Speaker Johnson Gets Spanked | Nobody Wins Nevada GOP Primary | Trump’s Pick To Run The RNC 

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Perfectly said! 👍🏼

The party of "facts don't care about your feelings" is motivated *_entirely_* by their feelings.

The party of Karen.

They are just cry babies 😭 .

BAD ASS !

Now THAT's what I call dedication!

@@Rugelacharugula 😎

They said he managed to put on socks, though😂.

I can only guess he wasn't feeling the best, good for him, major dedication. 💙

With strong ties on both sides, I say no to all except TRUMP 🇺🇸 2024 🇺🇸 💯 🤘 Thank me later 😁

@@bernardwalden6884 The financial genius who bankrupted casinos The US President who sided with Russia over the CIA The Republican candidate who called for Russia to attack NATO allies The traitor who ‘allegedly’ stole national secrets and showed them off The rapist found by a court to have committed sexual assault The conman found by a court to have defrauded NY of hundreds of millions The bully who uses his notoriety to defame his detractors No. Can’t see anyone thanking you.

@@bernardwalden6884 “both sides,” of course. (That’ll make me creditable!) sure moron

One boot in Mike Johnson's ass ....lolol

What a badass move 😂

Trump is gonna be your president again. Enjoy

exactly... "We tried to be dishonest and circumvent democracy, and they messed up our plan! *pout*" absolute trash beasts.

“Where did they hide them, behind someone else going ’peek-a-boo’?”

"They hid one of their representatives" - Don't EVER play hide-and-seek with that man. He takes it to a whole new level.

he rolled a natural 20n on his stealth check Peek a Boo Mother F'r

It would be nice if the laughing was because he was a good comedian, but sadly because he is a clown.

That’s a given .

Please vote him out if he isn’t thrown out by A14, Section 3 LA, please send him to the bayou

Louisiana, according U.S. News and World Report, is rated 49th in comparison with other states. It has been ranked 50th for several. Alaska, also run into the ground by Republicans now holds the place of 50th - the worst state in the United States.The Koch brothers are turning the state into total failure. The 10 worst states are run by Republicans.

Y'all have got to vote Mike Johnson out of office. He's a closeted Satanist masquerading as a good Christian. He's also obviously closeted something else, but we won't get into his or Lindsay Gramm's private lives. Besides there's nothing wrong with being gay unless you're being really hypocritical about it, as both of them are. I wonder what the arrangement with his wife is? I mean she has to suspect...

In Mike Johnson's defense. The Republican party in the time of MAGA is completely unmanageable. But Nancy Pelosi was the ma'am.

​@@Gearjammer1957 Nancy was managing the house in the time of maga. But she couldn't be taken down by threats.

Dana Milbank of the Washington Post put it this way: "House Speaker Mike Johnson has been on the job for barely more than 100 days, but he has already accomplished the impossible. He has made Kevin McCarthy look like a legislative genius."

She's not pretty and cannot fake smart!

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Good one!!!! 💯💯💯👍👍💕💕💕💕💕

does puty's Bidding . Insurrectionist and Traitor !

It was Brilliant, I hope he gets the top job one day.

Indeed ​@@gingercat777

"Or indicktable if you will" 😂 Savage!

“Indictable, or in-dick-table.” Badass.

Even more badass when you realize they were ghoulish enough to hold the vote then BECAUSE he was having emergency surgery.

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According to MTG, it's a game 😁

And such a grand policy it was, codifying illegal immigration into law!! Get your heads out of your asses, it's been shoved way up there far too long, your brains have permanently become shit!!

​@@robertsilva4racist tool much? Projection 📽

@@freya8133 Aaaaaw, have you not learned any new tricks, still barking out the same old noise?

@@robertsilva4 "You have called me out for projecting before, therefore I am not projecting, you are mad, I win." Absolute state of discourse

And women, and humans, and the world.

To our species.

Can't wait for her fame to expire so Magic: The Gathering can have it's initials unsullied.

YES, SHE IS !!!

The U$ government is an embarrassment to Murica.

and now he's fallin', so he _can't_ get it up!

I don’t know about that , I heard he and his son “touch” base whenever either one of them “ gets it up”. Isn’t that the most disgusting 🤢 thing you’ve ever heard of ?

He will do well to change his last name to Hunt.

He was expected to be a hard man, but he appears to be soft when it comes to counting….

Does he have to report that to his son?

There a legend that a dead MP voted in a debate in the Houses of Parliament. He was allegedly carried through the voting lobby in favour of the motion. Please remember no one other than the Monarch, is allowed to die in the Palace of Westminister ie the Houses of Parliament.

and he had to go right back to the hospital. He should not have been out of bed but he got wheeled in wearing scrubs and socks to stop the crazy stuff for one more day.

Reminds me John McCain's thumb down gesture.

God rest John McCain. Flew out right after brain surgery & had to wait till 2am for them to call his name for the vote. I'll never forget it. He knew the GQP didn't have a health care plan & millions would lose coverage if he didn't vote no. That's a patriot! Putting we the people over party!!​@@jodyfulford8215

He was heavily needed!

