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@deconyus3412 2 года назад

Stadians, bloody and beaten, looking to their Stadia suddenly light up purple becomming the Amazon Luna. “Aah, you were at my side all along. My true mentor, my guiding Lunarlight…”

@JJMomoida 2 года назад

"It's like poetry. It rhymes"

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 года назад

That's way too cool for them though. More like before finally collapsing in on themselves a new corporate light shows on them and they're reconverted into purple synths

@deconyus3412 2 года назад

@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero thats why it only occurs in the Cloud Gamer’s Dream.

@GoodlyPenguin 2 года назад

"You were there all along...my Stadia of light

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 года назад

@@deconyus3412 fair lol

@Briesuke 2 года назад

Good ol’ Woolie starting a race war between Stadians and Lunatics.

@jordankolb5967 2 года назад

IT STARTS NOOOOOOW

@iller3 2 года назад

never gone harder from _"oh look, woolie's back on his bullshit again"_ to *OMG He's struck GOLD!*

@WonderGamer101 2 года назад

is it truly a race war if they're both the exact same race?

@everforward5561 2 года назад

Is it really a race war when it's ten people?

@F19HORNET123 2 года назад

Wakka would be proud

@Mr.Faust3 2 года назад

Stadia fans jumping on Luna is like jumping off a flaming ship surrounded by sharks onto a ship with a massive fire hazard

@chellejohnson9789 2 года назад

With a trail of chum

@Mr.Faust3 2 года назад

@@chellejohnson9789 “we’re safe” says Jeff bezos as he readies his life boat

@montgomerynovak2194 2 года назад

The massive fire hazard is the stadia-ship that was heading straight towards the luna-ship

@aidan4252 2 года назад

@@Mr.Faust3 Please don't slander Mr.Bezos like this. He's on his yacht.

@alexbrown7708 2 года назад

and is termite infested

@vincible7023 2 года назад

"If you're upset about getting cheated out of your money, you're not ready for this elite experience" is certainly a take you can choose to have.

@insanemindset2667 Год назад

Any person with common sense would just quit, but the techbros and morons out there will still walk into the knife that stabs them just to be "part of the experience." XD

@andret3739 2 года назад

This video is the one and only reason for me knowing that Luna even exists, THAT is where Luna is at

@patrickripleyiii134 2 года назад

Same

@patrickmcpartland1398 2 года назад

I mean isn't that kind of what they should be doing? Building it up and letting people who want to try it out while they are working on it, but not getting a hype train or any advertisements to make it well known till it is working in well enough that they won't get shit on lime stadia did?

@Squiddy0912 2 года назад

2 weeks later, and this is my first time hearing about it lol

@bleack8701 2 года назад

Same, but 3 months later so even worse...

@Muninnnr 2 года назад

4 months later, still haven't heard about Luna anywhere else. And I watched this video when it came out, so I've learned of Luna, had time to forget about it, and now learnt about it again.

@deconyus3412 2 года назад

Imagine releasing a game platform and the response to “when did it come out?” Is “Yyyyeeesssterday?????” Holy shit thats bad

@Kango234 2 года назад

"Stupid fuck coins" should be the name of all in-game currency.

@MrDalisclock 2 года назад

I'd extend this to all digital currency. Especially crypto.

@ohmygoditisspider7953 2 года назад

@@MrDalisclock I'd extend this to all currency

@BTM8109 2 года назад

Ubisoft Pissbucks

@jansenart0 2 года назад

Seconded.

@jansenart0 2 года назад

@@BTM8109 Seconded.

@KingNanoA 2 года назад

25:59. I love it when Woolie’s QA brain takes over just to flip out hard.

@ScorpioTheScorpion1503 2 года назад

QA Woolie is the absolute best.

@gameb9oy 2 года назад

I like to think Woolie’s QA talents could basically be a stand. It be named “Crash” obviously

@RevolutionPony 2 года назад

26:00 I love the look as his brain switches back into business mode. It's like a spy that's been activated

@Kaarl_Mills 2 года назад

"Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight Car." "Prêt à se conformer"

@Jace_traumerei 2 года назад

25:59 I love how you can see Woolie just dissociate and sloooowly shift into QA Mode. I love seeing him pop off about fuckups like this. Damn near spat my drink at the "you're not ready for this experience" reply the guy got... That's an NFTBro in the making

@kapkant6197 2 года назад

Stadia fans switching to Luna is a lot like when Joker's henchmen got transferred from Blackgate to Arkham Asylum. It's not gonna change as much as everyone hopes and it's gonna end with a death toll of 100+. The only difference is Joker's men weren't clinically insane.

