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Species That Don't Deserve to Exist 

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don't hate on me for the sloth decision please. it had to be done
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Комментарии : 12 тыс.   
@patriksohlman6869
@patriksohlman6869 3 года назад
Boffys search history ”Sloths die after falling out of tree”
@druze3210
@druze3210 3 года назад
He says that sloths mistake their arm for a branch, while it literally says on screen that its not true
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RU-vidr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear pat
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku what the hell do you want,you don’t contribute a thing to the world,you are literally as likeable as the color Red Orange
@tehpub8517
@tehpub8517 3 года назад
🤣
@jeremy.90210
@jeremy.90210 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku like literally you have the brain power of a preschooler with brain damage doing a finger painting
@jamms22g32
@jamms22g32 3 года назад
The blobfish really isn’t that ugly. It’s normally held together by the high pressure of the deep ocean which makes it more normal shape
@quirkyturtle768
@quirkyturtle768 3 года назад
Facts like did he not look at the normal vs out of water comparison
@NexusKirin
@NexusKirin 3 года назад
The normal fish looks like he about to give me my next mission
@Thew3232
@Thew3232 3 года назад
Yeah those pictures of the unpressurized blobfish make me sad. Like they look cool until they just die and get reeled up onto the surface.
@Tushii
@Tushii 3 года назад
RU-vidrs usually make wrong points like this on purpose, to increase comments correcting them, and the algorithm likes more comments
@jamms22g32
@jamms22g32 3 года назад
@@Tushii I doubt that’s why boffy said that though. He is the type of guy to just not know that stuff because it’s an unimportant fact. And even if he was you are contributing to it so
@tyta.luctuosa
@tyta.luctuosa 2 года назад
fun fact: the blobfish looks completely normal in its natural habitat but when they bring it up to thesurface, thats when it gets this weird because its body is used to extremely high water pressure because it lives very deep underwater
@SomerandompersonYT7557
@SomerandompersonYT7557 3 месяца назад
True
@heaven5165
@heaven5165 2 года назад
“They are capable I devouring a baby human child😄” “Oh that’s nice”
@unfunny_guy100
@unfunny_guy100 3 года назад
The “Blobfish” you’re seeing is actually a deep sea animal that has internally exploded from the pressure of being pulled up so fast, they’re actually a much better looking creature than this, just fyi
@jovelikesbbgs
@jovelikesbbgs 3 года назад
They are still really ugly though
@HauptmannWurst
@HauptmannWurst 3 года назад
They are not as ugly underwater as when they are on the surface
@Polska_Edits
@Polska_Edits 3 года назад
@@HauptmannWurst still kinda ugly
@MusicSounds
@MusicSounds 3 года назад
now i feel bad
@boiledlemon3797
@boiledlemon3797 3 года назад
The natural Blobfish actually looks pretty cute. I wouldn’t say cute enough to be a pet, but definitely better than some of the other creatures on this list.
@petersocha5551
@petersocha5551 3 года назад
"They're just a lame middle man that happens to have caught the insect version of the clap and is making it our problem." Absolute gold.
@TheChopmama
@TheChopmama 3 года назад
And absolute god
@alessioughetta3677
@alessioughetta3677 3 года назад
@@TheChopmama No, he's talking TO god.
@stephaniemooneyham616
@stephaniemooneyham616 2 года назад
for those who dont know what an immortal jellyfish is and don't think boffy explained it very well: they can revert themselves to a previous stage of their life, basically living forever until something eats them or whatever
@MisterMoodyHere
@MisterMoodyHere 7 месяцев назад
0:10 the way his eyes peer through the letters and stare into my soul 😰
@p0t4go
@p0t4go 3 года назад
"looks like theyre awkwardly tryna hold hands" -most human relationships
@diogoandre756
@diogoandre756 3 года назад
Correction: Most child "relationships". No, it's not cute, it's cringe.
@ulcazperx3366
@ulcazperx3366 3 года назад
@@diogoandre756 you mean most relationship child or not idiot
@deanwrubel5730
@deanwrubel5730 3 года назад
Fun fact: the blob fish doesn’t actually look like a demon when it’s underwater.
@jennifersu375
@jennifersu375 3 года назад
Yea cuz of the pressure of the deep sea
@aightbet164
@aightbet164 3 года назад
Bruh.
@knockknock941
@knockknock941 3 года назад
All the blob fish pictures come from fisherman who pull them up out of the deep sea causing all their organs to expand, which result in an ugly mess.
@caydenshorter1410
@caydenshorter1410 3 года назад
Yeah it would be kinda like if someone just pulled u up into space 😃
@lmboaaaaa6601
@lmboaaaaa6601 3 года назад
yep :l
@AlexL13487
@AlexL13487 8 месяцев назад
Hyena sounds like the Purple villager💀💀💀
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@howdouspelicup
@howdouspelicup 11 месяцев назад
The daddy long legs are actually really cool they help kill the mosquitoes
@zhongxina8426
@zhongxina8426 3 года назад
"I don't understand why people are scared of me." Literally seconds later: "I'm a big fan of mass destruction."
