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Watch my Destiny 1 green screen rant 👉 • The Awful Absurdity of...
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@Th3Jez
@Th3Jez 5 месяцев назад
Watch my Destiny 1 green screen rant 👉 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-eM_TT6hPfek.htmlsi=nIK5N7a8Wc1ND98g
@Welverin
@Welverin 5 месяцев назад
Too late, I already did!
@pennplayz
@pennplayz 5 месяцев назад
I also already watched it! it was an amazing video and would love more like it Jez
@Welverin
@Welverin 5 месяцев назад
@@pennplayz It’s has monotone complainy guy vibes, which was quite welcome.
@garretburrow
@garretburrow 5 месяцев назад
I watched it... just wanted you to know so I don't have to feel like the passive aggressive end of this video is directed at me... I WATCHED JEZ, I SWEAR
@Sniper-Dave
@Sniper-Dave 5 месяцев назад
No.
@johnnyhall9154
@johnnyhall9154 5 месяцев назад
Jez looks to be running a solar build with actual synergy. Datto has finally got this man to change
@TheSummoningDark
@TheSummoningDark 5 месяцев назад
Nah. Any synergy he has is purely coincidental and Jez WILL be suing you for defamation.
@isaacwillis6042
@isaacwillis6042 5 месяцев назад
7 month long seasons will do that to a man *long drag of cigarette*
@vegancardigan
@vegancardigan 5 месяцев назад
If jez was listenning to anything he would be running sunshot
@eduardoceron4636
@eduardoceron4636 5 месяцев назад
​@@TheSummoningDarkyou are pretending to be Jez's lawyer. Danielle will be suing you for defamation.
@VaultBoy_101
@VaultBoy_101 5 месяцев назад
No amount of synergy will make Arbalest good lol
@DeimosParadigm
@DeimosParadigm 5 месяцев назад
It never fails to amaze me how this team can have such high-brow intellectual conversation and exchanges of wit whilst simultaneously managing to absolutely drop the braincell on the actual game they're apparently playing
@chrisborges7344
@chrisborges7344 5 месяцев назад
Because usually gameplay suffers when you're too involved in conversations. Contrary to popular belief, we are not actually capable of multi-tasking. Somethings going to give out
@serencefrostbite3362
@serencefrostbite3362 5 месяцев назад
Gameplay is temporary, meme is eternal
@perrycarters3113
@perrycarters3113 5 месяцев назад
The number of times I watched Jez not have the Sire's buff and nevertheless dump his mags into the shielded minibosses was entirely too many.
@ShadowOfEntropy
@ShadowOfEntropy 5 месяцев назад
​@@chrisborges7344 We are capable of multitasking. Full, equal capacity splits on tasks? No, of course not. But general multitasking, sure.
@chrisborges7344
@chrisborges7344 5 месяцев назад
@@ShadowOfEntropy Task switching at a rapid pace, but not multi tasking
@Kezajaws01904
@Kezajaws01904 5 месяцев назад
If anyone ever wonders why the British shipped their convicts to New South Wales, I just direct them to Jez's channel and ask them "You get it, yeah?"
@potato1341
@potato1341 5 месяцев назад
The Brits exiling a number of criminals to a barren wasteland filled with scorching heat and dangerous animals when the convicts later create a thriving community and have an abundance of wealth due to the whole continents worth of resources and complete safety away from other nations was probably one of the biggest happy accidents ever.
@wraglavs
@wraglavs 5 месяцев назад
The chemistry between Jez and the TVRs is unparalleled
@ohaiitsurrn8922
@ohaiitsurrn8922 5 месяцев назад
It warms my heart how much these three people like each other. Thanks for the serotonin Jez and Mr. and Mrs. Trv.
@jurionov5358
@jurionov5358 5 месяцев назад
The fact that jez doesnt even play the damn game and has conditional finality that refuses to drop for me is heartbreaking smh
@solidfiresolstice6508
@solidfiresolstice6508 5 месяцев назад
Jez casually watching Trv and Datto suffering in the boss room was golden. The witty back and forth was on POINT today, great comedy! Happy New Year, Jez!
@umolinaxii
@umolinaxii 5 месяцев назад
I liked this video due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I am now commenting due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I will rewatch this video 3 times throughout today for those same jokes. many wow, much love
@Tobibbi
@Tobibbi 5 месяцев назад
The FSB Likes this
@marquesgomez7990
@marquesgomez7990 5 месяцев назад
re•clude (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine. [from 16th c.] (transitive or reflexive) To seclude, cut off from the community, the world etc.
