Speedrunning MEME Zelda Categories was a mistake... 

I find the concept really funny that a shirtless pantsless man comes flying into town through unexplained methods, solves all the town’s problems in a day, and then is invited to sleep with the cutest girl in town. Link is on that grindset

Someone in Chat said "YT never says hi back" and u know what. He is right, now i feel bad. I am sorry but here you go. Hi Chat! o/

I like how this guy is just casually "Okay so now we're going to do 200 frame-perfect inputs."

9:14 the bottom floor of the bottom of the well seems like the absolute worst place to smoke a blunt

0:18 - softlock% 1:57 - JOTWAD% (jump off the windmill and die%, aka: jump off a tower%) 5:35 - dank% 9:45 - fall asleep% 11:09 - toiletpaper%, aka: stare at a wall% 14:41 - Get Laid% (Paya Speedrun)

Imagine living on Windfall and a random keep yeets himself on ur island then jumps off the windmill 6 times and dies

Still waiting for someone to create an island randomizer for this game. Just think about it! Imagine not knowing the locations of *any* of the islands, and their grid locations being completely different from normal. I’d play the shit out of that

The actual name of the second speedrun is “jump off a tower and die%” but he said he couldn’t put the full name cuz he’d get demonized 😂😂

So excited for Twilight Princess Low% in one stream for the next meme categories video

I've been waiting for Tom Holland to do another Zelda video for so long!

I'm surprised there's no "Tower Smack" runs where you try to get link to slam into the Tower of the Gods as fast as possible.

My favorite meme speedrun category is personally Butterdogdogwitdabutteronhim% for breath of the wild, you do the typical start of the game, buy butter at a shop, find a dog, hold the butter and then drop it on the dog, one of the weirdest speedrun categories but it's just so funny

Linkus can beat Ganon quicker than he can get laid 😔

I find it funny that Toilet Paper % exist in both Skyward Sword and Majoras Mask

as soon as you said superswim i instantly got flashbacks to the gdq runs. "pausa - pausa - pausa - pausa"

Kinda seems like toiletpaper% would have been faster with the deed you get from trading in moons tear. But I guess then we wouldn't have seen these breathtaking vistas of the walls.

Lots of these are great, but dank% has to remain my all-time favourite. The fact that both Ocarina of Time on N64 and Breath the Wild on Switch share this absurd category is just so funny to me... like how can both these games have a glitch that allows Link to put a torch in his mouth???

I laugh so hard when the guy in the chat wrote "baby seed" when he got the kokiri sword in oot

The most interesting part of the video to me was learning that the Japanese version of Majora’s Mask has 3 save files while for some reason the North American version only has 2.

“Soft lock percent” Me playing wind water for the first time and making it to the wind temple, and glitching makar into an area I couldn’t get to and I reset my game and still not playing the game since: “WELL THAT WOULDVE BEEN NICE”

At first I was REALLY confused because I thought there was a getlaid% in Windwaker as well. But then I realized that it was the whole franchise.

I'm watching this and I'm like, "JOTWAD%? Okay, I see 'jump off the windmill', but what's the 'AD' mean?" So I'm puzzling this out in my head as I watch until Linkus says "fall damage" and suddenly it clicked. "Oh, 'and die'! I am veyr smrat."

I think you could do ToiletPaper% faster if you started the run from the beginning of the game -- if you do the first cycle as intended and get the Town Title Deed, Deku Link can give that to the toilet hand. But that's assuming that you need to do the run from a fresh save file.

I have been watching this guys content for a long time and i gotta say that watching him play is actually more fun than playing the game.

You know I haven’t play a non-Breath of the wild Zelda game when I keep asking “why don’t they just climb the tower?”

Watching this a year after it was made, I just love the old names for BOTW speedrunning tricks. Like, "bomb impact bounce" and "wiggle bomb" are honestly more descriptive.

Chat saying "bye wall!" And "I miss wall" is strangely adorable. Worth it just for that.

Stasis launch isn't a glitch, it's an intentional trick by the the mechanics working as intended.

spank% (according to me) get hit from behind by a boko WR Linkus7 3:06.00

Oh. Right. You stare at the wall to reduce lag, otherwise you'd be waiting longer than 2 (then 3) minutes

I didn't think that was an actual glitch (the beat a stasis object repeatedly, shoot it with an arrow, and fly off in to the distance one). Impressive.

Great to have explanation with the gameplay/speedruns! Plus looking at the walls

Dude Anju rounding that corner in that dark hallway, walking towards you with that dead look on her face always freaks me out 😮

"you normally have to beat the deekoo tree first"

Technically a stasis launch is an intended feature

Hahaha, this is brilliant. The last run was the funniest of the bunch.

16:50 Tao Pai Pai would be proud

Hey Linkus, newer fan here. Your channel makes me happy, mate! Keep doing what you do best! the nostalgia of these games mixed with your narration and humor makes me happy! Cheers!

This was a really fun video! Showing off cool glitches is always a great time

Pretty sure the stasis launch isn't a glitch - that's how stasis is supposed to work.

20:18 Dark Souls death screen that says "Wiggle Failed"

Speed run saving Marin from being trapped as a seagull forever !

This is amazing content

RU-vid kept suggesting this video like crazy and it's gotten really annoying but I appreciate that I clicked it anyway. You made this so entertaining and edited it so well, I had a great time. Thanks dude!