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 года назад
Ha first comment
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 года назад
The person above me is dumb
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 года назад
The person above me is wrong
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 года назад
The person above me are dumb
@Ivyevolution
@Ivyevolution 3 года назад
The people that commented are smart
@tangent8364
@tangent8364 3 года назад
“And next on this list is human children” - Boffy 2021
@crystalbaker1870
@crystalbaker1870 3 года назад
If teens count then guess I’m just gonna leave now guys bye 👋
@Vid_Switcher
@Vid_Switcher 3 года назад
No it should only be toddlers to babies we should be given birth a child not baby
@Hat_shaped
@Hat_shaped 3 года назад
^ The only good point in the whole video yeap
@amitasrivastava493
@amitasrivastava493 3 года назад
@@Vid_Switcher nah, we should just fuckin lay eggs
@EPITHALON
@EPITHALON 3 года назад
Lovely:]
@Alicyndaquil
@Alicyndaquil 2 года назад
Actually, the goblin shark jaw makes perfect sense. In water, opening your mouth while swimming cancel you hydrodynamics, making you slower and blowing away small fish with the waves you cause (as water doesn't flow over you anymore)
@yourlocallospolloshermanos4706
♪⁌⁊ªª⁌⁍
@keels829
@keels829 2 года назад
I love how the one bookmark he has is about classical piano.
@tacticalbanana2291
@tacticalbanana2291 3 года назад
about hyenas: “it’s neck is half its body” giraffes: am i a joke to you? edit: no i’m not going to correct my grammar
@erickatin1
@erickatin1 3 года назад
Ostrich: don’t forget me dudes
@jellysiu4820
@jellysiu4820 3 года назад
@@erickatin1 Rhea: am i a joke to you?
@SimplyComi
@SimplyComi 3 года назад
Wow just wow
@angelsantiago5941
@angelsantiago5941 3 года назад
I laugh like a hyena it's sad 😁
@uiobak9756
@uiobak9756 3 года назад
at least giraffes got an excuse
@Clardtard
@Clardtard 3 года назад
“Looks like the average rural American” -Boffy
@cyanleafgd
@cyanleafgd 3 года назад
CyanLeafGD
@ulightronx4259
@ulightronx4259 3 года назад
Damn
@LeHyperTech
@LeHyperTech 3 года назад
E
@sirbarkslot2255
@sirbarkslot2255 3 года назад
Eeeeeee
@Rhakjellg
@Rhakjellg 3 года назад
Fart funnies sussy dicky amog sus ż😜😥🤨😲🙄😢😡😳😳😳😣😓😟😓🥸😯🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵
@No.U
@No.U 2 года назад
I disagree with blobfish. Normally, under the proper pressure, they aren’t bloated messes, rather more normal looking fish. I mean I have other disagreements but the blobfish I feel was unjust Also, where are wasps
@Ball_fondler.
@Ball_fondler. Год назад
Wasps are *really good* at getting rid of pests
@No.U
@No.U Год назад
@@Ball_fondler. Then they should get rid of *themselves*
@cunnieseverywhere
@cunnieseverywhere 11 месяцев назад
@@No.U wasps have anger issues, dont anger them
@No.U
@No.U 11 месяцев назад
@@cunnieseverywhere How do you not anger them? They do just sting you when you've never even tried to get close or do anything to them
@cunnieseverywhere
@cunnieseverywhere 11 месяцев назад
@@No.U you most likely did something and tried to cover it up
@sleepyflowerlover
@sleepyflowerlover Год назад
I think we should all apricate this man for having one of the best short careers on the internet
@fortnitesexman
@fortnitesexman 3 года назад
The naked mole rat is immune to cancer Yet at the same time looks like it has cancer
@durszl
@durszl 3 года назад
It looks like it is cancer itself
@SwizzleDrizzl
@SwizzleDrizzl 3 года назад
I think they're kinda cute
@xyzcherie
@xyzcherie 3 года назад
@@durszl LOL
@jovelikesbbgs
@jovelikesbbgs 3 года назад
@@SwizzleDrizzl youre just wrong
@Samy-te3hu
@Samy-te3hu 3 года назад
@@SwizzleDrizzl Are you ok ?
@karolclark791
@karolclark791 3 года назад
Boffy: “human children” Everyone: “makes sense” Boffy: “sloths” Everyone: “wowowowo, you have gone too far buddy, someone call the FBI”
@Samithecutie
@Samithecutie 3 года назад
You can insult our young, but insulting an entire other species where we draw the line
@EXP.Expired
@EXP.Expired 3 года назад
@@Samithecutie they have terrifying claws
@giovannygutierrez4930
@giovannygutierrez4930 3 года назад
@@Samithecutie they eat poop
@Emperor_Redgrave
@Emperor_Redgrave 3 года назад
Sloths literally shit out 1/3 of their body weight and can die from it. They can literally shit themselves to death. Sloths are completely useless
@niallcahill5466
@niallcahill5466 3 года назад
And the hyenas
@PeskyBee1616
@PeskyBee1616 8 месяцев назад
I want a full apology video with tears for having crane fly and hyena in this video
@doNOTbanthiscccount
@doNOTbanthiscccount 11 месяцев назад
The hyena sounds just like a minecraft witch
@frownyclowny6955
@frownyclowny6955 3 года назад
Fun fact: The reason Blobfish look the way they do is because *we took them out of their natural deep sea environment and laugh at them being unable to handle atmospheric pressures that are unnatural for their bodies.*
@mr.malpractice6390
@mr.malpractice6390 3 года назад
@@maxiesc but you do explode when you're in space
@1Phire
@1Phire 3 года назад
should've built a pressure suit stupid blobfish
@Cloud-kz7bw
@Cloud-kz7bw 3 года назад
Well if we go deep enough without any moder advancements we do
@EmbarsArt
@EmbarsArt 3 года назад
that sounds really sad :(
@fortnitesexman
@fortnitesexman 3 года назад
Maxi Tranquility I mean we become a mushy paste of human goo Kind of like oatmeal actually
@fuyuha
@fuyuha 3 года назад
Boffy talking about committing mass genocide on the species of mosquitoes is something we needed, but didn't deserve.
