and grabbed it in mid air.
that's what sparrow hawks do. They hunt birds and other small prey. if you put mirrors or shiny objects around the aviary, most birds of prey will stay away from it. they don't like the reflection of light that shines in their eyes and they change their flight path. hope that helps. stay frosty
@@S.TradesI fly sparrowhawks, they have a very strong grip for their size and they are very sticky footed so don't let go very quickly. It is very painful. This one is in shock. The birds in the aviary would have been terrified, as they don't understand that the avairy mesh protects them.
That thing ain't doing any damage. Your hands are extremely resilient. I got bit by a dog aggressivly and grabbed it's mouth after and closed it and pinned it down until it stopped attacking. I had a 2.5 inch bite in my palm and it immediately started gushing blood. I just washed it and held paper towel on it for about an hour. Could have used stitches but nah. Point being don't be such a baby you are not as fragile as you think.
technically we should cook them because they're eating our pets. this is just a hawk but imagine pack of wolves murdering your cattle. as farmer you gotta make money and survive. what i did is grab hunting rifle and hunt them for my own survival.
