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Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror - Dumpster Fire 145 

Bridget Phetasy
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@zerocool5395
@zerocool5395 2 месяца назад
One final queef that put out the tiny flame that was left of Star Wars...
@mattmiller4821
@mattmiller4821 2 месяца назад
that's the funniest line i've seen in a week
@Paetaor
@Paetaor 2 месяца назад
Hahaha
@mack1305
@mack1305 2 месяца назад
Hahahahahahahaha
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
Boom goes the vaginamite!
@sellingacoerwa8318
@sellingacoerwa8318 2 месяца назад
"It's Darth Non-Binary!" "Before we light saber duel everyone state your preferred pronouns" You get it.
@mack1305
@mack1305 2 месяца назад
Plus we've learned that Light Sabers won't kill you but a butter knife will. 😂
@corybrinton6624
@corybrinton6624 2 месяца назад
I'm a man and want absolutely nothing to do with any smart devices connected to my home or car. I've actually disabled and removed all GPS and navigation from my car. Been very tempted to ditch the cell phone and put a land line back in my house!
@michaelmosley384
@michaelmosley384 2 месяца назад
Surgeon General’s Warning: “You are not ACTUALLY allowed to touch people’s bells and buttons.”
@roni1384
@roni1384 2 месяца назад
Sounds like Fascism! 🤭
@TommyBombadillio
@TommyBombadillio 2 месяца назад
#MeToo LOL
@AdamKadmon-cg5qs
@AdamKadmon-cg5qs 2 месяца назад
6:00 - You got through that entire bit without saying "banana republic".
@scottbieser
@scottbieser 2 месяца назад
OMG today's Mexican Weather Girl looks like a living Barbie Doll with raven hair. Muy Caliente!
@markee063
@markee063 2 месяца назад
Meloni is prime minister to one pf the oldest populations on earth. Shes knows how to treat the elderly.
@RISE-327
@RISE-327 2 месяца назад
Women choose the Bear, Men choose the ''HAWK TAH'' -thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
@WillCate
@WillCate 2 месяца назад
Huak tuah
@timwalsh6283
@timwalsh6283 2 месяца назад
😂
@jennieraynes3430
@jennieraynes3430 2 месяца назад
Hilarious i am constantly bitching at my husband about the fact that i decided to get sober in late 2019 yep 2019 😂
@mack1305
@mack1305 2 месяца назад
In spite of the way things appear congratulations and keep up the great work.
@Baron_Blue_Max
@Baron_Blue_Max 2 месяца назад
You made it through one of the more difficult times for addicts and people with bad habits in modern history. You should be proud of yourself. Keep on keeping on!
@sharonwolf7316
@sharonwolf7316 2 месяца назад
Bridget weighing in on the Acolyte! I cannot wait for this!
@mattyoufat1000
@mattyoufat1000 2 месяца назад
One of the few, the proud, the monthly subscribers! Love your show!
@datwunfool2503
@datwunfool2503 2 месяца назад
There needs to be a supercut of Biden wandering around and goofing off and Jonny five doing the same thing.
@kristenbouwman3494
@kristenbouwman3494 2 месяца назад
"There's always blood money in the banana stand" OMG I'M DYING 😂
@conureron3792
@conureron3792 2 месяца назад
I’d vote for Phetasy for Potus. Let’s do this! Maggie for Secretary of State!
@mack1305
@mack1305 2 месяца назад
And Sammy Flaps and Folds for head of the CIA. 😂
@matts7019
@matts7019 2 месяца назад
So would I. I'll even volunteer to be one of her electors.
@sdowning9510
@sdowning9510 2 месяца назад
Thank you for all the dumpster laughs. You’re the best.
@Cladina_Green
@Cladina_Green 2 месяца назад
I don't understand why environmentalists have started destroying art! We used to aim at corporations. Last year they made a road block in front of Burning Man traffic, and that festival is a DIY volunteer-run event and each individual pays and sacrifices to create it. Who is the target? Artists? Why?
@Wolfmantoys
@Wolfmantoys 2 месяца назад
I agree - but, most artists are insufferable d-bags. So, I’m cool with people giving them a hard time (even if the reason makes no sense).
