Though I have chosen to be vegetarian, there have been plentiful counts during my time on this planet where I have experienced the same thing. Not only does this video resonate with me on a spiritual level, but it made my life much better by simply viewing it. Indeed, the turkey went slurpee. (yes this is a joke but fr i kin)
Now that you say that someone should edit this video to look like a Walten files episode. Kind of like what they did to the girl and the hair straightener.