(jonathan and Joseph because thats all he would talk to.) i coulda added Zeppeli Lisa Lisa and Dio but. The only thing JoJo and dio is jonathan and the nut busted to make Giorno SHAREfactory™ store.playstat...
How to be a Joseph Joestar: 1. Get hamon so good with less training even tought ur father didnt have any idea about hamon and more than your mother probably had at that time 2.Be a really prank and jokey character 3. Not good at shapeshifting 4.Have luck (hell a lot) and realise it quickly (also guess next lines) 5.Get trained by a woman who made u had hard time for reason 6.Train ...but only 1 month 7.Defeat one of the pillar men and dont even realise his f*ucking brain is on your back 8.Peep on your teacher and find her body "NICE" 9.Get ur bro killed and shout "SHIIIIIIZAAA" 10.Challange other pillar mens 11.Realise that the body u called nice is 50 YEARS OLD 12.Defeat other pillar man with strategy....also luck 13.See ur teacher fight the last pillar man and lose because of cheating (also see her legs used as a guitar ?) 14. NINGERUNDAYOOO 15.Defeat the lost pillar man who was literlly invincible by luck (a luck that would be seen as over 9000 if it was read by a scouter) 16.Learn that your teacher was acctually your mother also realise u peeped on ur mother at bath and tought that her body was nice (and you will not forget it for your whole life) ________________________________ |Next part.unlocked for 2 likes ->| ----------------------------------------------------- Edit: Ow boi we reached 2 likes guess its time for old joseph
How to be Old Joseph Joestar: 1.Cheat on your wife at your birthday at japan 2. Be racist only to japanese people because your little daughter married one 3.Get "Hermit Purple" 4. Realise that ur grandfather's body was stolen by a man called Dio 5. Find a new freind called "Mohammed Avdol" 6. Go to japan to see your daughter and your grandson 7. Realise that your grandson's stand is f*cking busted (also he is in prison) 8. See your daughter in a immense pain because of Dio's curse 9. Learn that Dio is in Egypt 10. Travel to Egypt by plane eventually it is under attack by a stand user , your teamm8 killed the stand user altough the pilot is dead and you need to fly it , and u screwed it 11. Travel town by town , while ur teammate and your grandson defeating the other stand users 12. THERE IS A F*CKING STAND GROWING ON YOUR ARM 13. You used your stand and killed the stand by CUTTING IT TO PIECES AND THEN DESTROY IT WITH HAMON ! 14. Back to sit back on your chair and watch your grandson demolish others 15. OH NO 16. A stand user used their stand on you if you even punch him u will get damaged more 17. Use your stand and others help to defeat the stand ! 18. WE ARE FINALLY ON EGYPT ! 19. 9 Egyptian gods are attacking 20. One of them used their stand on you which caused you to ehm ehm .... with your friend 21. Altough u managed to defeat the user 22. Time to defeat Dio 23. Dio is so strong and punches everyone on their tommy so you used your stand and hamon to cover and protect your body 24. Dio can stop time ! 25. You Died 26. Your grandson gave you Dio's blood and saved you , he also defeated dio (and you pranked him ) 27. Time to go back to your wife that you healthy continious relationship with her _______________________________ | To be Continued for 3 likes - > | ---------------------------------------------------
dude, speedwagon fondle pretty fast with jonathan, it's so weird how on one episode he get's his ass beated without getting huge damage, and the next episode he is crying for jojo xDDD
Dio Brando if killing your own father stabing your adoptive father stealing your adoptive brother body stealing your adoptive brother grandson blood getting his daughter and son sick beating up your adoptive brother great great grandson and leaving your son alone brain washing a priest into resetting the universe only for you to come back again then yes you definitely make a good brother
Baron SpeedWagon was essentially Joseph's father figure while growing up since he only had Erina to raise him, so that is probably why he uses trickery when he is fighting. Also SpeedWagon never pursued any romantic relations with Erina out of respect for Johnathan, which is why I love SpeedWagon so much!
>Be me >Finish watching Battle Tendency >Feel sad because of everyone's deaths so far >Sad cuz Speedwagon died without having descendants >Watch this video >Start crying when he says his first victory phrase about trying to help just a little
As much as I love his interactions with Jonathan I think his interactions with Joseph are the best. It really shows the connection and influence that Joseph takes from his Uncle Speedwagon.
We dont need medic dont need mercy or lucio, dont need anna no Brigitte, we have no use for zenyatta, we dont need Baptist or whatever his name is either
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Just realized that pretty much every match up with part 1 and 2 characters VS any part after that is unfair as hell, since the earlier characters can't see Stands.
“I know I’m not the right man for the job, but I want to help you out somehow, just a little...” No.. no.. your not just the right man, your the perfect man Mr Speedwagon.
Speedwagon: "I'm no old man! Didn't your mother teach you any manners?!" Joseph: "No. But she did force me to climb an oily pillar that could've possibly killed me!"
Meanwhile, Kira calmly stands at the sidelines, not wanting to get involved with this crazy noisy bizarre interaction between Joseph and Speedwagon. Those eyes are the eyes of someone who is wondering what the hell they're doing there.
Robert E. O. Speedwagon : "Oh? You didn't kicked my face as hard as you should've had. Okay then, guess I'll be loyal and provide you and your descendants an insanely amount of money and needs and build this company to aid them on their bizarre adventures and continue to do so even when I am 6 feet underground." Jonathan : *what.*
His Captain Obvious abilities are unmatched ! His Commentator skills are unsurpassed ! While I imagine he would not be able to see stands, I'd love to see him comments on their effects (since those can be perceived or felt...) !
Try Jotaro, Josuke (maybe he'll say something about him being Joseph's son), Stroheim, Kars, Caeser, and Giorno (might sense Jonathan's presence in him) with Speedwagon too
