[EDIT]: I didn't think so many people would even bother to check replies under a comment which includes a character from part 6, which I hoped they ALREADY have read. Guess I was wrong. This comment includes a spoiler from that part, a MASSIVE one. don't read unless you have read the part. There, happy now, people who got spoilered hard by their own stupidity? And that's the real reason why they died in part 6
Part 1: Phantom Driver Part 2: Gasoline Stream Part 3: Highway Crusaders Part 4: Tires are unbreakable Part 5: Golden Drift Part 6: Asphalt Ocean Part 7: Steal all bumps Part 8: Go, Go like a Lion Part 9: Turbo Lands
JoJo part 1 : Drifty Blood JoJo part 2 : Handbrake Tendency JoJo part 3 : Racetrack Crusaders JoJo part 4 : Transmission is Unshiftable JoJo part 5 : Golden Tyres JoJo part 6 : Stone Wheels JoJo part 7 : Spin Out Run JoJo part 8 : GoGolion
Old Joseph: “Jotaro, why’d you leave your kid behind? Morioh seems nice enough, but that’s bad parenting.” Jotaro: “What are you talking about, old man? Jolyne’s back at home with her mother.” Old Joseph: “I was talking about Koichi.” Jotaro:
Jojo Part 1: Phantom Drift Jojo Part 2: Racetrack Tendency Jojo Part 3: Asphalt Crusaders Jojo Part 4: Gearshift is Unbreakable Jojo Part 5: Golden Rims Jojo Part 6: Stone Guardrail Jojo Part 7: Steel Clutch Run Jojo Part 8: Vroomvroomlion Jojo Part 9: Vroomvroom Lands
If Jotaro played F-MEGA with Kakyoin Kakyoin: "I've memorized every secret in this track Jotaro, your chances of coming out on top are none to zero" Jotaro: "i won't need them to beat you, I'll be the tortoise to your hair" Kakyoin: "oh? Heh, you always were a cocky bastard JoJo"
Pfft imagine what it can do when rapping dream's done with it...what with speed of kirby or speed of ferrit only matching up to ,000000000000001/10¹⁰⁰ of its speed manipulation
@@EASIllinois it wouldn't have to stab the car, since Yoshikage Kira gets Bites the Dust from piercing himself with the arrow and that kinda acts like a requiem stand (granting him the thing he desires most in that moment) without the inherently broken aspects of GER
I remenber that time, when i, my grandfather, an pillar man from Egypt, an excentric Milf chaser, a french crazy guy and my doggy started drifiting from Japan to Egypt, to beat a lunatic vampiric-like driver. What a Bizarre drift.
Teacher: Today we will be starting driving lessons Girls: Omg cant wait to get my drivers license! Boys: *_DEJA VU! I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE_* JoJo intellectuals: 0:00
Mazda RX7 engine: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! AE86 engine: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Jotaro has to enter a street racing tournament to win the cash prize for his mom's hospital expenses, using his car Star Platinum, he will beat the previous champion: DIO.
He is mentored by the legendary Joseph Joestar, the racer who beat the Aztec Gods of Drifting and bested their champion Kars on a climactic race through a volcano.
DIO Brando, who narrowly defeated Joseph's grandfather Jonathan Joestar, in a final race on an extremely large boat in the Atlantic that resulted in Jonathan's death.
@@groovyfox2889 and, after being retired for over than 30 years, has to help Jotaro with his friend, Mohammed Abdul, who is another racer, friend of JoJo.
Beating several racers along the way, and losing several friends from car accidents, Jotaro manages to reach his final frontier. A Last Stand race with the racing champion DIO, in the streets of Cairo, Egypt. It a twist of events, DIO has been preparing for this very moment, besting Joseph, and even stealing the parts of his car to improve his own.
The team struggled with the champion, even causing one of their allies, Kakyoin, to crash into a dead end. However, his death was not in vain, for he have discovered the secret technique of Dio's car, Za Forudo. He uses his nitrous in such a way that he will be boosted So fast, time itself will seem to come to a screeching halt, however he can't use this longer than 5 seconds or he will run out of gas, but thanks to the parts he stole from Joseph's car, that time significantly improved. And he was only defeated, when Jotaro used this technique for himself. Note: Kudos to the guy who came up with the Za Forudo pun.
Dio: Oh you're approaching me? instead of running away from me you're coming right next to me? Jotaro: *music on* I can't beat shit without getting closer
I've been listening to this for years off and on and only today that I've learned that he freely distributes his music even in .wav form! Honestly what a chad.