@DanTheHuman
@DanTheHuman 3 года назад
Mosquitoes are the worst creatures to exist
@orangeoblivion8714
@orangeoblivion8714 3 года назад
@@DanTheHuman wasps
@DanTheHuman
@DanTheHuman 3 года назад
@@orangeoblivion8714 do you know what malaria is
@kmang5140
@kmang5140 3 года назад
@@DanTheHuman do you know about black death
@Aryan-rx9rl
@Aryan-rx9rl 3 года назад
we kinda do deserve it because those mfs killed more than half of humans that have lived on this planet.
@arushi54
@arushi54 8 месяцев назад
How weird is it that just today I happened to talk about mosquitoes deserving nothing but hell and now I come across this video!!
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 7 месяцев назад
I hate mosquitoes
@adamchmielewski6162
@adamchmielewski6162 3 года назад
“Next up is human children” *long pause* “All right a lot of you are gonna get mad at me for this one, but sloths.”
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 года назад
I mean hes not wrong
@antonpersson1869
@antonpersson1869 3 года назад
That is indeed what happened in the video
@mr.rizzlah
@mr.rizzlah 3 года назад
@@tonyamousel4492 i agreed too
@darkmeraldpvp6531
@darkmeraldpvp6531 3 года назад
@@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does
@darkmeraldpvp6531
@darkmeraldpvp6531 3 года назад
@@tonyamousel4492 at least it doesn't Harm nature unlike Humans does
@someboredperson2949
@someboredperson2949 3 года назад
“Spider crabs are able to devour a human child.” I’m getting a pet today.
@user-pv4ht7zv4x
@user-pv4ht7zv4x 3 года назад
Nice imma get onethen free it and when the police shows up ill just say that it scaped
@sam6231
@sam6231 3 года назад
Your getting a human child?
@firedestroyer53
@firedestroyer53 3 года назад
@@sam6231 yes. yes i am. I will train it to kill something.
@isorfidien6104
@isorfidien6104 3 года назад
@@sam6231 Yes. And a spider crab. >:D
@CupOfThea97
@CupOfThea97 3 года назад
yikes-
@gajger3178
@gajger3178 3 месяца назад
"No I don't wanna shop for giant isopods" killed me 😭
@getout6174
@getout6174 2 года назад
"This ones more of a mercy kill" I cant
@gorgebutton5885
@gorgebutton5885 3 года назад
I’m convinced he aged rapidly after showing his face.
@unaozolina3355
@unaozolina3355 3 года назад
I agree
@Eyeball44
@Eyeball44 3 года назад
I refuse to believe that he is 16. It doesn't compute
@no_u420
@no_u420 3 года назад
@@Eyeball44 I swear to got I would believe him if he said 'jk I'm actually 50'
@nex_7062
@nex_7062 3 года назад
I agree
@simone635
@simone635 3 года назад
so that his identity would still be a secret
@ryanxu9983
@ryanxu9983 3 года назад
Fun fact: the reason why blob fishes look like that on land is that blob fishes usually just stay really deep in the ocean, but when we fish em up to the surface they violently depressurize and become well... blobby. they look like normal fishes when they're in the sea
@CedarCeed
@CedarCeed 3 года назад
Yeah. Basically their tissues explode. They look so majestic otherwise. :(
@simstudiosofficial
@simstudiosofficial 3 года назад
Its kinda sad how everyone sees them only like that
@ranjanakumari564
@ranjanakumari564 3 года назад
Haha big blob be stupiddd
@simstudiosofficial
@simstudiosofficial 3 года назад
@@ranjanakumari564 ?
@greenman784
@greenman784 3 года назад
@@simstudiosofficial Are you not have the are yes the when are get are the yes when are the the the yes of the get of sarcasm?
@simplgaming8495
@simplgaming8495 Год назад
Sloths actually have a type of fungus in their fur that might help in curing cancer...
@bruhgage
@bruhgage Год назад
I just realized this was posted of my birthday. A great birthday present.
@chickenbutt906
@chickenbutt906 3 года назад
Boffy: I'm not a sociopath... now here's a list of species that I would extinct if I was God.
@BigChessFan
@BigChessFan 3 года назад
Yeah, its almost like it was a joke.
@JoninAnimateYT
@JoninAnimateYT 3 года назад
Yeah, sounds normal to me
@Annie-qe2uu
@Annie-qe2uu 3 года назад
Why hyena's tho
@nin7485
@nin7485 2 года назад
@annie hyenas built like a 2 y.o draw a mux of a dog and a cat
@jcstaff1007
@jcstaff1007 3 года назад
Boffy, the blobfish only looks like that because it’s been de-pressurized from 3,000 feet underwater. The air dissolving out of its skin tore it to shreds.