@andybrice2711
@andybrice2711 2 месяца назад
I'm not sure they've actually destroyed any artworks. They usually just do something attention-grabbing but easily repairable. Like gluing themselves to the picture frame, or throwing water-based paint on it. Still though, they seem intent on turning everyone against them.
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
One group of idiot protesters does this, and, like Bridget, I wouldn't be surprised if they were paid to make environmentalists look bad. All environmentalist should ban together to oppose Just Stop Oil.
@Baron_Blue_Max
@Baron_Blue_Max 2 месяца назад
I think the idea is that they are saying we have our priorities misaligned. If the world ends, there won't be any civilization to preserve or celebrate. Of course they're completely deluded but I think that's their mindset.
@threewheeler7
@threewheeler7 2 месяца назад
It is wild that this podcast doesn't get any more views. I am subscribed and have notifications and I have to search for it and it doesn't show up first LOL.
@hobosermons
@hobosermons 2 месяца назад
With the Stonehenge things, you'll notice the first and really only person trying to stop them is a a little Asian Lady Tourist. And, having seen that, I now welcome our Chicom overlords with open arms.
@prettyprrrrettaygood
@prettyprrrrettaygood 2 месяца назад
Excellent point amigo
@WISH-vw1tg
@WISH-vw1tg 2 месяца назад
Bridgett! I will vote for you!!!
@autumnjimenez6482
@autumnjimenez6482 2 месяца назад
Bridget is the president we need! You have my vote❤
@Howard.Watkins
@Howard.Watkins 2 месяца назад
Great show. If I had any money, I would definitely give it to you ladies.❤
@andrewjaskowiak1141
@andrewjaskowiak1141 2 месяца назад
Great episode Dumpster Fire, you brought the heat on this one.
@kennethanderson8827
@kennethanderson8827 2 месяца назад
Here’s a fun fact related to gaslighting. One year ago, on this exact day, at roughly the same time as this comment, I got arrested and 5150ed by the San Diego Police Department. It was warranted, because I was out of my mind. The morning of the day in question, I remember having a telepathic conversation with Socrates, while walking along the beach. I love Socrates, and that was a pleasant experience, also, I have beach privilege, but I’m a renter, so I’m basically fucked. The housing sword of Damocles hangs above my trembling neck. Anyway, as the day progressed, my thoughts became more delusional, which was a concern for those in my immediate vicinity. Thankfully, my heroes are lovely long dead ancient people of peace, therefore, no aggression or violence ensued. I just laughed, and talked to my imaginary friends too much, in public, around a lot of people. I bet the show was wild, interesting, and most of all, free.(!) yeah me, whatever On a serious note, if any of you feel like you’re losing your mind, there’s a good chance that you are just a good person who needs truth to navigate this thoroughly corrupt, and evil world, run by elites who not only sneer at us, they hate our guts.
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
Stay strong - that's what Socrates would want. I don't think all elites hate our guts - I think they are in many ways more clueless and weak than your average person, and often act out of fear. Also, many of them are as delusional as you were that day on the beach when you were having conversations with dead philosophers.
@tgmailer86
@tgmailer86 2 месяца назад
The surgeon general warning should just be an automatic selfie taken by your phone or camera that puts a cheetos filter on it.
@restless459
@restless459 2 месяца назад
Thank you all for yet another hilarious installment of Dumpster Fire! You make me feel slightly less crazy in this insane world. PS. Bridget, that color looks gorgeous on you.
@TheB00Man
@TheB00Man 2 месяца назад
I checked out a long time ago... I could smell what they were layin' down.
@kolpik3708
@kolpik3708 2 месяца назад
I birthed a force once and the bathroom hasn't smelled the same since.
@mattjackson7859
@mattjackson7859 2 месяца назад
It seems as though Americans can’t stand the vast majority of politicians in both parties. This was a golden opportunity for the Libertarian party to step up and swing for the fences and try to make a claim to be a legitimate third party, unfortunately they turned out to basically be a pack of clowns that couldn’t grasp the magnitude of the situation.
@doomsdaybooty1072
@doomsdaybooty1072 2 месяца назад
Yea it might have turned out different if Dave Smith had decided to run, or if RFK had a more moderate stance on Israel and had been welcomed on to the libertarian ticket. But no, they picked that dufus
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
And the Green Party went woke, which means they suck now. Sigh.