Jojo's bizzare kart race: each kart for each character: All characters in part 3 and onward get the option to drive a toyota AE86, because it is technically time period accurate. Polnareff: an actual silver chariot / wheelchair chariot / silver toilet chariot Joseph: dune buggy / (european car he drove in part 2 idk what it is) / chariot (from the Wammu battle in part 2) / (the motorcycle he crossed mexico with in part 2) kakyoin: F-Mega race car Jotaro: (the taxi he is in most of the time in pt4) / (the off-roader from the wheel of fortune episode) Avdol: a fucking magic carpet Giorno: (the car that he uses to steal koichi's suitcase) Josuke: (rohan's motorcycle that he uses in the highway star episode) DIO: Roda rolla da Kira: Ambulance Okuyasu: motorbike (he made sure to check if red hot chili peppers was hiding in the battery this time) Wammu: half of his body is stuck a vampire horse Mista: a bike or tricycle, (4 wheels is bad luck) Narancia: rides in a slightly larger version of aerosmith (and flies low to the ground) Speedwagon: A Speed wagon / any other car he want's because speed wagon is best girl (and he has the speed wagon foundation) Stroheim: A german ww2 era motorcycle / volkswagon (german automotive engineering is za best in ZA WARUDO) leave more ideas plz
@@moisesezequielgutierrez _Gamu Teipu Sutando Faito_ DIO Brando (Stand: Honda Civic EG6) vs Jotaro Kujo (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno) DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Jotaro! Mukatte koru no ka? Kono DIO ni chikazuite koru no ka? Iidaro. I am inviting you into a Gum Tape Stand Fight. I will make you feel the powah of Za Dorifuto! Do you like my car? Even if its capability of stopping time isn't used, its speed and power exceeds far beyond that of your garbage of a car called Car Platinum!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Hmmph! I guess you'll only manage to scratch my 200,000-yen car though.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Why the hell are you Joestars so arrogant? Hmmph! That means I have to accept the challenge and put your shabby '86 to the test.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare.* San, nii, ichi, gooooooo! [race begins] DIO: *Noroi, noroi! Ii-jii-sikusu (EG6) no saikyou no enjin da. If I have raced seriously I would have smashed you flat already.* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car goes faster and thus first]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *Hmmph... Confident, huh? But are you forgetting something, Jotaro?* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[looks at the gum tape, becomes angry] Yarou! [almost drifts out of line but still managed to get back on track] Yare yare, I now know how to win this stand fight.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[amazingly pissed] Damn this Joestar! He cleared the corner even at such condition! But I'm not as weak as Jonathan nor Vanilla Ice. To win is to win, so deal with this, Jotaro! Za Dorifuto! Kuruma you tomare! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! [uses the 11-sec time stop and bumps Jotaro's car putting him nearly off course, overtakes him and becomes first] Kuruma you muki dasu. GYAHAHAHA!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[car still drifting circles uncontrollably] Temee! [gets back on track] Yare yare daze.* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[looks at the rearview mirror] NANI?! Such stando powah!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[speeds towards DIO] You cheating piece of shit! I won't lose to fuckers like you, DIO! Caaar Purachina! ORAAAAAA! [using a temporary time stop, speeds and drifts rapidly towards DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *NANI?! He's just next to me?! [After a few corners, Jotaro does gutter technique] Ho! Mukatte kuro no ka? [Jotaro's car nearly collides with DIO's] MASAKA! He's going to crash into me as payback!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[overtakes DIO once more at the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *The Car Platinum overtook Za Dorifuto?! [gets angry] I don't believe this shit! [gets menacingly sly] If Za Dorifuto loses I'd be the laughingstock of my team, but I will preserve my honor if I race it into a tie. So, Jotaro... [MENACING] **-Kono sutando faito no kekka wa-** We shall end this stand fight... **-DABORU KURASHU TO IKO ZE!-** WITH A DOUBLE CRASH! ZA DORIFUTO! KURUMA YOU TOMAREEE! [uses the 11-sec time stop once more to get close to and try to bump Jotaro again] ROAD ROLLER DAAA! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAAA! WRYYYYYYYYY!* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *Yare yare daze. CAAAR PURACHINA! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAAAAA! [uses temporary time stop once more to get away from DIO, drifts car away from DIO]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[shocked face, and heading into the guard rail] NANIII?! [hits the guardrail]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifts and speeds away from the corner]* DIO (Stand: Honda Civic EG6): *[gets off the car, looks at the damage caused by the guardrail] Sona... bakana... kono... DIO... da. KONOOOOO DIOOOOOO DAAAAAAAA! [screaming in the distance]* Jotaro (Stand: Toyota Corolla AE86 Trueno): *[drifting and speeding away further] With that dirty tactic of yours, there's only one possible reason why you lost this race. You just managed to piss me off.*