@iseeyousleepdad6463
@iseeyousleepdad6463 3 года назад
Interesting
@deprezzed_chimkenn4327
@deprezzed_chimkenn4327 3 года назад
YES. I WANTED TO SAY THAT I JUST DIDN’T KNOW HOW!!
@sleepingoof4327
@sleepingoof4327 3 года назад
i mean if i was a blobfish and i looked like that i would just ask to be extinct
@melon7514
@melon7514 3 года назад
You guys should look up the Helicoprion. It’s a prehistoric aquatic creature. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t actually look like most of those photos, but what we thought it looked like is terrifying
@thighcrush3640
@thighcrush3640 3 года назад
@@sleepingoof4327 they normally look like fish
@iforgor2682
@iforgor2682 Год назад
The species that REALLY deserve to go EXRINCT FORM THIS PLANETS SURFACE is dream stans
@Merlontheblubb
@Merlontheblubb Год назад
Yes
@arjunchaturvedi9177
@arjunchaturvedi9177 2 года назад
I was bit by a mosquito while boffy said he would erase mosquit. Go Boffy
@SU1_cidalDadbro
@SU1_cidalDadbro 3 года назад
Subscribing to Boffy is like a weird but pleasant cycle of forgetting he exists and then remembering that he does when he makes another ungodly (funny) video.
@moomeowmoomeow
@moomeowmoomeow 3 года назад
Yes. Im always happy when he uploads
@disruptersanimations1275
@disruptersanimations1275 3 года назад
Ikr
@ArthurKhazbs
@ArthurKhazbs 3 года назад
You could screw around on his Discord server too
@mrcursed_
@mrcursed_ 3 года назад
agree
@Lyquaria
@Lyquaria 3 года назад
It's like being subscribed to Technoblade but without content starvation
@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX
@Xx_LennyxGaming_xX 3 года назад
"Devour a human child" **CHOKES ON AIR**
@GlitchedGuts
@GlitchedGuts 3 года назад
Mmm kapi he has been profiled
@zion6688
@zion6688 3 года назад
nice
@Storm-sh7ys
@Storm-sh7ys 3 года назад
I read this as I heard it
@unknownguyindo4356
@unknownguyindo4356 3 года назад
Chokes on air is hurt and make you gag pretty hard. (It happen when I was laughing too hard and suddenly I was choking)
@MilkIsTheOne
@MilkIsTheOne 3 года назад
You use discord ey?
@sillicon8227
@sillicon8227 2 года назад
The blobfish actually looks really cute under deep water (it looks like actual shit on the earths surface)
@chunkycoffee8312
@chunkycoffee8312 2 года назад
It’s cool the immortal jellyfish actually changes it’s tissue type from standard to specialized during transformation. As a mature adult it can send itself back to a healthy teenage polyp
@edenstarz9451
@edenstarz9451 3 года назад
Fun fact: the “blobfish” is actually a fish with major tissue damage, the actual blob fish is a better looking creature that lives deep below
@corbinius.
@corbinius. 3 года назад
not major tissue damage, they live in high pressure enviroments so when they get out, they expand they just arent meant to handle this
@scocat1944
@scocat1944 3 года назад
@@corbinius. yes and that expanding causes major tissue damage
@therealspeedwagon1451
@therealspeedwagon1451 3 года назад
The blob fish image is actually a blob fish after being pulled out of the water and has severe damage. It looks like an actual fish in its natural habitat
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp
@RiteshRajbhandari-lp 3 года назад
I was looking for this exact piece of info. Imagine some extraterrestrial life snatching you to outer space and discuss how disgusting you look judging by how extremely swollen and red-blue your whole body is and how you're bleeding from every possible orifice
@nain0a754
@nain0a754 3 года назад
*deadpool* “A small price to pay, for salvation”
@Fireboy3727
@Fireboy3727 3 года назад
Fun fact: if you light a mosquito crane on fire, it screams. I know this from personal experience
@babyyoda3215
@babyyoda3215 3 года назад
Huh
@dashdashguy
@dashdashguy 3 года назад
Huh
@user-xd2ff3rm6c
@user-xd2ff3rm6c 3 года назад
hahhaha i know another way to have fun
@quilox8241
@quilox8241 3 года назад
Huh
@dashdashguy
@dashdashguy 3 года назад
@@user-xd2ff3rm6c YOU RUINED THE TRAIN
@G-switch
@G-switch 2 года назад
When boffy explained tapeworms i for some reason thought of it being a bed bug and i dont think im gonna slee for a while.
@j-lord904
@j-lord904 Год назад
hyenas sound like minecraft witch prove me wrong
@thefriendlymetroid6655
@thefriendlymetroid6655 3 года назад
Boffy: “if you saw a viperfish or goblin shark while swimming you would shit your pants.” If you saw those while swimming you most likely will have been crushed by water pressure
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад
And, by conjunction, you will have shat your pants
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад
@MercurialMærc and your pants.
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 года назад
You'd be a flesh pancake
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 года назад
@@quantumblauthor7300 ah yes nothing
@dragonmaster7128
@dragonmaster7128 3 года назад
For colon would have compressed and I goes if you had pants on then you would but idk
@thotimusprimeofficial273
@thotimusprimeofficial273 3 года назад
“They can move quick when they want to.” Is a terrifying sentence in regards to a slow moving animal.
