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America’s ALL NEW RACE INTO SPACE begins like a slingshot! Now we need another 5 years and 250 million dollars to maybe break int space travel to get “back” to launching important satellites into orbit, and go “back” to the Moon and on to Mars by 2040 AND BEYOND!? (bet!?). Boys and gurls, it’s gonna take some 50k year-old technology to be developed from 1960s abandoned programs AGAIN - this time it’s slingshots OH BOY! The gun tests were done and abandoned in the 1960s, but like the Dharma initiative it lives on in some people’s minds, they can’t do it yet here on urf just yet because they need more money, more fancy tests that are EXPENSIVE but we gotta reduce the carbon footprint and go electric! 2.2 million tons of steel and a statue of liberty later, the project is just getting started to one day go to space! It’s hard/easy to imagine… Like an ALL NEW detergent that REALLY cleans!
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Комментарии : 95   
@deepholes2991
@deepholes2991 Год назад
Probably the funniest 15 minutes I’ve enjoyed for a very long time. Thank you
@timothydillow3160
@timothydillow3160 Год назад
I love these new Tide Pods, snorting the detergent really burned my nose.
@Emewn
@Emewn Год назад
Haven't laughed like that in a while. Thank you.
@ericrubin1719
@ericrubin1719 Год назад
The only thing missing from this scathing gem of satire is Billy Bob Thornton " And some folks call it a Sling Blade"
@mickeysmith5096
@mickeysmith5096 Год назад
Love ❤️ it . This is comedy 🤣
@dvslord
@dvslord Год назад
🔥🍻General UAP Kenobi, TURNING OF THE " Tide" 😂
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
Hello there.
@jeffgashead5042
@jeffgashead5042 Год назад
Obviously fake as Tides claims
@fishermaninabox
@fishermaninabox Год назад
Fun video. …what will those SPACE BOYS think of next?
@dankoston2904
@dankoston2904 Год назад
They've already said they're going to build 13 times bigger😂
@annegaynor9627
@annegaynor9627 Год назад
Holy Spaceballs Badman!
@pseudopsays
@pseudopsays Год назад
🤣 lmao... so glad I opted for some coffee before viewing this or I might have missed some of those comedic gems throughout! Naturally, I loved every nitpick on vocab choices, lol... and how funny we remeber those random moments from the clarity of our innocence as babes that made us go "wait, wat?!"... super fun video. Thanks for taking the time to put it together 😄
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
You speak as if you’re only going to watch it once : 0
@pseudopsays
@pseudopsays Год назад
@@UAPch ...get out of my head, Douglas! lmao...I already went through it 1.5x, but I planned to put it on later to laugh again...But I chose not to mention multiple viewings in my first comment for 'fear' of sounding too 'fangirl'...but now I know your ego prefers it 😉😂
@crisliv5697
@crisliv5697 Год назад
How did we ever get to the moon? I guess that technology is lost.... right. So now we sling launch... new technology? Right
@hughjarrsol5
@hughjarrsol5 Год назад
Funny, funny, funny thanks UAP
@andread8
@andread8 Год назад
Fabric cleaned by Tide... Fabrications cleaned up by others.✨
@jedijeff2070
@jedijeff2070 Год назад
Lmao. 10/10 on this one mate!😂😂
@nickgarnero9843
@nickgarnero9843 Год назад
I wish i was laundered that clean...
@danieltorrens4954
@danieltorrens4954 Год назад
Wait until they come out with the new and improved sling! I thought for sure it takes 10 ft of concrete to make a vacuum on earth? I know put the sling in space and then they will be able to get to the sun in one afternoon, won't that be pretty!!
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
No waaaaayyyyy can you pull a vacuum of that volume, anywhere, to 0.001 bar, even 2.2 MILLION TONS of steel requires o-rings and it has to have a door, so is the door STEEL too? Why not forget the steel and make it out of the membrane? They have a membrane seal, DID I SEE THAT CORRECTLY? LOL it’s so ridiculous for so many reasons I did my best to highlight a few things there’s many more
@Memee833
@Memee833 Год назад
Comedy Gold.......
@hongry-life
@hongry-life Год назад
It's not even 'America', but it's USA, a federal country/company in North America and that doesn't include Canada, Center - and South America (Brasil, Mexico, Cuba, Bolivia, Venezuela, Chile, Argentina, Surinam, Guinea and such). Maybe the USA wants to look and sound bigger than they are.
