SPLATOON 2 - I HATE SALMON RUN (Funny Moments) 

When you were loaned a Grizzo Blaster but still lose.

You forgot when you have crap team mates. One time we hadn't even made it past the second round and we had only collected 7 eggs 6 of them were mine

Lol the 3 eggs 4 ppl is too relatable. Like especially if I killed the boss and everyone swoops and is all like *mine* 😑

One week ago I was playing Salmon run and I died after trying to save a team mate, so when the other teammate reached us, he squidbagged us and didn't help us; 10 seconds later everyone was splatted and we lost. Kids, don't be a d_ck.

This moment when you have the Last egg for win the part But you're dead and so you lose

Want some fries with that salt?

Sooo... Basically *EVERYTHING IN SALMON RUN* Except the weapons -wait sometimes they're really bad- Nvm All of *it*

Why is this so true lmao

I quit. Can I quit? Quitting sounds fun.

1:48 WHAT THE CRAP LOL

Octoboy : MAIS NON MAIS NAN LA Kikoo G&K : *squid baging* Octoboy : TU FAIS RAMADAN LA Kikoo G&K : "La connexion n'est pas stable"

The day gets a billion times better when I see a new octoboy video on my home page

1 like = 1 like

Smallfry are everything wrong with the world Got a sniping weapon? That's basically a message that you're a free kill to these guys Know those Griller stages? The Grillers are ok, not the vast amount of Smallfry, they'll fuck you up Know the Flyfish? If you look closely, you can see it's controlled by a Smallfry Smallfry are not nice

Salmon Run?! More like.... SQUID RUNNING AWAY BECAUSE UHHHHHHHH

You totally forgot Flyfish. And Flyfish. Oh yeah, and Flyfish. Did I mention Flyfish? Those are annoying too. You know what's even worse though? When a grenade hits a Flyfish' bucket, but bounces back out again. It's like, "thanks, Nintendo. Great design."

How did you forgot the flyfish?!

C'est tellement ça 😭 Et aussi y a le moment où tu as 10 œufs devant toi, tu appelles les gens de ton équipe et ils viennent pas… Omg ça ça m'énerve de ouf

That moment when you get 3-4 steel heads on high tide. *_t h i s i s f i n e_*

1:18 I HATE THAT!!

I actually love Maws. It's so easy to throw a bomb at the right time for some...how? Anyways, it's easy golden eggs for me. Also, everything else on this list I agree with. My biggest Salmon Run pet peeve is when you die while splatting the boss salmonoid (Take maws for example) and instead of reviving you, your teammate(s) just grab the eggs and leave you to sit there, spamming the help button. Whenever this happens, I stop helping my team and kill myself every time they revive me so they have no chance of winning after that.

I guess you could say this episode is a little FISHY! Ok I'll leave now .___.

HAHAHAHA! I loved the scream at the end! Great job! i need to so stuff like this on my channel! your growing so fast!

1:05 frigging spat my water here, didn't expect that haha! "I seek God's protection from satan"

I've been playing Salmon run last night for hours straight, I'm waiting for the next time it opens for me. Even though I WAS a profreshional I dropped down a few ranks to go-getter because there were three steelheads on the last round of a match before I dropped down. I was so mad, it was worse because I had the blaster. 1 like = one less steelhead every round.

LE SQUIDBAG IM DEAD

Hey Octoboy at 1:10 that happens to me so many times but great video keep up the good videos

Thanks for making my day brighter! You are amazing Octoboy!

1:34 nope

I love your videos and keep up the great work and what do you use to edit

More than halfway to 100,000 subs, Octoboy! Great job!

I couldn't stop laughing! These stuff always happen to me all the time!!! Nice work OctoBoy!!! xD

*ngyes*

U should have called this a salmontage. Im sorry ill go back to my conner

Oh Octoboy, you always make me crack up every time I see one of your videos!

I love your videos so much they always make me laugh 😂

Octoboy tu as oublier l'affreux "AERO BEN" !

1:13 R.I.P octoboy repose en paix

This is by far my favorite video.

Your editing skills are so good

1:06 en même temps c'est un G&K

I 🅱ate 🅱almon 🅱un

Octoboy I love your videos so much.And it keep making me laugh.

Lmfao! Yes. Make more of these. I need mooore.