@decaying_meat_lad
@decaying_meat_lad 3 года назад
Imagine seeing one in the wild and after a while of having a staring contest with it, it just decides to sprint at you full speed.
@tash9384
@tash9384 3 года назад
@@decaying_meat_lad 💀😀
@cactusbread2215
@cactusbread2215 3 года назад
It's like if snails actually move at the speed of sound but only if no one watched it
@asherkat5853
@asherkat5853 Год назад
What a great video to watch while there is a giant mosquito headbutting my walls
@nikches5121
@nikches5121 11 месяцев назад
today in 2023, we got literal mosquitos carrying malaria now in flordia
@hhgff778
@hhgff778 3 года назад
Sorry for being a nerd but actually, the blob fish looks like that because they live deep underwater were the pressure is far greater than the one here, so the blob fish looks much better under water.
@ViolentNightshade
@ViolentNightshade 3 года назад
Beat me too it
@frownyclowny6955
@frownyclowny6955 3 года назад
A fellow nerd, good. Let us communicate via brain wrinkles.
@jay-tbl
@jay-tbl 3 года назад
and when they look blobby its because they're being crushed to death under their own weight
@matthewsaints350
@matthewsaints350 3 года назад
Poor thing.
@Slimeight
@Slimeight 3 года назад
Omg yessssss
@thepanglossian9111
@thepanglossian9111 3 года назад
Fun fact: A blobfish only looks like that after being pulled up from the bottom of the ocean. It actually looks quite nice when it hasn't been decompressed. Well sort of nice, nicer I should say. Edit: I am not thanking anyone or likes. I am asking why the heck there is so many after one day? It was just a correction jesus christ.
@Q_ari
@Q_ari 3 года назад
Oof. Blob fish are just sas
@thebrandunsafeone7184
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 года назад
In the words of tumblr Imagine if aliens named us based on what we looked like when we explode in the vacuum of space
@popoki522
@popoki522 3 года назад
yeah because all the pressure literally makes their insides explode :(( it’s really sad actually
@jm1646
@jm1646 3 года назад
@@thebrandunsafeone7184 of course we all know that we don't explode in space but ya its pretty sad.
@thebrandunsafeone7184
@thebrandunsafeone7184 3 года назад
@@jm1646 no, instead it implodes us by completely sucking all the air out of our body
@Nyaalexi
@Nyaalexi 7 месяцев назад
I like how most of these are bugs, or are bug-like.
@mari-with-a-gun
@mari-with-a-gun 2 года назад
The common picture of the blob fish is a blob fish that’s been pulled close to the surface. They’re deep water fish and look pretty cool when they’re normal. (The change in pressure messes them up out of water) Also, “daddy long legs” refers to three completely different creatures, only one is a spider.
@Kindred...
@Kindred... 3 года назад
*"They're capable of devouring a human child"* Boffy: *aW tHaT's NiCe*
@cuteanimals792
@cuteanimals792 3 года назад
on another note. WHERE TF DID THEY GET THAT STATISTIC. HAS THERE BEEN AN OCCURENCE WHERE A CHILD HAS BEEN EATEN ALIVE BY CRABS. IMAGINE THE UNBEARABLE PAIN AND MILD COMEDY AS YOU ARE EATEN BY A SWARM OF CRABS.
@w_ldan
@w_ldan 3 года назад
@@cuteanimals792 *_Kinky_*
@arashi2081
@arashi2081 3 года назад
@@w_ldan ......Everyday we stray farther from god....
@greenman784
@greenman784 3 года назад
@@w_ldan _THATS ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY_
@cloudedmind1536
@cloudedmind1536 3 года назад
@@w_ldan bROOOOOOOO YEAH NOOOOO UM
@shivaaa657
@shivaaa657 3 года назад
Spider: *exists* Boffy: “yeah I’m gonna have to ask you to not do that”
@braxtonthelucario2129
@braxtonthelucario2129 3 года назад
Boffy: and i took that personally
@cyberseai9305
@cyberseai9305 3 года назад
*Sad spider twerking*
@K3LINSKI
@K3LINSKI 3 года назад
spider keep the balance of the earth
@littlebeanz3738
@littlebeanz3738 3 года назад
@@K3LINSKI yes
@dangeloghouralal9857
@dangeloghouralal9857 3 года назад
@@K3LINSKI fr
@dorpezt
@dorpezt 2 года назад
"Its like the uncle no one likes" litterally one second later "its kinda cute"
@christinolson9847
@christinolson9847 7 месяцев назад
The only guy that likes mosquitoes is that one alien guy from lilo and stitch
@enzolee7109
@enzolee7109 3 года назад
I swear every time we see boffy’s face he ages 4 years
@lyricplayzz
@lyricplayzz 3 года назад
i know i'm surprised i'm a year older than him
@ChadThunderc0k
@ChadThunderc0k 3 года назад
How old is he?
@love4pnd
@love4pnd 3 года назад
yeah never time he’ll look a good 27
@animallover4729
@animallover4729 3 года назад
@@ChadThunderc0k he is 16
@ChadThunderc0k
@ChadThunderc0k 3 года назад
@@animallover4729 wow, we're the same age and he looks like he could be my dad
@lilpapayaaa
@lilpapayaaa 3 года назад
fun fact: every picture you’ve seen of a blobfish they’re actually dead ✨ they don’t actually look like that until they get pulled to the surface and the gasses in their bodies pretty much explode from the pressure change !!
