Stace "Spongedawg" McLaren: Cross Me Tool 

Up your blowhole, right here right now!
Born a multicellular organism
The spongiest in the land
I live underwater
Absorb whatever I can
Suffer from roid rage
I lift weights fast
No time for boating school
Kicked Mrs Puff outta class
Cross me fool, you’ll order no more
The Sponge will be
Reflected in his microwave door
You know I'm bad, look at these pores
Stay clear of me, just ask Dave from Manticore
You know me
I judge metal style
Band photos
On the back of None So Vile
Play some Tool
I’ve heard they’re bad
Stinkfist track one
Sounds gayer than metalcore
Hiding out
At Sandy Shoals
With Mermaid Man
He likes Asphyx’s The Rack
Remember me
When vinyls are spun
And the Sponge Dawg’s back
He’ll release a limited edition vinyl run