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Good Morning Drill, I would simply like to inquire about the update on Sarah Kavanaugh. My brother is retired Army and said she has apparently been sentenced some 6-7 years. I look forward to plenty more content from you, especially Crack Houses.
I ran a shelter back in the early 2000s an we got bagels from a local shop gave to the pantry. the folks that stayed in the shelter could eat them. Well, a bunch of bagels with poppyseeds on them came in and a couple guys are a bunch. they had to take piss test within 2 days of eating them. both failed. They were kicked out. Find out a number of years later that it could have been the poppyseeds.
True story. I was in the US Navy and volunteered for IA(individual augmentee) where they send you to Camp McCrady(not Camp Cropper, my bad) to go through crash course Army boot camp before sending you to Iraq or Afghanistan. I had to use the porta potty and asked a fellow to watch my rifle while I went. When I came back my rifle was gone, I asked them what happened and they didn't even notice(thanks shithead). I asked one of the instructors if they had seen my rifle, his response was "No I haven't, but I've seen Sergent Major with a rifle, and I don't think his rifle shoots that straight." I tracked him down and he gave it back but told me very loudly "Treat your rifle like your dick, keep it with you at all times and don't let anyone else grab it."
Funny story i was told my a marine who served in the first gulf war. The "snack bars" in the MRE's looked like chocolate granola bars, but were LOADED with extra fiber. Nobody ate them because they would constipate you big time. So they had a box in their HMMV where they would toss them. One day, a small boy came up to the truck begging, so they gave that kid the entire box before driving off. The marine said "i kinda feel sorry for that kid, he probably never took a shit again."
@@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 Dunno, i have never eaten an MRE. Fiber is important, but i think that cereal bar was just too much. So yeah, maybe a bit at a time, spread out over the entire day might be okay? But picture a little kid, you give them a tasty bar, they have no idea it's almost all fiber. They eat two or three in one sitting, and never poop again.
Yes, but only if the reactionary thought isn't "not enough far enough, I'd have to swan dive on purpose." Hell I've almost fell off ladders 2 times in the last 3 days. An'd it'd only be 6-10 feet, fuck that, that's PT and even more depression, rather than "someone else's problem"...
03:46 My father went through this at the turn of the century. When he was a USAF TSgt, he came up very positive for heroine on a piss test. His CO being the decent man he was, decided to not immediately can one of his NCOs and look into why one of his boys suddenly became naughty. So between the CO, my father, and the Doc running the tests they all figured out that it was a damned poppy seed bagel that was the culprit. TL;DR: Bagel nearly killed a 20 yr USAF career. Saved by exemplary service record.
Got a cousin who failed a drug test on his mining job. Turns out he ate half of the huge poppy seed cake his wife made for him the morning of the test.
Poppy seeds, Vicks nasal inhalers, are just a couple of things that can give a false positive. I referred to my chiropractor as my “crack dealer” because he would crack my back and neck. Our so called idiotic “safety” guy heard me say I had to go see my crack dealer. Well I got randomly selected to take drug tests six months in a row. Coincidence? Hell no! I had to train this idiot on safety procedures that I HAD WRITTEN. Immediately after I had trained this idiot he told me that I had to take the test! What do you think the odds are that I would pass a test on a system that I designed and that I wrote the safety procedures for? Yeah that really happened. College idiot.
10:31 reminds me of my time in basic, had one guy doing his phone call and told his mom that "basic was too easy" right in front of one of my petty officers. Within the same hour we were taken back into the barracks and "worked out" for several hours. I miss those days.
And by "worked out", I mean we did nothing but straight PT for 6 hours straight, until we had to go to sleep. And the petty officer in charge of it was relentless. No breaks, no bathroom, no anything. Just beating the floor with your face for 6 hours
@@goncalonunes985 Profile is a mil term used to excuse a person from certain physical tasks required to complete a mission. e.g. - "Pvt. Potato is excused from doing the run portion of the PT test because he has a bone spur on his heel." He has a PT profile.
The leaving your rifle at the Porta shitter one brought back memories and made me glad I only had a pistol for 1 day. My main weapon was a 70 ton Abrams.
As a 37F reclass instructor, I was in charge of one of the training sites we used during the FTX portion, and while the Civial Affiars team was going through their scenario, I noticed one of the trainees left their weapon unattended while conducting a meeting. I santached that rifle so quick and just stood back watching over the chaos that ensued once they came out and the soldier couldn't find his rifle for a good 5 minutes. He even went to his OC and asked her if she could stop training before I finally gave it back to him and sent his team back to the FOB for his corrective training. 😂
I remember on the FORGE, our guys who were suppose to keep watch at the entrance fell asleep. Drill sergeant didn't take too kindly for that and I happened to be on patrol, so he asked me to help him grab the rifle of every other trainee who fell asleep.