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
Ikr? From the first words it was a circus and it went off the rails quickly.
@justandy7963
@justandy7963 Год назад
what happens if it hits a seagull at hypersonic speed?
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
Anything the CGI artist wants
@catonehere
@catonehere Год назад
For something so fast it sure does look like a 🐌
@NIVO1972
@NIVO1972 Год назад
still dont get why we wanna spend all time and money in fake space when we cant even get it right on this planet.
@ericrubin1719
@ericrubin1719 Год назад
You're not on a planet. You're in a dome , the EARTH is FLAT. Plane yes, planet no●
@canadummy6739
@canadummy6739 Год назад
so it is not what they tell us like everything else. b.s. meter is peaking.
@CatherineRhoadsNC144
@CatherineRhoadsNC144 Год назад
What, the great race for the wicked to escape this earth before the rapture because they know the ones Yahuah is coming for is them? The righteous inherit the earth. Praise Yahuah! Explains why the evil forces want to destroy everything on this earth. The plot thickens...
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
GOES Nowheres
@christianpaje9445
@christianpaje9445 Год назад
I bet you think its all fun and games bein a rocket pilot but bein a sling shot rocket pilot... Well lets just say some women think thats kinda sexy. Ooh Yeaa
@russellm7530
@russellm7530 Год назад
Three dudes talking, lying at 14:50.
@SteveSleeve-jn6qd
@SteveSleeve-jn6qd Год назад
Essentially a big lawn mower blade.
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
This LOL
@MorfiusRacing
@MorfiusRacing Год назад
Cracks me up... we can see how Women were so docile and happy😂 Just picture the consumers now. "we don't wash our clothes, we buy new ones"
@andread8
@andread8 Год назад
What?
@MorfiusRacing
@MorfiusRacing Год назад
​@@andread8think about it...? Advertising Agencies and the depiction of what Happy docile compliance is, it's servitude both on a patriarchal one but a consumer trust one. Commercial Utopia.
@andread8
@andread8 Год назад
@@MorfiusRacing i know what you're saying....thank you...
@trulymental7651
@trulymental7651 Год назад
😂 Same shit different box. Ta bud, sanity restored for the morning
@chrisgoetz3889
@chrisgoetz3889 Год назад
Wow, id like to see the 48 volt vacuum pump that allowed Apollo to open the doors, close doors, open door to orbiter, then open the door in the ocean.. This vacuum pump takes how much power and how much concrete... Silly... Just use the 1950's car battery technology duhh
@fartfactory488
@fartfactory488 Год назад
UAP lol! you had belly laughing this morning with this one, at about the 10 minute mark I just lost it. Thank you for all that you do, I have followed you for years. You have one of the most original gangster troll styles out of all the truther’‘s. I’m a huge fan of yours, never stop doing what you do. You bring a lot of flavor with your commentary, and video editing chronicling this Absurd circus that we are observing. Much love brother!
@darrencole7558
@darrencole7558 Год назад
Wonder how many G's over what the human body can take they say is perfectly normal to endure now😅
@carmenw6717
@carmenw6717 Год назад
So they are trying to still break thru the firmament!! Yes also they are thinking they can escape God's justice or reach heaven !! Either way they lose no matter what delusional entities they are listening to believing they stand a chance against the very Creator that made them !!!
@annegaynor9627
@annegaynor9627 Год назад
Hey UAP - check out the NASA super guppy they started flying last year the same company made it 50 years ago Aero Spacelines and all of a sudden made them another after discontinuing them in 1967. What are they using that Behemoth for? I think to launch things from way high up instead of balloons so no one can't see them go up. They've already launched so-called satellites from it.
@annacarter5040
@annacarter5040 Год назад
It sort of looks like the old world earth moving machines. Why don't they spend their time helping people here on earth? I can't even watch TV news shows anymore.....
@flatout5815
@flatout5815 Год назад
The door was slammed in their faces long ago when God destroyed the tower of babel. Mankind never learns as we simply repeat the same errors of the past over n over again...nothing new under the sun.
@reibersue4845
@reibersue4845 Год назад
I need to watch this again to catch all the humor. He called it A33. If course he did, what a popular number, I hear disease cases are up 33%. When he builds the next one, will he call it A666?
@flatout5815
@flatout5815 Год назад
33 is shown to the world so they can inform their cult members that this is another deception to decieve mankind. Like when they say they're going to Mars, this is code to their Mason brothers across the earth that they are going to wer to begin the nwo plans... Mars is the god of wer. Symbolism and code words are their secrets that are there fir all to see yet only few know the meanings.