@jaymullins3612
@jaymullins3612 2 месяца назад
Agreed, I had wanted to vote for a Libertarian when I thought the Mises Institute leaning faction would prevail, but they were determined to screw the pooch. They lost a lot of creditability by putting forth a LOUD and proud clown. I'd laugh, if it wasn't so cring to witness.
@asinglegreatarmada1998
@asinglegreatarmada1998 2 месяца назад
"That corpse is less decayed than that corpse" We are 40,000 years into the future methinks. The Emperor protects!
@jackscratch785
@jackscratch785 Месяц назад
Damnit. I love your SHOW!!!
@ChrisRobel
@ChrisRobel 2 месяца назад
Cue the Kang and Kodos running for president in The Simpsons clip.
@obijuan-kenobi5117
@obijuan-kenobi5117 2 месяца назад
On Disney Star Wars redpilling people - The main star of that show (who is a multi-millionaire) also put out a dis track against fans, calling them racist and talking about her oppression.
@ScubaDude1960
@ScubaDude1960 2 месяца назад
I saw the original Star Wars. That was enough.
@brettfromla4055
@brettfromla4055 2 месяца назад
“Only men who watch Dumpster Fire are big-balled dudes.” Sounds like a Phetasy-branded shirt idea.
@jaybob9208
@jaybob9208 2 месяца назад
Isn’t Rachel Levine the Surgeon General? Are you telling me people still take seriously anything coming out of that office? C’mon Bridget!
@GratefulTed12
@GratefulTed12 2 месяца назад
Rides a peloton like Edward g Robinson in Soylent green
@wg8304
@wg8304 2 месяца назад
Your honesty/ jokes on that sheath advert is priceless. How will the social media site know you are an adolescent when you visit to create an account? Please tell me that!
@jaymullins3612
@jaymullins3612 2 месяца назад
The photo on the couch wasn't bad either, although there's something fishy about hair. It was distracting from the main feature.
@TDQ_Gaming
@TDQ_Gaming 2 месяца назад
As for the bananas, usually the arrangement is to fight unionization.
@jackscratch785
@jackscratch785 Месяц назад
You're right. I have Giant Balls.
@Paetaor
@Paetaor 2 месяца назад
Biden is at the same stage as my mother. She needs assistance to function too.
@mack1305
@mack1305 2 месяца назад
My dad's 82 and about the only difference is he needs to use a cane. Plus my dad doesn't freeze. He does repeat things. But as he says "I'm in good shape for the shape I'm in". 😂😂
@mack1305
@mack1305 2 месяца назад
I wish I could show a picture here. I came across a book last week "teaching" people how to go outside. It's called Touch some Grass - a guided journal for getting outside. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dgeos4740
@dgeos4740 2 месяца назад
WARNING: Your continued use of social media will make you just like your parents.
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
I wish you were the Surgeon General.
@420prole
@420prole 2 месяца назад
This is not the same without the unicorn song at the beginning
@billbeardsley3262
@billbeardsley3262 2 месяца назад
Do Colombians do anything legally? 😂😂😂 Epic
@passivezealot5631
@passivezealot5631 2 месяца назад
Anyone else notice the ratings were almost adding up to 100%?
@mattiblancopresents8985
@mattiblancopresents8985 2 месяца назад
Bridget!! Kendrick stole his flow and writing from a WOMAN!! Go RU-vid Sway 3D na'tee.. she shut him down immediately live. WOMEN IN HIP HOP!! ❤️❤️
@larrystorey5857
@larrystorey5857 2 месяца назад
I've been the crazy uncle ranting at family gatherings since 2008!
@stephenkubica9829
@stephenkubica9829 2 месяца назад
I am just here for the weather. Also, to comment for the algorithm. Cheers
@lesliejohnson9340
@lesliejohnson9340 2 месяца назад
IMO, those devices have to be listening all the time.
@benjaminmclaws3477
@benjaminmclaws3477 Месяц назад
My in-laws were at stone hedge an hour before it happened.
@wadetisthammer3612
@wadetisthammer3612 2 месяца назад
12:08 to 12:32 - 😂 Yeah that does seem counterproductive.