@corvusalbus7276
@corvusalbus7276 5 месяцев назад
2:00 Schrödinger's Crime: It's simultaneously a crime and not, until someone notices/investigates.
@businesscasualsauron
@businesscasualsauron 5 месяцев назад
That casual and deadpan "Yeah I put it as far as I could" almost made me spit my pizza. Happy New Year, Jebbo! May the content flow and the quality remain mediocre. (Just kidding, you're the best.)
@Punkandcannonballer
@Punkandcannonballer 5 месяцев назад
Danielle hiding and popping out was one of the most surprisingly cute things I've seen recently. Very wholesome and wonderful ❤
@gengarclefairy3475
@gengarclefairy3475 5 месяцев назад
Jez’s idea of a stick that pushes stuff would be really cool for a glaive with a concussive blast that activates when doing the stab combo
@seoul08
@seoul08 5 месяцев назад
This episode of “I play with my friends Datto and Danielle and we have a really good time :)” was so good
@jamescoyne4559
@jamescoyne4559 5 месяцев назад
The maximum amount of things that human brains can remember/focus on at a time is 7 and jez has 6/7 slots taken up at all times by Australian nicknames and dick jokes
@Destroyer-4386
@Destroyer-4386 5 месяцев назад
Jez is bringing tears to my eyes he's finally embracing his inner hunter and making a proper solar build. Finally, after years it has been done
@notasandwich2080
@notasandwich2080 5 месяцев назад
Datto being referred to, exclusively as the husband of Mrs. Trv has big "Jez was adopted" energy and even though Jez would like to call them mom and dad, wont; out of respect.
@crshovveride
@crshovveride 5 месяцев назад
I’m so happy! I’ve been in withdrawal from Jez content! Thanks for this :) also Danielle laughing at your but joke was hilarious. It’s hard not to laugh as well when someone genuinely laughs hard
@the_mark_johnson
@the_mark_johnson 5 месяцев назад
Love the feeling when you are watching a Jez video and discover a new one is out.
@thetealphoenix5485
@thetealphoenix5485 5 месяцев назад
Woke up crazy, watched new Jez video, laughed lots, no longer cranky. thanks Jez
@traviswilliams2348
@traviswilliams2348 5 месяцев назад
Celestial gets buffed this season, jez *swaps to blade barrage*
@PeterGerrish
@PeterGerrish 5 месяцев назад
These make my whole week, please do more!
@Frozty
@Frozty 4 месяца назад
"Think about what you're gonna do ahead of time" - Datto on locked loadouts "Imagine just being in a thing and you have to adapt" - Datto 8 seconds later Paul would love to be in a thing and adapt, unfortunately loadouts were locked and he couldnt.
@Balthun
@Balthun 5 месяцев назад
It sounds like Datto's thin layer of patience and sanity is slowly slipping from his grip.
@GeremyG
@GeremyG 5 месяцев назад
It’s gonna be a long season boys.
@Welverin
@Welverin 5 месяцев назад
Oooo, I usually aren't around for your videos going live. No need to wait today!
@ixiabjectixi
@ixiabjectixi 5 месяцев назад
I had an ad for some Star Trek game right as Datto said “a word from our sponsor” and I 100% thought you were sponsored by it 😂😂
@klintbeastwould2370
@klintbeastwould2370 5 месяцев назад
Mini game: count how many times Jez dies after taking sustained fire but he has a heal nade up and ready
@wanderer6161
@wanderer6161 5 месяцев назад
Danielle's Schrödinger's crime sent me ngl😂. I was not prepared for a prepared for a science joke
@Kuzumai
@Kuzumai 5 месяцев назад
it was jebs "yeah I put it as far as I could" that sent me
@Ikhwan_
@Ikhwan_ 5 месяцев назад
I gotta say, the whole video itself is impeccable. I was actually, smiling the whole time.
@chrisbieker1310
@chrisbieker1310 5 месяцев назад
Loving the constant dunking on Datto references when those are the ones I get the most.
@lastbluetardis
@lastbluetardis 5 месяцев назад
You and Danielle were on comedic fire this session! I loved it :D
@user-qj4xr5qy4f
@user-qj4xr5qy4f 5 месяцев назад
ah yes the worst piece of destiny content jez has ever played, to be surpassed only by whatever piece of destiny content he will play next
@Mattblaze1477
@Mattblaze1477 5 месяцев назад
Im a solo player and compared to almost losing my sanity trying to upgrade the Vexcaliber Glaive in the previous Exotic Mission 'Avalon', I'll take Starcrossed any day. So I enjoyed it. Playing solo legend I thought was a good challenge but not too hard. The story actually being good was the biggest surprise though. Hilarious video Jez, as usual.
