Start Lifting Dumbbells, and Your Life Will Change 

TO MACHIO, UNBEARABLE MUSCLEMAN OF "GAINS" YOU ARE USING YOUR UNNATURAL, MODIFIED BODY TO ATTRACT CUSTOMERS TO YOUR GYM. YOU FORCE YOUNG GIRLS TO BECOME MUSCLEBEASTS JUST LIKE YOU EVEN IF THEY DO NOT WISH TO. YOU ARE UNFIT TO LEAD SUCH AN ESTABLISHMENT. CONFESS TO YOUR CRIMES OR WE WILL STEAL YOUR SPECIAL "PROTEIN POWDER" AND CHANGE YOUR HEART - THE ONE MUSCLE YOU IGNORE. FROM, THE PHANTOM THIEVES

Lookin Swole, Joker!

Enemies weak to Psychokinetic moves! Hit them with Psy attacks...! Psy...Sai... Saido... SAIDOCHESTO

“For his neutral B, he wields a dumbbell.”

this go too hard man

PerSWOLEna 5

OMFG YES Im FIRED UP NOW!!

Some mashups fit Some mashups don't But this mashup is life changing.

This is the ultimate workout song

□ - HIP RAISE ○ - SIDE BEND X - HAMMER CURL ▲ - DUMBBELL CURL R2 - BENCH PRESS L2 - SAIDO CHESTO

-It's almost scary how good this is -It's almost scary how good this is -It's almost scary how good this is

This has no reason to mesh so well together.

Thank you

I think anime is trying to motivate us to be functioning members of society through anime itself

Using this as workout music Time to be swole

Society: "What kind of music do you listen to?" Me:

I first heard this mashup at the beginning of the year. Because of this mashup I started lifting dumbbells again. It's true, my life DID change. I took my bench up to 175 from 95, my squat to 200 from 120, and my dead lift to 220 from 90. Along the way I burned off 40 lbs of fat. I have more energy, I have less anxiety and depression and now when life throws me curve balls I am strong enough to face them. Thanks for the motivation, and as always NICE BULK!

You replicate artstyles so well hnnnnngh

Now I can't unhear Life Will Change in the Dumbbell opening. Props to you good sir.

Hey they played this at Anime NYC a few hours ago and the crowd at the dj section loved it. Not sure how many people realized that this was 2 different songs spliced together or how many people realized it was and was confused by it.

Lyrics: Onegai muscle Onegai muscle Onegai muscle Onegai muscle So you know that we're out there Swatting lies in the making Can't move fast without breaking Can't hold on or life won't change Kin niku ni onegai Hip raise! Side bend! (Fukkin roku LDK kai!) Dumbbell curl! Hammer curl! (Nitou ga iine! Chomoranma!) Push up! Bench press! (Daikyoukin ga aruiteru! Shia gatteruyo shia gatteruyo Kin niku honpo! Hai ZUDOOOON!) It's not a game I'm not a robot A.I. challenging you I'm not a phantom I'm in your face and I'm here to see it through Right before your eyes Watch us multiply Come to claim our rights It's time So you know that we're out there Swatting lies in the making Can't move fast without breaking Can't hold on or life won't change And our voices ring out, yeah Took the mask off to feel free Fought it out in the debris Now we know that life will change Kin niku ni onegai Leg curl! Hack lift! (Naku ko mo damaru daitaikin!) Back press! Side raise! (Kata ni chicchai juuki noseten no kaaai!) Bent over! Lat pull-down! (Senaka ni kishin ga yadotteru! Shia gatteruyo shia gatteruyo Ganbaru anata wa utsukushii!) Kinou no kyou dewa kouka denakutemo Tonikaku tsuzukeyo training! (CHO muscle!) Kibun wo kaetai? Komisugite tsurai? Sorenara machine de workout! (MITE kin niku!) Kedo taberu no taisetsu, kin niku no hiketsu Shokuji de karada wo kensetsu! (BODY building!) Mikka ni ikkai? Shuu ni nisankai? Murinai pace de OK! (NICE bulk!) Megesouna toki omoidashite (omoidashite) Doryoku ga mininareba miryoku Misetsuke taidesho kyakusenbi (kyakusenbi) Ganbarimasu! (masu?) masu! (masu?) (Hai, MOSTO MASUCURAAAAA!) Onegai muscle meccha motetaaaai Onegai muscle meccha yasetaai yes! Onegai muscle meccha motetaaai nara Uuu! (Kireteruyo!) Haa! (Kireteruyo!) Kin niku ni onegaida! Ain't it a shame I'm not a figment Of your ailing old mind I'm just as real as I'm just as dangerous As you will soon find (Ashito) ashito (gyaku no) hiji wo (Kuttsukeru youni fukkin wo) (Shuushuku!) shuushuku! (shuushuku!) shuushuku! (Dekitara modoshite mou ikkai!) Ashito (ashito) gyaku no (hiji wo) Kuttsukeru youni fukkin wo Shuushuku! (shuushuku!) shuushuku! (shuushuku!) Kin niku ni, onegaida! (Hai, SAIDO CHESTOOOO!) Onegai muscle meccha motetaaaai Onegai muscle meccha yasetaai yes! Onegai muscle meccha motetaaai nara Uuu! (Kireteruyo!) Haa! (Kireteruyo!) Kin niku ni onegaida! And you'll know that we're out there (Hip raise! Side bent! ) Swatting lies in the making (Dumbbell curl! Hammer curl!) Your empire for the taking (Push up! Bench press!) Can't hold on or life won't change (Side crunch! High clean!) And our voices ring out, yeah (Leg curl! Hack lift!) Took the mask off to feel free (Back press! Side raise! ) Fought it out in the debris (Bent over! Lat pull-down! ) Now we know that life will change Onegai muscle!

