Don Chalantt As far as Sonic Adventure goes, pretty much everything makes some form of logical sense as a change.... EXCEPT for that! Seriously, what the heck? I kind-of feel like at some point we should try to go back to the douchebag with attitude Knuckles who would just troll laugh at your failures as he hit the one switch you couldn't reach.
As Suckles is plunged back into the horrible world, he wonders what lies beyond the beaten path walked by the mortal men. The whispers inside of his heart tell him tales of blood, lust and murder as he gets ready to give up and surrender his soul to the dark voices of the cosmos. And yet he remains, for as long as there are stars shinning in the night sky, there shall always be Suckles.
Mago The Snowman For he is the great abyss,the black hole at the center of everything,waiting to consume us all and all that is known,unknown and ever forgotten.
"Yooka-Laylee is Rare's Mighty no. 9." I don't think Matt understood how right he would end up being. I'll chalk this one down under the "May have future powers." category.
"I'll be trapped, alone, on this floating island forever." >Mountain higher than the floating island right next to Angel Island >Can climb vertical walls >Can glide indefinitely >Alternatively, is friends with a guy who may or may not be in a closed relationship with an airplane Ok, Suckles.
xTheRemoteJaguarx Oh God, now all I can think about is Tails flying all over Station Square with the NWO theme playing behind him constantly. Ambushing Big the Cat and beating him down everytime he sees him. And then after pretending to fight with Tails for a long time, Knuckles whips out his multi-dicks to show that he has NWO painted on them, and turns Heel against Sonic.
10:20 NO WAY, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! I'VE PLAYED SONIC ADVENTURE LIKE SEVERAL TIMES, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, AND SCOURED ALL THE LEVELS LOOKING FOR SECRETS AND I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT OFFICE ONCE! AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN GET KNUCKLE's PISS GLOVES AND THE MAXIMUM KNUCKLES HEAT ATTACK! ARRRGGHH! I am such a Saltasaurus right now, you all have no idea. It's too much for me t' handle.
Raiden didn't become the bad guy in MKX. He became chaotic good. His goal is still to defend Earthrealm, but dudes tryin' to fuck wit 'im gonna get bopped.
***** That's not the point. That's not even close to the point. The SBF were talking about Raiden's alignment at the end of MKX. I disagree with their assessment.
How to get Liam in R&B: Step 1: REMOVE THE BIG BOOTY BITCHES Step 2: Remove the R&B Step 3: Add big boobed lollis Step 4: Add high pitched japanese lyrics. and thats how we get Liam into R&B
Henry Buehler I would _absolutely_ like to see a Sonic Colors LP as long as it features Liam - he talks a lot about how good it is, and I haven't seen it for myself.
Dr. Eggman in Sonic Boom is fascinatingly self-aware. It's like his entire motivation for coming up with evil schemes is that he knows his role is the villain. Because of that, he thinks it's totally appropriate to hang out with the heroes when he's off the clock.
Horry fuck Liam, for one you could have thrown the freezy things at Chaos to freeze, so it's not a waiting fight at all, and 2, Knuckles can yellow gloves that give him a charge glide thing that lets you kill this boss in one hit.
I feel like Boom Knuckles could've had a little more depth if they made him be the archeologist instead of Amy, or had them share the role as a reference to his treasure hunter and her occult/tarot freak days. A big dumb guy who's also book smart lets you do 'dumb knuckles' jokes without having him be a total load.
I believe the game woolie is talking about is called Excalibur either that or drakkan, though drakkan's protag does not use exclusively a broadsword... she also rode a dragon
27TheMunchkin excalibur is only on PC I think, though now that I recall the protagonist is a blonde; and the original drakkan was pc exclusive, its sequel, however, was ps2 exclusive
Laylee (the bat) being naked is boring, but they attempted to make sense with Yooka not wearing anything since one of his abilities is to go invisible. It would be stupid for Yooka's clothes to go invisible with him. Granted, that's also a lame excuse considering how ridiculous the setting and main characters already are. "It wouldn't be realistic to have this goofy cartoon character wear clothes if he plans to disappear! Not like we can make a joke about material tailored for chameleons or anything insane like that!"