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 года назад

Heck not even jokers technically insane by the strictest definitions lol

@kapkant6197 2 года назад

@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero Hyper sanity and knowing you are a fictional character moment

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 года назад

@@kapkant6197 yeh. Like deadpool but instead of dicking around, it completely scars his concept of morality and purpose beyond anything considered humane.

@indigosunset70 2 года назад

u like typing shit about things u never experienced firsthand..dontcha?

@kapkant6197 2 года назад

@@indigosunset70 I'm sorry my fellow Stadian

@soliduswasright678 2 года назад

From Stadians to Luna-tics.

@namcoshinAkuma 2 года назад

Damn, that was a good one

@conspiracypanda1200 2 года назад

Personally I'm also impressed by the sheer speed of the comment.

@Mr.Faust3 2 года назад

Ya gotta be a lunatic to still support cloud gaming

@Griffin1171-love-you-all 2 года назад

Lunar-ticks are invading Snail Francesco! Snails are helpless against the tick invasion! SNAILIENS!

@donmech5 2 года назад

that “you arent ready” guy gives nft bros a run for their money

@smiter57 Год назад

I mean he would if NFT bros actually had any money.

@ChrisPoindexter98 2 месяца назад

@@smiter57 NICE

@curranmckenzie9574 2 года назад

5:53 Love how Woolie's already implemented Elden Ring terminology into his stockpile of metaphors.

@Andrew_TS 2 года назад

"Lunatics" is the easy fan name, but let me suggest "luna moths." The insect that, once it emerges from its cocoon as a moth, has no mouth, so it basically slowly starves to death over its one month-ish life remaining.

@GELTONZ 2 года назад

You know...it's truly depressing just how many insects that describes. Cicadas are the same way.

@Sapheiorus 2 года назад

Also, they are coming to this flame.

@GrayD_Fox 2 года назад

@Wha0e0er 2 года назад

Unlike Lunatics tho, the moths are fucking constantly

@catv6930 2 года назад

nah us Juniper Actias fans got that covered

@EvilWillYT 2 года назад

As a Stadia/Luna Compliance Specialist with 8 years in QA now, please end me. I won't speak of anything NDA breaking* I EARNED my 1000 yard stare.

@paytonkilmer1920 2 года назад

“Part of me never left that cubicle”

@AngryHomunculus 2 года назад

NGL I misread your comment and thought you said "8 years of Stadia/Luna compliance", which reminded me of that story about a person who was looking at software engineering jobs and noticed one of them required a number of years experience with a programming language which was greater than the number of years that the programming language had existed

@ripamoramee14 2 года назад

When you’re ready to finish the game but the old withered stadia fan gets out of their wheelchair and whips out their Lunarlight scythe

@ChronoTriggerHappy 2 года назад

"It seems old Stadians will join the hunt" and then when you beat him if you didnt get the three network cables and consumed them, you are possessed by the Luna Nightmare instead of fighting it as the final boss to be reborn as an infant jeff bezos

@boodle399 2 года назад

Stadia is only alive if you consider post mortem spasms as being "alive"

@fien111 2 года назад

Your hair and fingernails continue to grow for 48 hours after death because of lag from the servers

@nackskott12 2 года назад

The Stadia cadaver starts having postmortem muscle contractions. “See, I told you it's still alive!” says the Google representative, “cloud gaming is the future standard! The parasites are part of our premium gaming experience! Buy now!”

@NeutralGuyDoubleZero 2 года назад

It's like how scientists aren't fully sure if a virus is alive or not

@alephnole7009 2 года назад

Controllers as a service. The controller only works if you send it a verified Bluetooth signal from your phone once a month. That's it. That's the product.

@ericbloodsmith5161 2 года назад

You say this, but I know a community of Melee players that send their controllers in for maintenance every year. Every December they drop off their controllers at a used game store and pick them up in January.

@jaydixon9837 2 года назад

I’m blaming you personally if this ever becomes a thing

@MUGENanaya 2 года назад

ID Tagged Controllers

@deconyus3412 2 года назад

Amazon Luna: do you want the same experience of visiting the pediatrician and playing the ps2 and n64 games in the waiting room? Well here ya go

@flamesbaldwin108 2 года назад

You unlocked a DEEP, DARK Super Monkeyball memory in my brain from early childhood. Fuck you. Also, thanks

@theotherjared9824 2 года назад

Woolie going full QA mode at the thought of a bug that essentially commits theft.