A well-deserved photo-op. Get well soon, sir!

Uh oh, here comes Green out of nowhere with THE FOLDED CHAIR!!!

These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

That's what dedication to your job looks like. You couldn't write a better plot swerve if you tried!

How does it feel that you democrats are losing?

I love his hit song, "Love and Happiness"

Both Al Greens are legends! I love Love and Happiness too

@@sailincat2822 I think she meant Al Green.

@@SirDavidPaladin, sorry, my bad. I shouldn't have comment so fast without reading more closely. Thanks for the correction.

Darn those democrats and their invisibility hospital gowns.

Undoubtedly facing a shitstorm now.

...one of their few 'high bars'.

great

That's a pretty low high bar. LOL!

Tyranny? The GOP are not the ones who have turned the mainstream media against 50% of the country. These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

It's unrealistic, there is no way Greene knows what an orca is

@@mlpfanboy1701 Maybe she does, maybe she watched the movie "Free Willy". Oh wait......... that's Lauren Bobert.

Impeach My Orcus because he has the Wand of Orcus

@@mlpfanboy1701is a little veggie, looks like corncobs, right?

IMPEECH my Orcas in crayon 😂

That's the Republican party of this cycle.. that and grifting is all they do.

Only if when they do the vote over and over until they can impeach Mayorkas, instead they impeach everyone who was stopping him from doing the job.

Believe it sister! Or brother

lol Good one, a politician taking responsibilities, that would be a first.

Unfortunately, they're making to much money from insider trading to ever quit the job...

@@mikefearn6596 Not insider trading, straight up bribes.

First thing I thought of when I heard this story about Green was Caesar Romney. And MTG LIES.

@@klim4838 I'd better make sure folk know which Green I am talking about...too many crazy Greens and only one sane one!

@@marieroberts5664 And you're right, it was Caesar RODNEY. My bad! 💖

Also a good person with the last name of Green.

@@HashknightGaminghim, John and Hank Green are the only other good Greens

@@HashknightGaming I read that her ex-husband wants her to remove the Greene part of her name. That's even better: Empty

@@ianmccombie2476 and singer/songwriter Al Green

@@sheilaboston7051 I heard about that I hope he does she is an embrassment to the guy.

Lauren Boeberts game plan for money when she doesn't get reelected

That burn was so bad it turned into a wildfire 🔥

@@innocentrage1 Boebert had experience in that field before getting elected.

Yeah, but the orca drawing looked too realistic...😁

I laughed so hard!!! LMAO😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

I didn't get it at first 😂😂😂

surprised he did not go with My Orcus as in Demon Lord of Death and holder of the Wand of Orcus but then Hasbro/WotC would sue for IP infringement #sendthepinkertons

@@RS3isRealscape WotC has definitely been going nuts lately. They keep doing things to annoy D&D fans.

That's what I said!

No , only when one of them actually becomes a wanker .

Excellent! 😂😂

Sure would be nice if it were actually doing that. This is your daily reminder that Biden is currently down 2 when he needs to win by 3.5, and is way behind in Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, and Georgia (he's tied in PA and WI). Even despite ALL of this, Trump is at least even money to win again. edit: guys, I'm not a Republican. I'm terrified of Trump winning. But it being really bad doesn't mean it can't happen!

Let me see, if I have to choose the side you offer, incompetence? or just plain stupidity...

@cranapple3367 How'd that 2022 midterm Red Wave prediction work out for ya? Or the 2023 elections? But I get it. Losing over and over and over is hard. You just keep holding onto those polls if it helps you sleep better at night. 😘

@@sue7734 I'm not a Republican. I'm a progressive quite far to the left even of the average Democrat. I'm terrified of a Trump win. But the fact that him being ahead right now is INSANE does not make it not true. For the record, polling accurately anticipated the 2022 midterms. It showed, correctly, that Democrats were doing better than an incumbent party usually does during a midterm and that Republicans were paying a price for nominating lunatics. But so far they do not show that this year.

Agreed and a turd with a republican in his pants yes shit lol

When he's able to make Kevin McCarthy look competent, he needs to rethink his entire life.

He is a johnson.

At least get his name correct, his name is Moses Johnson.......😜

​@@ThirtyYearstoolate 'Micro'

Imagine my anxiety once I found out Mike isn't Cajun. WTF Louisiana?!?

These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

I tell ya hwat.

Love how you don’t want to answer for any of the bad things that the democrats have done. I mean I would be ashamed as well, but still. And why should people on the right be panicking? We’re literally winning😂🤦🏼. And in the worst case scenario where one of the multiple cases against Trump (with the goal of keeping him out of Office, wow the demicrats are soooo democratic) happens then Vivek or Ron or anyone would just hop back in and continue the movement. You people are pathetic.

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Indicktable! 😂

I think when Stephen mentioned her name, the audience went "Moooo" instead of "Boooo"!