Wait squidbagging is annoying? I kinda thought it was cute lol Edit: like when other people do it. Not me

0:42 "When you paint an aera" - OctoBoy, Sep 16th 2017

Le moment ou ta pas choper l'oeuf jetait mort xDDDD

Super vidéo, plus de truc sur le salmonrun stp, sinon j'ai une théorie, marina est une octaling, répond si sa t'intéresse !

Omg la mort jpp :')

#bannsquidbag !!!! Aider les octoboy en difficulté devans cela !!!

This is my favorite splatoon 2 video ever!

This are the "aliens" of Splatoon 2, and nobody can stop them !

Ouah ! 24 ème vue ! Je- Tout dans ta vidéo nous est tous arrivé.

1like=1%chance de victoires ;) Srx

Good to know I'm not the only one who forgets to pick up those bloody golden eggs.

1:48 there’s something about the cohocks stair that makes me laugh

Woomy send help is woomy send woomys

I FREAKING HATE MAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, just the thought of salmon run and that boss brings back so many deaths caused by them... They are the bane of my existance, and i am the bane of their existences! They hate me, and i *really* hate them! -i have thought about forgiving them at some point though, maybe soon- not to mention i hate steel eels, scrappers, grillers, stingers, and smallfry... I hate them for different reasons, i hate the steel eel because when one targets me they ALWAYS circle me like an anaconda, scrappers because they either bump into me rapidly or they bump into me and push me into the water, stingers because of how hard they are to dodge, grillers because once one sees me, unless they start spinning, *(splat!)* and smallfry because they are really small targets and they usually attack in swarms, and because of how hard it is to hit them and how constantly they swarm players (usually me) they get an easy and really cheap kill... But when a maws accidentally eats a bomb? OH THE SATISFACTION!!!

Who else is waiting for the tenta umbrella to come out.... just so octoboy can have a squid party with it XD (also looking forward to..."he be rolling down the street he be rollin to the beat")

This video was so relateable

Hey I've been in way to many bosses like 7 in one match there were three steel eels -.-

oh mon dieu le screemer!!! xD

1:07 yep thats me alright, trying to squid party with others

I seriously want to play Salmon Run with this Octoboi now.

0:41 what’s an aera? Do you mean area?

I don't think that's squid bagging. I thought squid bagging is when a opponent kills you and flop where you died.squid parties is when you flop around with your buddies a and act silly

I love your videos octo boy!

1:48 Tu m’as officiellement tuer 😂

1 like = 1 Octoboy not suffering

FIRST!!! to like my own comment

The Steel Eel boss has freaked the heck out of me since "Boss Salmonids and You."

"Steel eel boss" Octoboy: NEED I SAY MORE?

Omg! The brain training music! Manymuch nostalgia...

You are amazing at editing.

These are all relatable

This was hilarious

DA TING GOES SKIIIIIYAH

Why did I laugh for evrything lmao

The one thing I hate in salmon run is when your the last one ALIVE, all your teammates are DEAD, they call for HELP, I say THIS WAY, they say HELP, I say THIS WAY, they say HELP. Basically, I want them to come over here where I am because the enemies are blocking my way. But they don’t do anything but say help. 😤

1:48 IS LIGIT ME! I immediately start panicking as I see it come near me and I have to book it out of there ASAP

Amazing editing

2:55 this is too relatable im experiencing furious pain watching it.

0:22 *IT HAPPENS SO MUCH*

When a small fry kills you when your focused on a boss *triggerd*

I couldn’t agree with you more😂😂😂

Hahahaha SO TRUE! I've had these things happen to me alot.

MDR j'en pouvais plus vers la fin

I remember when I was in a cannon doing my job and then the underground Salmonoboss (AKA Maws) just came out of NOWHERE and splatted me! I got so scared but I was also laughing, that was probably the first time Splatoon ever gave me a jumpscare XD

I see squidbagging as more squidpartying! It's more positive to me lol (Unless someone does it to tease you after a kill) Like when we all party in between waves to celebrate? Love that.

Cool btw liked

all of this is OBVOUSLY TRUE the beginning makes saloman run seem nice.

I’m with you octoboy salmon run makes me rage ALOT

2:24 And you feel useless if you don't get one.

On a tous courue pour voir la video !!!

Great video everything he said is 100% true 😂

1:05 "I seek refuge in God from Satan the rejected" XD

Dat brain training music xD

That dawning moment when a salmonoid *PUSHES* you into the water...

*Glad to know this is shared pain XD*