@RipOffProductionsLLC 6 месяцев назад

S-class bug that will inflict a class action lawsuit if not fixed instantly...

@technomorph6798 2 года назад

28:22 never seen woolie make a face like that, crit psychic damage there

@alphax-shroom6781 2 года назад

Woolie faces are coming out hot off the press recently

@tylerlackey1175 Месяц назад

IRL implementation of "You cannot grasp the true form of giygas' attack" Woolie took cosmic horror damage on camera

@matthewivy6857 2 года назад

Giant evil corporate gaming console 1: failed Bugmen sad Giant evil corporate gaming console 2: released Bugmen hope restored

@taylordugos4870 2 года назад

RU-vid is where I get all my gaming news. I did not even know the Luna was a thing.

@crockpotcrumble369 2 года назад

As someone who’s worked at Amazon for over a year, I can say with confidence that this is 100% on brand

@MDFvids 2 года назад

The Furtive Stadia, So Easily Forgotten .

@MrDalisclock 2 года назад

Sir and/or ma'am, please have an internet as an award.

@itstallulahhh 2 года назад

Cloud streamed gaming isn't an entertainment service, it's an overlooked accessibility QA step

@Day100 2 года назад

I think they took down that guy's post. Shit is even funnier how broken Luna is

@LordQuadros 2 года назад

"Oh, you're upset about your stolen money? Lol, triggered"

@dornob13 2 года назад

Luna is giving the feelings of renting a game from blockbuster only to have the disc be scratch in a way that makes the game not want to work pass a certain point.

@NoPantsBaby 2 года назад

It's like a masochist gathering. They all just LOVE sharing how much the service sucks!

@cbreezy1221121 2 года назад

28:02 This makes me wonder how much crossover there is between Stadians/Lunatics and NFT bros

@alephnole7009 2 года назад

Imagine streaming Babylons fall at 720p with input lag.

@robovinefilms1811 2 года назад

Just a smear, the Jackson Pollock gaming experience.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 года назад

23:48 not saves, but On psn I had game straight up disappear from my library, despite buying with my own money. Sony’s only response was “we have no record of you owning this” Despite countless screenshots and videos of my gameplay, which show my account and everything. Even my digital receipt disappeared

@SBJ_Tube 2 года назад

Your digital receipt is an email. Did you delete the email? They can't possibly do that.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 года назад

@@SBJ_Tube I won’t lie, it’s possible I did. But still, sucked immensely

@blackdragoncyrus 2 года назад

I feel for the guy who lost Assassin's Creed progress and spent currency.

@AsTheWorldSpinsAgain 2 года назад

I do not, chumps gonna chump.

@jacpas2012 2 года назад

There is a reason why people hate having store in a single player game.

@JavierGarcia-gn2gr 2 года назад

I dont

@aerodblade1601 2 года назад

10:00 the ubisoft games channel is worse than they think. It's actually 17 fucking dollars a month for the 50 flavors of the same bland open world.

@hellaflaws 2 года назад

no shut up go to the tower and climb it shut up though

@Kango234 2 года назад

I was so disappointed no one brought that up.

@NaderinZim 2 года назад

@@hellaflaws "Look at the top view of this bland map for the 517335th time".

@zydian_ Год назад

I went to the stadia subreddit to laugh and was not dissapointed. post 1 day ago: 'Any hope for the Assassin's Creed Odyssey save to be transferred?' ITS BEEN 9 MONTHS SINCE THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED

@MidwayWuzzupman 2 года назад

The look on Woolie's face at 26:01 is priceless

@mika9578 2 года назад

28:21 !MADNESS!

@BigFingerRo 2 года назад

CANADIAN STADIANS, HOLD TOGETHER! And then they all get swept out in one attack.

@conspiracypanda1200 2 года назад

What I'm wondering is... Will Terraria devs go two-for-two and punch Luna in the balls (before adding their game to the library anyway because _they can't be stopped_ )?

@trashman1605 2 года назад

28:10 And so, my fellow lunatics, ask not what your console can do for you -- ask what you can do for your console.