@chrisolivo6591
@chrisolivo6591 2 месяца назад
I grew up with the Original Trilogy so of course i can always get sucked into any new Star Wars. Show me a trailer and I’m in. Disney Star Wars has gotten progressively (no pun intended) worse that I’m to the point where i’m reluctant now towards anything they put out. The Acolyte PR blitz was so ridiculous that they actually turned me off from even giving the show a shot. From what I’ve heard in the reviews, I’m not missing anything.
@velocitor3792
@velocitor3792 2 месяца назад
The lesbian witches idea came from "Being John Malkovich."
@Mr3andrew3
@Mr3andrew3 2 месяца назад
*I love Colombia- heading back for my 4th-5th? time (MDE and BOG), but my nose never goes where it doesn't belong... :) Excellent people! :) Best, *A.
@happyroy51
@happyroy51 2 месяца назад
Bless y’all
@MrHws5mp
@MrHws5mp 2 месяца назад
This 56 year old male Brit won't even have a smartphone, let alone Siri - guess that means I must be trans then...
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
That is one possibility. LOL
@zach_diecast_mansur
@zach_diecast_mansur 2 месяца назад
I agree, I work with people of different ages, and the gen Z kids are definitely on their phones much less than people older than them.
@MikeF031
@MikeF031 2 месяца назад
Imagine watching Star Wars, and having to make sure you are referring to Mace Windu in the correct way
@jasonpratt5126
@jasonpratt5126 2 месяца назад
"Or you can make everyone turn on the lesbians" -- PHRASING! ...wait, is 'phrasing' still a joke? Are we still doing 'phrasing'?
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
If only everyone could turn on the lesbians. Sigh.
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
And yes, we're still doing phrasing. We're always still doing phrasing.
@sethsparky8731
@sethsparky8731 2 месяца назад
"Watching Black Twitter go Bananas"?? Bridget how could you?😝
@jeffcowles5328
@jeffcowles5328 2 месяца назад
Surgeon Generals Warning: "Abandon hope all ye who enter ..."
@kdog3908
@kdog3908 2 месяца назад
I recall a political satire show called 'Spitting Image' in the UK. They had regular sketch in it called "The President's brain is missing." It lampooned President's Reagan's, then suspected, cognitive decline. I'm getting a strange sense of Deja Vu......only with an extra side helping of Vu.
@shaneryan6015
@shaneryan6015 2 месяца назад
Great show!
@user-no1cares
@user-no1cares 2 месяца назад
Go straight to 16:00 through 21:15 & listen to young Bridget being an old like me.
@kelleyfarm
@kelleyfarm 2 месяца назад
Wasnt he enjoying time with his grandchildren showering......maybe he stays away from kids
@iuliamare1580
@iuliamare1580 2 месяца назад
Holy crap! Biden the only option??!!😂😂😂
@Tlicious04
@Tlicious04 2 месяца назад
It's very funny that you mention probably partying around Hunter, because I have a couple friends who DID party in the same (crack)house as HB like 2 years before JB ran for president. Apparently one friend was told to kinda steer clear of him because he was a politicians son, and then my buddy saw him on the news and was like "WTF I smoked crack with that dude, his dad is the f'n president?!" ((This friend is very sweet, but absolutely nuts)) Anyway, if you partied in sketchy houses in the San Francisco or San Joaquin county areas, there's a good chance Hunter was around.
@lauraaguirre7061
@lauraaguirre7061 2 месяца назад
Hilarious as always!
@vdudexyz
@vdudexyz 2 месяца назад
payoffs control of the algorithm is bananas!
@gbonkers666
@gbonkers666 2 месяца назад
and...suddenly silenced
@fancyhitchpin8675
@fancyhitchpin8675 2 месяца назад
31:46 Please no.
@BillinSD
@BillinSD 2 месяца назад
The emperor has no clothes
@evanparsons123
@evanparsons123 2 месяца назад
Heres a weird one: The Force Awakens came out the same weekend as The Big Short and I still hear people talking about it as a classic documentary.
@AlexandriPatris
@AlexandriPatris 2 месяца назад
My mom bought me an Alexa for Christmas before she died on Christmas Day 2017. I refuse to use it even though it was the last gift from my mother.