@Emeowy
@Emeowy 5 месяцев назад
I love how Jez is the only one that didnt die at the end he was just enjoying himself
@CapKong
@CapKong 5 месяцев назад
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK Happy new years Jez btw 🖤
@provaricus627
@provaricus627 5 месяцев назад
Jez being the funniest he’s ever been and never will be again, we love to see it.
@vasilis38
@vasilis38 5 месяцев назад
Post Union reference hits different love the vid
@jamesparsh1669
@jamesparsh1669 5 месяцев назад
i legit got a ad within a fraction of a second after datto said after a word from our sponsor
@alexsmith7313
@alexsmith7313 5 месяцев назад
Ah. My latest insomnia-enabling video has appeared. Thanks Jez :)
@reeraw6909
@reeraw6909 5 месяцев назад
5:43 this is the best gaming moment in all history
@ripaether8887
@ripaether8887 Месяц назад
datto: youre gonna like the cutscene jez: put 3 seconds of the cutscene in the video, say nothing, move on
@Fizz577
@Fizz577 2 месяца назад
9:49 Danielle: my bow was unstop but I got rid of it *has two shackle nades bc strand*
@Welverin
@Welverin 5 месяцев назад
4:34 Damn, Danielle got the exotic stick already!
@Good_Gravy
@Good_Gravy 5 месяцев назад
That midroll ad placement was criminal
@Hvwkx
@Hvwkx 5 месяцев назад
Every Jez video with Datto and Danielle feels like Datto is just third-wheeling the whole time
@Jackelson116
@Jackelson116 4 месяца назад
Why when Danielle laughs at 3:28, all i can picture is a macaw cackling?
@thedanklord1556
@thedanklord1556 5 месяцев назад
Moods shifted at 10 mins lmao
@gascan7333
@gascan7333 5 месяцев назад
Datto’s FSB joke is the funniest part of this video. Mr. Trv knows his shit.
@SliceyMcHackHack
@SliceyMcHackHack 5 месяцев назад
Danielle struggling with a random leaf was amazing.
@ignorance6230
@ignorance6230 Месяц назад
67% of this fireteam not realizing that “post soviet Russia” means “right now” and that the FSB presently exists 🤣
@GoldSlide
@GoldSlide 5 месяцев назад
I got an add immediately after datto said “after a message from our sponsor”
@JukaiSenshi
@JukaiSenshi 3 месяца назад
"Jez and the Trvs" I love that.
@dandremcdoe7865
@dandremcdoe7865 3 месяца назад
I like the fact you can really only play this mission twice and get every single catalyst and upgrade and never come back. If you wait long enough like my bro you only gotta do it once 😂
@Red6250
@Red6250 5 месяцев назад
thank you for curing my covid with your content :)
@banfoxsinofgreed9049
@banfoxsinofgreed9049 5 месяцев назад
God, jez jokes are the best, but it gets me even more when he is trying to get even a small chuckle from datto. Ahh its just peak and brightens my day. Love you jez
@metalfingers2129
@metalfingers2129 5 месяцев назад
The depressed "oh" about the bar charging up is how I feel about every perk that does that.
@JamisonEdits
@JamisonEdits 5 месяцев назад
FSB is “front sight block” a type of M4 🙂
@Tftapodcast
@Tftapodcast 5 месяцев назад
This mission is a mission in a game called Destiny 2. Thanks Jez!
@miathewarlock
@miathewarlock 5 месяцев назад
new year, new jez video. another like on the video from me. the world is healing.
@jonathangillooly9361
@jonathangillooly9361 5 месяцев назад
9:54 honestly thought datto was going to say “no, but scorch/ignition does.”
@a_faceinthecrowd8762
@a_faceinthecrowd8762 4 месяца назад
Danielle: this bow is stupid because I have two shackle grenades. Also Danielle, one minute later: Do we have Unstop?
@OLordPapyrus
@OLordPapyrus 5 месяцев назад
At exactly 8:00 when datto says “after a word from our sponsor” a displate ad came on and I don’t know if it was intentional
@themadwarden6603
@themadwarden6603 5 месяцев назад
The bow gets a damage and draw speed bonus against suspended targets. You really want to build into suspend when using it
@Excaliwolf2
@Excaliwolf2 5 месяцев назад
Jez not touching the Sires buff for the last half of the video was fucking hilarious to watch. "I'm contributing!" and it's Immune.