@Spacialvekter 2 года назад

I lost my goddamn mind at the Luna fans telling the poster to stop fudding about losing stuff he paid money for

@NoiseFetish 2 года назад

This video is the FIRST time I heard anything about Luna... I thought the video was gonna be about Stadia finally getting the official axe.

@flooboo1502 Год назад

As of 8 hours ago Amazon Luna is now going to be operating in the UK, Canada and Germany....the reddit is still 90% tech help with problems, with the other 10% being how many games are constantly being removed from the catalogue.

@trenchcoatjoe1891 Год назад

Lunacy abroad

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 года назад

Stadia ads were playing waaaay longer than they should have

@111cvb111 2 года назад

Funny thing about a stick with drift issues with a PC centric console: You can just increase the fucking deadzone for a long term band-aid until you can physically fix it, the thing that you for some reason can't do with consoles.

@ScaryBoiSupreme 2 года назад

I legitimately thought the Luna launched like a year ago

@Comkill117 4 месяца назад

I still love the reply on Woolie’s end whenever someone in chat asked what the Luna was that they were talking about since they got there late. “Literally, don’t worry about it.”

@Tsunamidusher 2 года назад

Luna-tics... Lunatics... Loonatics... *Brain: NO! STOP! TURN BACK !! TURN BAAAAACK!!!!**

@BrazillianCara 2 года назад

...Unleashed.

@funimationsucks5366 2 года назад

xD Holy shit, Woolie lost his shit for a sec. His soul was damaged by that shit.

@AwkwardLoser 2 года назад

Gamepass really put Stadia in a clownsuit even down to letting you stream certain games now

@DoctorDrPepperMD 2 года назад

Gamepass is great but also feels like it could be bad for the perceived value of games.

@luan.galaxy 2 года назад

@@DoctorDrPepperMD I can sense you're about to spill some bullshit

@kylem.7466 2 года назад

@@DoctorDrPepperMD Hey homie, pass the blunt! Clearly you've had enough!

@AwkwardLoser 2 года назад

@@DoctorDrPepperMD I can see how someone could feel like “Why buy Game X when I can wait six months for it to be on games pass” GotG, Yakuza LaD and quite a few others have been that way for me

@LtSprinkulz 2 года назад

@@AwkwardLoser man I'm SO GLAD I didn't pay full price for Halo Infailnite

@paytonkilmer1920 2 года назад

I was only half listening at the very end of the clip, so it was really jarring to hear Woolie just start talking about futa out of nowhere, only for me to start paying attention again and have the conversation actually be about motorcycles. Thought I was going insane for a minute there.

@adams3627 2 года назад

I have prime already so I was going to go see if I could get DMC V going to sent clips to Woolie as a goof. But you HAVE to own one of those piece of shit controllers in order for it to work on any device I own. They're asking SEVENTY USD for it. The goof of trying to get judgement cuts on my phone is not worth $70 usd. EDIT: The controller is marked down to $50. What a bargain! That's a great sign!

@JeskidoYT 2 года назад

Hey $40 + prime is an expensive game pass

@adams3627 2 года назад

@@JeskidoYT except with the game pass you can at least download the games to run them locally.

@AnnCatsanndra 2 года назад

I've been subscribed to Stadia, Playstation Now, and Xbox Games Pass. And I tried Gaikai back in the past. And I'm known mostly for my Looner art, so I feel qualified to be a promoter for Amazon Luna.

@robertmathews7971 2 года назад

The stadians died long ago, the input lag is just preventing the input from reaching them.

@LadyViolet1 2 года назад

I feel like these cloud services need to go more with turn based games that have high system requirements to be a low spec option, and have the ability to download games to play offline too (all with the idea of being a subscription service like game pass or something). The mainline Persona series would be perfect since the latency wouldn't really matter.

@gkkk2735 2 года назад

The issue for those companies is they want the more mainstream titles to entice people and never consider stuff like persona

@Flike245 2 года назад

I feel like people who need the most cutting edge graphics and people who appreciate turn-based games isn't even a Venn diagram.

@LadyViolet1 2 года назад

@@Flike245 It's not really about that; it's more of a low end option if the game just crashes on start up, or is otherwise unplayable. The big advantage is players would theoretically be able to play it on anything with an internet connection.