@Salipenter1
@Salipenter1 2 месяца назад
Hawk Tuah wasn’t in the internet is glorious clips?
@JonathanMahadeo
@JonathanMahadeo 2 месяца назад
Bridget is the pot calling the kettle black, here me out. This show turns our sacred cows into burgers. The acolyte does the same thing with the Star Wars lore. This show rants against the acolyte for doing the same things.
@alyciapeters5073
@alyciapeters5073 2 месяца назад
Bridget, I’m with you re: Siri, face recognition on my phone, Alexis! Tech is not our friend!
@lindaparrish1263
@lindaparrish1263 2 месяца назад
“This is how you turn on me”!?
@smu7270
@smu7270 2 месяца назад
I also refuse to let technology into my life, I don't care LOL
@emomuzz5883
@emomuzz5883 2 месяца назад
Star Wars D'mstr Frrrrrrr!
@sarasamson5922
@sarasamson5922 2 месяца назад
Put the warning labels on college applications. Unlimited warning and photo opportunities!
@TommyBombadillio
@TommyBombadillio 2 месяца назад
BTW the term "Ally" is even more cringe than "Woke." 😂
@Echo3_
@Echo3_ 2 месяца назад
THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT GETTING 500k VIEWS A DAY IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD! Yes! I meant that in all caps!
@markcreemore4915
@markcreemore4915 2 месяца назад
The luddites were right. So was the Unabomber.
@kelleyfarm
@kelleyfarm 2 месяца назад
How was there no hawk tuah mention
@lal2627
@lal2627 2 месяца назад
Where can I find that last "internet is glorious" about the email. I need that for my personal collection
@richleyden9418
@richleyden9418 2 месяца назад
I wrote a parody about DC politicians having to buy their own organs because they were running out of hobo organs. I posted this little story in the most inappropriate place I could think of --- LinkedIn. I got several likes and one comment which read, "This is so sad, I had no idea this was going on." end of the world as we know it?
@myblacklab7
@myblacklab7 2 месяца назад
People are startlingly gullible. Wait - did you really do this? Maybe *I'm* startlingly gullible. Hmmm....
@jackscratch785
@jackscratch785 Месяц назад
I can't believe that #EmilyWillid is in a Coma. WTF.
@roni1384
@roni1384 2 месяца назад
Imagine Kennedy winning the election and then Trump and Biden come out AGAIN for the 2028 election. 🧑🏽‍🦼‍➡️🧑🏻‍🦽
@cyberpunkalphamale
@cyberpunkalphamale 2 месяца назад
I forgot to put hot sauce on these eggs
@mafia_dave32
@mafia_dave32 2 месяца назад
Kleptocracy .
@dollar42027
@dollar42027 2 месяца назад
@justPFILcoffin
@justPFILcoffin 2 месяца назад
If JB ends anytime before he’s scheduled to leave the show, they will absolutely write in a plot twist affair with Assassi Nation
@bren42069
@bren42069 2 месяца назад
Disney star wars is just head canon, ignore it until it goes away
@mattmiller4821
@mattmiller4821 2 месяца назад
Hawk Tuah 2024
@varietasVeritas
@varietasVeritas 2 месяца назад
No no no no no. No one lets Biden near his grandchildren.
@primurph
@primurph 2 месяца назад
People should vote in their best interests no matter how much the corporate media puts down Biden.
@mattiblancopresents8985
@mattiblancopresents8985 2 месяца назад
And watch 3D Na'Tee Apology Accepted. She slaughters Kendrick AND Drake 😂
@stephenbond2478
@stephenbond2478 2 месяца назад
RE: 7:28 "a bunch of lesbian witches who...." ...I find this highly offensive Bridget , it is ACTUALLY "a bunch of COMMIE lesbian witches who" etc etc etc 😉
@HughBurtis
@HughBurtis 2 месяца назад
Bridget I love the channel but the reason for the lack of viewership is because the topics are days and sometimes weeks old. For many it’s just a repeat of something we heard through 15 other podcasts the day the news came out.
@jaymullins3612
@jaymullins3612 2 месяца назад
I disagree, Bridget's take is always worth hearing, irregardless the information or whoever's view I might have heard previously.
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