Excellent analogy .... 👍👍👍👍

THOSE WHALES HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG !

It's the only reason Republicans run for office, really. They don't really care about creating laws, just getting rich, and then also tax cuts for the rich.

Since they’ve never had any pride to begin with , it’s not hard to give up .

She had money before she ran for office. Her daddy was the biggest contractor in his section of the state. Her parents left the multimillion dollar business to her when they retired. She handed the business over to her husband to run, while she ran her gym business. She was already a millionaire. Now she's a bigger millionaire.

Excellent point! I mean we all know they're in it for money and power.

Wow. That's some participation trophy.

It works OK if the Speaker isn't a liar.

For simplicity they should each get two lights, red and green, so that one can pause a vote and visually count the vote for when a speaker lies about the count.

@@veronicastewart1112 Exactly the problem.

It's fine. If anyone disagrees they can call a floor vote. It's just a way for things to run smoother when people aren't being disingenuous.

@@dracoargentum9783 I'm with you, except shapes would be better due to colorblindness

Mine didn’t but I’m just as proud , that man is a BADASS !

Way to go Houston! Thank you for your service, Congressman Green!

​@terryoquinn8199 Not only a badass but amazing at hide and seek!

Lying for attention

@@lumpylumpyloo ....seems Trumpian...

Stop giving him a HARD time. 😜

Was that an indickment ?

😂😂😂

Very Cary Grant!

For an "indickment" 😂

@@rinzaghi2057 Maybe her brain got zapped by those space lasers

No ! She uses the peach tree dish to serve her gazpacho police up .

😅😅 good one 😅😅

Maybe the title of Gaffemaster should be reassigned from Sleepy Joe to Mean Marjoe Greene ....

"Those tricksy democrats tricksed us by getting more votes again, precious! Screee!"

She read out a short passage, which she obviously didn't understand and used her finger to follow the words. Instead of indictment, she said indicktment. Jamie Raskin followed up with, "In response to the gentlelady from Georgia ... indictment, or indeed, even an indickment ..." I was on the floor - what a burn!

Hey now they're good at other things too! Embarrassing themselves and others, committing crimes, exploiting their constituents and acting like misbehaving toddlers. Yes the GOP has many "skills"

@@sheilaboston7051 Marjorie Taylor Green looks things up (or at least tries to once in a very great while) in a indictionary.

​@@sheilaboston7051 Instead of "The Gentle Lady from Georgia" they need to call her "The Mental Lady from Georgia".

This is how the cult works. She dropped everything to serve him, now she's thrown under the bus like many before . 😂😂 she deserve it, whose next????

Seriously. It’s like trying to be Henry VIII’s seventh wife.

@@BradloRaul 😂😂

"[Ronna McDaniels] even change her name and Trump threw her under the bus anyhow" - Don't forget that she also called the January 6 insurrection, "legitimate political discourse". For some inexplicable reason, these idiots all seem to believe that THEY will be the one that Trump doesn't turn against. They haven't gotten the memo that the loyalty is completely one-sided.

@@nomore6167 when you in the cult,you're brainwashed.😉 She's not the first and won't be the last to realize Trump is a true sociopath. 😂

Or a lemonade stand !

Yes because we know who the Supreme Court really answers to and it's not the American people

I feel they can't be trusted to run a bath

I like lemonade, I don’t like republicans

These are some honest questions. And don’t answer it with another question or some gaslighting. How does it feel to be on the side that thinks men can get pregnant and that there are more than 2 genders? How does it feel to be on the side that is responsible for creating this extreme level of political correctness that is just like a poison in our society? How does it feel to be on the side that created all these radical ideas about gender, race and sexuality? Or that men shouldn’t protect their wives because men who do that are toxic? How does it feel to be on the side that has as much economic sense as a fish knows about computer engineering? How does it feel to be on the side that has the shittiest politices? Like letting 10 million illegals into the country. How does it feel to be on the side that activly trash talks the US and calls it an evil, racist, sexist etc country? How does it feel to be on the side that cares more about having enough gender confused people in the army than actual people in the army? How does it feel to be on the side that is currently losing both politically and losing it’s relevance? People are tired of your BS. Which is why you’re losing in the polls. YOU are out of date.

Het is "laughing" met een u 😁

We can do both 😅

​@@costeris35 yes, yes indeed

Ik ook hou van deze man

We deserve it. 😅 Have you noticed that Americans have become much more humble since electing Trump? Well, 60% of us anyway.😅

That’s doubtful. “None of these candidates” likely Drew a lot of prospective TFG voters expressly voting against Haley.

They like trump

No, we don't. ​@@jai-kk5uu

theyre just going to turn right around and pick trump at the caucus thing anyway

Considering Trump wasn't on the ballot, "None of these candidates" was probably just them saying, "We'd vote for the 91 times indicated criminal if we could, but we can't so..."

Just like the cyclops in the Odyssey, you lost to no one!

Second to none!

Nice !

More like "Good news! Nobody beat you!" Or "Nobody was able to get more votes than you!"