Right, but if Yooka’s design is boring because of being a chameleon that should have been addressed in the concept phase. Either choose another animal you can make look more interesting or come up with a satisfactory chameleon design. Concept should never be an excuse for poor design
Here I come, rougher than Knuckles. The best of them, tougher than Knuckles. You can call me Knuckles. Unlike Knuckles I don't chuckle, rather flex my Knuckles. I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle, I break em down whether they Knuckles or Knuckles. Unlike Knuckles independence is my first chuckle, First Knuckles, Steel their Knuckles, Then their Knuckles chuckle! ...Oh no.
Takuexl1 actually i just went back and watched it again. they didnt even get to Lilith, wich means they are not even remotely close to half of the game
They're right! For every game/anime that does the "Character has a child to extend the franchise" cliche, I'm gonna call those children "Boruto". Ugh, that name sounds like it came straight from a fanfic.
Oh god I'd love it if they had Tails get corrupted by some evil space alien or something and you have to fight against him in his increasingly bigger and better mech walkers til the end when the alien fuses with the mech and it becomes the badass final boss
Knuckles is cool and all, but even I can't stop myself from laughing from how dumb he is in Sonic Boom. He's gone to Peter Griffin levels of idiocy! That being said, Sonic Boom the TV show is quite entertaining, i'd give it a shot.
PepperBeef2Spicy Pretty much my stance too. I really like Sticks. But man, they took knuckles and turned the "Dumb tough guy" stereotype dial up to 10.
I said this on the Sonic Boom video too, saying that Suckles became that stereotype in things like a cartoon where he's big and strong as all hell but stupid as shit.
Okay I'm just gonna say this right now, for all the love and "good" Liam and Woolie are talking for Sonic Adventure most of these episodes are filled with all three of them talking about anything BUT the game
I think they should incorporate the Knuckles jump glitch into every future Sonic game, and then retroactively patch it into every past game. Except for games which can't be patched. Which brings me to a new horror... Telltale Sonic game. Knuckles will find those emeralds. Big will never forget you. Sonic doesn't care... at all.
you have no idea how long i was waiting for the commentary on knuckles' theme. I was not disappointed. Also Matt wtf, it doesn't matter is the only good sonic adventure theme. The other one's are like tv theme song level of cheese.
Man, the ending just reminds me how cool Knuckles actually was. He was up there with Sonic and Shadow for my most favorite Sonic characters. Nowadays, he's usually nothing more than a joke. Quite a shame, really.
I have to say, I agree with Woolie on this game. Watching this, I can just _feel_ how rough and janky the game is, even more so than I remember. That said, I'm still enjoying it and can still appreciate the variety of the gameplay, despite a significant amount of it being filler and the overall game being unrefined. Adventure 2 definitely holds up a lot better, even with the tedious Knuckles/Rouge sections and progressively worsening level design towards the end. Would love to see these three play through that game as well.
All this complaining about how Chaos 6 doesn't suck you in to do the damage with the freeze bots and how it's annoying to wait... when you can literally just throw the bots at him at any point while he's walking towards you.
So if Matt has a kid, we're gonna name him Boruto! The Doctor's not even gonna give him a chance to name his kid. Just hold him up to the sky and yell, BORUTO McMUSCLES! God that is such a stupid name... Then again, what was I expecting from Kishimoto's shit writing?
Some of these references I still have stuck in my head like three years later; like when Liam said he didn’t know outkast and Woolie unenthusiastically starts singing “Heyya..... Heya.”
See, the whole thing with pretty much all Sonic tracks of this era is that if there are lyrics, they're cheesy and kinda bad, but the melody itself is a catchy, generally well-composed tune. Speaking as a guy who unabashadly loves cheesy 80s hair metal and glam rock shit, I'm okay with stupid lyrics for the sake of 'a good sounding song'. I don't think anyone is actually willing to defend lines like (insert literally anything from _My Sweet Passion_ here) but I mean, if the tune itself is pleasing to the ears then isn't it doing its job?
I'm contemplating whether a game where you play as Sonic characters' offspring with a fallen Tails as a villain is a legitimately good idea for a new Sonic game, or is just the stuff of terrible fanfiction...
Zerotrance11 Evil Tails would be freaking awesome. Or like Eggman puts his mind in a computer and Tails teams up with it to take over the world as the guy who goes around with an army of robots around him. He's even got the "you can't touch me as I taunt you" thing with the flying. But I kind-of feel like Sonic Team is too lame to do anything like that or anything that would actually move the characters forward in any way, shape, or form. No, now all the games have to have 0 development and no change at all just to keep from upsetting the super-sensitive fanbase.