@trees____383
@trees____383 3 года назад
love the use of exclamation marks and sparkles there. that is a really, really “fun” fact : D
@retrobeans24
@retrobeans24 3 года назад
Well no, I’ve send photos of blob fish in the water where they are meant to be and they are definitely alive :)
@raccoon3227
@raccoon3227 3 года назад
@@retrobeans24 dude stop trying to spread misinformation, you saw a dead blobfish, deal with it
@shadowcween7890
@shadowcween7890 3 года назад
@@retrobeans24 well, when they are alive, they look a lot different and are not blobby at all
@jazzywithzs
@jazzywithzs 3 года назад
f u n
@TheoMarsh932
@TheoMarsh932 9 месяцев назад
Mosquitoe cranes are literally just flying spiders, i hate them so much
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 8 месяцев назад
The hill bill joke got me lol
@MrSirWivd
@MrSirWivd 3 года назад
8:36 Boffy: "I don't think they're dangerous" 9:15 Spider crab: "...can devour a human child"
@aziatouchsilent8507
@aziatouchsilent8507 3 года назад
they CAN but wont Maybe :v
@nukclear2741
@nukclear2741 3 года назад
@@aziatouchsilent8507 can you confirm that?
@aziatouchsilent8507
@aziatouchsilent8507 3 года назад
@@nukclear2741 nope
@Just_Adrian_
@Just_Adrian_ 3 года назад
Blobfishes actually look like normal fish, but because the pressure on the surface is so different from the bottom of the sea, they fall apart and become blobs. That's like naming humans after what they look like after they exploded in the vacum of space.
@IAmSchwi
@IAmSchwi 3 года назад
Hairless monkeys
@dobbysleftsock2701
@dobbysleftsock2701 3 года назад
@T teg Egg wtf 😰
@ItAbel-xy3xk
@ItAbel-xy3xk 3 года назад
@@IAmSchwi all humans are mostly hairless smart monkey
@DonutCorp
@DonutCorp 3 года назад
I was about to say the same, also I swear I saw that word for word somewhere else
@kaical8273
@kaical8273 3 года назад
@@ItAbel-xy3xk and chimpanzees are hell creatures
@Not_Evil_
@Not_Evil_ 7 месяцев назад
All I think when I see the Long Legs nests, is get a flamethrower
@5nightsatgengars830
@5nightsatgengars830 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@apersonwhoexists3383
@apersonwhoexists3383 Год назад
The parts about bugs are absolutely amazing when I push my phone to the other side of the bed and look at it from an angle where I can't see the screen.
@dailypositivity6659
@dailypositivity6659 3 года назад
I love how Boffy ages a year every time he is on camera
@trimtoaster5981
@trimtoaster5981 3 года назад
Ok
@itisindeedtangle
@itisindeedtangle 3 года назад
Ya mean 10 years? In his face reveal he was 14, now he's fucking 24
@TheEldritchHyena
@TheEldritchHyena 3 года назад
More like 5 years.
@itssilver8467
@itssilver8467 3 года назад
Yes
@dobbysleftsock2701
@dobbysleftsock2701 3 года назад
i keep forgetting mans is younger than tommyinnit-
@OkiSuwen
@OkiSuwen 3 года назад
"He's a psychopath!" "Huh, I wonder how I can fix that." *makes video on what species he would commit omnicide on
@clashyycr5994
@clashyycr5994 3 года назад
lol
@nukclear2741
@nukclear2741 3 года назад
Perfect sense.
@silkorsilkie
@silkorsilkie 3 года назад
Genocide?
@OkiSuwen
@OkiSuwen 3 года назад
@@silkorsilkie omnicide is like genocide, but killing the entire species rather than just a singular group
@jennifervercezes
@jennifervercezes 3 года назад
Noting, omnicide is when u kill a whole species with ur omnitrix
@cadbanesfavoritehat5655
@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 2 года назад
Boffy: No one eats bones. Me who knows that crushed up cow bones are in almost every candy, dessert, snack food: YES.
@ryjunplayz8321
@ryjunplayz8321 2 года назад
I became soulless every time I used to see a mosquito crane
@freakgirl7496
@freakgirl7496 3 года назад
“Next up is... human children” audience: *silence*
@vdonutxvii3241
@vdonutxvii3241 3 года назад
I was dying of laughter because it was not expected at all
@Samithecutie
@Samithecutie 3 года назад
@@vdonutxvii3241 fr 💀
@WaffleMakerDud
@WaffleMakerDud 3 года назад
Human children was arguably the best one
@-warnings-
@-warnings- 3 года назад
*claps *
@freakgirl7496
@freakgirl7496 3 года назад
Omg why did so many people reply. I’m US usually the outsider
@pomfpomf3384
@pomfpomf3384 3 года назад
Subnautica would be the perfect game for you.
