Stan Twitter | AJayII "Who the hell is this?" 

beyoncé when her assistant shows her a bunch of kids making whole fictional novels in the youtube comments about a woman she only worked with once a decade ago:

Keke Palmer when she found out that she was killed by metra train

We know she edits her videos carefully due to copyright but then decides to just leave this there without context 🤚🏼😭

Me as an introvert, every time someone is calling or texting me.

I knew it was Planet Her by checking that band

B simone and her friend after doing the math of 2+2 and 5+5:

lady gaga when she saw chromatica at the vogue interview:

Beyonce in the recording studio pretending to not know Sia's number while Sia is texting to send some food to the beysment

Sia texting Beyonce from her basement:

Beyonce’s alarm system notifying her that sia escaped again

me acting surprised because of my grades that i ignored for 2 months

My teacher reminding me about my missed assignments when I'm procrastinating:

My antibody to the covid vaccine.

When that unexpected family shows up every year

Me at 8am on my day off getting spam calls waking me from sleeping in:

How Stan Twitter bois think people react whenever a world-famous pop singer does anything

Mfs in "The Ring" when they get the call:

My mom when I show her any meme ever

My parents when i put music on:

Beyoncé seeing the news report that Sia has been found after being missing since 2013

Keke Palmer about that man:

me when unknown relatives greet me

my parents when i forget to log out of my second sc account

why didn't she cut this djgasdfkfhas I'm elevating

Introverts when extroverts send them a friend request

who dare to call me when i'm soo busy?

Libras:

Me when I find out which Hollywood's tablescraps ends up on The Loud House (Animated Series):

Beyoncé getting a notification of sia trying to open the electronic beysment door:

She's so funny I cantttt

"Who da fahkkk dare to call me when I'm so busy"

MJ and Ned when the wrong peter comes in

Girls; im so lonely Also girls when their classmate they havent seen in a year requests to follow them;

When Keke Palmer sees 'that man'

My mom when anybody messages me:

Mariah Carey when someone asks her about JLO in a interview.

Keke Palmer when the interviewer showed that one pic of a man to her

Me seeing that yellow wig girl in Doja Cat's concert :

"HELLO! THIS IS YOUR TEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR!" 😂

HELP NOT HER KEEPING THE FOOTAGE

The lungs when ms. rona enters the body:

When your ex text that they miss you

When a friend has my phone and he reads a notification from the ex, the one I promise I will never text again, and i pretend I don't know her. And my friend is just like 🙄

demi lovato when she sees poot

Me getting a text notif from my old classmate:

my parents when I show them a meme:

Me when some random relative I forgot about comes over

doja cat reading the nike minaya

Beyonce When Sia saying can i Invite mariah carey

When Evanescence announced the new member

to this day she dont know

When I got a new number and kept getting calls and WhatsApp messages looking for “Mariah”

Jesy nelson ignoring the haters be like:

Cupcakke

The beysment rats seeing sia for the first time:

Reminds me of Dee Shanell.

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