This is especially funny as Sora Amamiya voices Akemi in Dumbbell and will be the voice of Kasumi in Persona 5 Royal.

Q Are the Phantom Thieves SWOLE? [■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ ]YES 93% Anon: Phantom Thieves get HUUUUGE!!

Sae: There is no way a high schooler like you could have become so swole in a short amount of time! Tell me! Who taught you to get gains like that?

"this is better than the original!" shut up this *is the original*

missed opportunity to call it Lift Will Change

It's not a game I'm not a diet plan I'm challenging you I'm burning fat and I'm building muscle I'm here to see it through 30 exercise Muscles multiply Work your body right It's time. Versatile bench Lets you spread your legs. Life is better fit Starting Numerous workout options And triple function hand grips Multiple cable pulley can adapt to any change 200 pound resistance For a quality workout With the new Bowflex™ system Now we know your life will change.

How did I miss this? Greatest combination that I have ever seen especially loving that artwork.

Can we just appreciate the fact that this dude is not only a genius when it comes to music, but is also an absolutely amazing artist!

This just in: Local madman "does it again"

* clears throat * AWAKEN, MY JAPANESE GODDESSES OF FITNESS!

Name: Sakura Hibiki Code Name: Muscle Persona: Machio

persona 3: shoots self persona 4: destroys a card persona 5: rips mask machio: *_FLEXES_*

There are 4 main reasons why ppl like strength builds. 1. Girthy weapons with Supermassive damage 2. Poise. Poise. Poise. Poise. 3. Gains for all your cosplay needs 4. Swole Girls FTW

Next, a revisiting of Warframe; "How Heavy are the Dumbells We all Lift Together?"

Akihiko, Chie, Kanji, and Ryuji: We've been waiting for this!

Sometimes I'm embarrassed to answer when people ask what my preworkout song is.

Joker don't need dumbbells. Dude just needs a ceiling beam.

I could see Joker working out to this to become even stronger in Smash Ultimate. This bops so much. Love your work Triple-Q.

Now you have me thinking of a Wii Fit-esque spinoff of Persona with workout remixes like "Lift Will Change", "Abs Destruction," "Burn My Reps", "Wake Up, Push Up, Work Out There", and "Pursuing My Muscular Self"

For better or for worse, this introduced me to お願いマッスル.

Your -life- *_lift_* will change

I got a gym membership this week and am on my way to my second appointment. That timing is amazing. (Yes, the muscle girl anime was one of the reasons for wanting to get buff)

0:28 *It's almost scary how well the bgm mix in together*

Tectone sent me here, and I'm hella glad for that! lmao, how the F did I never see this?