@cancerwoman7669
@cancerwoman7669 3 года назад
A MAN DOMINATES THE OCEAN FULL OF MONSTERS
@emiished_2571
@emiished_2571 3 года назад
TRUEEEE
@DeltaBois
@DeltaBois 3 года назад
yes
@paintedwolf6563
@paintedwolf6563 3 года назад
I NEED THIS
@Cyclonixs
@Cyclonixs 3 года назад
Yeaaaaaaaaaah
@TheJewWhoTipped
@TheJewWhoTipped 5 месяцев назад
This is an award, for the first video to ever make me stop eating.
@terrabaker6473
@terrabaker6473 5 месяцев назад
Boffy: next up we have the daddy long leg Me: *looks up at pet daddy long legs on ceiling* ILL SAVE YOU BARRY!!
@waveframe235
@waveframe235 3 года назад
I like how Boffy brings up the “Immortal Jellyfish” like he didn’t just drop a bombshell by saying this jellyfish can’t fucking die but then just glosses over it and moves on
@kaical8273
@kaical8273 3 года назад
I mean they can die and they die in mass like all the time. But they just can't die of age. Compare it to how humans can regrow our liver but if you damage your liver to the point it has to regrow your dead anyway.
@massivelegend5209
@massivelegend5209 3 года назад
It has the power to regress back into a fucking baby which is kinda terrifying they usually live for about 600 years or so and would live forever without predators
@ashtoningram3654
@ashtoningram3654 3 года назад
@@massivelegend5209 the United states science institute is studying the immortal jellyfish to figure out how it live forever to reverse engineered it ability for human use to some extent as of 2018
@petardruskovic9276
@petardruskovic9276 2 года назад
Fun fact: The blob fish a deep sea animal and it looks like that because of the small presure on the surfurse it looks normal in the deep sea.
@mubarak5123
@mubarak5123 2 года назад
true
@siamenace4680
@siamenace4680 2 года назад
Exactly
@WildLukas333
@WildLukas333 2 года назад
Yep
@moai8415
@moai8415 2 года назад
The pressure is so strong you will die and they have like no muscles and bones
@WildLukas333
@WildLukas333 2 года назад
@@king_vasuki2692 this is also true, i think its rather odd though.
@sijam2m59
@sijam2m59 Год назад
The pressure of the deep water makes the blob fish look like a normal fish
@_Wrd2
@_Wrd2 4 месяца назад
In the sloths defense, being able to survive big ass falls is badass itself. Sure it’s kinda because their brains barely function but still, it’s got fall damage turned off, gotta respect that 😭
@pyrogeist1214
@pyrogeist1214 3 года назад
This guy actually responded to a bunch of people calling him a psychopath by doing even more psychotic shit I mean, that’s what I subbed for I guess.
@kennysiachisumo1974
@kennysiachisumo1974 3 года назад
True
@Revenant_.
@Revenant_. 3 года назад
Can’t say they didn’t deserve it
@lylyaa2016
@lylyaa2016 3 года назад
Same
@mylesscott350
@mylesscott350 3 года назад
I’m not gonna make the likes 421
@chaoticpoint8105
@chaoticpoint8105 3 года назад
The best way to respond to drama is create more of it.
@memesafficionado15
@memesafficionado15 3 года назад
Knowing that boffy is still in school i just imagine that this video idea came about after biology lesson probably lol
@batflashzyzz
@batflashzyzz 3 года назад
Fr?
@juicypears5466
@juicypears5466 3 года назад
@@batflashzyzz he’s 16 this year
@batflashzyzz
@batflashzyzz 3 года назад
@@juicypears5466 He looks like he's an adult
@jawaun1875
@jawaun1875 3 года назад
@@batflashzyzz puberty just decides to go crazy sometimes
@ifwwoozy
@ifwwoozy 3 года назад
@@batflashzyzz Puberty be hitting different yk
@unfinishedsketch.
@unfinishedsketch. Год назад
In 5th grade, at recess in the early fall, some kids found 2 Daddy Long Legs nests INSIDE the PLAYGROUND! Then they got a stick and made ALL of the Daddy Long Leg spiders run EVERYWHERE! I was watching them poke the nests, but I just stood and watched. Then like 5 jumped on me and I found one in my pillow. I think I can still feel them Fun times 👌
@Clyyyz
@Clyyyz 11 месяцев назад
As a living organism granted with the mysterious dark secrets of consciousness with no explanation I can confirm this
@journeycool3623
@journeycool3623 3 года назад
things with weird jaws: exist boffy: and i took that personally
@Enneamorph
@Enneamorph 3 года назад
“It looks like a giant roly-poly” well that’s exactly what it is
@phantomdarling1414
@phantomdarling1414 3 года назад
I haven't heard the word roly-poly in such a long time and seeing today is making me laugh my ass off XD
@damianbrumfield3626
@damianbrumfield3626 3 года назад
mega water poly 🥴
@RaphBJ
@RaphBJ 3 года назад
I read this comment the second he said it
@tonyamousel4492
@tonyamousel4492 3 года назад
Water ball
@thebestdanjan
@thebestdanjan 3 года назад
yes 😌
@average7603
@average7603 Год назад
The Tapeworm gave me goosebumps...
@significantlystrangeboi9929
@significantlystrangeboi9929 9 месяцев назад
2:55 it only looks like that when it's above water, when it's in its natural environment, it thrives.
@James-nj5ks
@James-nj5ks 3 года назад
The food chain: Boffy: *im gonna pretend I didn't see that*
@icycrusader1947
@icycrusader1947 3 года назад
The animals can eat other things. Not every animal is necessary.