Impossible,link finished that blunt in 3 hits 😨😨😨

The Nana told Link one of her My Hero Academia Self Insert Fanfics

bro the trick in the get laid% run is NOT called wiggle bomb, it's called BLSS (bow lift smuggle slide)

It's possible though that Link and Paya's interactions that day were completley platonic

I love watching your speed runs

5:04 imagine walking outside and seeing this

"Immediately after we get the Sheikah Slate, we're going to do an out of bounds clip to get out of bounds."

What monster uses a green cross to indicate done task?

I'm still kinda confused why you cant just jump off the starting tower in Wind Waker HD for JOTWAD%?

I definitely enjoyed the game play and explanation awesome job.

My softlock% strategy is to just unplug the controller.

"In this video, Link smokes weed, gets laid and jumps off a tower repeatedly"

I was one of the lucky few who got the Wii U pro controller years ago when it was only like 25 bucks. Get controllers early people. Before they cost sooo much.

Dude this incredible and hilarious.

9:24 hey navi, check out this new item i found in the kokiri forest!

9:33 einfach den bubatz in einem bösen hit weggeknastert 💯

Stasis laugh is an intended mechanic, not a glitch.

10:23 “Nine minutes of pure cutscenes” *Pokémon fans:* Just nine?

At some point I noticed the gained speed when doing 180s in the water but i never linked to wind waker storage super swim untill I saw a run

I expected that last category to be in adventure of link

chalk board ptsd just happened from an ad at the beginning of the video, uh those spoons if you can even call them that, i'm still shivering from how disgusting that is, its an ice cream ad by Haagen Dazs and there exist generic stainless steel spoons(nothing is stainless steel, i have scrubbed, soaked, cried in my sleep and nothing is getting that coffee stain out and that single itty bitty spot is not ok for an ocd person and i can't chuck it out cause like every good spoon it came in a set with other matching cutlery) which we can all agree are pretty amazing, they function as a spoon rather well and yet the spoon in that ad, i don't have a ruler to make a guesstimate on the exact size but comparing it to the random D battery that i have just to the left of me, its about that thick give or take a few millimeters and sure we all have a ladle but this wasn't a ladle and it didn't look like an ice cream scoop which we all should have as well, it was a garish, bead encrusted ice cream scoop, i had to see the video again cause i needed to actually figure out what it was and there's a reason that "spoons"(spoons, ladles, shovels, trowels, ice cream scoops) historically speaking, when it comes to efficiency don't have beads covering the entire thing, that would feel awful to hold and be a bitch to get shit out of the grooves, anyway so that's just me complaining randomly about the visual assault on my eyes just then. P.S: i had to google a few things here and there and also youtube search the ad which is why this whole comment is rather contradictory on if it was a spoon or not, it was a spoon, a specialized spoon made to scoop out icecream

PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE CLIPPED 23:42 HAHAHA "I don't think I'm ever getting laid" -Linkus7

A girl never really forgets her first wall.

For some reason I thought this was point crows channel, so I was so confused, now I am wondering how I was so stupid.

on dank%, when the stick just shrunk in Link's hand I just lost it 🤣

That video is too well made for meme speedruns

My excitement when I realized what dank% means is more than I've experienced in a very long time :)

18:01 thats a blss/ bow smuggling slide. A pretty cool glitch

Crazy how he said “it only takes ten minutes to fall asleep, really shows the quality of this game” when nearly every zelda game starts with link asleep

You didn't have to open the fountain up for painter guy

That first one just sounds creepy, that sound and just dying over and over with no way out...

I like money% speedrun: Get 300 rupees in A Link to The Past Tower% speedrun: Get every Sheikah Tower Challenge% speedrun: Beat the Water Temple in ocarina of time in under half an hour Game Over% speedrun: Die in every 3D Zelda Game Fire% speedrun Get the magic rod in Link’s Awakening - Switch Tower 2% speedrun: Get every Skyview Tower in Tears of the Kingdom This is all my ideas for now

You think the people of windfall would have stopped that kid from jumping for the *fifth time! I mean, link like does in front of everyone.

When this video ended I had 69 percent on my phone left.

15:00 the speedrun Linkus will never get to do

I wish I knew half these glitches when I played these games.

I didnt know that there were so many meme categories for spedrunning Zelda lmao

Some of these meme runs would be maybe funny to see with a randomizer.. maybe.. dunno if it would be fun or not... like dank% having to try and get sword and bottle maybe XD

i love how random some of these are

9:30 I had no idea what was going on until this

Damn. I nearly started my stick and link already finished his. Boy got lungs for days.

Many brain cells died to bring us this video

So now we have finally actiwaited the windmill - Linkus7 2022

15:10 no, hes gonna go into a corner and start grunting

So glad the uploads are back on linkus7 daily!

Link dank, dink, he smoking that stickarette...

Dang, first time I’ve seen a linkus vid since 2019. He looks good. Glad he’s still at it

Dude. I've heard of the Bomb Launch Glitch, but Bomb Wiggle? I thought BOTW for revolutionized with the first glitch.

Link. Master of time management. Tp%

11:00 - maan, that hurts 💔

“Youcanescapebydoingaframeperfectbackflip”

Sceptilian actually exists! Neat.

Why are all Zelda speed runners so handsome….?

Do u use a specific controller for every speedrun or do u alternate between n64 wii u controllers and whatever else?

Woah, linkus seems so different from a few years ago since I last watched a run.

Dank is the weed itself, not the state of intoxication. Square. 😎