It's time for the best story now. Gamma is such a good character. He realizes the horrors of being a robot and seeks to liberate his brothers from the hell-life through death. All while having shit smeared on him from his one true love.
Liam is off about the Zenimax Scrolls thing. Which is understandable, because the whole debacle was so fucked up. Basically, Notch decided to trademark the word 'Scrolls' because of his game of the same name. Now, that provides HUGE issues for Zenimax, who owns a trademark on 'The Elder Scrolls'. With how the legal system works, they could potentially lose their rights. Even if the chance was really small, that's their biggest IP. They had to defend it. So, in a totally reasonable action, they sent a Cease and Desist to Notch, asking him not to trademark a single word. Notch ignored it completely. Zenimax began to pursue legal shit, so Notch then backpedaled and said that he could add a subtitle. After he basically shat on Zenimax's head. There was also the deal where Notch, being a "quirky indie developer guy XD" challenged Zenimax to a game of Quake over the ordeal. Because, you know, it's smart to gamble a chance at losing your biggest IP in an arena shooter. The whole debacle is a case of Notch crying that Zenimax was bullying him after he acted like an irresponsible dickhead after trying to do a stupid copyright thing. He tried to copyright a single word, then ignored a Cease and Desist, and then rallied the internet against 'the big bad evil corporation' that's trying to keep him down. Don't get me wrong, Zenimax is shitty pretty fucking often, but Notch was absolutely in the wrong in that situation.
Every now and again when Woolie goes full black, I burst out hysterically chuckling. My mom just walked in and asked me "whatcha giggling about?" as Woolie said yeah nigga. She slowly walked out.
SA2 fixes so much of matt's complaints on this game. SA2's problem is that originally it was going to be 3 stories. Sonic, Knuckles, and Eggman. But they decided to split them into 2 teams and force you to switch, so people hated not being able to just play as sonic. the others were fine, but you'd want them to be their own mode, rather than an invasive thing.
Wait... you guys actually believe the characters were lip-syncing their songs? That wasn't a joke? Ugh... I am consistently amazed by this glorious group of men.
Woolie, you don't seem to understand Dark Raiden's whole deal. He's not Chaotic Neutral. He's Lawful Evil. He's trying to protect Earthrealm, and he's willing to go to any length to do so, even straight-up attacking other realms that *might* become hostile to Earthrealm. So no. Not Chaotic Neutral. Lawful Evil.
Oh man, Jet Force Gemini. That slow realization.... "Oh I can't progress yet, I have to get all the bears. All the bears. All the bears. All the bears? ALL THE BEARS?! HOLY FUCK I HAVE TO GET ALL THE BEARS?!?!!!?!?"
Knuckles is to Sonic as Yamcha is to Dragonball. Starts out as a cool enemy/rival to the hero at first, but becomes less important and more incompetent as the series goes on.
At 6:00 in Woolie mentions that he and his brother got Omikron: The Nomad Soul and included it in "All that good shit." Woolie complimented a David Cage game. Why is no one bringing this up?
I was really expecting eggman to float down behind knuckles with all the chaos emeralds he left on the carrier and just make the super chaos right there while knuckles was sitting down like a useless echidna
WHAT'S POPPIN' BITCH Dying Like, Woolie is just one of those people who says the word "Bitch" in such a way that I can't help but lose my shit every time. Just like David Banner and Kevin Hart.
I never understood why so many people love DMX shouting "what" and growling. If anything, it just takes away from his otherwise pretty good rapping and singing.
I remember distant summer days where my neighbor and I would take turns launching each other out of the map in Star Wars: Republic Commando with the Wookie Bowcaster. We'd shoot the other in the head with a charged shot and it would drag the corpse up through the skybox, stretching and glitching the limbs as we cackled with glee.
That ninjutsu guy you guys were talking about reminded me of this guy I went to culinary school with who insisted his name was Marik Ishtar, and who had a bunch of Yugioh tattoos.
Did Liam forget that he can throw the bombs into Chaos 6 between now and when he played it as Sonic? It's excruciation watching this, especially when everyone is else is saying how terrible it is having to wait for him to suck.
