I've listened to this multiple times over the years, and I still can't figure out wtf he says during this line. "Cooking baking soda in the roller (rola?) Wouldnt that be fun. Chicka chicka Blow! If everybody didn't have a hand in (aquanet?) We'd be better off".
If everybody on the planet had a can of aqua net, we’d be better off. Big Bangs, hick thangs, chicken wangs snapping turtles tied to my porch and I never let her off
>> ♪ REALLY WISH I HAD A GUN BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A BULLET ♪ ♪ BIG ENOUGH TO GO AND SHOOT OUT THE SUN ♪ ♪ TAKE A MINUTE, DRINK A COLA WHILE I COOK BAKING SODA IN A BOWL, WOULDN'T THAT BE FUN? ♪ ♪ IF EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET HAD A CAN OF AQUA NET ♪ ♪ WE'D BE BETTER OFF ♪ ♪ BIG BANGS, HICK THINGS, CHICKEN WINGS, SNAPPING TURTLE TIED TO MY PORCH AND I NEVER LET HER OFF ♪ ♪ YOU GOT THAT DEAL, PICKLE? ♪ ♪ YOU FEELIN' FICKLE? ♪ ♪ A CUP OF MOONSHINE MAKE YOU WANT TO HICCU-HICCUP ♪ ♪ TRAILER PARKS COLD, JUNKYARDS ICICLES ♪ ♪ JUMPING OVER BARBED WIRE NAKED DON'T TICKLE ♪