@brucejessie
@brucejessie Год назад
33 lol.
@andrewsale6289
@andrewsale6289 Год назад
Soo dumb... craft would be experiencing sideways g forces before launch.. as opposed to vertical/longitudinal forces from normal fake launch.
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
Among 1000 other show-stoppers. Primarily the vacuum LOL and the LOL membrane breakable seal
@TazsTech
@TazsTech Год назад
im surprised it hasnt gone horribly wrong where they release it at the wrong time and it ends up exploding inside the cylinder
@andrewsale6289
@andrewsale6289 Год назад
@TazsTech it's made for laughs... would love to see a crash test dummy filmed inside it, and the g loads it pulls. They must have got the idea from DC comics or some other fantasists.
@tiredironrepair
@tiredironrepair Год назад
14:48 So he needs 5 days worth of NASA's budget to eliminate the need for rocket launches to space. Won't happen because without the big fireworks show how will NASA justify its budget?
@dankoston2904
@dankoston2904 Год назад
I estimated 3 days
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
They can justify their launches out of pubic view is why.
@ericrubin1719
@ericrubin1719 Год назад
Pubic hair view
@jeffeth
@jeffeth Год назад
Great vid
@JasonGeoffrey
@JasonGeoffrey Год назад
This is impossible If it got spinning fast enought to go 40 miles up, the outward centrifugal force would smash everything into pieces as soon as it let go. Centrifugal force will slam the payload into the sidewall of the "vacuum chamber". Does not matter where the exit is, the object will always be flung into the wall at high speed and will disintegrate. They did not try very hard to make this seem believable. This is easily debunked with base level thinking. Cheers UAP.
@matrixcmitech
@matrixcmitech Год назад
Her husband works at the Whirpool factory 60 hours a week...
@jeffeth
@jeffeth Год назад
13:17 a drive shaft, or cardan shaft, would never be applied in a stationary machine like that 😂
@Memee833
@Memee833 Год назад
Beast System.......all over Earth......possibly
@canadummy6739
@canadummy6739 Год назад
5000mph? sonic boom(s)??
@richardbonner2354
@richardbonner2354 Год назад
Tide! The nex' Generation o' soap fer 'Merikan Nationalists! 🙂 Rick Bonner Pennsyltucky
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
ALL NEW just like space travel
@michaeldesilvio221
@michaeldesilvio221 Год назад
Hilarious.😂
@Memee833
@Memee833 Год назад
LOL
@justandy7963
@justandy7963 Год назад
carbon fibre has terrible shear strength, but it sounds cool
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
Add it to the materials and labor costs
@chrisgibson2328
@chrisgibson2328 Год назад
😂😅😂😂
@dankoston2904
@dankoston2904 Год назад
So I'm wondering if the governor of New Mexico is going to confiscate that as a gun😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Imagine a bullet at 1/1000 of an atmosphere hitting the atmosphere at thirty-two pounds per square inch would be like sending a bullet into a brick wall 😂😂😂😂😂 why would it not shatter ? I guess you could CONsider that cheap, 150,ooo,ooo $ compared to the 58 million dollars they spend per day at NASA.😂 How many homeless people could you feed with 150 million dollars
@bobcoulon2449
@bobcoulon2449 Год назад
Hey
@TheHaughtyOsprey
@TheHaughtyOsprey Год назад
Hi
@angelababycarson796
@angelababycarson796 Год назад
I totally thought you were a flat earther now I’m not sure
@bobmeet7561
@bobmeet7561 10 месяцев назад
You spin me right round baby right round..
@adamcarmichael4583
@adamcarmichael4583 11 месяцев назад
kinetic kickoff
@Dr.Maniac
@Dr.Maniac Год назад
See , even as a small child, I knew Spaceballs was a plethora of real info, not just incredibly complex comedic genius in action.
@4057hofft
@4057hofft Год назад
Russia has the same product except it is called edit
@UAPch
@UAPch Год назад
The filename of the computer they used to make it?
@bogganalseryd2324
@bogganalseryd2324 Год назад
Isnt escape velocity 17.000 mph? 😂
@UAPch
@UAPch 11 месяцев назад
17,500+
@bogganalseryd2324
@bogganalseryd2324 11 месяцев назад
@@UAPch Look at mister know-it-all 😂😂😂
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