@danherondraws 2 года назад

ha, I was listening to old CSB podcast from 2 years ago, talking about Luna and Stadia, man this is pretty funny

@edfreak9001 2 года назад

in fairness to the Futa, googling just that term only turns up a federal tax credit thing unless you go into Images

@ahmedibrahim4997 2 года назад

Oh man this is the best clip in a while haven't laughed this much since a time

@KingM1023 2 года назад

I've not worked a single day of QA in my life but that story of that guy losing progress AND in-game purchases in Odyssey gave me a panic attack. HOW can you not think about this shit before launch

@gcomastah 2 года назад

"THE LONESOME FUTA" Ah yes. Also known as "Baiken".

@JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski 2 года назад

Can't wait to play some delay based netcode fighting games online through luna through McDonald's wifi. This will be a whole new level of lag griefing

@idiotcube Год назад

Woolie, I can't even consistently land Pefect Judgment Cuts normally.

@LilAnonomus 2 года назад

23:48 look at the realization hit them

@WTFisTingispingis 2 года назад

_giggles_ Stadians.

@adamriley9241 2 года назад

It was today I learned Amazon had plans for a streaming service of games, let alone LAUNCHED one.

@Coypop 2 года назад

Cloud gaming exists for the pleasure of Woolie.

@bangormc3rd562 2 года назад

24:40 Pat: That's taking money out of your pocket. Amazon: Really? Tell us more about this 'problem'...

@rawhide_kobayashi Год назад

🦀 STADIA 🦀 IS 🦀 GONE 🦀

@edwardramasamadesiderio471 2 года назад

Remember kids, Cloud Gaming is a terrible idea that should not be supported.

@ricardomiles2957 2 года назад

Being completely honest I think that one day it will be viable, kinda like VR, but cloud gaming still need their Oculus rift to at least being taken seriously

@NaderinZim 2 года назад

Right? Cloud gaming is like selling airports to people in the 1800s.

@boxtank5288 2 года назад

@@NaderinZim Or Green Energy before 2028 (experts have revealed that little tidbit) it won't be viable before then and is inefficent at this time.

@acceptablecasualty5319 2 года назад

It works for Puzzle games, turn-based strategy (barely) and not much else, yet.

@thuongn85 2 года назад

I don't know why people are defending stadia/luna and getting butt hurt at the fact the product failed a customer. They are either in denial or are hired employees of Amazon tasked with reputation management.

@KazernskyYT 2 года назад

I get the exact same vibe from these die hard stadia/luna consumers as I do from crypto bros

@alexanderjamesaustin 2 года назад

The Fertive E-Bussy, so easily forgotten

@krispykrim3532 2 года назад

what a terrible day for having eyes

@JcGross93 2 года назад

Anyone else remember OnLive?

@VerbalLearning 2 года назад

Wellness Check? That's a strange way to spell Roast/Roasting Woolie.

@kovulion7777 2 года назад

Seriously, all these cloud gaming should just get Telltale and Dark Anthology and Quantic Dream games and remove all QTE and just be decisions or just make Tactics games that's fine with lag

@SSEBBlue 2 года назад

I didn’t even know this was a thing …

@AspiringDevil 2 года назад

Its nice to see Woolie has finally come around to understanding the average consumer can feel the lag. It doesn't matter if they dont understand it they feel in they're hands. Some day we will get the better parsect because the demand is there just not the tech or infrastructure.

@cottonmouthaudio5041 2 года назад

Amazon has a game console?

@Brandon_Powell 2 года назад

I'm pretty sure it's just a game streaming service.

@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 2 года назад

Yeah, right?

@Charredasperity 2 года назад

You know it'd be ironic is Amazon's servers can't handle streaming because people use Amazon servers for Parsec

@StateBlaze1989 2 года назад

Randomly found this in my recommended. Man, been so long since I've seen Pat and Woolie. Missed Pat's laugh.

@kattastic9999 Год назад

BOY this aged hilariously

@vj7248 Год назад

Stadians......

@krodmandoon3479 2 года назад

So Pat's not calling it the stawdia anymore, huh?

@joeyjjmoore 2 года назад

I have no clue what a luna is. I somehow missed this.

@dustymax56 2 года назад

okay, this is how I found out it was available. I opened the page and in less than a minute I was playing DMC5. As a stadia user I can say this is SMOOOOTH. Though I think there is more lag than stadia. I can't test too much I'M AT WORK! THIS SHOULD BE BLOCKED BY OUR FIREWALLS BUT LUNA SAYS FUCK THAT!