Did you feel that moment of sadistic glee when the DS asked you to blue-falcon your buddies that made you think "NOW I get it" and want to become a Drill Sergeant yourself later in your career?
@@MisterW0lfe well, I did my best to stifle my giggles, and we just went around checking who was or wasn't asleep. I have to admit, it was pretty damn funny until I joined them when the entire platoon got smoked
"Down the stairs like a herd of turtles" Sir I am at work choking holding my laughter in so my coworkers do think I am crazy, and now I might not live long enough to see the next MEME REVIEW! Brought to us by RAID SHADOW LEDGENDS!!!!!
I think the scariest sentence I ever heard, in the Army, was while we were flying in a Black Hawk...heard Private Jack Ass say oops and rifle in the same sentence as he looked down at the ground.
We had a private drop his rifle in the outhouse. Had a pretty deep cement tank. Biggest drill grabbed him by the legs, held him upside down and said "I can only hold you for 30 seconds, then your going swimming." He got it out, but was refered to as Shitarms for the rest of basic.
8:45 "It's that moment of learning through panic that really teaches you a lesson." - I did Army BCT at Ft. Sill back in Feb '96. We were in the field one night when the temp dipped into the single digits. The Drills woke us up at 2am with instructions to grab your shit as fast as you can and get to the warmup building. Don't worry about packing your shelter half, pack it in the building. I just finished packing my gear and realized my M16 was still laying on the ground where I had it underneath my sleeping bag to keep the Drills from grabbing it. That was a very panicked 200M+ walk in complete darkness to where I thought my tent was. Turned out I was spot-fucking-on. I literally walked right up to it and it was exactly where I left it. As I came back in the building one of the Drills asked me why I was outside. I told him I was using the latrine. Lesson learned!
Omg! The part about saying you have nothing to do.... I grew up with that and so too have my sons... Never ever ever say "I'm bored. " "There's nothing to do. " or pester your sibling when your bored...i found myself cleaning refrigerators...defrosting old freezers, that were definitely not frost free...mucking stalls...washing baseboards...cleaning ovens. If my parents even thought I looked bored. Nope, always look busy. When they owned their own restaurant the "If you have time to lean you have time to clean." came out. I rolled so much silverware and filled shakers that didn't need filled just to look busy and not have to do something else...
Hot-mike/stepped on moment: Went with a NG Tank unit to Drum one year in 87, had a CPT in a n M-113 attached to my company that would scream bloody murder over the air that someone had a hot mic every time we would crank up and move out, this went on for days. My CO finally figured out it was said loud-mouthed CPT's own DRIVER who had his CVC cables backwards, and clicked back to intercom transmitting everything over the air, the conversation transmitted for all to hear right before my CO reached down into the 113 driver hatch and ripped the CVC out by the roots thus ending said hot mic was legendary.
5:37 😂😂💩💩🤣🤣🤣. 9:16 so true. I’m a truck driver and radio enthusiast, gets really frustrating when you are trying to warn other drivers about an accident so they can avoid becoming part of it and some guy on the other side of the USA is walking on you. It’s even worse when they admit to hearing you but just don’t care.
4:04 it's not the poppy seeds themselves; it's the milk on the poppy seeds, likely the stuff isn't really being washed off or most of it isn't anyway. There is a reason why they taste so good after all.
If it makes you feel better AC, my adopted German Shepard lab mix took a dump on my hardwood floor as I was getting ready for work today. Stepped in it barefoot and all. But we love our puppos and your reaction was how i felt. I wasn't mad, I was just disappointed.
The mistake Evan made in that situation was he told that joke to a HR person, meaning they have an HR sense of humor (i.e. they are allergic to humor).
That Ft. Hood "Choke me Daddy" meme had me dying ... figuratively. I do have to go to Ft. Hood today so if you don't see me next week check the Armory and if I'm not there, grab the shovels. Wish me luck!
I remembered my First Sergeant forgetting his rifle in the back of a Gator for an entire day while we were in Afghanistan. We were so close to shutting down the entire FOB. He was on the verge of tears before we finally found it. Fun times! 😁
At a family get together (Thanksgiving?) My self, my dad and brother (both vets) were hanging out in my late grandfather's "man cave" and I brought up the subject of MREs and the ability to pass them... or not naturally followed. Well my brother said something like, I think they make them hard to pass on purpose. Imagine if your in battle and your like damn, I gotta take shit!
You want panic... My first real jump on recon, I had a feeling that I forgot something from wheels up.. I hit the ground and it didn't hit me... My spare mags were in the ready room, but reaching for my rifle made me realize something else. It was still on the damn aircraft. As I was trying to convince myself that a M9 with 2 mags is good enough, my battle buddy/spotter hit me in the back of the head with my rifle... No body else noticed that I left the long distance protection sitting...the ammo was a bit more noticed and complicated 🥔🥔🥔
I "lost" my rifle once. As I was a young USAF Security Policeman & A1C/E-3. I was beginning to panic, and my Deputy Security Police Group Commander pulled up. I reported my post and pretended that I had my rifle. He didn't want a post briefing and drove off. When he was out of sight, I put my hands on my hips & took a sigh of relief. That's when I found that I was armed with an M-9 that shift and had my weapon the whole time.
