Star Wars: The Last Jedi Movie Roast - The Death Of Star Wars 

The second Luke threw away the light saber like it was a parody and not the actual sequel...

I didn’t even remember that she survived, I thought she floated through space alive for a bit and maybe did something important before dying.

@@emhu2594 The literal SNL-level skit in the beginning of the movie through their call gave me massive red flags..

"But...but Rian Johnson directed a really good episode of Breaking Bad! That totally means he can never make a bad project ever!"-Dumb Rian Johnson fanboys.

@@jeremyusreevu237😂😂😂😂

@@jeremyusreevu237 The self deception is strong with these ones.

Remember when Johnson had a million twitter bots to run defense when the movie dropped? A MILLION bots fooling stupid ppl into thinking hack-work was somehow, edgy art. They knew they had a flop and were already prepared on social media with a million-bot defense.

Shooting on the first draft from a couple of rookie writers who don’t understand or care about the established lore of Star Wars…..what could possibly go wrong? Rian Johnson should have never been aloud to direct another thing again.

For me, the slap in the face came during TLJ…more slaps came with Rise Of Skywalker 😂

@@vietnamd0820 Fair assessment

TLJ made Rise of Skywalker look like Citizen Kane.

If that's a slap in the face wtf do you call The last Skywalker? A gang ra... Cause it was. Or 2 girls 1 cup typa thing for sure. Horrific shi...

Episodes 7-9 are all a slap and spit in the face for fans. Han and Luke are miserable broken losers that basically commit suicide. Not having Luke, Han and Leia share screentime is one of the biggest failures in movie history. Also, bringing Palpatine back pretty much erases what Luke accomplished in Return of the Jedi and Vader's turn back into Anakin before he dies. Rey Palpatine steals the Skywalker name. All the real Skywalkers are dead and a Palpatine wins. Thanks Disney.

Haha

I live on the west coast and had a good friend who lived in New York. We're both life long Star Wars fans. I booked a trip months in advance to meet him in New York City so we could watch Last Jedi on opening night. I booked a hotel, got plane tickets, etc. I was pissed off walking out of the theater and had to force myself back into a semi good mood so that I didn't piss on my friend's experience since he seemed to have enjoyed it. That was a very expensive trip to end up watching a hot pile of diarrhea being dumped onto the audience.

I’m the only Star Wars fan in my family. Sometimes we do what other people enjoy, so my family joined me to watch The last Jedi in theaters. We all walked out of the theaters bored out of our skulls, I explained to them that the other films aren’t like that one, and apologized.

Right on! Thank you!

His original last Jedi videos are still his best. Real fresh pain and suffering provokes the best art.

Are you saying if we exchanged every female for a male character but with the same roles, the same plot and dialogue, TLJ will be fixed to you? This narrative is lazy and wrong. "strong female leads", no $hit! if you become a Jedi, a general, or a resistance fighter, you tend to be strong; strength is baked in, but because your perspective is skewed, being female is top of mind to you, kina like conservatives reducing gay relationships to sex so that the mere visibility a gay relationshipis sexualizing. They don't do it to straight relationships and you don't do it to strong male leads even when they're supposed to be normal but have super strength, memory, endurance, healing, moral compass. I can name a hundred, all the same Gary Sue character; start with Reacher, Mission Impossible, Wick, Equalizer, Bourne, every action and martial arts films........etc.

I was pretty hyped. I had read that JJ Abrams liked the script so much he had wished to direct the movie. Absolute bs. Several shill reviewers had me hyped as well. Then I watched this opening weekend with my kids. We all hated it. Even my 11 year old son acknowledged that the force was used wrong in this movie. I stopped following the shill reviewers and have never watched another Disney Star Wars movie or show since. I “was” a HUGE Star Wars fan. Owning all formats of the movies. Not anymore.

It happens all the time. I even saw people praising garbage like Andor as good Star Wars, or even "the best Star Wars in the past 40 years". I doesn't get more stupid than that.

It actually kind of fuck that you are comparing the last Jedi a movie to 9/11 a real life event where people actually die the last Jedi one of worst Star wars movie next to rise of Skywalker

The only EFAP roast I agree with.

​@@blackRXrider What do you mean?

Mauler is great, he thinks about things analytically. Most of the others are vapid incels.

For better or for worse I’m betting on worse

Yeah, it's been a bit disheartening. These take a long time to make :(

@@AdamDoesMovies I figured. I'm a newer fan from your less famous friend Tony from hack the movies but I think his fans will appreciate these lol.

@@8strauss6 Well I appreciate them (and you) appreciating these. Thanks!

Agreed 👍

@@vietnamd0820💯👍

Empire 😂

​@@TwiStedReality1313 Force Awakens😂

Star wars is ruined like game of thrones is ruined. The sequel trilogy ruined the OG trilogy. There is no rewatchability for any of these franchises anymore.

2 is generous haha. I’d go 0/10

@@Fretfulbanjo 1 point for opening theme and last point for ehh, damn nevermind, it doesn't deserve 2 points lol.

All it did was split the prequel and eu lovers from everyone else, lol.

That's because ep7 didn't kill revenue. The paper trail leads all the way straight to the week after TLJ's release. You can hate ep7 and wish it was were fans got off the train but the fact is, it was ep8. Ep7 was pretty lame, I'll agree but it isn't the actual cancer. Ep8 is the cancer. People were good with ep7 and that's why the first week of ep8 was good...until people saw it and abandoned the franchise.

TFA is abysmal​@@OGSF_Apoc

TFA is a bad movie for a number of reasons and not having Luke, Han and Leia share screentime is one of the biggest failures in movie history but I don't think TFA completely killed it. The first 15 minutes of The Last Jedi showing us that Luke is basically a miserable broken loser was the final nail in the coffin because the agenda became very clear at that point. We also had the pink haired chick that had all the answers and of course, Poe was treated as a dumb angry man.

@@JohnnyZenith Doesn't change the fact that it isn't where the fans tuned out. That falls squarely onto ep8. Why distort facts with opinion? Weird.

It is very clear in retrospect the reviewers made an assumption, that was clearly wrong, that these movies were "going somewhere", that there was a plan, and the subversion of the Last Jedi was going to pay off. With ROS, they realized that nope, there was no plan and Rian Johnson just went completely off the reservation and it was a trainwreck.

TFA is an awful film.

Thank you!

Bro literally gaslight himself into disliking a movie because people on the internet told u to

I'm with you but I would say TFA is a bad and did set this whole thing up for failure. It's the best out of the 3 but that is like saying dog s@@t doesn't smell as bad as cow s@@t.

I find it to be an odd thing to get caught up on. Especially with how silly and unrealistic Star Wars is, in general.

​@@AdamDoesMovies Very true, but if someone were to get caught up on it I'd hope it'd at least make some sense. Just kind of made TLJ critics look bad, especially when there are so many real issues to focus on.