We, the Dumbbell Thiefs are here, give us your weights or prepare for a change of food

*Now you can proudly say* You're a weight lifting weeb

Damn, Tectone was right.

This has the same impact on weebs as the pillar men theme.

These mixes are getting better and better. Some of them are scarily good.

Ryuji: "Hey you wanna go train?"

Can’t be the only redshell enjoyer

I love how Shin Megami Tensei mashups have been associated with working out ever sing the Nocturne x Bowflex one long ago. Very consistent with the lore here.

stand aside jotaro. buff girls are my new fetish now

Now I am imagining the entire cast of P5 having Machio's muscles.

I cannot put into words just how unimaginably great this creation is

The variation of dumbbells is extremely useful for a small person like me ru-vid.comUgkxP26Tir6n60vUkdtn4mbwhRO8cwuJQNy2 But the dumbbell size being large it's hard to do certain exercises like deadlift ( I have to have my hands and legs a bit wider to accommodate the size of the DB )Otherwise happy with the purchase. No excuse not to lift weight when it's snowing outside.

This song is full protein.

I still can’t hear Life will change without hearing the bowflex version

Lyn voice is so ambiguous I kept hearing the opening as "Son you'll know we are out there" every single time lol

REDSHELLLLLL

The original OP is so freaking catchy man!

I've never heard either of the two songs that are being mashed up here so it just sounded like an original song. Pretty good.

Four years later, after watching this anime and starting my first p5 playthrough, this song still lives rent free in my head when either of these properties comes up

Lookin' swole, Joker!

Muscle + Persona *Is this a Jojo's reference?*

With the power of the *STRENGTH* persona........

OYE HEAR ME OUT... I can't believed I finished this game because of a mashup of an ost of this game...I just wanna say THANK YOU ALOT...

it's back, finally

Your life will GET MACHO. *flexes*

oh yea. theres that new animu with Ripped girls. I like that a lot. Plus damn that beat music though. really good. tbh i wish all your mashups have their instrumentals as a seperate track for download. Not shitting on the lyrics because i think its practically the only other reason why these mashups are amazing.

thanks, tectone.

Pack it up, humanity has peaked.

Between this and Bowflex, Life Will Change is really just a stealth song about getting buff. ...Thanks for reminding me it's not in Ultimate again...

My favorite new activity in Persona 5 Royal is going to the gym to work out with Machio.

Hearing Joseph's VA sing about muscles is great!

It’s back 😭😭

Guess I'll actually give exercising a try now.

This plays in the same gym that all Jojo protags pre part 4, Alex Luis Armstrong, Hokuto no Ken characters, and DBZ characters most probably work out at.

This video is: ✅ Life-changing

これはもっと日本でも知られて欲しい作品

When you want to play Persona 5, but your body still need training in the gym.

Dumbbell made me want to actually hit the gym a month ago, I can say it was a good thing for me as I wanted to change. I spent too much time being lazy and didn't exercise enough, I feel better now.

The only way to get a Persona fan to start working out

Muscle will change!

Training to impress crush :...... Training to impress all thewomen: ........... Training to impress yo waifus: 💪💪💪💪💪😎

Life Will Change when you exercise hard enough to fight Vampires and Pillar Men

The whole time this was in my watch later I never noticed the channel name and thought it would be an inspirational video. I think I just bamboozled myself

WHY DOES THIS SLAP SO HARD

I'm not Tod Howard but I can truly say: it just works

Now just eurobeat this

One of the shards looks like a *gun*

How did I just discover this gem of a channel

I've just started going to the gym and this is now part of my workout playlist

this gives me persona vibes

out of all that you've made, this is pretty much my favorite. everything just flows just right and the swap from japanese to english is pretty well done. the beat, the rythem, it all just works.

I’ve had this in my homework playlist for over a month and I never read the description, I had no idea this was a mashup the whole time

A BALD MAN SENT ME HERE

It is bowflex time

Shadow Kamoshida: I deserve everything coming to me!!! Machio: SAIDO CHESTO!!!!