@UnreliablyGabe
@UnreliablyGabe 5 месяцев назад
Never going to play this game again but I WILL watch Jez, Datto, Danielle, and few of my other favs forever
@lonewolf-0459
@lonewolf-0459 5 месяцев назад
If one had to go through a tunnel to be able to make sense to Jez I'm sure it would be the longest tunnel Boi to ever exist.
@McCaffeteria
@McCaffeteria 5 месяцев назад
Cant wait until Jez learns about jerk, snap, crackle, and pop
@MorbTronGaming
@MorbTronGaming 5 месяцев назад
Best of Jeb 2023 when?! (I NEED IT! spongebob meme)
@uThandaBantu
@uThandaBantu 5 месяцев назад
I feel like Jez has a little Johnny Dep vibe going with the stache and goat. It's positive.
@kylereid84
@kylereid84 5 месяцев назад
I loved this video so much, I had to post-Soviet a comment. Love you guys.
@dirtydanchicago
@dirtydanchicago 5 месяцев назад
Looked it up, and I'll be damned. Reclude: (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine.
@zachsouth314
@zachsouth314 21 день назад
Healing grenade is literally the only reason jez lives through anytiing
@wadew.9986
@wadew.9986 5 месяцев назад
her cackle lmao its so fucking funny
@TheMrMayo
@TheMrMayo 5 месяцев назад
Jez literally wearing any exotic that isn't Stompees: Complete! So many jokes and memes this episode. You guys are really hitting it out of the ballpark today.
@WDGabe
@WDGabe 5 месяцев назад
Jez, try the bow with Foetracer in PvP. Its the freeest one tap with Strand on
@astrylpg
@astrylpg 5 месяцев назад
Am I the only one seeing the screen tears? I didn’t know that could be recorded
@Gritronius3
@Gritronius3 5 месяцев назад
Can’t believe he put himself in the thumbnail
@Anmakaveli
@Anmakaveli 3 месяца назад
On that question of thing 1x1x1 is one
@Yumais
@Yumais 5 месяцев назад
Is it just me or is Jez getting younger in every video
@matthewschurbert2244
@matthewschurbert2244 5 месяцев назад
And I just sat on the toilet. What a treat.
@almightyallah1700
@almightyallah1700 5 месяцев назад
3 hunters making derogatory jokes at each other while exploring some places.
@somethingsomething9198
@somethingsomething9198 5 месяцев назад
Finally, the Post soviet FSB content i've been waiting for since 1991
@kidneystone1345
@kidneystone1345 5 месяцев назад
cant wait to get this bow in 2 years when this showelware enters the weekly exotic mission pool
@chillhour6155
@chillhour6155 25 дней назад
Imagine wanting to adapt and "play you're way" but you're gear is constantly getting nerfed
@kinkkwang9835
@kinkkwang9835 5 месяцев назад
sums up what this channel has become perfectly. 😊
@SaintJohnYT
@SaintJohnYT 5 месяцев назад
I had to look it up. Reclude is indeed a word.
@Pokefan220195
@Pokefan220195 5 месяцев назад
A mission being mediocre and not the best or the worst?!? Wow, that must mean it's special
@rune2051
@rune2051 5 месяцев назад
Dayton trying to sound stupid at the end of the video sounds like he’s having a stroke
@clarkbar9942
@clarkbar9942 5 месяцев назад
Reclude: To shut up or confine (a thing or person); to close off, to obstruct access to. (Source: Oxford educational dictionary)
@Dan0w93
@Dan0w93 5 месяцев назад
I’m both happy and disappointed that jez didn’t say worse mission in the title. Also happy for u jez with all the big words you’ve been using lately…they grow up so fast
@tylergittelman6731
@tylergittelman6731 5 месяцев назад
i am here for the secret police comedy
@atatek
@atatek 5 месяцев назад
Schrödingers crime is just brilliant
@Venti_Depresso
@Venti_Depresso 5 месяцев назад
You had them JOKES this video, Brother 🤣
@shinjikun8066
@shinjikun8066 5 месяцев назад
"What are you gonna do, not watch it?" I already watched that video JEZ!!!!!!! It was a bangerrrr
@funbor5177
@funbor5177 5 месяцев назад
If it isn't my favourite RU-vidr, Jesse from Minecraft Story Mode
@Ahnock
@Ahnock 5 месяцев назад
did your editor kill danielle from the future at 12:12
@Gilb2047
@Gilb2047 5 месяцев назад
Imagine Jez being in his 30s and not realising almost everything that happened in his life is post-soviet
@resentfusion5634
@resentfusion5634 5 месяцев назад
Thanks for the video glhf
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