Sports in a Nutshell 

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"But faster than everyone else" - best sport advice of the year

I love how the video starts with fairly accurate explanation of the sport rules and just completely decends into surrealism

0:00 Intro 0:18 Football 2:22 Basketball 3:51 Rugby 5:08 American Football 6:56 Halftime Show 9:11 Handball 9:33 Polo 10:03 Water Polo 10:10 Field Hockey 10:32 Ice Hockey 10:43 Tennis 11:49 Table Tennis 12:29 Golf 13:23 Darts 13:42 Boxing 14:09 MMA 14:54 Running 15:01 Cycling 15:09 Swimming 15:15 Triathlon 15:28 F1, Nascar & Moto GP 15:32 Sking, Snowboarding, Ice Skating & Curling 15:39 Jet Skiing, Rowing, Surfing 15:46 BMX, Mountain Biking & Skateboarding 15:53 Shooting, Archery, Climbing, Squash, Dodgeball, Gymnastics, Dressage, Badminton, Netball, Snooker, Pool & Volleyball 16:09 Cricket 16:26 Chess Boxing 16:35 Cycleball 16:40 Cheese Rolling 16:44 Quidditch 16:48 Slap Contests 16:53 Baseball 17:00 Outro This took 15 mins pls thank me (Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!!) (Edit (again): WHAT THE- 30 LIKES!?)

Fun fact: Wrestling is considered to be the oldest sport in the world. We know this because of a set of famous cave paintings in Lascaux, France, dating back 15,300 years ago which depict wrestlers. And it wasn't just in France either; paintings with illustrated wresters have been found in caves all over the world, from 7000 BC in Mongolia, from 6000 BC in Libya and in prehistoric caves in Japan

This channel basically invented a new category: educational shitposts.

“And volleyball-just watch Haikyuu” couldn’t have said it better myself.

"Unless your Tottenham " Made me laugh

I love how he just brushes over baseball like “no idea” because no one outside the USA gives enough of a damn about it to explain it to people

Football is all fun and games untill Mike dean deems the goal offside due to a single particle spotted after the 40th minute of the VAR review.

0:18 “Football, also known as, football” 😎😎😎😎😎😎 Give this man a W

As someone who lives in New Zealand, I can confirm that rugby is nearly as deadly as a warzone

"But don't worry, your team always scores" I feel every United fan right now.

Home football: You vs your sibling, one goal is the balcony door, and the other goal is the door to the living room. Time is set to 20 goals with 10 goals at halftime. Sometimes it's played until 60 goals, and usually it ends early because of siblings getting mad at each other

Small misconception,water polo is actually played with sea horses. That’s why they don’t drown.

Bro just ditched Baseball

When you said "AD TIME" i litterally got an 20 second unskippable ad (and no i wasnt able to click that "!" Button to close it because it was removed)

Football also known as- Football My respect to this man 100%

"Football - also known as -soccer- football." You gained an instant sub there.

10:52 WOW

"It's played with a stretched football that's scientific name is a "rugby ball'" G I L B E R T

"Football also known as... Football" Everyone in the world except the USA: Thank frick!

11:12 bro I’m super close with that umpire, like I have his number and everything

I like how this video starts off being serious and by the time handball comes in he just messes around and gets more silly lol 😂

Sports in a Nutshell: Man does the act of sport.

I would definitely watch a part 2 with more detail on the smaller ones.

Joeseppi is the only person that can make a Raid Shadow Legend comercial so good and funny

Bro just violated spurs for nothing

As a professional volleyball player, I can confirm that the one about volleyball is 100% accurate.

1:54 "Your Team Always Scores" *Sad England Euro 2020 noises*

>"Are you tired of boring, repetetive mobile games?" >Promotes a boring, repetetive mobile game that is pay2win

2:23 The actual history of basketball James Naismith, a Canadian (yes, a canadian coach) moved to the United States and wrote the original basketball rule book and founded the University of Kansas basketball program. Naismith was born on November 6, 1861, in Almonte, Province of Ontario (now part of Mississippi Mills, Ontario, Canada) to Scottish parents. He never had a middle name and never signed his name with an "A" initial. The "A" was added by someone in administration at the University of Kansas. Naismith studied and taught physical education at McGill University in Montreal until 1890 before moving to Springfield, Massachusetts, United States later that year, where in 1891 he designed the game of basketball while he was teaching at the International YMCA Training School. Seven years after inventing basketball, Naismith received his medical degree in Denver in 1898. He then arrived at the University of Kansas, later becoming the Kansas Jayhawks' athletic director and coach. While a coach at Kansas, Naismith coached Phog Allen, who later became the coach at Kansas for 39 seasons, beginning a lengthy and prestigious coaching tree. Allen then went on to coach legends including Adolph Rupp and Dean Smith, among others, who themselves coached many notable players and future coaches. Unfortunately, on November 19 1939, Naismith suffered a major brain hemorrhage and died nine days later in his home in Lawrence.

Ah yes, American football, the game where you don't even primarily use your feet on the ball

I live in Portugal, and football can be a life or death matter here. We have literal riots in our squares whenever a football team bus is passing by, so things are usually barricaded and the police is usually wearing riot gear. People yell and scream, whilst opposite team fans fight over their teams and shit just hits the fan, really. In fact, sometimes, if you were born here or have lived here for a long time, one of the questions people will ask is “So what is your football team?” when first meeting you, and if they’re one of the more extreme fans, they might decide not to associate with you anymore or even argue with you because of that. Friendships have been made or broken over this, it can get pretty ridiculous.