I 'member when I was a young PFC, we were on a field OP and a sergeant we got from security forces recently left his rifle unattended. One of the other PFCs, who ... didn't get on well with this new sergeant, decided to take the bolt & bolt carrier out of it. He then gave it to our platoon sergeant. A full day later when we're on birds on our way into a live fire "hot LZ" and when we all went condition one, he finally realised. Platoon sergeant handed him the bolt and said "we'll talk later". On the bird, in front of the 2 squads in the 46. Good times.
RE: Poppy seeds. There was a CSM who popped hot back in 87 in Turkey. Turned out the bakery where he picked up his morning pastry was using THAT kind of poppy seeds...
Thank gosh i get to see some fresh angry cops. I watched the land mine one before bed for the hundredth time, just wondering when ac was going to bless RU-vid with his presence. The gods have answered!!!
The poppy seed thing is 100% true. I once failed a drug test when I was 14 because I was sick in the hospital and they tested for everything... heroine is what they determined. The night before I had 2 poppy seed hot dog buns. They didn't believe me until the next day they retested me and my levels were so much lower than an actual heroine users would be. I may have eaten some of the poppy seeds from the bag on top of my microwaved hot dogs. Kidney infection was the medical answer... not heroine 😂
On that forgot weapon meme. That same "Oh, F***ing Sh*t" feeling when you've been carrying your rifle around for the last year on deployment and forget you're back at your normal duty station. It's happened to me several times.
I got in trouble several times for taking my rifle into every porta-shitter and latrine. I didn't stop, ever. I was too fucking terrified after seeing it happen to someone. I SLEPT with it.
Just a little friendly advice on the dog. When you get ready to record something, give the dog a bone. Depending on the size of the dog & the size of the bone, this may give you anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of silence. You could also just put it out in the yard and let it hobble around until you're finished. Yes, I made a disabled dog joke
my husband is a disabled vet and was up at 430 this morning and woke me up to watch you... YOU ARE GREAT WE LOVE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS KEEP ON KEEPING ON ....
Herd of turtles? That’s quiet compared to my herd of brontosaurus cats…and there’s only 2 of them. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s like prehistoric NASCAR invades my house every morning at 1:00am. They’re making a left turn! 🤣🤣🤣
Missing rifle? I was in the National Guard in the early90's, you know the drinking club for veterans. Field exercise, I drove a CUTV to Ft. Knox training area. Behind the drivers seat a nice little fixture to hold my rifle, so there I put it. First Sgt. borrows the CUTV to go back to the NG armory 80 miles away, with my rifle. People kept asking where was my rifle? Me: Oh, the 1st Sgt. took it back to the armory to have it serviced." Luckily the 1st Sgt. Came back that night with the same CUTV....
7:00 at basic training, I can’t tell you how many times three of us pissed in the same toilet at the same time carefully not crossing streams or looking each other in the eyes while we are shoulder to shoulder in the stall… when the door closes and you get that one that randomly jerks around crossing streams with everyone… what the fû¢& @$$чогє!!
3:09 - Yeah, when I went to high school while living at Ft Hood... That happened to one of my classmates who was dating a GI. Her body was found in a carpet. A real shame.
Nothing like going to a medical appointment at Lackland AFB Basic Training, Sunny when I left for my appointment, and raining cats,dogs and small farm animals, on my walk back to the training side of the base. Car pulled up next to me sounded the horn it was the Base Commanders Car, pop to attention and saluted, window rolled down and a voice said Airman get your ass in the car. I got in the car, the Commander asked what my flight was, and told the driver to take us to the Dorm. Dropped me off, I saluted and went to report to my TI. 4 years later he came through the Dining Hall Chow line. One Star General by then.
At Benning, in the late 90's in Basic/AIT, on any FTX I would put my sling under my belt AND sleep on my rifle, Drill Sgt's would sneak around while you were asleep they would steal your rifle from your pup tent, that shit wasn't gonna happen to me.
The base Navy Exchange in Great Lakes Illinois sold clove cigarettes until guys started popping the piss tests due to the THC content. I never smoked but those things stunk up the place so I was glad to see them go. 7:22 Navy Chief(to a group of sailors standing around):I need two guys for a job. Guy in the crowd:What for,Chief? Chief:Awright,who else or I'm gonna pick somebody at random.(while looking at you) 7:37 At least the Navy takes our bunks,mess tables,showers & satellite tv systems into battle with us.