@chiel3067
@chiel3067 3 года назад
@@icycrusader1947 every animal is necessary
@triql4210
@triql4210 3 года назад
@@chiel3067 mosquitos are the only animal that if you completely took out of the environment would not affect the food chain at all
@Merlincat007
@Merlincat007 3 года назад
@@triql4210 It would somewhat. But I don't think any animals would go extinct without it, and probably worth a certain amount of harm to the environment to save millions of lives
@damianbrumfield3626
@damianbrumfield3626 3 года назад
@@triql4210 ticks too
@ballistichorse6221
@ballistichorse6221 3 года назад
Boffy, the human child: “I hate human children”
@aspec1
@aspec1 3 года назад
lol
@named746
@named746 3 года назад
He also hate orphans
@jamesgosling8491
@jamesgosling8491 3 года назад
He is a teenager
@light-xl9mh
@light-xl9mh 3 года назад
ohhh you Not like child
@light-xl9mh
@light-xl9mh 3 года назад
i hate woman;
@lestevegmbh2637
@lestevegmbh2637 Год назад
Prepare your "ThiS diDn'T AGe wELl" quickfire comments, people.
@somedude9383
@somedude9383 2 года назад
The blob fish only looks like that when it's pulled up out of the depts of the ocean at high speeds
@michifuus
@michifuus 3 года назад
I love how boffy talks so serious about things he doesn't know
@waffelo4681
@waffelo4681 3 года назад
Hahahhahahah ikr
@roundcorners1928
@roundcorners1928 3 года назад
still doe u gotta admit Mosquitoes are annoying like fuck
@lychee6751
@lychee6751 3 года назад
Blobfish dont look like that 😂
@AMagicalTortoise
@AMagicalTortoise 3 года назад
Yeah, it honestly did bug me a tiny bit that he followed the common misconception that all piranhas are people-eating monsters.
@AMagicalTortoise
@AMagicalTortoise 3 года назад
@William West (student) He talked about ‘getting chased by a pack’ of them and such, suggesting he expected to be attacked if he were to see one.
@Jurkblot
@Jurkblot 3 года назад
Mosquitos give me Vietnamese flashbacks, they harmed me in a way I cannot erase from my mind. 12 years ago I was a 7 year old wee lad. I played in the park, loved pokemon platinum more than I should have, and was just vibing 24/7. Then, it happened. Somehow, a mosquito had either laid its eggs IN MY KNEE or crawled into it (noone knows), and it gave me this gigantic pimple-looking thing that expanded the size of my knee by tenfold. Apparently whatever did happen in there died, and my body started trying to digest it; somehow that thing gave me an awful staph infection, and I was on the knifes edge of getting my leg amputated. (Luckily) One day brown digested-mosquito puss started oozing out, complete with white streaks, and the struggle was over. Every single mosquito deserves the rope. Every. Last. One
@Cat-cj6oj
@Cat-cj6oj 3 года назад
That is no Mosquito, mostly likely a Bot Fly.
@MithutheBakra
@MithutheBakra 3 года назад
Reading this has made me hate mosquitoes 10 times more
@southofheck
@southofheck 3 года назад
For the sake of my own sanity, I refuse to believe this.
@Jurkblot
@Jurkblot 3 года назад
@@southofheck I was almost gagging remembering this
@angryasfman9077
@angryasfman9077 3 года назад
I agree, 4 years ago in 2017 when the dengue outbreak started, i was one pf the survivors in that time and now i fking hate every single last mosquito that lives in this big ball of rock and water
@vroom7704
@vroom7704 Год назад
the blob fish just looks like a normal fish when in water it only looks like a "blob" above the water because it lives very deep underwater where there is a lot of pressure, and the low pressure on the surface causes it to decompress.
@GamingNotepad
@GamingNotepad 2 года назад
Boffy: hates spider crabs Me: meet the coconut crab
@reallaurens7290
@reallaurens7290 3 года назад
Me: *”I want to die”* Me after watching this: *”I want to die, but a bit more”*
@phoenix_arias
@phoenix_arias 3 года назад
The bottom of the ocean is home to what’s called “God’s rough drafts”.
@spacedout4061
@spacedout4061 3 года назад
... I mean, that makes literally no sense, technically theyare significantly more specially adapted than most other creatures
@phoenix_arias
@phoenix_arias 3 года назад
@@spacedout4061 I’m sorry, who tf asked you?
@spacedout4061
@spacedout4061 3 года назад
@@phoenix_arias 💅
@3clisp315
@3clisp315 2 года назад
@@spacedout4061 your not a woman or man of culture
@spacedout4061
@spacedout4061 2 года назад
@@3clisp315 👁👄👁
@Skailed
@Skailed 2 года назад
the combination of a giraffe sucking a fence and a picture of a fat cat seconds after made me spit my water LMAO
@hippostudios9543
@hippostudios9543 Год назад
The Goblin Shark. Everybody: it’s ugly. Me: IT’T FANTASTICAL
@marachen-goldberg4273
@marachen-goldberg4273 3 года назад
"they mistake their arm for a tree branch and fall to their death" the google page in the background: "no they don't you are wrong"
@pegasz
@pegasz 3 года назад
boffy low effort videos
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