My dad used to play ice hockey and I can confirm that all of Joeseppi's facts are true

1:22 bro really had a picture of Robbie from AFTV

10:07 they just use sea horses, duh

"And a word from our sponsor..." Then RU-vid literally put an ad afterwards.

"And now, a word of our sponsor" ad pops up perfectly timed

This is probably my favorite channel to put on when I'm bored. In the end, im no longer bored and looking up each topic

It’s all way a good day when Joeseppi uploads! Edit: why TF does this have so many likes so many other comment deserve this

I’m actually learning a LOT about sports I could have otherwise cared less about and still having a great time, this is amazing

3:17 I like how 3/4 of these medals that were not won by USA don't exist anymore

6:45 "And we have a word from our sponsor" *Gets an ad for NordVPN*

"Whatever you do, don't try to play handball during a football match" Maradona: Did you guys know this was a rule? Messi and Suarez: Nope, first time I'm hearing of it🤔

I like how he ignores cricket even though he is British himself 🤣

6:59 joeseppi: then let me show you one that even worse!

You are very talented, the attention to detail in your video editing is amazing

it is a blessed day when joessepi uploads.

“Football, also known as… football” *respect +++*

3:58 "That's scientific name is a Rugby Ball" *G I L B E R T*

Big up DMack being included in the rugby section at 4:24. Goated player. American Handball has smaller and less fit / talented players who need armour and breaks every 30 seconds tho

Fun fact: In hockey, people fear the goalie. They have literal platinum 100 layer shining armour and they can obliterate you in 0.01 nanoseconds while getting away with it

watching Olympic basketball as an American feels like watching one of those movies where you know no matter what happens, the good guys win

16:03 netball or sh*t basketball

3:22 GOOD JOB MY COMRADES

11:20 ball boy go skrrrr

13:50 they *usually* don't fly upwards

6:13 gooo! Dolphins!!!

Lmao 6:51 That’s my house on that tv

"its ad time" *Proceeds to hit the viewer in the face with an ad*

with the US men's team winning gold every single year since basketball was introduced in 1936, except for these 4 years... good job guys *YOU SHOWED THEM*

I cant stop rewatching this

UFC: “whoever doesn’t die, wins” 😂

The best part of this video is seeing how he actually made a Raid ad worth watching

I found this channel 2 weeks ago and laughed so hard my chair almost fell, I love your videos man.

No one noticed that ad placement?

I've just recently found your channel and I'm now watching all of your Videos and I just can't stop laughing, they're so good. Please don't stop making theese.

The way he placed those ads right as he said "ads always appear the moment basketball starts" and a small clip of the ball was shown. That was very good

Oh man, your editing is getting really good.

Football known as… football respect for this guy

hockey and netball and tennis and boxing are my fav sports

The guy from space jam is actually a well known singer, Michael Jackson!

I really love your humor and style of editing man, love the vids. keep them coming!!

You are too good man, thank you for this

TIME STMAPS 0:17 Futbol 2:21 Basketball 3:50 Rugby 5:08 American football 6:50 Yet another RaiD SHaDoW LeGEnDS sponsor 9:09: Handball 9:33 Polo 10:02 Water Polo 10:09 Field hockey 10:31 Ice hockey 10:43 Tennis 11:48 Table tennis (ping pong) 12:29 Golf 13:23 Darts 13:41 Boxing 14:08 MMA 14:54 Running 15:00 Cycling 15:08 Swimming 15:14 Triathalon 15:15+ other sports

Me when a new Joeseppi Video goes online: How blessing a blessing from the lord

11:52 oh look it’s a little tennis court aw

This explains sports so well You got a dub and like

As someone who works at a baseball stadium, o can say with confidence the only entertaining aspect is watching a random pedestrian get drilled by a fly ball.

15:28 Fuck YEAH

The “to rack up trophies, unless your Tottenham” had me dying🤣🤣🤣

Never once have I loved a raid ad this much

I learned more in this video than in the past year at the theorical parts of Physical Education classes

00:18 Here man, you earned my respect.

I like how this video is also structured like a sports match with the sponsorship ad dividing the video into two parts and it's also the half time show/advertisement.

3:25 thanks for showing where the NBA logo came from

These videos make my day better

5:14 My father actually came in my room and thought i was studying .

4:01 WELCOME TO ARSTOTZKA!!!

Honestly one of my favorite RU-vid videos

3:50 as soon as you said "its ad time" an ad started playing, i love youtube!

"Don't worry, your team always scores." -Joeseppi Wolves Fans: Are you sure about that

American football players: *wear protective gear Rugby players: how uncivilized

4:09 - Never thought you would put a picture of Bryan Habana in here. Springbok fans definitely be proud of ya.

Man just explained my entire sport in less than 10 seconds

6:56:When he said "ad",a literal ad popped in my screen.🤣🤣🤣

"Whoever doesn't die, wins" I didn't know sports and battles are basically the same thing

"Troy from the Wildcats" that killed me. 🤣

"Football also known as football " mad respect, just subbed and liked